A story of mixed emoticons | Rives

Prevoditelj: Dunja Vucenovic Recezent: Predrag Pale

This means, "I'm smiling."

Ovo označava da se smijem.

So does that.

Kao i ovo.

This means "mouse."

Ovo predstavlja miša

"Cat."

mačku.

Here we have a story.

Ovo je priča.

The start of the story, where this means guy,

Početak priče, gdje ovo predstavlja momka

and that is a ponytail on a passer-by.

a ovo je konjski rep prolaznice.

Here's where it happens.

Ovdje se sve događa.

These are when.

i kad se događa.

This is a cassette tape the girl puts into her cassette-tape player.

Ovo je kazeta koju djevojka stavlja u svoj kazetofon.

She wears it every day.

To radi svaki dan.

It's not considered vintage --

Ne smatra se staromodnim --

she just likes certain music to sound a certain way.

samo voli da određena muzika zvuči posebno.

Look at her posture; it's remarkable.

Pogledajte njenu pozu, nevjerojatno.

That's because she dances.

To je zato što pleše.

Now he, the guy, takes all of this in, figuring,

A on, momak, sve to promatra, razmišljajući,

"Honestly, geez, what are my chances?"

"Iskreno, kakve su mi šanse?"

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And he could say, "Oh my God!"

I mogao bi reći, "O moj Bože!"

or "I heart you!"

ili "Volim te"

"I'm laughing out loud."

Glasno se smijem

"I want to give you a hug."

Želim te zagrliti.

But he comes up with that, you know.

Ali on se sjeti nečeg drugog

He tells her, "I'd like to hand-paint your portrait on a coffee mug."

Kaže joj, "Rado bih te rukom portretirao na šalicu"

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Put a crab inside it.

Staviti raka unutra.

Add some water.

Dodati vode.

Seven different salts.

Sedam različitih soli.

He means he's got this sudden notion to stand on dry land,

Misli da je odjednom shvatio pojam stajati čvrsto na tlu

but just panhandle at the ocean.

ali poput poluotoka u oceanu.

He says, "You look like a mermaid, but you walk like a waltz."

Kaže, "Izgledaš poput sirene, a hodaš kao da plešeš valcer."

And the girl goes, "Wha'?"

Djevojka ga pita, "Što?"

So, the guy replies, "Yeah, I know, I know.

Momak odgovori, "Da, znam, znam."

I think my heartbeat might be the Morse code for inappropriate.

Mislim da bi mi otkucaji srca mogli biti Morseov kod za neprikladno.

At least, that's how it seems.

Bar se tako čini.

I'm like a junior varsity cheerleader sometimes --

Ponekad sam poput mladog navijača prvog tima -.

for swearing, awkward silences, and very simple rhyme schemes.

za psovke, neugodne tišine i jednostavne rime.

Right now, talking to you, I'm not even really a guy.

Sad, dok pričam s tobom, ne osjećam se poput muškarca.

I'm a monkey --

Majmun sam,

(Laughter) --

(smijeh)

blowing kisses

koji šalje poljubce

at a butterfly.

leptiru.

But I'm still suggesting you and I should meet.

Al' još uvijek predlažem da se sastanemo.

First, soon, and then a lot.

Ubrzo, a poslije često.

I'm thinking the southwest corner of 5th and 42nd at noon tomorrow,

Razmišljam o sjeverozapadnom kutu 5. i 42. ulice sutra u podne,

but I'll stay until you show up, ponytail or not.

bit ću tamo dok se ne pojavis, s repom ili bez.

Hell, ponytail alone.

Strašno, rep sam.

I don't know what else to tell you.

Ne znam što da ti kažem.

I got a pencil you can borrow.

Imam olovku koju ti mogu posuditi.

You can put it in your phone."

Možeš ju staviti u mobitel."

But the girl does not budge, does not smile, does not frown.

Ali djevojka se ne miče, ne smije i ne mršti.

She just says, "No thank you."

Samo kaže, "Ne, hvala."

You know?

Znate?

[ "i don't need 2 write it down." ]

["ne moram to pisati."]

(Applause)

(Pljesak)