Julia Sweeney has "The Talk"

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Prevodilac: Natasa Golosin Lektor: Mateja Nenadovic
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I have a daughter, Mulan.
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Imam ćerku, Mulan.
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And when she was eight, last year,
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I kada je imala osam godina, prošle godine,
00:20
she was doing a report for school
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radila je seminarski rad za školu,
00:22
or she had some homework about frogs.
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ili neki domaći zadatak o žabama.
00:24
And we were at this restaurant,
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Bili smo u jednom restoranu
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and she said, "So, basically,
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kada mi je rekla, "Dakle, zapravo,
00:28
frogs lay eggs
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žabe ležu jaja,
00:30
and the eggs turn into tadpoles,
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jaja se pretvore u punoglavce
00:32
and tadpoles turn into frogs."
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i punoglavci se pretvore u žabe."
00:34
And I said, "Yeah. You know, I'm not really up on my frog reproduction that much.
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Odgovorila sam, "Da. Znaš, nisam baš upućena u razmnožavanje žaba.
00:37
It's the females, I think, that lay the eggs,
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Mislim da ženke ležu jaja.
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and then the males fertilize them.
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I onda ih muškarci oplode.
00:41
And then they become tadpoles and frogs."
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I onda oni postanu punoglavci i zatim žabe."
00:43
And she says, "What? Only the females have eggs?"
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Onda je ona rekla, "Šta, samo ženke imaju jaja?".
00:45
And I said, "Yeah."
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Odgovorila sam, "Da."
00:47
And she goes, "And what's this fertilizing?"
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A ona je nastavila, "A šta je ta oplodnja?"
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So I kind of said, "Oh, it's this extra ingredient,
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Pa sam ja rekla nešto kao, "Oh, to je dodatni sastojak,
00:51
you know, that you need
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koji je potreban
00:53
to create a new frog
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da se stvori nova žaba
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from the mom and dad frog." (Laughter)
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od mame i tate žabe."
00:57
And she said, "Oh, so is that true for humans too?"
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Zatim je rekla, "O, to važi i za ljude?"
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And I thought, "Okay, here we go."
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I onda sam pomislila, "Ok, stigli smo i do toga."
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I didn't know it would happen so quick, at eight.
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Nisam znala da će se desiti tako brzo, već u osmoj godini.
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I was trying to remember all the guidebooks,
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Pokušavala sam da se prisetim svih priručnika,
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and all I could remember was,
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i sve što mi je padalo na pamet bilo je
01:09
"Only answer the question they're asking.
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"Jedino odgovarajte na ono što vas pitaju
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Don't give any more information." (Laughter)
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Nikada ne dajte više informacija."
01:14
So I said, "Yes."
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Pa sam tako rekla, "Da".
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And she said, "And where do, um,
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A ona je pitala, "A gde,
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where do human women,
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gde žene
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like, where do women lay their eggs?"
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polažu jaja?"
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And I said, "Well,
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Odgovorila sam, "Pa,
01:25
funny you should ask. (Laughter)
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baš dobro što pitaš.
01:28
We have evolved to have our own pond.
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Mi smo se razvili tako da imamo naše sopstveno jezerce.
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We have our very own pond inside our bodies.
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Naše jezero unutar našeg tela.
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And we lay our eggs there,
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I tamo polažemo svoja jaja.
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we don't have to worry about other eggs or anything like that.
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Tako da ne moramo da brinemo o drugim jajima ili bilo čemu sličnom.
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It's our own pond. And that's how it happens."
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To je naše lično jezero. I tako se to desi."
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And she goes, "Then how do they get fertilized?"
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Na to će ona, "A kako se oplode?"
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And I said, "Well,
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Moj odgovor, "Pa,
01:46
Men, through their penis,
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muškarci, kroz svoj penis,
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they fertilize the eggs by the sperm coming out.
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oplode jaja spermom koja izlazi napolje.
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And you go through the woman's vagina."
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I beba izađe kroz žensku vaginu."
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And so we're just eating, and her jaw just drops,
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I u sred ručka, njena vilica se oklembesila,
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and she goes, "Mom!
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i uzviknula je, "Mama!
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Like, where you go to the bathroom?"
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To je ono gde piškiš?"
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And I said, "I know.
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A ja sam rekla, "Znam.
02:04
I know."
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Znam."
02:06
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
02:12
That's how we evolved. It does seem odd.
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Tako smo se razvili. Stvarno izgleda čudno.
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It is a little bit like having a waste treatment plant
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Kao da se postrojenje za kanalizaciju
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right next to an amusement park ...
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nalazi odmah pored luna parka.
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Bad zoning, but ..." (Laughter)
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Loše pozicioniranje. Ali...
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She's like, "What?" And she goes, "But Mom,
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Ona odgovara, "Šta?" i nastavlja, "Ali mama,
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but men and women can't ever see each other naked, Mom.
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muškarci i ženene ne smeju nikada videti jedno drugo goli, mama.
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So how could that ever happen?"
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Kako se to uopšte onda ikada desi?"
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And then I go, "Well," and then I put my Margaret Mead hat on.
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Onda sam stavila moj Margaret Mid šešir.
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"Human males and females
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"Muškarci i žene
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develop a special bond,
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razviju posebnu vezu,
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and when they're much older, much, much older than you,
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i kada su mnogo stariji, mnogo, mnogo stariji od tebe,
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and they have a very special feeling,
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imaju specijalna osećanja,
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then they can be naked together."
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i onda mogu da budu zajedno goli."
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And she said, "Mom,
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Ona će na to, "Mama,
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have you done this before?"
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da li si ti to uradila nekada?"
02:50
And I said, "Yes."
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Rekla sam, "Da."
02:53
And she said, "But Mom, you can't have kids."
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A ona je odgovorila, "Ali mama, ti ne možeš da imaš decu."
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Because she knows that I adopted her and that I can't have kids.
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Jer zna da sam je usvojila i da ne mogu da imam dece.
02:57
And I said, "Yes."
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Ja sam rekla, "Da."
02:59
And she said, "Well, you don't have to do that again."
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Ona će, "Pa, barem ne moraš da to radiš ponovo."
03:01
And I said, "..."
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Na šta sam ja rekla, "...."
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And then she said, "But how does it happen when a man and woman are together?
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A onda je pitala, "Ali kako se to dogodi kad su muškarac i žena zajedno?
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Like, how do they know that's the time?
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Na primer, kako znaju kada je vreme za to?
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Mom, does the man just say,
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Da li muškarac samo kaže,
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'Is now the time to take off my pants?'"
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"Da li je vreme da skinem pantalone?"
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
03:15
And I said, "Yes."
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I ja sam rekla, "Da."
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
03:19
"That is exactly right.
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"To je tačno.
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That's exactly how it happens."
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Tačno tako se desi."
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So we're driving home and she's looking out the window, and she goes,
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Onda smo se vozile kući, a ona je gledala kroz prozor i pitala me,
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"Mom. What if two just people saw each other on the street,
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"Mama, šta ako se dvoje ljudi vide na ulici,
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like a man and a woman, they just started doing it. Would that ever happen?"
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znaš, muškarac i žena, i počnu to da rade. Da li se to ikada desi?"
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And I said, "Oh, no. Humans are so private.
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A ja sam rekla, "Ne, ljudi su veoma diskretni.
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Oh ..."
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Ne."
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And then she goes, "What if there was like a party,
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Ubrzo zatim: "Šta ako su na primer na žurci.
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and there was just like a whole bunch of girls and a whole bunch of boys,
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Sa mnogo devojka i mnogo momaka.
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and there was a bunch of men and women and they just started doing it, Mom?
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I mnogo devojaka i momaka tek tako počnu to da rade?
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Would that ever happen?"
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Da li postoji mogućnost da se to desi, mama?"
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And I said, "Oh, no, no.
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A ja sam rekla, "Ne, ne."
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That's not how we do it."
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"Nikada to ne radimo tako."
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Then we got home and we see the cat. And she goes,
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Onda smo stigle kući i videle mačku. I eto nje,
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"Mom, how do cats do it?"
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"Mama, a kako to rade mačke?"
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And I go, "Oh, it's the same. It's basically the same."
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I ja kažem, "O, sve isto. U suštini je potpuno isto."
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And then she got all caught up in the legs. "But how would the legs go, Mom?
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A onda se ona zaintrigirala po pitanju nogu. "Ali mama, gde budu noge,
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I don't understand the legs."
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Ne razumem šta bude sa nogama."
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She goes, "Mom, everyone can't do the splits."
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I dodaje, "Mama, pa ne može svako da napravi špagu".
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And I go, "I know, but the legs ..."
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I ja počnem, "Znam, ali noge..."
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and I'm probably like, "The legs get worked out."
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"Noge se već nekako snađu."
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And she goes, "But I just can't understand it."
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Ona dodaje, "Ali ne razumem."
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So I go, "You know, why don't we go on the Internet,
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Onda sam predložila, "Znaš, zašto ne pogledamo na internetu,
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and maybe we can see ... like on Wikipedia." (Laughter)
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i možda možemo da vidimo...na Vikipediji".
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So we go online, and we put in "cats mating."
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Tako smo potražile na netu parenje mačaka.
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And, unfortunately, on YouTube, there's many cats mating videos.
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I, nažalost, na Jutjubu ima mnogo klipova sa parenjem mačaka.
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And we watched them and I'm so thankful,
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Gledale smo ih, i jako sam zahvalna,
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because she's just like, "Wow! This is so amazing."
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jer je ona samo govorila, "Uau, ovo je neverovatno."
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She goes, "What about dogs?"
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Ali onda je pitala, "A šta je sa psima?".
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So we put in dogs mating, and,
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Tako smo pronašle parenje pasa i
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you know, we're watching it, and she's totally absorbed.
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znate, gledale smo to, i ona je sve potpuno upijala.
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And then she goes, "Mom,
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Ali onda me je pitala, "Mama,
04:33
do you think they would have, on the Internet,
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da li misliš da imaju na internetu
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any humans mating?"
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parenje ljudi?"
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
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And then I realized that
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I onda sam shvatila da
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I had taken my little eight year old's hand,
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sam uzela za ruku moju malenu osmogodišnjakinju
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and taken her right into Internet porn. (Laughter)
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i povela je u svet internet pornografije.
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And I looked into this
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Pogledala sam u to
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trusting, loving face,
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voljeno lice
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and I said,
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i rekla
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"Oh, no.
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"Ne,
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That would never happen."
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toga nema."
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Thank you.
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Hvala vam.
04:59
(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
05:01
Thank you.
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Hvala vam.
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(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
05:06
Thank you. I'm so happy to be here.
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Hvala sam. Srećna sam što sam ovde.

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