A story of mixed emoticons | Rives

Translator: Liridon Shala Reviewer: Amantia Gjikondi

This means, "I'm smiling."

Kjo do te thote, " Jam duke qeshur."

So does that.

Keshtu qe bazuar tek kjo.

This means "mouse."

Kjo ka kuptimin e "Miut."

"Cat."

"Macja."

Here we have a story.

Ketu kemi nje histori.

The start of the story, where this means guy,

Fillimi i historise, qe ka kuptimin e djalit,

and that is a ponytail on a passer-by.

dhe kjo eshte nje bishtalec ne kalim.

Here's where it happens.

Ketu eshte kur ka ndodhur.

These are when.

Keto jane Kur.

This is a cassette tape the girl puts into her cassette-tape player.

Kjo eshte nje kasete ku vajza e ve ne degjuesin e saj te kasetave.

She wears it every day.

Ajo e ve ate cdo dite.

It's not considered vintage --

Nuk konsiderohet vigjilente --

she just likes certain music to sound a certain way.

ajo vetem pelqen nje lloj muzike qe tingellon ne nje lloj menyre.

Look at her posture; it's remarkable.

Shiko posterin e saj; eshte e mrekullueshme.

That's because she dances.

Kjo eshte sepse ajo kercen.

Now he, the guy, takes all of this in, figuring,

Tani ai, djali, e merr te gjithe kete me figura,

"Honestly, geez, what are my chances?"

"Me sinqeritet, cilat jane shancet e mia?"

(Laughter)

(Te qeshura)

And he could say, "Oh my God!"

Dhe ai mund te thot, "O zoti im!"

or "I heart you!"

ose "te demtova ty!"

"I'm laughing out loud."

"Jam duke qeshur me ze."

"I want to give you a hug."

"Une dua te te jap ty nje perqafim."

But he comes up with that, you know.

Dhe ajo me vjen me ate, e di.

He tells her, "I'd like to hand-paint your portrait on a coffee mug."

Ai i tregon asaj, "Deshiroj t'ju bej nje pikture te portretit tuaj me nje kafe ne dore."

(Laughter)

(Te qeshura)

Put a crab inside it.

Vendos nje gaforre brenda.

Add some water.

Shto pak uje.

Seven different salts.

Shtate kripera te ndryshme.

He means he's got this sudden notion to stand on dry land,

Ai mendon se ai e ka kete nocion per te qendruar ne toke te thate,

but just panhandle at the ocean.

por vetem me nje bisht tigani ne oqean.

He says, "You look like a mermaid, but you walk like a waltz."

Ai thote, "Ju dukeni si nje sirene, por ju ecni si nje vals."

And the girl goes, "Wha'?"

Dhe vajza vazhdon "Cfare?"

So, the guy replies, "Yeah, I know, I know.

Keshtu qe djali ia kthen, "Yeah, e di e di.

I think my heartbeat might be the Morse code for inappropriate.

Mendoj se rrahja e zemres mund te jete kodi i papranueshum.

At least, that's how it seems.

Te pakten, keshtu duket.

I'm like a junior varsity cheerleader sometimes --

Nganjehere une jam si nje nxites i vogel --

for swearing, awkward silences, and very simple rhyme schemes.

per zhurme, qetesi dhe per skena te rimave.

Right now, talking to you, I'm not even really a guy.

Tani, duke folur me ty madje nuk jam as nje djale.

I'm a monkey --

Jam nje majmun --

(Laughter) --

(Te qeshura) --

blowing kisses

duke dhene puthje

at a butterfly.

nje flutere.

But I'm still suggesting you and I should meet.

Por une jam akoma duke te sugjeruar ty dhe me duhet t'ju takoj.

First, soon, and then a lot.

Se pari, shum shpejt, dhe me pas shum,

I'm thinking the southwest corner of 5th and 42nd at noon tomorrow,

Jam duke menduar se jug-perendimi i 5 dhe ai i 42-te tek e nesermja,

but I'll stay until you show up, ponytail or not.

por une do te qendroj derisa ju te shfaqeni, me bisht ose jo.

Hell, ponytail alone.

Dreq, vetem bishtaleci.

I don't know what else to tell you.

Nuk e di cfar tjeter tju them.

I got a pencil you can borrow.

Kam nje lapes te cilin mund ta huazoni.

You can put it in your phone."

Ju mund ta vendosni ne telefonin tuaj.

But the girl does not budge, does not smile, does not frown.

Por vajza nuk leviz, nuk qesh, nuk i leviz qepallat

She just says, "No thank you."

Ajo vetem thote, Jo faliminderit."

You know?

E dini ?

[ "i don't need 2 write it down." ]

[ "nuk me duhet ta shkruaj."]

(Applause)

(Duartrokitje)