A story of mixed emoticons | Rives

Translator: Tomas Sooky Reviewer: Martin Ukrop

This means, "I'm smiling."

Toto znamená, že sa usmievam.

So does that.

A aj toto.

This means "mouse."

Toto je myš.

"Cat."

Mačka.

Here we have a story.

Tu je príbeh.

The start of the story, where this means guy,

Jeho začiatok, v ktorom je toto chalan,

and that is a ponytail on a passer-by.

a toto je okoloidúca s copom.

Here's where it happens.

Tu sa to odohráva.

These are when.

Toto je kedy.

This is a cassette tape the girl puts into her cassette-tape player.

Toto je kazeta, ktorú dievča vloží do svojho prehrávača.

She wears it every day.

Nosí ho každý deň.

It's not considered vintage --

Nie je zastaraný –

she just likes certain music to sound a certain way.

má len rada, ak istá hudba znie istým štýlom.

Look at her posture; it's remarkable.

Pozrite na jej držanie tela, je pozoruhodné.

That's because she dances.

To pretože tancuje.

Now he, the guy, takes all of this in, figuring,

A chalan si to všetko všíma a myslí si:

"Honestly, geez, what are my chances?"

"Úprimne, kriste, akú mám vlastne šancu?"

(Laughter)

(Smiech)

And he could say, "Oh my God!"

Mohol by si povedať: "Ó môj bože!"

or "I heart you!"

či "Ja ♥ Teba!"

"I'm laughing out loud."

Smejem sa nahlas.

"I want to give you a hug."

Chcem Ťa objať.

But he comes up with that, you know.

Ale vymyslí niečo iné.

He tells her, "I'd like to hand-paint your portrait on a coffee mug."

Povie jej: "Chcel by som namaľovať rukou Tvoj portrét na šálku kávy."

(Laughter)

(Smiech)

Put a crab inside it.

Dať doň kraba.

Add some water.

Pridať trochu vody.

Seven different salts.

Sedem druhov soli.

He means he's got this sudden notion to stand on dry land,

Myslí tým, že má zrazu nutkanie stáť na súši,

but just panhandle at the ocean.

hoci aj na úzkom páse pri oceáne.

He says, "You look like a mermaid, but you walk like a waltz."

Vraví: "Vyzeráš ako morská víla, ale chodíš ako valčík."

And the girl goes, "Wha'?"

A dievča na to: "Čo?"

So, the guy replies, "Yeah, I know, I know.

A tak chalan odpovie: "Ja viem, ja viem.

I think my heartbeat might be the Morse code for inappropriate.

Myslím, že tlkot môjho srdca znamená v morzeovke "nevhodný".

At least, that's how it seems.

Aspoň, tak sa to zdá.

I'm like a junior varsity cheerleader sometimes --

Niekedy som ako mladá univerzitná roztlieskavačka,

for swearing, awkward silences, and very simple rhyme schemes.

pre nadávky, trápne ticho a veľmi jednoduché rýmy.

Right now, talking to you, I'm not even really a guy.

A teraz, že s Tebou hovorím, ani nie som skutočný chalan.

I'm a monkey --

Som opica,

(Laughter) --

(Smiech)

blowing kisses

ktorá posiela bozky

at a butterfly.

motýľovi.

But I'm still suggesting you and I should meet.

Stále ale navrhujem, že by sme sa mali stretnúť.

First, soon, and then a lot.

Prv čo najskôr, a potom čo najviac.

I'm thinking the southwest corner of 5th and 42nd at noon tomorrow,

Podľa mňa, zajtra na poludnie na juhozápadnom rohu 5. a 42. ulice,

but I'll stay until you show up, ponytail or not.

ale ja ostanem, kým sa neobjavíš, cop-necop.

Hell, ponytail alone.

Dofrasa, hoci aj iba cop.

I don't know what else to tell you.

Neviem, čo iné Ti povedať.

I got a pencil you can borrow.

Mám ceruzku, môžeš si ju požičať.

You can put it in your phone."

Môžeš si to napísať do telefónu."

But the girl does not budge, does not smile, does not frown.

Ale dievča sa ani nepohne. Neusmeje sa. Ani sa nezamračí.

She just says, "No thank you."

Iba povie: "Nie, ďakujem."

You know?

Vieš.

[ "i don't need 2 write it down." ]

["Ja si to nepotrebujem napísať."]

(Applause)

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