A story of mixed emoticons | Rives

Prevodilac: Ivana Korom Lektor: Sandra Gojic

This means, "I'm smiling."

Ovo znači osmeh.

So does that.

Kao i ovo.

This means "mouse."

Ovo je miš.

"Cat."

Mačka.

Here we have a story.

Ovde imamo priču.

The start of the story, where this means guy,

Početak priče, ovo znači momak,

and that is a ponytail on a passer-by.

a ovo je konjski rep na jednoj prolaznici.

Here's where it happens.

Ovde se dešava.

These are when.

Ovo je vreme.

This is a cassette tape the girl puts into her cassette-tape player.

Ovo je kaseta koju devojka pušta u svom kasetofonu.

She wears it every day.

Nosi ga svaki dan.

It's not considered vintage --

On nije star -

she just likes certain music to sound a certain way.

ona samo voli da određena muzika na određeni način zvuči.

Look at her posture; it's remarkable.

Pogledajte njeno držanje, besprekorno je.

That's because she dances.

To je zato što ona pleše.

Now he, the guy, takes all of this in, figuring,

Sada, momak, on gleda sve ovo misleći

"Honestly, geez, what are my chances?"

"Stvarno, bogo, kakve su moje šanse?"

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And he could say, "Oh my God!"

Mogao bi reći "O moj bože!"

or "I heart you!"

ili "Volim te!"

"I'm laughing out loud."

Smejem se naglas.

"I want to give you a hug."

Želim da te zagrlim.

But he comes up with that, you know.

Ali znate, smislio je ovo.

He tells her, "I'd like to hand-paint your portrait on a coffee mug."

Kaže joj, "Želeo bih da naslikam tvoj portret na kafi za šolju."

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Put a crab inside it.

Da stavim jednog raka unutra.

Add some water.

I malo vode.

Seven different salts.

Sedam različitih soli.

He means he's got this sudden notion to stand on dry land,

Dobio je iznenadnu ideju da stoji na suvom kopnu

but just panhandle at the ocean.

i da prosi od okeana.

He says, "You look like a mermaid, but you walk like a waltz."

Kaže, "Izgledaš kao sirena, ali hodaš kao valcer."

And the girl goes, "Wha'?"

A devojka će, "Štaaa?"

So, the guy replies, "Yeah, I know, I know.

I momak odgovara, "Da, znam, znam,

I think my heartbeat might be the Morse code for inappropriate.

na Morzeovoj azbuci otkucaji mog srca su možda nepristojni.

At least, that's how it seems.

Tako barem deluje.

I'm like a junior varsity cheerleader sometimes --

Ponekad sam kao navijačica glavnog mladog tima -

for swearing, awkward silences, and very simple rhyme schemes.

zbog psovki, neugodnih tišina i veoma prostih rima.

Right now, talking to you, I'm not even really a guy.

Ovog momenta, dok pričam s tobom, nisam čak ni momak.

I'm a monkey --

Ja sam majmun

(Laughter) --

(smeh)

blowing kisses

koji šalje poljupce

at a butterfly.

jednom leptiru.

But I'm still suggesting you and I should meet.

Ali i dalje predlažem da se sretnemo.

First, soon, and then a lot.

Prvo uskoro, a onda mnogo.

I'm thinking the southwest corner of 5th and 42nd at noon tomorrow,

Možda na jugozapadnom uglu pete i 42. sutra u podne,

but I'll stay until you show up, ponytail or not.

ali čekaću dok se ne pojaviš, sa ili bez konjskog repa.

Hell, ponytail alone.

Ma, sam rep je dovoljan.

I don't know what else to tell you.

Ne znam šta više da ti kažem.

I got a pencil you can borrow.

Možeš pozajmiti olovku.

You can put it in your phone."

Možeš zapisati u svoj telefon."

But the girl does not budge, does not smile, does not frown.

Ali devojka se ne miče, ne smeši se, ne mršti se.

She just says, "No thank you."

Samo kaže, "Ne, hvala."

You know?

Znate?

[ "i don't need 2 write it down." ]

[ "ne moram d zapišem".]

(Applause)

(aplauz)