Stacey Kramer: The best gift I ever survived

Translator: chen xujie Reviewer: Yi Peng

Imagine, if you will -- a gift.

如果你可以的话，幻想一份礼物

I'd like for you to picture it in your mind.

请你在你的脑海里描绘

It's not too big --

不是很大

about the size of a golf ball.

高尔夫球大小

So envision what it looks like all wrapped up.

所以再想象它是包裹起来的

But before I show you what's inside,

在我向你展示里面的东西之前

I will tell you, it's going to do incredible things for you.

我可以告诉 它会为你做难以置信的事情

It will bring all of your family together.

它会让你的家人都聚在一起

You will feel loved and appreciated like never before

你前所未有地得到爱，得到欣赏

and reconnect with friends and acquaintances

并跟你多年未见的朋友和熟人重新取得联系

you haven't heard from in years.

并跟你多年未见的朋友和熟人重新取得联系

Adoration and admiration

爱慕与崇敬

will overwhelm you.

向你袭来

It will recalibrate what's most important in your life.

它会重新审视你生命中最重要的东西

It will redefine your sense

重新定义你对于

of spirituality and faith.

精神和信仰的认知

You'll have a new understanding

你对你的身体

and trust in your body.

会有新的认识和信任

You'll have unsurpassed vitality and energy.

你会有超凡的生命和精力

You'll expand your vocabulary,

你会提高你的词汇量

meet new people,

认识新的朋友

and you'll have a healthier lifestyle.

拥有更加健康的生活方式

And get this --

如果你拿到这份礼物

you'll have an eight-week vacation

你会拥有八个星期的假期

of doing absolutely nothing.

绝对不用做任何事

You'll eat countless gourmet meals.

你会吃尽无数的佳肴

Flowers will arrive by the truckload.

数之不尽的鲜花

People will say to you,

大家都会跟你说

"You look great. Have you had any work done?"

“你看上去很好。还有什么工作没有完成呢？”

And you'll have a lifetime supply

然后你会终生供应的

of good drugs.

好药

You'll be challenged, inspired,

你会因此改变 被启发

motivated and humbled.

被鼓舞 感到自己的卑微

Your life will have new meaning.

你的生命将会有新的意义

Peace, health,

平静 健康

serenity, happiness,

宁静 快乐

nirvana.

涅槃

The price?

价钱多少呢？

$55,000,

五万五千美金

and that's an incredible deal.

这可是一桩好买卖

By now I know you're dying to know

我猜你们现在肯定很想知道

what it is and where you can get one.

这究竟是什么 哪里可以买得到

Does Amazon carry it?

亚马逊？

Does it have the Apple logo on it?

是不是苹果公司出的？

Is there a waiting list?

用不用订货？

Not likely.

不用

This gift came to me about five months ago.

这份礼物在五个月之前来到我身边

It looked more like this when it was all wrapped up --

当它打开的时候 它就是这样

not quite so pretty.

并不太漂亮吧

And this,

这个

and then this.

还有这个

It was a rare gem --

这是罕见的宝石

a brain tumor,

大脑肿瘤

hemangioblastoma --

学名：成血管细胞瘤

the gift that keeps on giving.

这份礼物还在给我不同的东西

And while I'm okay now,

就算我现在已经康复了

I wouldn't wish this gift for you.

我并不希望你会获得这份礼物

I'm not sure you'd want it.

我不觉得你们想要它

But I wouldn't change my experience.

但是我不能改变我自己的经历

It profoundly altered my life

它深深改变了我的生命

in ways I didn't expect

我从来没有想过会这样

in all the ways I just shared with you.

想我刚才与你们分享的一样

So the next time you're faced

所以当你下次遇到

with something that's unexpected,

意料之外的事情

unwanted and uncertain,

你不想要的 不肯定的事情

consider

想一想

that it just may be a gift.

这或者是一份礼物

(Applause)

（掌声）