Stacey Kramer: The best gift I ever survived

Prevodilac: Andjelija Janicijevic Lektor: Sandra Gojic

Imagine, if you will -- a gift.

Zamislite, ako možete, poklon.

I'd like for you to picture it in your mind.

Volela bih da ga vidite u glavi.

It's not too big --

Nije mnogo veliki -

about the size of a golf ball.

otprilike veličine loptice za golf.

So envision what it looks like all wrapped up.

Pa zamislite kako izgleda kad je zavijen.

But before I show you what's inside,

Ali pre nego što vam pokažem šta je unutra,

I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you.

rećiću vam, uradiće za vas neverovatne stvari.

It will bring all of your family together.

Okupiće vam celu porodicu.

You will feel loved and appreciated like never before

Osetićete se voljenim i cenjenim kao nikada pre

and reconnect with friends and acquaintances

i obnovićete veze sa prijateljima i poznanicima

you haven't heard from in years.

koje niste čuli godinama.

Adoration and admiration

Obožavanje i divljenje

will overwhelm you.

će vas zatrpati.

It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.

Ponovo će kalibrisati ono što je najvažnije u vašem životu.

It will redefine your sense

Redefinisaće vaš osećaj

of spirituality and faith.

prema duhovnosti i veri.

You'll have a new understanding

Imaćete novo razumevanje

and trust in your body.

i poverenje u vaše telo.

You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy.

Imaćete neprevaziđenu vitalnost i energiju.

You'll expand your vocabulary,

Proširićete vaš rečnik

meet new people,

upoznaćete nove ljude,

and you'll have a healthier lifestyle.

i imaćete zdraviji način života.

And get this --

I shvatite ovo,

you'll have an eight-week vacation

imaćete odmor od osam nedelja

of doing absolutely nothing.

gde ništa nećete raditi.

You'll eat countless gourmet meals.

Ješćete bezbroj gurmanskih jela.

Flowers will arrive by the truckload.

Cveće će stizati u gomilama.

People will say to you,

Ljudi će vam govoriti,

"You look great. Have you had any work done?"

"Izgledaš fantastično. Šta si radila?"

And you'll have a lifetime supply

I imaćete životnu zalihu

of good drugs.

dobrih lekova.

You'll be challenged, inspired,

Bićete izazvani, insipirisani,

motivated and humbled.

motivisani i ponizni.

Your life will have new meaning.

Vaš život će imati novo značenje.

Peace, health,

Mir, zdravlje,

serenity, happiness,

spokoj, sreća,

nirvana.

nirvana.

The price?

Cena?

$55,000,

$55,000.

and that's an incredible deal.

I to je neverovatna ponuda.

By now I know you're dying to know

Sad znam da umirete od želje da saznate

what it is and where you can get one.

šta je to i gde možete da ga nabavite.

Does Amazon carry it?

Da li se prodaje na internetu?

Does it have the Apple logo on it?

Da li ima Eplov (Apple) logo na sebi?

Is there a waiting list?

Da li postoji lista čekanja?

Not likely.

Ne verujem.

This gift came to me about five months ago.

Taj poklon mi je došao pre približno pet meseci.

It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up --

Upakovano, izgledalo je više ovako --

not quite so pretty.

nije baš toliko lepo.

And this,

I ovako.

and then this.

A onda ovako.

It was a rare gem --

Bio je redak dragulj,

a brain tumor,

tumor na mozgu,

hemangioblastoma --

hemangioblastoma,

the gift that keeps on giving.

poklon koji samo poklanja.

And while I'm okay now,

I iako sam sada u redu,

I wouldn't wish this gift for you.

ne bih vam poželela ovaj poklon.

I'm not sure you'd want it.

Nisam sigurna da bi ga želeli.

But I wouldn't change my experience.

Ali ne bih promenila svoje iskustvo.

It profoundly altered my life

Duboko mi je promenio život

in ways I didn't expect

na načine koje nisam očekivala

in all the ways I just shared with you.

na načine koje sam upravo podelila sa vama.

So the next time you're faced

Tako da sledeći put kada ste suprostavljeni

with something that's unexpected,

sa nečim što je neočekivano,

unwanted and uncertain,

neželjeno i neizvesno

consider

uzmite u obzir

that it just may be a gift.

da je to možda poklon.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)