Ze Frank: Are you human?

Translator: Daniela Vargová Reviewer: Basha Sykorova

(Music) This is the human test,

Toto je test ľudskosti.

a test to see if you are a human.

Test na to, aby ste zistili, či ste človek.

Please raise your hand if something applies to you.

Prosím zdvihnite ruku, keď sa na vás niečo vzťahuje.

Are we agreed? Yes?

Sme dohodnutí? Áno?

Then let's begin.

Tak potom začnime.

Have you ever eaten a booger

Zjedli ste niekedy šušeň

long past your childhood?

dávno po čase detstva?

(Laughter)

(smiech)

It's okay, it's safe here.

Je to v poriadku, tu ste v bezpečí.

Have you ever made a small, weird sound

Vydali ste niekedy tichý, čudný zvuk,

when you remembered something embarrassing?

keď ste si spomenuli na niečo trápne?

Have you ever purposely lowercased

Napísali ste už úmyselne malé písmeno

the first letter of a text

na začiatku SMSky,

in order to come across as sad or disappointed?

aby ste pôsobili smutne alebo sklamane?

(Laughter)

(smiech)

Okay.

Okej.

Have you ever ended a text with a period

Ukončili ste niekedy SMSku bodkou

as a sign of aggression? Okay. Period.

ako náznak agresie? Okej. Bodka.

Have you ever laughed or smiled

Zasmiali alebo usmiali ste sa niekedy,

when someone said something shitty to you

keď vám niekto povedal niečo odporné,

and then spent the rest of the day

a potom ste strávili zvyšok dňa

wondering why you reacted that way?

uvažovaním nad tým, prečo ste tak reagovali?

Yes.

Áno.

Have you ever seemed to lose your airplane ticket

Zdalo sa vám niekedy, že ste stratili letenku

a thousand times as you walked

tisíckrát počas toho, ako ste kráčali

from the check-in to the gate?

od check-inu k bráne?

Yes.

Áno.

Have you ever put on a pair of pants

Obliekli ste si už niekedy nohavice

and then much later realized that there was

a až omnoho neskôr si uvedomili,

a loose sock smushed up against your thigh?

že máte na stehne ponožku?

(Laughter)

(smiech)

Good.

Dobre.

Have you ever tried to guess someone else's password

Skúšali ste už uhádnuť heslo niekoho iného

so many times that it locked their account?

toľkokrát, že ste im zablokovali účet?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Have you ever had a nagging feeling that one day

Mali ste už niekedy hlodavý pocit,

you will be discovered as a fraud?

že raz budete odhalený ako podvodník?

Yes, it's safe here.

Áno, tu ste v bezpečí.

Have you ever hoped that there was some ability

Dúfali ste niekedy, že máte nejakú schopnosť,

you hadn't discovered yet

ktorú ste zatiaľ neobjavili

that you were just naturally great at?

a v ktorej prirodzene vynikáte?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Have you ever broken something in real life,

Pokazili ste už niečo v skutočnom živote

and then found yourself looking

a potom sa prichytili, ako hľadáte

for an "undo" button in real life?

tlačidlo „späť" v skutočnom živote?

Stalo sa vám už, že ste zapatrošili váš TED odznak

Have you ever misplaced your TED badge

and then immediately started imagining

a hneď potom ste si začali predstavovať,

what a three-day Vancouver vacation might look like?

ako by asi vyzerala 3-dňová dovolenka vo Vancouvri?

Have you ever marveled

Žasli ste niekedy nad tým,

at how someone you thought was so ordinary

ako sa niekto, o kom ste si mysleli, že je taký obyčajný,

could suddenly become so beautiful?

zrazu stal takým nádherným?

Have you ever stared at your phone

Čumeli ste už do svojho mobilu,

smiling like an idiot while texting with someone?

usmievajúc sa ako idiot, kým ste si s niekým písali?

Have you ever subsequently texted that person

Napísali ste následne tej osobe vetu:

the phrase "I'm staring at the phone

„Čumím do mobilu

smiling like an idiot"?

a usmievam sa ako idiot“?

Have you ever been tempted to,

Mali ste niekedy nutkanie

and then gave in to the temptation,

prezrieť si mobil niekoho iného

of looking through someone else's phone?

a potom ste tomuto nutkaniu podľahli?

Have you ever had a conversation with yourself

Mali ste už rozhovor sám so sebou

and then suddenly realized

a náhle ste si uvedomili,

you're a real asshole to yourself?

že sa k sebe správate ako debil?

(Laughter)

(smiech)

Has your phone ever run out of battery

Došla vám už niekedy baterka na mobile

in the middle of an argument,

uprostred hádky

and it sort of felt like the phone

a mali ste tak trochu pocit, akoby sa mobil

was breaking up with both of you?

rozišiel s vami oboma?

Have you ever thought

Mysleli ste si už niekedy,

that working on an issue between you was futile

že pracovať na probléme medzi vami bolo bezvýsledné,

because it should just be easier than this,

pretože to má byť jednoduchšie,

or this is supposed to happen just naturally?

alebo by sa to malo stať prirodzene?

Have you ever realized that very little, in the long run,

Uvedomili ste si už niekedy, že z dlhodobého hľadiska

just happens naturally?

sa veľmi málo vecí deje prirodzene?

Have you ever woken up blissfully

Zobudili ste sa už blažene

and suddenly been flooded by the awful remembrance

a náhle ste boli zaplavení strašnou spomienkou,

that someone had left you?

že vás opustil niekto blízky?

Have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future

Stratili ste už niekedy schopnosť predstaviť si budúcnosť

without a person

bez osoby,

that no longer was in your life?

ktorá už nebola vo vašom živote?

Have you ever looked back on that event

Pozreli ste sa už späť na tú udalosť

with the sad smile of autumn

so smutným úsmevom jesene

and the realization that futures will happen

a vedomím, že budúcnosť príde

regardless?

tak či tak?

Congratulations.

Gratulujem.

You have now completed the test.

Dokončili ste test.

You are all human.

Vy všetci ste ľudia.

(Applause)

(potlesk)