A story of mixed emoticons | Rives

Translator: Gregor Vidmar Reviewer: Tjasa Vrhovnik

This means, "I'm smiling."

Tole pomeni, da se smejim.

So does that.

Tole tudi.

This means "mouse."

Tole pomeni miška.

"Cat."

Mačka.

Here we have a story.

Tukaj pa imamo zgodbo.

The start of the story, where this means guy,

Začetek zgodbe, kjer tole označuje tipa,

and that is a ponytail on a passer-by.

tole pa je čop mimoidoče.

Here's where it happens.

Tukaj se zgodi.

These are when.

In tole je kdaj.

This is a cassette tape the girl puts into her cassette-tape player.

Tole je kaseta, ki jo dekle vstavi v svoj prenosni kasetar.

She wears it every day.

Nosi ga vsak dan.

It's not considered vintage --

Ne zdi se ji staromoden,

she just likes certain music to sound a certain way.

samo všeč ji je, da je določena glasba slišati na določen način.

Look at her posture; it's remarkable.

Poglejte njeno držo. Izredno lepa je.

That's because she dances.

To je zato, ker pleše.

Now he, the guy, takes all of this in, figuring,

Zdaj on, tip, absorbira vse te podatke in pomisli:

"Honestly, geez, what are my chances?"

"Mislim, resno, kakšne so moje možnosti?"

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And he could say, "Oh my God!"

Lahko bi rekel: "O moj bog!"

or "I heart you!"

ali "Srčkam te!".

"I'm laughing out loud."

Režim se na ves glas.

"I want to give you a hug."

Rad bi te objel.

But he comes up with that, you know.

Ampak on sproducira tole.

He tells her, "I'd like to hand-paint your portrait on a coffee mug."

Reče ji: "Na kavno skodelico bi rad ročno naslikal tvoj portret."

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Put a crab inside it.

Vanjo dal raka.

Add some water.

Dodal nekaj vode.

Seven different salts.

Sedem različnih soli.

He means he's got this sudden notion to stand on dry land,

Hoče reči, da ima nenadno misel, da stoji na kopnem,

but just panhandle at the ocean.

zares pa z razprtimi rokami sega po oceanu.

He says, "You look like a mermaid, but you walk like a waltz."

Reče ji: "Videti si kot morska deklica, hodiš pa kot valček."

And the girl goes, "Wha'?"

In dekle: "Ka'?"

So, the guy replies, "Yeah, I know, I know.

Tip odgovori: "Jah, saj vem, saj vem.

I think my heartbeat might be the Morse code for inappropriate.

Mislim, da je moj srčni utrip Morsejeva koda za neprimerno.

At least, that's how it seems.

Tako se vsaj zdi.

I'm like a junior varsity cheerleader sometimes --

Včasih sem kot mlajši navijač univerzitetne ekipe --

for swearing, awkward silences, and very simple rhyme schemes.

zaradi preklinjanja, nerodnih tišin in zelo preprostih rim.

Right now, talking to you, I'm not even really a guy.

Ta trenutek, ko se pogovarjam s teboj, sploh nisem tip.

I'm a monkey --

Sem opica,

(Laughter) --

(smeh)

blowing kisses

ki pošilja poljubčke

at a butterfly.

metulju.

But I'm still suggesting you and I should meet.

Ampak še vedno mislim, da bi se morala dobiti.

First, soon, and then a lot.

Najprej, kmalu, in potem veliko.

I'm thinking the southwest corner of 5th and 42nd at noon tomorrow,

Predlagam jugozahodni vogal 5. in 42. jutri opoldne,

but I'll stay until you show up, ponytail or not.

ampak čakal bom, dokler se ne prikažeš - s čopom ali brez.

Hell, ponytail alone.

Hudiča, tudi če samo čop.

I don't know what else to tell you.

Ne vem, kaj naj ti še povem.

I got a pencil you can borrow.

Imam svinčnik, ki si ga lahko sposodiš.

You can put it in your phone."

Lahko si jo zapišeš v telefon."

But the girl does not budge, does not smile, does not frown.

Ampak dekle se ne premakne, se ne nasmehne, se ne namršči.

She just says, "No thank you."

Reče samo: "Ne, hvala."

You know?

Veste.

[ "i don't need 2 write it down." ]

[ "... ni mi je treba zapisati." ]

(Applause)

(aplavz)