Stacey Kramer: The best gift I ever survived

Translator: Janka Pazurikova Reviewer: Matej Badin

Imagine, if you will -- a gift.

Predstavte si dar.

I'd like for you to picture it in your mind.

Chcem, aby ste ho videli vo svojej mysli.

It's not too big --

Nie je veľmi veľký --

about the size of a golf ball.

asi taký ako golfová loptička.

So envision what it looks like all wrapped up.

Predstavte si, ako vypadá, keď je zabalený.

But before I show you what's inside,

Ale predtým, ako vám ukážem, čo je vnútri,

I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you.

poviem vám, urobí to s vami neuveriteľné veci.

It will bring all of your family together.

Spojí celú rodinu.

You will feel loved and appreciated like never before

Budete sa cítiť milovaní a oceňovaní ako nikdy predtým

and reconnect with friends and acquaintances

a znovu sa spojíte s priateľmi a známymi,

you haven't heard from in years.

ktorých ste nepočuli už roky.

Adoration and admiration

Láska a obdiv

will overwhelm you.

vás zaplavia.

It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.

Ukáže, čo je v živote dôležité.

It will redefine your sense

Oživí váš zmysel

of spirituality and faith.

pre duchovno a vieru.

You'll have a new understanding

Získate nové pochopenie

and trust in your body.

a dôveru vo vaše telo.

You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy.

Budete mať nekonečne veľa energie a vitality.

You'll expand your vocabulary,

Rozšíri to vašu slovnú zásobu,

meet new people,

stretnete nových ľudí

and you'll have a healthier lifestyle.

a budete žiť zdravšie.

And get this --

A dobre počúvajte,

you'll have an eight-week vacation

budete mať osemtýždňovú dovolenku

of doing absolutely nothing.

plnú ničnerobenia.

You'll eat countless gourmet meals.

Budete jesť nespočetne veľa skvelých jedál.

Flowers will arrive by the truckload.

Kvety vám budú privážať kamiónom.

People will say to you,

Ľudia vám budú hovoriť,

"You look great. Have you had any work done?"

"Vyzeráš skvele. Čo si so sebou urobila?"

And you'll have a lifetime supply

A do konca života budete mať prístup

of good drugs.

k dobrým liekom.

You'll be challenged, inspired,

Dostanete výzvu, inšpiráciu,

motivated and humbled.

motiváciu a zmysel pre pokoru.

Your life will have new meaning.

Váš život dostane nový zmysel.

Peace, health,

Mier, zdravie,

serenity, happiness,

pokoj, šťastie,

nirvana.

nirvána.

The price?

Cena?

$55,000,

55 000 dolárov.

and that's an incredible deal.

A to je neuveriteľne dobrý obchod.

By now I know you're dying to know

Viem, že umierate túžbou vedieť,

what it is and where you can get one.

čo to je a kde môžete taký dar nájsť.

Does Amazon carry it?

Na Amazone?

Does it have the Apple logo on it?

Má to na sebe Apple logo?

Is there a waiting list?

Je tam čakacia listina?

Not likely.

To nie.

This gift came to me about five months ago.

Tento dar ku mne prišiel pred piatimi mesiacmi.

It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up --

Vyzeralo to asi takto, keď to bolo zabalené --

not quite so pretty.

nie veľmi pekne.

And this,

A toto.

and then this.

A potom toto.

It was a rare gem --

Bol to zriedkavý drahokam,

a brain tumor,

mozgový tumor,

hemangioblastoma --

hemangioblastóm,

the gift that keeps on giving.

dar, ktorý neprestáva dávať.

And while I'm okay now,

A hoci som teraz v poriadku,

I wouldn't wish this gift for you.

nepriala by som vám tento dar.

I'm not sure you'd want it.

Nie som si istá, či by ste ho chceli.

But I wouldn't change my experience.

Ale nezmenila by som môj zážitok.

It profoundly altered my life

Úplne to zmenilo môj život

in ways I didn't expect

spôsobmi, aké som neočakávala,

in all the ways I just shared with you.

všetkými tými spôsobmi, o ktoré som sa s vami podelila.

So the next time you're faced

Takže nabudúce, keď budete čeliť

with something that's unexpected,

niečomu, čo je neočakávané,

unwanted and uncertain,

nechcené a nejasné,

consider

zamyslite sa,

that it just may be a gift.

či to nie je dar.

(Applause)

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