Stacey Kramer: The best gift I ever survived

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Imagine, if you will -- a gift.

Zamislite, ako želite, dar.

I'd like for you to picture it in your mind.

Volio bih da ga vizualizirate u svojoj glavi.

It's not too big --

Nije prevelik --

about the size of a golf ball.

veličine je golf loptice.

So envision what it looks like all wrapped up.

Dakle, zamislite kako izgleda sav zapakiran.

But before I show you what's inside,

Ali prije negoli vam pokažem što je unutra,

I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you.

reći ću vam da će učiniti predivne stvari za vas.

It will bring all of your family together.

Povezati će cijelu vašu obitelj.

You will feel loved and appreciated like never before

Osjećati ćete se voljeno i poštovano kao nikada prije

and reconnect with friends and acquaintances

i ponovo ćete se spojiti sa svim svojim prijateljima i znanicima

you haven't heard from in years.

koje niste vidjeli ni čuli već godinama.

Adoration and admiration

Obožavanje i divljenje,

will overwhelm you.

će vas obuzeti.

It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.

Redefinirati će ono što vam je najbitnije u životu.

It will redefine your sense

Redifinirati će vaše poimanje

of spirituality and faith.

spiritualnosti i vjere.

You'll have a new understanding

Imati ćete novo razumjevanje

and trust in your body.

i vjeru u vaše tijelo.

You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy.

Imat ćete nenadmašivu vitalnost i energiju.

You'll expand your vocabulary,

Proširit ćete vaš vokabular,

meet new people,

upoznati nove ljude,

and you'll have a healthier lifestyle.

i živjeti ćete zdravijim načinom života.

And get this --

I pazite ovo,

you'll have an eight-week vacation

imat ćete osmotjedni godišnji odmor

of doing absolutely nothing.

na kojem nećete raditi apsolutno -- ništa.

You'll eat countless gourmet meals.

Jesti ćete bezbrojna gurmanska jela.

Flowers will arrive by the truckload.

Dobivati ćete kamione cvijeća.

People will say to you,

Ljudi će vam govoriti,

"You look great. Have you had any work done?"

"Izgledaš izvrsno! Jesi bila na kakvoj operaciji?"

And you'll have a lifetime supply

I imat ćete doživotnu zalihu

of good drugs.

dobrih lijekova.

You'll be challenged, inspired,

Biti ćete izazvani, inspirirani,

motivated and humbled.

motivirani i skromni.

Your life will have new meaning.

Vaš život će imati novo značenje.

Peace, health,

Mir, zdravlje,

serenity, happiness,

spokoj, sreća,

nirvana.

nirvana.

The price?

Cijena?

$55,000,

$55,000.

and that's an incredible deal.

Nevjerojatna ponuda.

By now I know you're dying to know

Sad već znam da umirete od znatiželje da saznate

what it is and where you can get one.

što to je i gdje to možete naći.

Does Amazon carry it?

Je li postoji na Amazonu?

Does it have the Apple logo on it?

Ima li Apple logo na sebi?

Is there a waiting list?

Postoji li lista čekanja?

Not likely.

I ne baš.

This gift came to me about five months ago.

Ovaj dar dobila sam prije pet mjeseci.

It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up --

Ovako je izgledao kada je još bio zamotan --

not quite so pretty.

ne baš tako lijep.

And this,

Pa ovako.

and then this.

I onda ovako.

It was a rare gem --

Bio je to rijetki dragulj,

a brain tumor,

tumor na mozgu,

hemangioblastoma --

hemangioblastoma,

the gift that keeps on giving.

dar koji ne prestaje davati.

And while I'm okay now,

Iako sam sada dobro,

I wouldn't wish this gift for you.

ne bih vam željela ovaj dar.

I'm not sure you'd want it.

Nisam baš sigurna da biste ga željeli.

But I wouldn't change my experience.

Ali nizašto ne bih voljela promijeniti svoje iskustvo.

It profoundly altered my life

Duboko je izmjenilo moj život

in ways I didn't expect

na načine na koje nikada nisam ni sanjala,

in all the ways I just shared with you.

na sve one načine koje sam sada podjelila s vama.

So the next time you're faced

Dakle, sljedeći puta kada se suočite

with something that's unexpected,

s nečim neočekivanim,

unwanted and uncertain,

neželjenim i nesigurnim,

consider

uzmite u obzir

that it just may be a gift.

da bi to možda mogao biti dar.

(Applause)

(Pljesak)