Stacey Kramer: The best gift I ever survived

Translator: Gulnoza Yakubova Reviewer: Nafissa Yakubova

Imagine, if you will -- a gift.

Bir sovg'ani tasavvur qiling.

I'd like for you to picture it in your mind.

Hayolingizga keltiring.

It's not too big --

U juda katta emas -

about the size of a golf ball.

taxminan golf to'pining hajmidek.

So envision what it looks like all wrapped up.

Tasavvur qiling, u chiroyli qilib o'ralgan.

But before I show you what's inside,

Lekin, uning ichida nima borligini ko'rsatishimdan oldin,

I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you.

ishoning, u siz uchun ajoyib narsalarni keltiradi.

It will bring all of your family together.

U butun oilangizni birga ahil qiladi.

You will feel loved and appreciated like never before

Ularda sizga ilgari bo'lmagan muhabbat va qadrlash uyg'onganini ko'rasiz.

and reconnect with friends and acquaintances

Bir necha yillar davomida aloqada bo'lmagan

you haven't heard from in years.

do'stlar va tanishlaringiz bilan qayta bog'lanasiz.

Adoration and admiration

Zavq va faxr

will overwhelm you.

to'lib toshib sizni qamrab oladi.

It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.

Hayotingizdagi eng muhim narsani qayta yuzaga keltiradi.

It will redefine your sense

Sizning ruhiy hissiyotingiz va e'tiqodingiz

of spirituality and faith.

go'yo qayta tug'ilgandey bo'ladi.

You'll have a new understanding

Tanangizga yangidan tushuna

and trust in your body.

va ishonadigan bo'lasiz.

You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy.

Yengib bo'lmas darajadagi hayotga bo'lgan ishtiyoq va kuchga ega bo'lasiz.

You'll expand your vocabulary,

Lug'at boyligingizni oshirasiz,

meet new people,

yangi odamlar bilan tanishasiz

and you'll have a healthier lifestyle.

va sog'lomroq hayot tarzi da yashay boshlaysiz.

And get this --

Yanada,

you'll have an eight-week vacation

hech ish qilmasdan,

of doing absolutely nothing.

sakkiz haftalik dam olishda bo'lasiz.

You'll eat countless gourmet meals.

Behisob, ajoyib va mazali taomlarni iste'mol qilasiz.

Flowers will arrive by the truckload.

Gullar yuk mashinalariga to'lib keladi.

People will say to you,

Odamlar sizga shunday deydi,

"You look great. Have you had any work done?"

"Juda ajoyib ko'rinasiz. Biror nima qildingizmi?"

And you'll have a lifetime supply

Shu bilan birga, yaxshi dorilarning

of good drugs.

hayotiy zahirasiga ega bo'lasiz.

You'll be challenged, inspired,

Siz kurashasiz, hayojanda bo'lasiz,

motivated and humbled.

ishtiyoqqa to'la va kamtar bo'lasiz.

Your life will have new meaning.

Hayotingiz yangi ma'no oladi.

Peace, health,

Tinchlik, sog'liq,

serenity, happiness,

hotirjamlik, baxt,

nirvana.

ezgu saodat.

The price?

Narxi?

$55,000,

55000 dollar.

and that's an incredible deal.

Bu juda ham ajoyib baho.

By now I know you're dying to know

Shu paytgacha bu nima ekan va qayerdan olsa bo'lar ekan

what it is and where you can get one.

deb bilishga sabringiz yetmayapdi.

Does Amazon carry it?

Amazon bu narsani sotadimi?

Does it have the Apple logo on it?

Unda Apple markasi bormi?

Is there a waiting list?

Kutish ro'yxati bormi?

Not likely.

Ko'rinishidan o'xshamaydi.

This gift came to me about five months ago.

Bu sovg'a menga besh oy oldin keldi.

It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up --

Atrofi o'ralganida mana bunga o'xshar edi-

not quite so pretty.

uncha chiroyli emas.

And this,

Mana bu ham.

and then this.

Keyin esa bu.

It was a rare gem --

Bu noyob gavhar edi,

a brain tumor,

miya o'smasi,

hemangioblastoma --

markaziy asab sistemasining o'smasi,

the gift that keeps on giving.

qayta qayta berilveradigan mukofot.

And while I'm okay now,

Hozir, mening ahvolim yaxshi,

I wouldn't wish this gift for you.

lekin bu mukofotni sizga aslo ravo ko'rmayman.

I'm not sure you'd want it.

Siz buni xohlashingizga ishonchim komil emas.

But I wouldn't change my experience.

Ammo, men boshimdan o'tgan kunlarni o'zgartirmagan bo'lardim.

It profoundly altered my life

Bu hayotimni men kutmagan darajada

in ways I didn't expect

juda ham o'zgartirdi,

in all the ways I just shared with you.

hozirgina sizga aytib bergan hamma usulda o'zgartirdi.

So the next time you're faced

Agar siz shunday

with something that's unexpected,

kutilmagan,

unwanted and uncertain,

istalmagan va noaniq narsaga duch bo'lsangiz,

consider

shuni yodda tutingki,

that it just may be a gift.

u bir sovg'a bo'lsihi mumkin.

(Applause)

(Qarsaklar)