Stacey Kramer: The best gift I ever survived

翻译人员: Chaoran Yu 校对人员: Qian Yue

Imagine, if you will -- a gift.

想象一份礼物。

I'd like for you to picture it in your mind.

我愿意为你描述一下它的样子。

It's not too big --

它并不是很大，

about the size of a golf ball.

大概只有高尔夫球大小。

So envision what it looks like all wrapped up.

包起来大概长这样。

But before I show you what's inside,

在我让你们看里面是什么前，

I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you.

我想先告诉你们，这件礼物对你们一定意义非凡。

It will bring all of your family together.

它可使你家人团聚。

You will feel loved and appreciated like never before

它会让你感受到从未有过的爱和感激，

and reconnect with friends and acquaintances

正如同你与你多年未见的老友重逢时

you haven't heard from in years.

所有的感受。

Adoration and admiration

你的内心将

will overwhelm you.

充盈着爱慕之情。

It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.

你会重新检视到底何为生命最珍贵的馈赠。

It will redefine your sense

你会重新定义

of spirituality and faith.

灵性和信仰的看法。

You'll have a new understanding

你对你的身体

and trust in your body.

也会有全新认知和感受。

You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy.

你会有无可匹敌的生命力和能量。

You'll expand your vocabulary,

你将扩展你的语汇，

meet new people,

去结交新的朋友，

and you'll have a healthier lifestyle.

你会拥有更健康的生活方式。

And get this --

当你得到这件礼物时，

you'll have an eight-week vacation

你将会有八个礼拜的假期，

of doing absolutely nothing.

什么事都不需要做。

You'll eat countless gourmet meals.

你将享用无尽的美酒佳肴；

Flowers will arrive by the truckload.

会收到好几卡车的花。

People will say to you,

人们会对你说

"You look great. Have you had any work done?"

“你看起来气色真不错！你最近在做什么呢？”

And you'll have a lifetime supply

你还会得到

of good drugs.

吃不完的好药。

You'll be challenged, inspired,

你会得到新的挑战和启发，

motivated and humbled.

也会产生新的动力，同时变得更谦虚。

Your life will have new meaning.

你的生命将被赋予新的意义。

Peace, health,

平和、健康、

serenity, happiness,

宁静、快乐、

nirvana.

重生。

The price?

这礼物的价格？

$55,000,

五万五千美金。

and that's an incredible deal.

这真是一笔好买卖。

By now I know you're dying to know

我想你现在一定很想知道

what it is and where you can get one.

这到底是什么，在哪里可买到。

Does Amazon carry it?

亚马逊上有么？

Does it have the Apple logo on it?

上面有苹果的标志么？

Is there a waiting list?

要排队等货么？

Not likely.

不太可能。

This gift came to me about five months ago.

我大概是五个月前得到这份礼物的。

It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up --

包裹起来的话，差不多是这个样子的。

not quite so pretty.

并不是很漂亮。

And this,

再来是这样。

and then this.

再这样。

It was a rare gem --

这个稀有珍宝，

a brain tumor,

是个脑瘤，

hemangioblastoma --

成血管细胞瘤，

the gift that keeps on giving.

一个让你收获不断的礼物。

And while I'm okay now,

我现在已痊愈了，

I wouldn't wish this gift for you.

不过我并不希望你得到这份礼物。

I'm not sure you'd want it.

我不确定你想不想要。

But I wouldn't change my experience.

但是我不会希望这一切再次发生。

It profoundly altered my life

这件事彻底改变了我的人生，

in ways I didn't expect

带来了我刚跟你们讲的那些改变，

in all the ways I just shared with you.

这都是我从未预料到的。

So the next time you're faced

所以下次，

with something that's unexpected,

万一你必须面对出乎意料的事，

unwanted and uncertain,

不管你不要或是不确定的，

consider

你都可以把它

that it just may be a gift.

当成是一份礼物。

(Applause)

(掌声)