Ze Frank: Are you human?

Prevodilac: Mile Živković Lektor: Anca Dimovska

(Music) This is the human test,

(Muzika) Ovo je test ljudskosti,

a test to see if you are a human.

kojim se utvrđuje da li ste ljudsko biće.

Please raise your hand if something applies to you.

Molim vas da dignete ruku ukoliko se nešto od ovoga odnosi na vas.

Are we agreed? Yes?

U redu?

Then let's begin.

Hajde onda da počnemo.

Have you ever eaten a booger

Da li ste ikada pojeli slinu

long past your childhood?

a da to nije bilo u vašem detinjstvu?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

It's okay, it's safe here.

U redu je, ovde je bezbedno.

Have you ever made a small, weird sound

Da li ste ikada načinili mali, čudan zvuk

when you remembered something embarrassing?

kada ste se setili nečega sramotnog?

Have you ever purposely lowercased

Da li ste ikada namerno otkucali

the first letter of a text

prvo malo slovo u poruci

in order to come across as sad or disappointed?

kako bi se učinili tužnim ili razočaranim?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Okay.

U redu.

Have you ever ended a text with a period

Da li ste ikada završili poruku tačkom

as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.

da naznačite bes? U redu. Tačka.

Have you ever laughed or smiled

Da li ste se ikada nasmejali ili nasmešili

when someone said something shitty to you

kada vam je neko rekao nešto grozno

and then spent the rest of the day

i onda proveli ostatak dana

wondering why you reacted that way?

pitajući se zašto ste tako reagovali?

Yes.

Da.

Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket

Da li vam se ikada učinilo da ste izgubili avionsku kartu,

a thousand times as you walked

hiljadu puta, dok hodate

from the check-in to the gate?

od šaltera do izlaza za ukrcavanje?

Yes.

Da.

Have you ever put on a pair of pants

Da li ste ikada obukli pantalone

and then much later realized that there was

i dosta kasnije shvatili

a loose sock smushed up against your thigh?

da vam je rasparena čarapa prignječena uz butinu?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Good.

Dobro.

Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password

Da li ste ikada pokušali da pogodite nečiju šifru

so many times that it locked their account?

toliko puta da im je to zaključalo nalog?

Mmm.

Hm.

Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day

Da li ste ikada imali iritantan osećaj da će vas jednog dana

you will be discovered as a fraud?

razotkriti kao prevaranta?

Yes, it's safe here.

Ovde je bezbedno.

Have you ever hoped that there was some ability

Da li ste se ikada nadali da postoji neka sposobnost

you hadn't discovered yet

koju niste otkrili

that you were just naturally great at?

a u čemu ste prirodno sjajni?

Mmm.

Hm.

Have you ever broken something in real life,

Da li ste ikada slomili nešto u stvarnosti

and then found yourself looking

i onda se zatekli

for an "undo" button in real life?

kako tražite dugme za poništavanje, u stvarnosti?

Have you ever misplaced your TED badge

Da li ste ikada zaturili svoju TED akreditaciju

and then immediately started imagining

i onda odmah počeli da zamišljate

what a three-day Vancouver vacation might look like?

kako bi izgledao trodnevni odmor u Vankuveru?

Have you ever marveled

Da li ste se ikada čudili

at how someone you thought was so ordinary

kako neko za koga ste mislili da je tako običan

could suddenly become so beautiful?

odjednom može da postane tako predivan?

Have you ever stared at your phone

Da li ste ikada zurili u telefon

smiling like an idiot while texting with someone?

smešeći se kao idiot dok razmenjujete poruke s nekim?

Have you ever subsequently texted that person

Da li ste ikada nakon toga toj osobi poslali

the phrase "I'm staring at the phone

frazu: "Zurim u telefon

smiling like an idiot"?

i smejem se kao idiot?"

Have you ever been tempted to,

Da li ste ikada bili u iskušenju,

and then gave in to the temptation,

i onda poklekli,

of looking through someone else's phone?

da čačkate po nečijem telefonu?

Have you ever had a conversation with yourself

Da li ste ikada pričali sa sobom

and then suddenly realized

i onda odjednom shvatili

you're a real asshole to yourself?

da ste prema sebi pravi kreten?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Has your phone ever run out of battery

Da li vam je ikada iscurela baterija na telefonu

in the middle of an argument,

u sred svađe

and it sort of felt like the phone

i nekako ste se osećali

was breaking up with both of you?

kao da telefon raskida sa oboje?

Have you ever thought

Da li ste ikada pomislili

that working on an issue between you was futile

da je besmisleno raditi na problemu između vas

because it should just be easier than this,

jer bi prosto trebalo da bude lakše od ovoga,

or this is supposed to happen just naturally?

ili bi ovo trebalo samo prirodno da se dešava?

Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run,

Da li ste ikada shvatili da se, na kraju,

just happens naturally?

veoma malo toga dešava prirodno?

Have you ever woken up blissfully

Da li ste se ikada probudili radosni

and suddenly been flooded by the awful remembrance

i onda odjednom bili preplavljeni užasnim sećanjem na to

that someone had left you?

da vas je neko napustio?

Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future

Da li ste ikada izgubili sposobnost da zamislite budućnost

without a person

bez neke osobe

that no longer was in your life?

koja nije više bila u vašem životu?

Have you ever looked back on that event

Da li ste se prisećali tog događaja

with the sad smile of autumn

sa tužnim jesenjim osmehom

and the realization that futures will happen

i shvatanjem da će se budućnosti dešavati

regardless?

bez obzira na sve?

Congratulations.

Čestitam.

You have now completed the test.

Sada ste završili test.

You are all human.

Svi ste ljudska bića.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)