Inside the Mind of a Master Procrastinator | Tim Urban | TED

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ูŠุฑุฌู‰ ุงู„ู†ู‚ุฑ ู†ู‚ุฑู‹ุง ู…ุฒุฏูˆุฌู‹ุง ููˆู‚ ุงู„ุชุฑุฌู…ุฉ ุงู„ุฅู†ุฌู„ูŠุฒูŠุฉ ุฃุฏู†ุงู‡ ู„ุชุดุบูŠู„ ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆ.

ุงู„ู…ุชุฑุฌู…: Ali Sumait ุงู„ู…ุฏู‚ู‘ู‚: Ahmad Altamimi
00:12
So in college,
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ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูƒู†ุช ููŠ ุงู„ุฌุงู…ุนุฉ ..
00:15
I was a government major,
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ูƒุงู† ุชุฎุตุตูŠ ููŠ ุงู„ุนู…ู„ ุงู„ุญูƒูˆู…ูŠ
00:16
which means I had to write a lot of papers.
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ู…ุง ูŠุนู†ูŠ ุฃู† ุนู„ูŠ ูƒุชุงุจุฉ ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฃูˆุฑุงู‚ุŒ
00:19
Now, when a normal student writes a paper,
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ุงู„ุขู† ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูŠูƒุชุจ ุฃูŠ ุทุงู„ุจ ุนุงุฏูŠ ูˆุฑู‚ุฉ
00:21
they might spread the work out a little like this.
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ูŠุจุฏูˆ ุฌุฏูˆู„ ุนู…ู„ู‡ ู‡ูƒุฐุง ุชู‚ุฑูŠุจุง..
00:23
So, you know --
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ูƒู…ุง ุชุฑูˆู†..
00:25
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
00:26
you get started maybe a little slowly,
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ูŠูƒูˆู† ุงู„ุนู…ู„ ููŠ ุงู„ุจุฏุงูŠุฉ ุจุทูŠุฆุงู‹ ุŒ
00:28
but you get enough done in the first week
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ู„ูƒู†ูƒ ุชู†ุฌุฒ ุฎู„ุงู„ ุงู„ุฃุณุจูˆุน ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ ุจู…ุง ูŠูƒููŠ
00:30
that, with some heavier days later on,
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ู„ุฃู† ูŠุฌุนู„ูƒ ุชุฑู‰ ุงู„ุฃูŠุงู… ุงู„ุซู‚ูŠู„ุฉ ุงู„ู‚ุงุฏู…ุฉ
00:32
everything gets done, things stay civil.
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ุชุจุฏูˆ ู…ู†ุชุฌุฉ ูˆ ู„ุทูŠูุฉ ..
00:34
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
00:35
And I would want to do that like that.
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ูˆ ุฃู†ุง ุฃุชู…ู†ู‰ ุฃู† ุฃูุนู„ ู‡ุฐุง ุจุงู„ุดูƒู„ ู†ูุณู‡ุŒ
00:38
That would be the plan.
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ู‡ูƒุฐุง ุณุชูƒูˆู† ุงู„ุฎุทุฉ..
00:39
I would have it all ready to go,
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ุณุฃุจุฏุฃ ุจูƒุชุงุจุฉ ุงู„ุฌุฏูˆู„ ู„ู„ุดุฑูˆุน ููŠ ุงู„ุนู…ู„ุŒ
00:41
but then, actually, the paper would come along,
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ุซู… ูŠุฃุชูŠ ุงู„ูˆู‚ุช ู„ู„ูƒุชุงุจุฉ ..
00:44
and then I would kind of do this.
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ูˆ ูŠู†ุชู‡ูŠ ุจูŠ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ู‡ูƒุฐุง !
00:46
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
00:48
And that would happen every single paper.
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ูˆ ู‡ุฐุง ูŠุญุฏุซ ููŠ ูƒู„ ูˆุฑู‚ุฉ ุฃูƒุชุจู‡ุง ..
00:51
But then came my 90-page senior thesis,
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ุฅู„ู‰ ุฃู† ุทู„ุจ ู…ู†ูŠ ูƒุชุงุจุฉ ุฃุทุฑูˆุญุฉ ุงู„ุชุฎุฑุฌ ู…ู† 90 ุตูุญุฉ ุŒ
00:55
a paper you're supposed to spend a year on.
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ูˆุฑู‚ุฉ ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ูุชุฑุถ ุฃู† ู†ุนู…ู„ ุนู„ูŠู‡ุง ุทูˆุงู„ ุงู„ุนุงู… !
00:57
And I knew for a paper like that, my normal work flow was not an option.
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ูˆ ู„ูˆุฑู‚ุฉ ูƒู‡ุฐู‡ ุŒ ุฌุฏูˆู„ ุนู…ู„ูŠ ุงู„ู…ุนุชุงุฏ ู„ู… ูŠูƒู† ุฎูŠุงุฑู‹ุง ..
01:01
It was way too big a project.
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ู„ุฃู† ุงู„ู…ุดุฑูˆุน ูƒุงู† ุถุฎู…ุงู‹ ุฌุฏุงู‹
01:02
So I planned things out,
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ุจุฏุฃุช ุงู„ุชุฎุทูŠุท ู„ู„ู…ุดุฑูˆุน ุŒ
01:04
and I decided I kind of had to go something like this.
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ูˆ ู‚ุฑุฑุช ุฃู† ุงู„ุฌุฏูˆู„ ูŠุฌุจ ุฃู† ูŠุดุจู‡ ุดูŠุฆุงู‹ ูƒู‡ุฐุง ..
01:07
This is how the year would go.
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ู‡ูƒุฐุง ุณุชู…ุถูŠ ุงู„ุณู†ุฉ ..
01:09
So I'd start off light,
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ุณุฃุจุฏุฃ ุจุงู„ุนู…ู„ ุงู„ุณู‡ู„ ูˆ ุงู„ุฎููŠู ุŒ
01:11
and I'd bump it up in the middle months,
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ุซู… ุณุฃุฒูŠุฏ ุงู„ุฌู‡ุฏ ู‚ู„ูŠู„ุง ููŠ ู…ู†ุชุตู ุงู„ุณู†ุฉ ุŒ
01:13
and then at the end, I would kick it up into high gear
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ูˆ ููŠ ู†ู‡ุงูŠุฉ ุงู„ุนุงู… ุณุฃุนู…ู„ ุจุฃู‚ุตู‰ ุฌู‡ุฏ ู„ุฏูŠ ..
01:16
just like a little staircase.
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ุณูŠูƒูˆู† ุณู‡ู„ู‹ุง ุฌุฏุงู‹ ูƒุตุนูˆุฏ ุงู„ุณู„ู… ุŒ ุฏุฑุฌุฉ ุฏุฑุฌุฉ .
01:17
How hard could it be to walk up the stairs?
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ูƒู… ูŠู…ูƒู† ุฃู† ูŠูƒูˆู† ุตุนูˆุฏ ุงู„ุฏุฑุฌ ุตุนุจู‹ุง ุŸ
01:20
No big deal, right?
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ู„ูŠุณ ุจุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ุงู„ูƒุจูŠุฑ ุŒ ุตุญูŠุญ ุŸ
01:23
But then, the funniest thing happened.
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ู„ูƒู† ุญุตู„ ู„ูŠ ุฃุทุฑู ุดูŠุก ..
01:24
Those first few months?
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ููŠ ุงู„ุดู‡ูˆุฑ ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ู‰ ุŒ
01:26
They came and went,
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ุฌุงุกุช ูˆ ู…ุถุช ุจุณุฑุนุฉุŒ
01:27
and I couldn't quite do stuff.
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ูˆ ู„ู… ุฃุณุชุทุน ุชุฃุฏูŠุฉ ุฃูŠ ุดูŠุก .
01:29
So we had an awesome new revised plan.
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ูู‚ุฑุฑุช ุฃู† ุฃุบูŠุฑ ุฎุทุชูŠ ู‚ู„ูŠู„ุง ..
01:31
(Laughter)
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01:32
And then --
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ุซู… ...
01:33
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
01:35
But then those middle months actually went by,
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ู„ูƒู† ููŠ ุงู„ุญู‚ูŠู‚ุฉ ู…ุถู‰ ู…ู†ุชุตู ุงู„ุนุงู… ุจุณุฑุนุฉุŒ
01:38
and I didn't really write words,
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ูˆ ู„ู… ุฃูƒุชุจ ูƒู„ู…ุฉ ูˆุงุญุฏุฉ .
01:40
and so we were here.
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ูุฃุตุจุญุช ุงู„ุขู† ู‡ู†ุง !
01:43
And then two months turned into one month,
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ุชู‚ู„ุต ุงู„ุดู‡ุฑูŠู† ู„ุดู‡ุฑ ูˆุงุญุฏ ..
01:46
which turned into two weeks.
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ุซู… ุฅู„ู‰ ุฃุณุจูˆุนูŠู† ..
01:47
And one day I woke up
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ูˆ ููŠ ุฃุญุฏ ุงู„ุฃูŠุงู… ุงุณุชูŠู‚ุธุช ุŒ
01:49
with three days until the deadline,
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ูˆ ู„ู… ูŠุจู‚ ุฅู„ุง ุซู„ุงุซุฉ ุฃูŠุงู… ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุชุณู„ูŠู… !!
01:53
still not having written a word,
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ูˆ ู„ู… ุฃูƒุชุจ ุฃูŠ ูƒู„ู…ุฉ ุญุชู‰ ุงู„ุขู† ุŒ
01:55
and so I did the only thing I could:
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ููุนู„ุช ุงู„ุดูŠุก ุงู„ูˆุญูŠุฏ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูŠู…ูƒู†ู†ูŠ ูุนู„ู‡ ุŒ
01:57
I wrote 90 pages over 72 hours,
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ูƒุชุจุช 90 ุตูุญุฉ ููŠ 72 ุณุงุนุฉ ุŒ
02:00
pulling not one but two all-nighters --
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ูˆูˆุงุตู„ุช ูŠูˆู…ูŠู† ูƒุงู…ู„ูŠู† ุจุฏูˆู† ู†ูˆู… ..
02:02
humans are not supposed to pull two all-nighters --
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ูˆ ู„ุง ูŠุฌุจ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุจุดุฑ ุงู„ุณู‡ุฑ ูŠูˆู…ูŠู† ุจุฏูˆู† ู†ูˆู… ุŒ
02:06
sprinted across campus,
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ู‡ุฑุนุช ุฌุฑูŠู‹ุง ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฌุงู…ุนุฉ ุŒ
02:08
dove in slow motion,
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ุจุงู„ุญุฑูƒุฉ ุงู„ุจุทูŠุฆุฉ ุณู„ู…ุช ุงู„ูˆุฑู‚ุฉ ุนู„ู‰
02:09
and got it in just at the deadline.
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ุงู„ู…ูˆุนุฏ ุงู„ู…ุญุฏุฏ ุจุงู„ุถุจุท !
02:11
I thought that was the end of everything.
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ุธู†ู†ุช ุฃู†ู†ูŠ ุฃู†ุฌุฒุช ูƒู„ ุดูŠุก .
02:14
But a week later I get a call,
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ุจุนุฏ ุฃุณุจูˆุน ุŒ ุฌุงุฆู†ูŠ ุงุชุตุงู„ ุŒ
02:15
and it's the school.
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ูƒุงู† ุงุชุตุงู„ู‹ุง ู…ู† ุงู„ุฌุงู…ุนุฉ .
02:17
And they say, "Is this Tim Urban?"
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ุณุฃู„ูˆุง: "ู‡ู„ ุฃู†ุช ุชูŠู… ุฃูˆุฑุจู†ุŸ"
02:19
And I say, "Yeah."
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ูุฌุงูˆุจุช: "ู†ุนู…."
02:20
And they say, "We need to talk about your thesis."
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ู‚ุงู„ูˆุง: "ูŠุฌุจ ุฃู† ู†ุชู†ุงู‚ุด ู…ุนูƒ ุจุฎุตูˆุต ุฃุทุฑูˆุญุชูƒ" ..
02:23
And I say, "OK."
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ู‚ู„ุช : "ุญุณู†ู‹ุง."
02:25
And they say,
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ูู‚ุงู„ูˆุง ..
02:27
"It's the best one we've ever seen."
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"ุฅู†ู‡ุง ุฃูุถู„ ุฃุทุฑูˆุญุฉ ุฑุฃูŠู†ุงู‡ุง ููŠ ุญูŠุงุชู†ุง" !
02:29
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
02:32
(Applause)
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(ุชุตููŠู‚)
02:36
That did not happen.
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ู‡ุฐุง ู„ู… ูŠุญุตู„ ููŠ ุงู„ุญู‚ูŠู‚ุฉ ุŒ
02:38
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
02:40
It was a very, very bad thesis.
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ูƒุงู†ุช ุฃุทุฑูˆุญุฉ ุณูŠุฆุฉ ุฅู„ู‰ ุฃุจุนุฏ ุงู„ุญุฏูˆุฏ ..
02:43
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
02:45
I just wanted to enjoy that one moment when all of you thought,
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ุฃุฑุฏุช ูู‚ุท ุฃู† ุฃุณุชู…ุชุน ุจุงู„ู„ุญุธุฉ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ุธู†ู†ุชู… :
02:49
"This guy is amazing!"
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"ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฑุฌู„ ู…ุฐู‡ู„"!
02:51
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
02:52
No, no, it was very, very bad.
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ู„ุงุŒ ู„ุงุŒ ูƒุงู†ุช ุณูŠุฆุฉ ุฌุฏุง
02:55
Anyway, today I'm a writer-blogger guy.
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ุนู„ู‰ ูƒู„ ุญุงู„ ุŒ ุงู„ูŠูˆู… ุฃู†ุง ูƒุงุชุจ ูˆ ู…ุฏูˆู† ููŠ ุงู„ุฅู†ุชุฑู†ุช ..
02:58
I write the blog Wait But Why.
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ุฃูƒุชุจ ููŠ ู…ุฏูˆู†ุฉ ุงุณู…ู‡ุง "ุงู†ุชุธุฑ ู„ูƒู† ู„ู…ุงุฐุงุŸ"
03:00
And a couple of years ago, I decided to write about procrastination.
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ู‚ุจู„ ุณู†ุชูŠู† ู‚ุฑุฑุช ุฃู† ุฃุฏูˆู† ุนู† ุงู„ุชุณูˆูŠู ูˆุงู„ุชุฃุฌูŠู„
03:04
My behavior has always perplexed the non-procrastinators around me,
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ูƒุงู†ุช ุชุตุฑูุงุชูŠ ุฏุงุฆู…ู‹ุง ุชุญูŠู‘ูุฑ ุบูŠุฑ ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูููŠู† ู…ู† ุญูˆู„ูŠ ูˆู„ู…ุงุฐุง ุฃุคุฌู„ ุฃุนู…ุงู„ูŠ
03:07
and I wanted to explain to the non-procrastinators of the world
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ูุฃุฑุฏุช ุฃู† ุฃุดุฑุญ ู„ู‡ุคู„ุงุก ูˆ ู„ู„ุนุงู„ู… ุŒ ู…ุง ูŠุฌุฑูŠ ููŠ
03:11
what goes on in the heads of procrastinators,
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ุฑุคูˆุณ ุงู„ุฐูŠู† ูŠุณูˆููˆู† ูˆ ูŠุคุฌู„ูˆู† ุฃุนู…ุงู„ู‡ู… ุŒ
03:13
and why we are the way we are.
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ูˆ ู„ู…ุงุฐุง ู†ุญู† ู‡ูƒุฐุง .
03:14
Now, I had a hypothesis
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ูƒุงู†ุช ู„ุฏูŠ ู†ุธุฑูŠุฉ ุชู‚ูˆู„
03:16
that the brains of procrastinators were actually different
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ุฃู† ุนู‚ูˆู„ ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูููŠู† ุญู‚ูŠู‚ุฉู‹
03:18
than the brains of other people.
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ุชุฎุชู„ู ุนู† ุงู„ุฃุดุฎุงุต ุงู„ุขุฎุฑูŠู†
03:21
And to test this, I found an MRI lab
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ูˆ ู„ุงุฎุชุจุงุฑ ู‡ุฐุง ุŒ ูˆุฌุฏุช ู…ุฎุชุจุฑู‹ุง ุณู…ุญ ู„ูŠ
03:23
that actually let me scan both my brain
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ุจุงุณุชุฎุฏุงู… ุฌู‡ุงุฒ ุงู„ุฑู†ูŠู† ุงู„ู…ุบู†ุงุทูŠุณูŠ ู„ุชุตูˆูŠุฑ ู…ุฎูŠ
03:26
and the brain of a proven non-procrastinator,
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ูˆู…ุฎ ุฑุฌู„ ุขุฎุฑ ู„ุงูŠุคุฌู„ ุฃุนู…ุงู„ู‡
03:29
so I could compare them.
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ู„ุฃุณุชุทูŠุน ุงู„ู…ู‚ุงุฑู†ุฉ ุจูŠู†ู‡ู…ุง ุŒ
03:30
I actually brought them here to show you today.
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ูˆ ุฃุญุถุฑุช ุงู„ุตูˆุฑ ู…ุนูŠ ู„ุชุฑูˆู†ู‡ุง ุงู„ูŠูˆู… ุจู†ูุณูƒู… ุŒ
03:32
I want you to take a look carefully to see if you can notice a difference.
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ุฃุฑูŠุฏูƒู… ุงู„ุขู† ุฃู† ุชุฃุฎุฐูˆุง ู†ุธุฑุฉ ูุงุญุตุฉ ู„ุชู„ุงุญุธูˆุง ุฅู† ูƒุงู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุงุฎุชู„ุงู ..
03:36
I know that if you're not a trained brain expert,
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ุฃู†ุง ุฃุนู„ู… ุฃู†ู‡ ู„ูŠุณ ูƒู„ูƒู… ุฎุจุฑุงุก ุŒ
03:38
it's not that obvious, but just take a look, OK?
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ูˆ ุฃู†ู‡ุง ู„ูŠุณุช ูˆุงุถุญุฉ ูˆ ู„ูƒู† ูู‚ุท ุงู†ุธุฑูˆุง ุŒ ุญุณู†ู‹ุง ุŸ
03:40
So here's the brain of a non-procrastinator.
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ุฅุฐู‹ุง ู‡ู†ุง ุตูˆุฑุฉ ู…ุฎ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ู„ุง ูŠุคุฌู„ ุŒ
03:43
(Laughter)
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03:46
Now ...
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ูˆ ุงู„ุขู† ..
03:48
here's my brain.
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ู‡ู†ุง ุตูˆุฑุฉ ู…ุฎูŠ .
03:50
(Laughter)
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03:55
There is a difference.
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ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ูุฑู‚ .
03:57
Both brains have a Rational Decision-Maker in them,
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ูƒู„ุง ุงู„ุนู‚ู„ูŠู† ูŠุญุชูˆูŠุงู† ุนู„ู‰ (ู…ุชุฎุฐ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุงุฑ ุงู„ุนู‚ู„ุงู†ูŠ)
04:00
but the procrastinator's brain
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ู„ูƒู† ุนู‚ู„ ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูู
04:01
also has an Instant Gratification Monkey.
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ูŠุญุชูˆูŠ ุฃูŠุถู‹ุง ุนู„ู‰ (ู‚ุฑุฏ ุงู„ู…ุชุนุฉ ุงู„ููˆุฑูŠุฉ)
04:05
Now, what does this mean for the procrastinator?
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ุงู„ุขู† ุŒ ู…ุงุฐุง ูŠุนู†ูŠ ู‡ุฐุง ู„ู„ู…ุณูˆู ุŸ
04:07
Well, it means everything's fine until this happens.
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ูŠุนู†ูŠ ุฃู† ูƒู„ ุดูŠุก ุจุฎูŠุฑ ุญุชู‰ ูŠุญุฏุซ ู‡ุฐุง ..
04:09
[This is a perfect time to get some work done.] [Nope!]
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ุงู„ุฑุฌู„: "ู‡ุฐุง ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ูˆู‚ุช ุงู„ู…ุซุงู„ูŠ ู„ุฅู†ุฌุงุฒ ุงู„ุนู…ู„" ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ : "ู„ุง!"
04:12
So the Rational Decision-Maker will make the rational decision
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ุฅุฐุง ุณูŠู‚ูˆู… (ู…ุชุฎุฐ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุงุฑ ุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ูŠ) ุจุงู„ู‚ูŠุงู…
04:15
to do something productive,
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ุจุดูŠุก ู…ููŠุฏ ูˆ ู…ู†ุชุฌ .
04:17
but the Monkey doesn't like that plan,
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ู„ูƒู† ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ ู„ุง ุชุนุฌุจู‡ ุงู„ุฎุทุฉุŒ
04:19
so he actually takes the wheel,
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ููŠุฃุฎุฐ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ ุงู„ุนุฌู„ุฉ ูˆ ูŠู‚ูˆู„ :
04:20
and he says, "Actually, let's read the entire Wikipedia page
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ู„ู…ุงุฐุง ู„ุง ู†ู‚ุฑุฃ ุตูุญุฉ ูˆูŠูƒูŠุจูŠุฏูŠุง ูƒุงู…ู„ุฉ
04:23
of the Nancy Kerrigan/ Tonya Harding scandal,
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ุนู† ูุถูŠุญุฉ ู†ุงู†ุณูŠ ูˆ ุชูˆู†ูŠุง (ู…ู…ุซู„ุงุช)ู„ุฃู†ู†ูŠ
04:25
because I just remembered that that happened.
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ุชุฐูƒุฑุช ู„ู„ุชูˆ ุฃู† ู‡ุฐุง ุญุตู„ !
04:28
(Laughter)
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04:29
Then --
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ุซู… ..
04:30
(Laughter)
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04:31
Then we're going to go over to the fridge,
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ุซู… ุณู†ุฐู‡ุจ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ุซู„ุงุฌุฉ
04:33
to see if there's anything new in there since 10 minutes ago.
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ู„ู†ุฑู‰ ุฅุฐุง ุชุบูŠุฑ ุฃูŠ ุดูŠุก ููŠู‡ุง ู…ู†ุฐ 10 ุฏู‚ุงุฆู‚ ..
04:36
After that, we're going to go on a YouTube spiral
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ุจุนุฏ ุฐู„ูƒ ุŒ ุณู†ุฏุฎู„ ุฏูˆุงู…ุฉ ุงู„ูŠูˆุชูŠูˆุจ ุงู„ุชูŠ ุชุจุฏุฃ
04:39
that starts with videos of Richard Feynman talking about magnets
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ุจููŠุฏูŠูˆู‡ุงุช ุนู† ุฑูŠุชุดุงุฑุฏ ูุงูŠู†ู…ุงู† (ุนุงู„ู…) ูŠุชุญุฏุซ ุนู† ุงู„ู…ุบู†ุงุทูŠุณ
04:42
and ends much, much later with us watching interviews
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ูˆ ุชู†ุชู‡ูŠ ุจุนุฏ ูุชุฑุฉ ุทูˆูŠู„ุฉ ุฌุฏู‹ุง ุจู…ุดุงู‡ุฏุฉ ู…ู‚ุงุจู„ุงุช
04:45
with Justin Bieber's mom.
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ู…ุน ุฃู… ุฌุงุณุชู† ุจูŠุจุฑ (ู…ุบู†ูŠ) ..
04:47
(Laughter)
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04:49
"All of that's going to take a while,
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ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ: "ูƒู„ ู‡ุฐุง ุณูŠุฃุฎุฐ ูˆู‚ุช ุŒ
04:51
so we're not going to really have room on the schedule for any work today.
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ูˆ ู„ุง ุชูˆุฌุฏ ู…ุณุงุญุฉ ู„ุนู…ู„ ุฃูŠ ุดูŠุก ุงู„ูŠูˆู… .
04:54
Sorry!"
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"ุขุณู!"
04:55
(Sigh)
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04:58
Now, what is going on here?
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ุงู„ุขู† ุŒ ู…ุง ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูŠุฌุฑูŠ ู‡ู†ุง !
05:03
The Instant Gratification Monkey does not seem like a guy
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ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ ู„ุง ูŠุจุฏูˆ ูƒุดุฎุต ุชุฑูŠุฏู‡
05:06
you want behind the wheel.
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ู‚ุงุฆุฏู‹ุง ุฎู„ู ุงู„ุฏูุฉ .
05:07
He lives entirely in the present moment.
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ู‡ูˆ ูŠุนูŠุด ูƒู„ูŠู‹ุง ููŠ ุงู„ู„ุญุธุฉ ุงู„ุฑุงู‡ู†ุฉ ุŒ
05:09
He has no memory of the past, no knowledge of the future,
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ู„ุง ูŠูˆุฌุฏ ู„ุฏูŠู‡ ุฐุงูƒุฑุฉ ู„ู„ู…ุงุถูŠ ูˆ ู„ุง ุฃุฏู†ู‰ ู…ุนุฑูุฉ ุจุงู„ู…ุณุชู‚ุจู„ ..
05:12
and he only cares about two things:
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ู‡ูˆ ูŠู‡ุชู… ุจุดูŠุฆูŠู† ูู‚ุท :
05:14
easy and fun.
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"ุณู‡ู„ ูˆ ู…ู…ุชุน"
05:16
Now, in the animal world, that works fine.
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ููŠ ุนุงู„ู… ุงู„ุญูŠูˆุงู† ุŒ ู‡ุฐุง ูŠุฌุฑูŠ ุจุดูƒู„ ู…ุซุงู„ูŠ .
05:19
If you're a dog
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ุฅุฐุง ูƒู†ุช ูƒู„ุจุง ุŒ
05:20
and you spend your whole life doing nothing other than easy and fun things,
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ูˆู„ู… ุชูุนู„ ุฃูŠ ุดูŠ ุณูˆู‰ ุงู„ุณู‡ู„ ูˆ ุงู„ู…ู…ุชุน ุŒ
05:24
you're a huge success!
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ูุฃู†ุช ู†ุงุฌุญ ุจูƒู„ ุงู„ู…ู‚ุงูŠูŠุณ !
05:25
(Laughter)
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05:27
And to the Monkey,
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ูˆู„ู„ู‚ุฑูˆุฏ ุŒ
05:29
humans are just another animal species.
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ุงู„ุจุดุฑ ู‡ู… ูู‚ุท ู†ูˆุน ุขุฎุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ุญูŠูˆุงู†ุงุช .
05:32
You have to keep well-slept, well-fed and propagating into the next generation,
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ูŠุฃูƒู„ูˆู† ุŒ ูŠู†ุงู…ูˆู† ูˆ ูŠุชูƒุงุซุฑูˆู† ..
05:36
which in tribal times might have worked OK.
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ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุณูŠูƒูˆู† ุทุจูŠุนูŠู‘ู‹ุง ููŠ ุงู„ุฃุฒู…ุงู† ุงู„ุจุฏุงุฆูŠุฉ .
05:38
But, if you haven't noticed, now we're not in tribal times.
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ู„ูƒู†ุŒ ุฅู† ู„ู… ุชู„ุงุญุธุŒ ู†ุญู† ู„ุณู†ุง ููŠ ุชู„ูƒ ุงู„ุฃุฒู…ุงู†
05:41
We're in an advanced civilization, and the Monkey does not know what that is.
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ู†ุญู† ููŠ ุฒู…ู† ู…ุชุทูˆุฑ ูˆ ุญุถุงุฑูŠ ูˆ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ ู„ุง ูŠุนุฑู ู…ุนู†ู‰ ุฐู„ูƒ .
05:45
Which is why we have another guy in our brain,
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ูˆ ู„ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุณุจุจ ูŠูˆุฌุฏ ููŠ ุฑุฃุณู†ุง
05:48
the Rational Decision-Maker,
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(ู…ุชุฎุฐ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุงุฑ ุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ูŠ) ุŒ
05:50
who gives us the ability to do things no other animal can do.
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ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูŠุนุทูŠู†ุง ู‚ุฏุฑุงุช ู„ุง ูŠุณุชุทูŠุน ุฃูŠ ุญูŠูˆุงู† ุขุฎุฑ ุงู„ู‚ูŠุงู… ุจู‡ุง ุŒ
05:53
We can visualize the future.
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ู†ุณุชุทูŠุน ุชุฎูŠู„ ุงู„ู…ุณุชู‚ุจู„ ุŒ
05:55
We can see the big picture.
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ู†ุณุชุทูŠุน ุฑุคูŠุฉ ุงู„ุตูˆุฑุฉ ุงู„ูƒุงู…ู„ุฉ
05:57
We can make long-term plans.
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ูˆ ู†ุณุชุทูŠุน ุงู„ู‚ูŠุงู… ุจุฎุทุท ุทูˆูŠู„ุฉ ุงู„ู…ุฏู‰ ..
05:58
And he wants to take all of that into account.
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ููŠุฃุฎุฐ ู…ุชุฎุฐ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุงุฑ ูƒู„ ู‡ุฐุง ููŠ ุงู„ุญุณุจุงู† ุŒ
06:02
And he wants to just have us do
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ูˆูŠุฑูŠุฏู†ุง ุฃู† ู†ูุนู„ ูู‚ุท ู…ุง ูŠุจุฏูˆ
06:03
whatever makes sense to be doing right now.
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ุตุญูŠุญู‹ุง ูˆู…ู†ุทู‚ูŠุงู‹ ูุนู„ู‡ ุงู„ุขู† ..
06:06
Now, sometimes it makes sense
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ูˆููŠ ุจุนุถ ุงู„ุฃุญูŠุงู† ูŠุจุฏูˆ ูุนู„ ุดูŠุก ู…ุง
06:08
to be doing things that are easy and fun,
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ู…ู†ุทู‚ูŠู‹ุง ูˆ ู…ู…ุชุนุง ููŠ ู†ูุณ ุงู„ูˆู‚ุช ุŒ
06:10
like when you're having dinner or going to bed
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ูƒุญุถูˆุฑ ุนุดุงุก ุฃูˆ ุงู„ุฐู‡ุงุจ ู„ู„ู†ูˆู… ุŒ
06:12
or enjoying well-earned leisure time.
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ุฃูˆ ุงู„ุงุณุชู…ุชุงุน ููŠ ุฃูˆู‚ุช ุงู„ูุฑุงุบ .
06:14
That's why there's an overlap.
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ู„ู‡ุฐุง ูŠูˆุฌุฏ ุชุฏุงุฎู„ ุจูŠู† ุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ูŠ ูˆ ุงู„ู…ู…ุชุน ..
06:15
Sometimes they agree.
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ุจุนุถ ุงู„ุฃุญูŠุงู† ูŠุชูˆุงูู‚ูˆุง ุŒ
06:17
But other times, it makes much more sense
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ูˆ ููŠ ุฃูˆู‚ุงุช ุฃุฎุฑู‰ ุŒ ูŠุจุฏูˆ ู…ู†ุทู‚ูŠู‹ุง ุฃูƒุซุฑ
06:20
to be doing things that are harder and less pleasant,
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ุฃู† ุชุนู…ู„ ููŠ ุดูŠุก ุตุนุจ ูˆ ุบูŠุฑ ู…ู…ุชุน
06:24
for the sake of the big picture.
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ู…ู† ุฃุฌู„ ุงู„ู…ู†ูุนุฉ ุงู„ูƒุจุฑู‰ .
06:25
And that's when we have a conflict.
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ูˆ ู‡ู†ุง ูŠุญุตู„ ุงู„ุชุนุงุฑุถ .
06:28
And for the procrastinator,
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ูˆ ุจุงู„ู†ุณุจุฉ ู„ู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูู ุŒ
06:29
that conflict tends to end a certain way every time,
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ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุชุนุงุฑุถ ูŠู†ุชู‡ูŠ ุฏุงุฆู…ู‹ุง ุจุงู„ุทุฑูŠู‚ุฉ ู†ูุณู‡ุง ุŒ
06:31
leaving him spending a lot of time in this orange zone,
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ู…ู…ุง ูŠุฌุนู„ู‡ ูŠู‚ุถูŠ ู…ุนุธู… ูˆู‚ุชู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ุฉ ุงู„ุจุฑุชู‚ุงู„ูŠุฉ ุŒ
06:35
an easy and fun place that's entirely out of the Makes Sense circle.
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ู…ู†ุทู‚ุฉ ู…ู…ุชุนุฉ ูˆ ุณู‡ู„ุฉ ูˆ ู…ู†ูุตู„ุฉ ูƒู„ูŠุง ุนู† ุฏุงุฆุฑุฉ ุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ .
06:39
I call it the Dark Playground.
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ุฃุณู…ูŠู‡ุง (ุญุฏูŠู‚ุฉ ุงู„ุฃู„ุนุงุจ ุงู„ู…ุธู„ู…ุฉ) .
06:42
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
06:43
Now, the Dark Playground is a place
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ุงู„ุขู† ุŒ (ุญุฏูŠู‚ุฉ ุงู„ุฃู„ุนุงุจ ุงู„ู…ุธู„ู…ุฉ) ู…ูƒุงู†
06:47
that all of you procrastinators out there know very well.
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ุชุนุฑููˆู†ู‡ ูƒู„ูƒู… ุฃูŠู‡ุง ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูููˆู† ุฌูŠุฏู‹ุง .
06:50
It's where leisure activities happen
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ู…ูƒุงู† ุชุญุฏุซ ููŠู‡ ู†ุดุงุทุงุช ุฃูˆู‚ุงุช ุงู„ูุฑุงุบ
06:52
at times when leisure activities are not supposed to be happening.
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ููŠ ูˆู‚ุช ู„ูŠุณ ูˆู‚ุช ูุฑุงุบ ูุนู„ูŠู‹ุง .
06:56
The fun you have in the Dark Playground
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ุงู„ู…ุฑุญ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุชุญุธู‰ ุจู‡ ููŠ (ุญุฏูŠู‚ุฉ ุงู„ุฃู„ุนุงุจ ุงู„ู…ุธู„ู…ุฉ)
06:58
isn't actually fun, because it's completely unearned,
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ู„ูŠุณ ู…ุฑุญู‹ุง ุญู‚ูŠู‚ูŠุงู‹ ุŒ ู„ุฃู†ู‡ ุบูŠุฑ ู…ุณุชุญู‚ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠู‹ุง
07:00
and the air is filled with guilt, dread, anxiety, self-hatred --
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ูˆ ุงู„ุฌูˆ ู…ู† ุญูˆู„ูƒ ูŠู…ุชู„ุฆ ุจุงู„ุฐู†ุจุŒ ุงู„ุชุนุงุณุฉุŒ ุงู„ู‚ู„ู‚ ูˆูƒุฑู‡ ุงู„ู†ูุณ
07:04
all of those good procrastinator feelings.
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ูƒู„ ู…ุดุงุนุฑ ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูููŠู† ุงู„ุฌู…ูŠู„ุฉ ..
07:06
And the question is, in this situation, with the Monkey behind the wheel,
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ูˆ ุงู„ุณุคุงู„ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูŠูƒูˆู† ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ ุฎู„ู ุงู„ุนุฌู„ุฉ ู‡ูˆ :
07:10
how does the procrastinator ever get himself over here to this blue zone,
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ูƒูŠู ูŠู†ู‚ู„ ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูู ู†ูุณู‡ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ุฉ ุงู„ุฒุฑู‚ุงุก ุŒ
07:13
a less pleasant place, but where really important things happen?
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ู…ู†ุทู‚ุฉ ุชุญุฏุซ ููŠู‡ุง ุฃุดูŠุงุก ุฃู‚ู„ ู…ุฑุญ ูˆ ุณู‡ูˆู„ุฉ ู„ูƒู†ู‡ุง ุฃู‡ู… ุจูƒุซูŠุฑ ..
07:17
Well, turns out the procrastinator has a guardian angel,
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ุญุณู†ู‹ุง ุŒ ุชุจูŠู† ุฃู† ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูŠุคุฌู„ ุฃุนู…ุงู„ู‡ ู„ุฏูŠู‡ ู…ูŽู„ูŽูƒู’ ุญุงุฑุณ ุŒ
07:22
someone who's always looking down on him and watching over him
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ุดุฎุต ูŠุฑุงู‚ุจู‡ ุฏุงุฆู…ู‹ุง ูˆ ูŠู†ุธุฑ ุฅู„ูŠู‡
07:25
in his darkest moments --
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ููŠ ุฃุธู„ู… ูˆ ุฃุญู„ูƒ ู„ุญุธุงุชู‡ ..
07:26
someone called the Panic Monster.
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ุดุฎุต ูŠุณู…ู‰ (ูˆุญุด ุงู„ูุฒุน)
07:28
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
07:34
Now, the Panic Monster is dormant most of the time,
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ุงู„ุขู† (ูˆุญุด ุงู„ูุฒุน) ู†ุงุฆู… ู…ุนุธู… ุงู„ุฃูˆู‚ุงุช ..
07:39
but he suddenly wakes up anytime a deadline gets too close
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ู„ูƒู†ู‡ ูŠุณุชูŠู‚ุธ ูุฌุฃุฉ ุŒ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูŠู‚ุชุฑุจ ุฃูŠ ู…ูˆุนุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠ ุฌุฏู‘ู‹ุง
07:43
or there's danger of public embarrassment,
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ุฃูˆ ุฃู† ูŠูƒูˆู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุฎุทุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฅุญุฑุงุฌ ุฃู…ุงู… ุงู„ู†ุงุณ
07:45
a career disaster or some other scary consequence.
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ุฃูˆ ุฎุณุงุฑุฉ ุงู„ูˆุธูŠูุฉ ุŒ ุฃูˆ ุฃูŠ ุนุงู‚ุจุฉ ู…ุฎูŠูุฉ ..
07:47
And importantly, he's the only thing the Monkey is terrified of.
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ูˆ ุฃู‡ู… ุดูŠุก ุฃู†ู‡ ุงู„ุดูŠุก ุงู„ูˆุญูŠุฏ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูŠุฎูŠู ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ .
07:51
Now, he became very relevant in my life pretty recently,
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ุงู„ุขู† ุŒ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ูˆุญุด ุฃุตุจุญ ู…ุชุตู„ู‹ุง ุจุญูŠุงุชูŠ ููŠ ุงู„ูุชุฑุฉ ุงู„ุฃุฎูŠุฑุฉ ุŒ
07:56
because the people of TED reached out to me about six months ago
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ู„ุฃู† ู…ุณุคูˆู„ูŠ ู…ุคุชู…ุฑ TED ุชูˆุงุตู„ูˆุง ู…ุนูŠ ู‚ุจู„ ุณุชุฉ ุฃุดู‡ุฑ
07:59
and invited me to do a TED Talk.
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ูˆ ุฏุนูˆู†ูŠ ู„ู„ุชูƒู„ู… ููŠู‡ .
08:01
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
08:07
Now, of course, I said yes.
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ุจุงู„ุทุจุน ู‚ู„ุช : ู†ุนู…ุŒ ูƒุงู† ุญู„ู…ูŠ ุฏุงุฆู…ู‹ุง ุฃู†
08:08
It's always been a dream of mine to have done a TED Talk in the past.
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ุฃุชูƒู„ู… ููŠ ู…ุคุชู…ุฑ TED ููŠ ุงู„ู…ุงุถูŠ
08:12
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
08:16
(Applause)
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(ุชุตููŠู‚)
08:24
But in the middle of all this excitement,
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ูˆ ููŠ ูˆุณุท ูƒู„ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุญู…ุงุณุฉ ุŒ
08:26
the Rational Decision-Maker seemed to have something else on his mind.
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ูƒุงู† ู…ุชุฎุฐ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุงุฑ ูŠููƒุฑ ุจุดูŠุก ุขุฎุฑ .
08:29
He was saying, "Are we clear on what we just accepted?
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ูƒุงู† ูŠู‚ูˆู„: "ู‡ู„ ู†ุญู† ูˆุงุถุญูˆู† ุจุดุฃู† ู…ุง ูˆุงูู‚ู†ุง ุนู„ูŠู‡ ู‚ุจู„ ู‚ู„ูŠู„ ุŸ
08:32
Do we get what's going to be now happening one day in the future?
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ู‡ู„ ู†ุญู† ู†ุนู„ู… ู…ุง ุณูŠุญุตู„ ููŠ ูŠูˆู… ู…ุง ููŠ ุงู„ู…ุณุชู‚ุจู„ ุŸ
08:35
We need to sit down and work on this right now."
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ูŠุฌุจ ุฃู† ู†ุฌู„ุณ ูˆ ู†ุฌู‡ุฒ ุงู„ุฎุทุงุจ ุญุงู„ู‹ุง"
08:37
And the Monkey said, "Totally agree, but let's just open Google Earth
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ู‚ุงู„ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ: ุฃุชูู‚ ู…ุนูƒ ุจุงู„ูƒุงู…ู„ ู„ูƒู† ู…ุง ุฑุฃูŠูƒ ุฃู† ู†ูุชุญ ุฎุฑุงุฆุท ู‚ูˆู‚ู„ ุŒ
08:40
and zoom in to the bottom of India, like 200 feet above the ground,
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ูˆ ู†ู‚ุฑุจ ุงู„ุตูˆุฑุฉ ุนู„ู‰ ู‚ุงุน ุงู„ู‡ู†ุฏ ูˆ ู†ุณุชูƒุดูู‡ุง
08:44
and scroll up for two and a half hours til we get to the top of the country,
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ู„ู…ุฏุฉ ุณุงุนุชุงู† ูˆู†ุตู ุฅู„ู‰ ุฃู† ู†ุตู„ ู„ุฃุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู‡ู†ุฏ ุŒ
08:47
so we can get a better feel for India."
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ู„ูƒูŠ ู†ุซู‚ู ู†ูุณู†ุง ุนู† ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุจู„ุฏ" .
08:49
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
08:55
So that's what we did that day.
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ูู‡ุฐุง ู…ุง ูุนู„ู†ุงู‡ ุฐุงูƒ ุงู„ูŠูˆู… .
08:56
(Laughter)
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09:00
As six months turned into four and then two and then one,
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ุชุญูˆู„ุช 6 ุดู‡ูˆุฑ ุฅู„ู‰ 4 ุซู… ุฅู„ู‰ 2 ุซู… ุฅู„ู‰ ุดู‡ุฑ ูˆุงุญุฏ..
09:04
the people of TED decided to release the speakers.
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ู‚ุฑุฑ ู…ุคุชู…ุฑ TED ุฅุนู„ุงู† ุงู„ู…ุชุญุฏุซูŠู† ููŠ ุงู„ู…ุคุชู…ุฑ ุŒ
09:07
And I opened up the website, and there was my face
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ูˆ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูุชุญุช ุงู„ู…ูˆู‚ุน ุŒ ูˆุฌุฏุช ุตูˆุฑุฉ ูˆุฌู‡ูŠ
09:10
staring right back at me.
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ุชุญุฏู‚ ููŠ ูˆุฌู‡ูŠ .
09:11
And guess who woke up?
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ูˆ ุฎู…ู†ูˆุง ู…ู† ุงุณุชูŠู‚ุธ ุŸ
09:13
(Laughter)
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09:17
So the Panic Monster starts losing his mind,
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ุจุฏุฃ (ูˆุญุด ุงู„ูุฒุน) ูŠูู‚ุฏ ุนู‚ู„ู‡ ..
09:19
and a few seconds later, the whole system's in mayhem.
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ูˆ ููŠ ุซูˆุงู† ู‚ู„ูŠู„ุฉ ุŒ ุชุญูˆู„ ุงู„ู†ุธุงู… ุฅู„ู‰ ููˆุถู‰ .
09:22
(Laughter)
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09:27
And the Monkey -- remember, he's terrified of the Panic Monster --
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ูˆ ู‚ุงู… ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ - ุชุฐูƒุฑูˆุงุŒ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ ูŠุฎุงู ู…ู† ูˆุญุด ุงู„ูุฒุน -
09:30
boom, he's up the tree!
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ูˆ ุตุนุฏ ุฌุฑูŠุง ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ุดุฌุฑุฉ!
09:31
And finally,
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ูˆ ุฃุฎูŠุฑู‹ุงุŒ
09:32
finally, the Rational Decision-Maker can take the wheel
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ุงุณุชุทุงุน (ู…ุชุฎุฐ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุงุฑ ุงู„ู…ู†ุทู‚ูŠ) ุงุณุชู„ุงู… ุงู„ุฏูุฉ
09:35
and I can start working on the talk.
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ูˆ ุงุณุชุทุนุช ุจุฏุก ุงู„ุนู…ู„ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ุญุงุถุฑุฉ
09:37
Now, the Panic Monster explains
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ุงู„ุขู† (ูˆุญุด ุงู„ูุฒุน) ูŠู…ุซู„
09:39
all kinds of pretty insane procrastinator behavior,
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ูƒู„ ุฃู†ูˆุงุน ุงู„ุชุตุฑูุงุช ุงู„ู…ุฌู†ูˆู†ุฉ ุนู†ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูููŠู† ุŒ
09:43
like how someone like me could spend two weeks
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ู…ุซู„ ูƒูŠู ุงุณุชุทุนุช ุฃู†ุง ุฃู† ุฃู…ุถูŠ ุฃุณุจูˆุนูŠู†
09:45
unable to start the opening sentence of a paper,
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ูƒู„ ุฃู†ูˆุงุน ุงู„ุชุตุฑูุงุช ุนู„ู‰ ูƒุชุงุจุฉ ุฌู…ู„ุฉ ูˆุงุญุฏุฉ ููŠ ุฃุทุฑูˆุญุชูŠ ุŒ
09:49
and then miraculously find the unbelievable work ethic
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ุซู… ุจุฅุนุฌุงุฒ ุŒ ุชุฃุชูŠ ุงู„ูƒู„ู…ุงุช ุจุดูƒู„ ู…ุชูˆุงุตู„ ููŠ
09:52
to stay up all night and write eight pages.
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ูŠูˆู…ูŠู† ู„ุฃูƒุชุจ 8 ุตูุญุงุช !.
09:56
And this entire situation, with the three characters --
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ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุญุงู„ุฉ ุจูƒุงู…ู„ู‡ุง ู…ุน ุงู„ุซู„ุงุซ ุดุฎุตูŠุงุช ุŒ
09:59
this is the procrastinator's system.
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ู‡ุฐุง ู‡ูˆ ู†ุธุงู… ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูู .
10:02
It's not pretty, but in the end, it works.
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ู„ูŠุณ ุฌู…ูŠู„ุง ุŒ ู„ูƒู†ู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ู†ู‡ุงูŠุฉ ุŒ ูŠุนู…ู„ .
10:05
This is what I decided to write about on the blog a couple of years ago.
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ูˆ ู‡ุฐุง ู…ุง ู‚ุฑุฑุช ูƒุชุงุจุชู‡ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ุฏูˆู†ุฉ ู‚ุจู„ ุณู†ุชูŠู†
10:09
When I did, I was amazed by the response.
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ูˆ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูƒุชุจุชุŒ ุฐูู‡ู„ุช ุจุงู„ุฑุฏูˆุฏ ุŒ
10:12
Literally thousands of emails came in,
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ุขู„ุงู ุงู„ุฑุณุงุฆู„ ูˆุตู„ุชู†ูŠ ุŒ
10:14
from all different kinds of people from all over the world,
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ู…ู† ูƒู„ ุฃู†ูˆุงุน ุงู„ู†ุงุณ ุŒ ู…ู† ุดุชู‰ ุฃู†ุญุงุก ุงู„ุนุงู„ู… ุŒ
10:17
doing all different kinds of things.
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ูŠุนู…ู„ูˆู† ูƒู„ ุฃู†ูˆุงุน ุงู„ูˆุธุงุฆู .
10:19
These are people who were nurses, bankers, painters, engineers
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ูƒุงู† ู…ู†ู‡ู… ู…ู…ุฑุถูŠู†ุŒ ู…ุตุฑููŠูŠู†ุŒ ุฑุณุงู…ูŠู†ุŒ ู…ู‡ู†ุฏุณูŠู†
10:22
and lots and lots of PhD students.
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ูˆ ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู† ุทู„ุงุจ ุงู„ุฏูƒุชูˆุฑุงู‡ ุŒ
10:24
(Laughter)
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10:26
And they were all writing, saying the same thing:
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ูˆ ูƒู„ู‡ู… ู‚ุงู„ูˆุง ูŠูƒุชุจูˆู† ู‚ุงุฆู„ูŠู† ู†ูุณ ุงู„ุดูŠุก :
10:29
"I have this problem too."
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"ู„ุฏูŠ ู†ูุณ ุงู„ู…ุดูƒู„ุฉ" .
10:31
But what struck me was the contrast between the light tone of the post
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ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุฃุฏู‡ุดู†ูŠ ูƒุงู† ุงู„ุชู†ุงู‚ุถ ุจูŠู† ุฎูุฉ ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู…
10:34
and the heaviness of these emails.
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ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูƒุชุจุชู‡ ูˆ ุซู‚ู„ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฑุณุงุฆู„ ุŒ
10:36
These people were writing with intense frustration
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ู‡ุคู„ุงุก ุงู„ู†ุงุณ ูƒุงู†ูˆุง ูŠูƒุชุจูˆู† ุจุฅุญุจุงุท ุดุฏูŠุฏ
10:40
about what procrastination had done to their lives,
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ุนู† ู…ุงุฐุง ูุนู„ ู„ู‡ู… ุงู„ุชุณูˆูŠู ููŠ ุญูŠุงุชู‡ู… ุŒ
10:42
about what this Monkey had done to them.
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ุนู† ู…ุงุฐุง ูุนู„ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ ู„ู‡ู… .
10:46
And I thought about this, and I said,
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ูˆ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ููƒุฑุช ุจุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ู‚ู„ุช ู„ู†ูุณูŠ :
10:49
well, if the procrastinator's system works, then what's going on?
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ู„ูˆ ูƒุงู† ู†ุธุงู… ุงู„ุชุณูˆูŠู ูŠุนู…ู„ ุŒ ูู…ุงุฐุง ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูŠุญุตู„ ุŸ
10:53
Why are all of these people in such a dark place?
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ู„ู… ู‡ุคู„ุงุก ุงู„ุฃุดุฎุงุต ู…ุญุจุทูŠู† ุจุดุฏุฉ ุŸ
10:55
Well, it turns out that there's two kinds of procrastination.
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ุชุจูŠู† ุฃู†ู‡ ู‡ู†ุงู„ูƒ ู†ูˆุนุงู† ู…ู† ุงู„ุชุณูˆูŠู ุŒ
10:59
Everything I've talked about today, the examples I've given,
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ูƒู„ ุดูŠุก ุชุญุฏุซุช ุนู†ู‡ ุงู„ูŠูˆู… ุŒ ุฌู…ูŠุน ุงู„ุฃู…ุซู„ุฉ ุŒ
11:02
they all have deadlines.
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ูƒู„ู‡ุง ู„ู‡ุง ู…ูˆุนุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠ .
11:04
And when there's deadlines,
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ูˆ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูŠูƒูˆู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ู…ูˆุงุนูŠุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠุฉ ุŒ
11:05
the effects of procrastination are contained to the short term
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ุŒ ุชุฃุซูŠุฑ ุงู„ุชุฃุฌูŠู„ ูŠูุญุชูˆู‰ ูˆ ูŠูุถุบุท ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ุฏู‰ ุงู„ู‚ุตูŠุฑ
11:08
because the Panic Monster gets involved.
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ู„ุฃู† (ูˆุญุด ุงู„ูุฒุน) ูŠุชุฏุฎู„ ..
11:10
But there's a second kind of procrastination
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ู„ูƒู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ู†ูˆุน ุขุฎุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ุชุฃุฌูŠู„ ุŒ
11:12
that happens in situations when there is no deadline.
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ู†ูˆุน ูŠุญุฏุซ ููŠ ุธุฑูˆู ู„ูŠุณ ู„ู‡ุง ู…ูˆุนุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠ .
11:14
So if you wanted a career where you're a self-starter --
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ู…ุซู„ู‹ุงุŒ ุฅุฐุง ูƒู†ุช ุชุฑูŠุฏ ุฃู† ุชุจุฏุฃ ุนู…ู„ู‹ุง ุญุฑู‘ู‹ุง ุŒ
11:17
something in the arts, something entrepreneurial --
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ุดูŠุฆู‹ุง ููŠ ุงู„ูู† ุŒ ุฃูˆ ุนู…ู„ู‹ุง ุฑูŠุงุฏูŠู‘ู‹ุง ..
11:19
there's no deadlines on those things at first, because nothing's happening,
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ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฃุนู…ุงู„ ู„ูŠุณ ู„ู‡ุง ู…ูˆุงุนูŠุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠุฉ ููŠ ุงู„ุจุฏุงูŠุฉ ุŒ ู„ุฃู† ู„ุง ุดูŠุก ุญุฏุซ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฃุตู„ .
11:23
not until you've gone out and done the hard work
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ุจูŠู†ู…ุง ู„ูˆ ุฎุฑุฌุช ูˆ ุจุฏุฃุช ุจุงู„ุนู…ู„ ุงู„ุตุนุจ
11:25
to get momentum, get things going.
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ู„ุชูƒุชุณุจ ุจุนุถ ุงู„ู†ุดุงุท ู„ู„ู‚ูŠุงู… ุจุงู„ุฃุนู…ุงู„ ุงู„ุฃุฎุฑู‰ .
11:27
There's also all kinds of important things outside of your career
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ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุฃูŠุถู‹ุง ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฃุนู…ุงู„ ุงู„ู…ู‡ู…ุฉ ุฎุงุฑุฌ ู†ุทุงู‚ ุนู…ู„ูƒ
11:30
that don't involve any deadlines,
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ูˆ ู„ุง ุชุชุถู…ู† ู…ูˆุงุนูŠุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠุฉ ..
11:32
like seeing your family or exercising and taking care of your health,
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ู…ุซู„ ุฒูŠุงุฑุฉ ุฃู‡ู„ูƒ ุฃูˆ ุงู„ุฑูŠุงุถุฉ ูˆ ุงู„ุงู‡ุชู…ุงู… ุจุตุญุชูƒ ุŒ
11:35
working on your relationship
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ุงู„ุนู…ู„ ู„ุชุทูˆูŠุฑ ุนู„ุงู‚ุงุชูƒ ุŒ
11:36
or getting out of a relationship that isn't working.
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ุฃูˆ ู‚ุทุน ุนู„ุงู‚ุงุช ุณูŠุฆุฉ ..
11:39
Now if the procrastinator's only mechanism of doing these hard things
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ุงู„ุขู† ุŒ ู„ูˆ ูƒุงู†ุช ุทุฑูŠู‚ุฉ ุงู„ู…ุณูˆู‘ูู ุงู„ูˆุญูŠุฏุฉ ู„ุฅู†ู‡ุงุก ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฃุดูŠุงุก ุงู„ุตุนุจุฉ
11:44
is the Panic Monster, that's a problem,
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ู‡ูŠ ุนู† ุทุฑูŠู‚ (ูˆุญุด ุงู„ูุฒุน) ุŒ ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ู…ุดูƒู„ุฉ ุŒ
11:46
because in all of these non-deadline situations,
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ู„ุฃู† ููŠ ูƒู„ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฃุนู…ุงู„ ุงู„ู…ู‡ู…ุฉ ุงู„ุชูŠ ู„ุง ุชุญุชูˆูŠ ุนู„ู‰ ู…ูˆุงุนูŠุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠุฉ
11:49
the Panic Monster doesn't show up.
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ุงู„ูˆุญุด ู„ู† ูŠุธู‡ุฑ .
11:51
He has nothing to wake up for,
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ู„ุง ูŠูˆุฌุฏ ู„ู‡ ู…ูˆุนุฏ ูŠุณุชูŠู‚ุธ ู…ู† ุฃุฌู„ู‡ .
11:52
so the effects of procrastination, they're not contained;
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ุฅุฐุงู‹ ุŒ ุชุฃุซูŠุฑ ุงู„ุชุฃุฌูŠู„ ู„ู† ูŠูุญุชูˆู‰
11:55
they just extend outward forever.
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ูˆ ุจุงู„ุชุงู„ูŠ ุŒ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฃุนู…ุงู„ ุณุชุณุชู…ุฑ ูˆ ุชู…ุชุฏ ู„ู„ุฃุจุฏ ..
11:57
And it's this long-term kind of procrastination
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ูˆ ู‡ุฐุง ู‡ูˆ ู†ูˆุน ุงู„ุชุณูˆูŠู ุทูˆูŠู„ ุงู„ู…ุฏู‰
12:00
that's much less visible and much less talked about
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ุงู„ุฐูŠ ู„ุงูŠูุฑู‰ ูˆู„ุง ูŠูŒุชูŽูƒูŽู„ู… ูƒุซูŠุฑู‹ุง ุนู†ู‡
12:03
than the funnier, short-term deadline-based kind.
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ู…ุซู„ ุงู„ู†ูˆุน ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ : ุงู„ู…ุฑุญ ุŒ ู‚ุตูŠุฑ ุงู„ู…ุฏู‰ ูˆ ุงู„ู…ุญุชูˆูŠ ุนู„ู‰ ู…ูˆุงุนูŠุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠุฉ.
12:06
It's usually suffered quietly and privately.
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ูˆ ุจุงู„ุนุงุฏุฉ ูŠุนุงู†ูŠ ุงู„ู†ุงุณ ู…ู† ุงู„ู†ูˆุน ุงู„ุซุงู†ูŠ ุจู‡ุฏูˆุก ูˆ ุฎุตูˆุตูŠุฉ ..
12:10
And it can be the source
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ูˆ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุชุณูˆูŠู ู‚ุฏ ูŠูƒูˆู† ู…ุตุฏุฑู‹ุง
12:11
of a huge amount of long-term unhappiness, and regrets.
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ูƒุจูŠุฑู‹ุง ู„ุญุฒู† ูˆ ู†ุฏู… ุทูˆูŠู„ ุงู„ู…ุฏู‰ .
12:16
And I thought, that's why those people are emailing,
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ูููƒุฑุช : ู„ู‡ุฐุง ู‡ุคู„ุงุก ุงู„ู†ุงุณ ูŠุฑุงุณู„ูˆู†ู†ูŠ ุŒ
12:19
and that's why they're in such a bad place.
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ูˆ ู„ู‡ุฐุง ู‡ู… ููŠ ุญุงู„ุฉ ุณูŠุฆุฉ ูƒู‡ุฐู‡ .
12:21
It's not that they're cramming for some project.
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ู„ูŠุณ ู„ุฃู†ู‡ู… ูŠู‡ุฏููˆู† ู„ู…ุดุฑูˆุน ู…ุนูŠู† ุŒ
12:24
It's that long-term procrastination has made them feel like a spectator,
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ุจู„ ุจุณุจุจ ุฐุงูƒ ุงู„ุชุฃุฌูŠู„ ุทูˆูŠู„ ุงู„ู…ุฏู‰ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุฌุนู„ู‡ู… ูƒุงู„ู…ุชูุฑุฌูŠู† ุŒ
12:28
at times, in their own lives.
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ุฃุญูŠุงู†ู‹ุง ุŒ ุนู„ู‰ ุญูŠุงุชู‡ู… ู†ูุณู‡ุง ..
12:30
The frustration is not that they couldn't achieve their dreams;
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ุฅุญุจุงุทู‡ู… ู„ุง ูŠุฃุชูŠ ู…ู† ุนุฏู… ุชุญู‚ูŠู‚ ุฃุญู„ุงู…ู‡ู… ุŒ
12:33
it's that they weren't even able to start chasing them.
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ุจู„ ู„ุฃู†ู‡ู… ู„ู… ูŠุณุชุทูŠุนูˆุง ุงู„ุณุนูŠ ู„ู‡ุง ู…ู† ุงู„ุฃุณุงุณ .
12:36
So I read these emails and I had a little bit of an epiphany --
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ูุจูŠู†ู…ุง ู‚ุฑุฃุช ุงู„ุฑุณุงุฆู„ ุฃุชุงู†ูŠ ู†ูˆุน ู…ู† ุงู„ุฅู„ู‡ุงู… :
12:42
that I don't think non-procrastinators exist.
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ุฃู†ูŠ ู„ุง ุฃุธู† ุฃู† ู‡ู†ุงู„ูƒ ุฃุญุฏู‹ุง ู„ุง ูŠูุคุฌู„ ุฃุนู…ุงู„ู‡ ุŒ
12:45
That's right -- I think all of you are procrastinators.
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ู‡ุฐุง ุตุญูŠุญ ุŒ ุฃุนุชู‚ุฏ ุฃู†ูƒู… ูƒู„ูƒู… ู…ุณูˆู‘ูููˆู† ุŒ
12:49
Now, you might not all be a mess,
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ุจุงู„ุทุจุน ุŒ ู‚ุฏ ู„ุง ุชูƒูˆู†ูˆุง ููˆุถูˆูŠูŠู† ..
12:51
like some of us,
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ู…ุซู„ ุจุนุถู†ุง .
12:53
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
12:54
and some of you may have a healthy relationship with deadlines,
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ูˆ ุจุนุถูƒู… ู‚ุฏ ูŠูƒูˆู† ุนู„ู‰ ุนู„ุงู‚ุฉ ุฌูŠุฏุฉ ู…ุน ุงู„ู…ูˆุงุนูŠุฏ ูˆ ุงู„ุงู„ุชุฒุงู… ุจู‡ุง .
12:58
but remember: the Monkey's sneakiest trick
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ู„ูƒู† ุชุฐูƒุฑูˆุง : ุฎุฏุนุฉ ุงู„ู‚ุฑุฏ ุงู„ุณุฑูŠุฉ ู‡ูŠ
13:00
is when the deadlines aren't there.
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ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ู„ุง ูŠูƒูˆู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ู…ูˆุนุฏ ู†ู‡ุงุฆูŠ .
13:03
Now, I want to show you one last thing.
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ุงู„ุขู† ุŒ ุฃุฑูŠุฏ ุฃู† ุฃุฑูŠูƒู… ุดูŠุฆู‹ุง ุฃุฎูŠุฑู‹ุง ..
13:05
I call this a Life Calendar.
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ุฃุณู…ูŠ ู‡ุฐุง : (ุฌุฏูˆู„ ุงู„ุญูŠุงุฉ)
13:08
That's one box for every week of a 90-year life.
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ูƒู„ ู…ุฑุจุน ูŠู…ุซู„ ุฃุณุจูˆุนู‹ุง ููŠ ุญูŠุงุฉ 90 ุณู†ุฉ ุŒ
13:13
That's not that many boxes,
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ู„ุง ูŠุจุฏูˆ ุฃู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู†ู‡ุง ..
13:14
especially since we've already used a bunch of those.
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ุฎุตูˆุตู‹ุง ุฃู†ู†ุง ุงุณุชุฎุฏู…ู†ุง ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู†ู‡ุง ููŠ ุงู„ุณุงุจู‚
13:18
So I think we need to all take a long, hard look at that calendar.
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ุฃุธู† ุฃู†ู†ุง ุฌู…ูŠุนู‹ุง ู†ุญุชุงุฌ ุฃู† ู†ุฃุฎุฐ ู†ุธุฑุฉ ุนู…ูŠู‚ุฉ ุนู„ู‰ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฌุฏูˆู„ .
13:24
We need to think about what we're really procrastinating on,
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ูˆ ูŠุฌุจ ุนู„ูŠู†ุง ุงู„ุชููƒูŠุฑ ุนู† ู…ุง ู†ุคุฌู„ู‡ ุญู‚ูŠู‚ุฉู‹ ุŒ
13:28
because everyone is procrastinating on something in life.
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ู„ุฃู† ูƒู„ ูˆุงุญุฏู ู…ู†ู‘ูŽุง ู„ุฏูŠู‡ ุดูŠุก ูŠุคุฌู„ู‡ ููŠ ุญูŠุงุชู‡
13:32
We need to stay aware of the Instant Gratification Monkey.
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ูŠุฌุจ ุฃู† ู†ุจู‚ู‰ ุญุฐุฑูŠู† ู…ู† ู‚ุฑุฏ ุงู„ู…ุชุนุฉ ุงู„ููˆุฑูŠุฉ ุŒ
13:37
That's a job for all of us.
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ู‡ุฐู‡ ูˆุธูŠูุฉ ู„ู†ุง ูƒู„ู†ุง .
13:40
And because there's not that many boxes on there,
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ูˆ ู„ุฃู†ู‡ ู„ุง ูŠูˆุฌุฏ ุฐุงูƒ ุงู„ุนุฏุฏ ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ุตู†ุงุฏูŠู‚ ููŠ ุงู„ุฌุฏูˆู„ ุŒ
13:42
it's a job that should probably start today.
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ูู‡ุฐู‡ ูˆุธูŠูุฉ ูŠุฌุจ ุนู„ูŠูƒ ุฃู† ุชุจุฏุฃู‡ุง ู…ู† ุงู„ูŠูˆู… .
13:45
Well, maybe not today, but ...
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ุงู…ู…ู…ู… ุŒ ุฑุจู…ุง ู„ูŠุณ " ุงู„ูŠูˆู… " ู„ูƒู† ..
13:48
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
13:49
You know.
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ูƒู…ุง ุชุนู„ู…ูˆู† ุŒ
13:51
Sometime soon.
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ููŠ ูˆู‚ุช ู…ุง ู‚ุฑูŠุจ ...
13:53
Thank you.
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ุดูƒุฑู‹ุง .
13:54
(Applause)
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ุชุตููŠู‚
ุญูˆู„ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู…ูˆู‚ุน

ุณูŠู‚ุฏู… ู„ูƒ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู…ูˆู‚ุน ู…ู‚ุงุทุน ููŠุฏูŠูˆ YouTube ุงู„ู…ููŠุฏุฉ ู„ุชุนู„ู… ุงู„ู„ุบุฉ ุงู„ุฅู†ุฌู„ูŠุฒูŠุฉ. ุณุชุฑู‰ ุฏุฑูˆุณ ุงู„ู„ุบุฉ ุงู„ุฅู†ุฌู„ูŠุฒูŠุฉ ุงู„ุชูŠ ูŠุชู… ุชุฏุฑูŠุณู‡ุง ู…ู† ู‚ุจู„ ู…ุฏุฑุณูŠู† ู…ู† ุงู„ุฏุฑุฌุฉ ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ู‰ ู…ู† ุฌู…ูŠุน ุฃู†ุญุงุก ุงู„ุนุงู„ู…. ุงู†ู‚ุฑ ู†ู‚ุฑู‹ุง ู…ุฒุฏูˆุฌู‹ุง ููˆู‚ ุงู„ุชุฑุฌู…ุฉ ุงู„ุฅู†ุฌู„ูŠุฒูŠุฉ ุงู„ู…ุนุฑูˆุถุฉ ุนู„ู‰ ูƒู„ ุตูุญุฉ ููŠุฏูŠูˆ ู„ุชุดุบูŠู„ ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ. ูŠุชู… ุชู…ุฑูŠุฑ ุงู„ุชุฑุฌู…ุงุช ุจุงู„ุชุฒุงู…ู† ู…ุน ุชุดุบูŠู„ ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆ. ุฅุฐุง ูƒุงู† ู„ุฏูŠูƒ ุฃูŠ ุชุนู„ูŠู‚ุงุช ุฃูˆ ุทู„ุจุงุช ุŒ ูŠุฑุฌู‰ ุงู„ุงุชุตุงู„ ุจู†ุง ุจุงุณุชุฎุฏุงู… ู†ู…ูˆุฐุฌ ุงู„ุงุชุตุงู„ ู‡ุฐุง.

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