Ze Frank: Are you human?

1,734,389 views ・ 2014-07-18

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Translator: Siyun Zhou Reviewer: 杏儀 歐陽
00:12
(Music) This is the human test,
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(音樂) 呢個係一個人類測試
00:15
a test to see if you are a human.
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睇下你係唔係人類
00:19
Please raise your hand if something applies to you.
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如果想玩下,請舉手
00:23
Are we agreed? Yes?
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大家贊唔贊成?
好?
00:27
Then let's begin.
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咁我地開始啦
00:29
Have you ever eaten a booger
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好耐之前嘅童年裡面
00:31
long past your childhood?
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你有冇試過食鼻屎?
00:33
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
00:36
It's okay, it's safe here.
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冇所謂,隨便講,呢度好安全
00:40
Have you ever made a small, weird sound
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你有冇試過諗起某樣尷尬嘅事嘅時候
00:43
when you remembered something embarrassing?
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細細聲發出怪聲?
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Have you ever purposely lowercased
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你有冇試過
將一段文字嘅第一個字母轉做細階
00:51
the first letter of a text
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00:53
in order to come across as sad or disappointed?
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用嚟表達傷心或者失望?
(笑聲)
00:57
(Laughter)
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00:59
Okay.
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01:02
Have you ever ended a text with a period
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你有冇試過將句號用喺段文字嘅結尾
01:04
as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.
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用嚟表示敵對抵觸嘅情緒?
嗯。句號
01:11
Have you ever laughed or smiled
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你有冇試過當人哋同你講衰嘢嘅時候
01:13
when someone said something shitty to you
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你笑騎騎或者微笑
01:16
and then spent the rest of the day
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然後果日淨低嘅時間
01:18
wondering why you reacted that way?
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都喺度諗點解你反應係咁?
01:22
Yes.
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無錯
01:24
Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket
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你有冇試過寄存行李之後 一路行去登機口時
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a thousand times as you walked
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每行一步都驚唔見左張機票?
01:29
from the check-in to the gate?
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01:32
Yes.
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啱啦
01:34
Have you ever put on a pair of pants
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你有冇試過著咗一條褲
01:36
and then much later realized that there was
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好耐先發現
01:38
a loose sock smushed up against your thigh?
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原來有一隻襪套咗上個大肶?
01:41
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
01:43
Good.
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01:45
Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password
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你有冇試過估其他人嘅密碼
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so many times that it locked their account?
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不斷撞,直至撞到佢哋賬戶被人鎖咗?
01:52
Mmm.
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01:54
Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day
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你有冇試過有陰魂不散嘅感覺
覺得有朝一日會俾人發現係老千?
01:57
you will be discovered as a fraud?
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02:02
Yes, it's safe here.
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係,呢度好安全
02:05
Have you ever hoped that there was some ability
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你有冇試過期望你擁有一啲 未被發掘嘅天賦?
02:07
you hadn't discovered yet
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02:09
that you were just naturally great at?
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02:13
Mmm.
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02:15
Have you ever broken something in real life,
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有冇試過喺現實生活中做錯嘢
02:18
and then found yourself looking
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然後發現自己想喺現實中
02:19
for an "undo" button in real life?
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搵一個「重置」鍵?
02:25
Have you ever misplaced your TED badge
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有冇試過擺錯咗你嘅 TED 徽章
02:27
and then immediately started imagining
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然後即刻開始想像
02:28
what a three-day Vancouver vacation might look like?
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三日嘅溫哥華假期會係點樣?
02:35
Have you ever marveled
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你有冇試過驚歎
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at how someone you thought was so ordinary
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點解你以前覺得平平無奇嘅人
02:40
could suddenly become so beautiful?
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會突然之間變得咁靚?
02:44
Have you ever stared at your phone
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你有冇試過發短信嘅時候
02:47
smiling like an idiot while texting with someone?
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望住手機 笑到好似個傻瓜咁?
02:52
Have you ever subsequently texted that person
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有冇試過跟住同發短信嗰個人
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the phrase "I'm staring at the phone
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講「我睇住手機笑到好似個傻瓜」咁?
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smiling like an idiot"?
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03:01
Have you ever been tempted to,
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你有冇好想好想
03:03
and then gave in to the temptation,
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然後抵擋唔住誘惑
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of looking through someone else's phone?
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偷睇其他人嘅手機?
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Have you ever had a conversation with yourself
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有冇試過同自己講嘢
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and then suddenly realized
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然後突然發現
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you're a real asshole to yourself?
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自己真係個屎忽鬼?
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(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
03:18
Has your phone ever run out of battery
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你有冇試過
喺你同人哋嘈得火熱時 手機忽然冇電
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in the middle of an argument,
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03:24
and it sort of felt like the phone
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令你覺得手機同你兩個分手?
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was breaking up with both of you?
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03:29
Have you ever thought
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你有冇諗過
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that working on an issue between you was futile
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解決你哋之間嘅拗叫係徒氣嘅
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because it should just be easier than this,
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因為事情本身唔複雜
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or this is supposed to happen just naturally?
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定係事情容易係理所當然?
03:41
Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run,
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你有冇發現長遠嚟講
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just happens naturally?
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好少可會有容易嘅事?
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Have you ever woken up blissfully
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你有冇試過瞓醒之後覺得好幸福
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and suddenly been flooded by the awful remembrance
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但之後諗返起有人離開咗你嘅恐佈回憶?
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that someone had left you?
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03:57
Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future
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有冇試過想像唔到失去一個人嘅未來?
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without a person
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04:01
that no longer was in your life?
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04:06
Have you ever looked back on that event
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你有冇試過用秋天一樣嘅苦笑 睇返以前失去咗嘅人
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with the sad smile of autumn
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04:10
and the realization that futures will happen
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然後意識到無論點樣
未來總係會嚟到?
04:13
regardless?
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04:16
Congratulations.
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恭喜你
04:18
You have now completed the test.
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你通過咗測試
04:21
You are all human.
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你哋都係人類
04:24
(Applause)
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(掌聲)

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