Julia Sweeney has "The Talk"

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I have a daughter, Mulan.
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Imam kćer, Mulan.
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And when she was eight, last year,
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I kada je imala osam godina, prošle godine,
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she was doing a report for school
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radila je seminar za školu,
00:22
or she had some homework about frogs.
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ili je imala domaću zadaću o žabama.
00:24
And we were at this restaurant,
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I bili smo u jednom restoranu,
00:26
and she said, "So, basically,
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a ona je rekla, „Dakle, zapravo
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frogs lay eggs
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žabe liježu jaja
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and the eggs turn into tadpoles,
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i onda se jaja pretvore u punoglavce
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and tadpoles turn into frogs."
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i punoglavci se pretvore u žabe.“
00:34
And I said, "Yeah. You know, I'm not really up on my frog reproduction that much.
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I ja sam rekla, "Da, znaš, zapravo ne znam baš toliko mnogo o reprodukciji žaba.
00:37
It's the females, I think, that lay the eggs,
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Mislim da ženke liježu jaja.
00:39
and then the males fertilize them.
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A mužjaci ih oplode.
00:41
And then they become tadpoles and frogs."
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I onda postanu punoglavci i žabe.“
00:43
And she says, "What? Only the females have eggs?"
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I onda je rekla, "Što? Samo ženke liježu jaja?“
00:45
And I said, "Yeah."
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Ja sam rekla, "Da.“
00:47
And she goes, "And what's this fertilizing?"
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A ona je nastavila, "A što je ta oplodnja?“
00:49
So I kind of said, "Oh, it's this extra ingredient,
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Pa sam ja nekako rekla, "Oh, to je jedan poseban sastojak,
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you know, that you need
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znaš, koji je potreban
00:53
to create a new frog
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da bi mama žaba
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from the mom and dad frog." (Laughter)
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i tata žaba napravili novu žabu.“
00:57
And she said, "Oh, so is that true for humans too?"
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A ona je rekla, "Oh, znači to vrijedi i za ljude?“
01:00
And I thought, "Okay, here we go."
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A ja sam pomislila, "Ok, evo ga.“
01:03
I didn't know it would happen so quick, at eight.
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Nisam znala da će se to dogoditi tako brzo, s osam godina.
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I was trying to remember all the guidebooks,
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Pokušavala sam se prisjetiti svih vodiča,
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and all I could remember was,
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a sve što mi je palo na pamet je bilo
01:09
"Only answer the question they're asking.
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"Samo odgovorite na pitanje koje su vam postavili.
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Don't give any more information." (Laughter)
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Ne dajte im ništa više informacija.“
01:14
So I said, "Yes."
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Pa sam rekla, "Da.“
01:16
And she said, "And where do, um,
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A ona je rekla, "A gdje,
01:19
where do human women,
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gdje ljudske žene,
01:21
like, where do women lay their eggs?"
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gdje žene nose svoja jaja?“
01:23
And I said, "Well,
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A ja sam rekla, "Pa,
01:25
funny you should ask. (Laughter)
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baš smiješno što si pitala.
01:28
We have evolved to have our own pond.
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Evoluirali smo tako da imamo vlastito jezerce.
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We have our very own pond inside our bodies.
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Imamo vlastito jezerce unutar našeg tijela.
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And we lay our eggs there,
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I tamo polažemo jaja.
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we don't have to worry about other eggs or anything like that.
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Ne moramo brinuti o ostalim jajima ili tome slično.
01:39
It's our own pond. And that's how it happens."
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To je naše jezero. I tako ti se to dogodi."
01:42
And she goes, "Then how do they get fertilized?"
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A ona upita, "A kako se onda ona oplode?“
01:44
And I said, "Well,
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A ja sam rekla, "Pa,
01:46
Men, through their penis,
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muškarac kroz svoj penis
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they fertilize the eggs by the sperm coming out.
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oplodi jaja pomoću sperme koja izlazi.
01:52
And you go through the woman's vagina."
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I ti izađeš kroz ženinu vaginu.“
01:55
And so we're just eating, and her jaw just drops,
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I kako smo baš bili jeli, njena usta su se raširila
01:57
and she goes, "Mom!
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i rekla je, "Mama!
01:59
Like, where you go to the bathroom?"
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Hoćeš reći onuda kuda ideš piškiti?"
02:02
And I said, "I know.
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Rekla sam, "Znam.
02:04
I know."
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Znam.“
02:06
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
02:12
That's how we evolved. It does seem odd.
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Tako nastajemo. Malo se čini čudnim.
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It is a little bit like having a waste treatment plant
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To je kao da imaš pročišćavanje otpadnih tvari
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right next to an amusement park ...
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pokraj zabravnog parka.
02:20
Bad zoning, but ..." (Laughter)
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Loše zoniranje. Ali ...
02:22
She's like, "What?" And she goes, "But Mom,
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Rekla je, "Što?“ I nastavila, "Ali mama,
02:25
but men and women can't ever see each other naked, Mom.
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muškarci i žene se nikada ne smiju vidjeti dok su goli.
02:28
So how could that ever happen?"
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Pa kako bi se to onda uopće moglo dogoditi?“
02:30
And then I go, "Well," and then I put my Margaret Mead hat on.
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I onda sam na glavu stavila kapu Margaret Mead.
02:34
"Human males and females
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"Muškarci i žene
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develop a special bond,
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razviju posebnu vezu
02:39
and when they're much older, much, much older than you,
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i kada su mnogo stariji, mnogo, mnogo stariji od tebe,
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and they have a very special feeling,
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razviju veoma poseban osjećaj
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then they can be naked together."
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i onda mogu skupa biti goli.“
02:46
And she said, "Mom,
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I ona je rekla, "Mama,
02:48
have you done this before?"
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zar si ti to već radila?“
02:50
And I said, "Yes."
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Rekla sam, "Da."
02:53
And she said, "But Mom, you can't have kids."
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A ona je rekla, "Ali mama, ti ne možeš imati djecu."
02:55
Because she knows that I adopted her and that I can't have kids.
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Zato što zna da sam ju posvojila i da ne mogu imati djece.
02:57
And I said, "Yes."
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I onda sam rekla, "Da."
02:59
And she said, "Well, you don't have to do that again."
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A ona je rekla, "Pa onda to ne moraš ponovo raditi."
03:01
And I said, "..."
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A ja sam rekla, "..."
03:04
And then she said, "But how does it happen when a man and woman are together?
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A ona je rekla, "Ali kako se to dogodi kada su muškarac i žena zajedno?
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Like, how do they know that's the time?
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Mislim, kako znaju da je pravo vrijeme?
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Mom, does the man just say,
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Mama, da li muškarac samo kaže,
03:11
'Is now the time to take off my pants?'"
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"Da li je sada vrijeme da skinem hlače?"
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(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
03:15
And I said, "Yes."
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A ja sam rekla, "Da."
03:17
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
03:19
"That is exactly right.
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"Točno tako.
03:22
That's exactly how it happens."
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Točno tako se dogodi.“
03:24
So we're driving home and she's looking out the window, and she goes,
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I tako smo se vozili kući, a ona je gledala kroz prozor i rekla,
03:27
"Mom. What if two just people saw each other on the street,
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"Mama, što kada bi se dvoje ljudi ugledalo na cesti,
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like a man and a woman, they just started doing it. Would that ever happen?"
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muškarac i žena, i jednostavno to počeli raditi. Bi li se takvo što ikada dogodilo?“
03:32
And I said, "Oh, no. Humans are so private.
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Rekla sam, "O, ne. Ljudi su jako tajnoviti.
03:35
Oh ..."
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O, ne.“
03:37
And then she goes, "What if there was like a party,
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A onda je nastavila, "A što da je bio recimo nekakav party.
03:39
and there was just like a whole bunch of girls and a whole bunch of boys,
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I tamo je hrpa cura i hrpa dječaka.
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and there was a bunch of men and women and they just started doing it, Mom?
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I da je tamo hrpa muškaraca i hrpa žena i da su to jednostavno počeli raditi, mama?
03:44
Would that ever happen?"
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Može li se to dogoditi?“
03:46
And I said, "Oh, no, no.
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Rekla sam, "O, ne, ne.
03:49
That's not how we do it."
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Ne radimo to tako.“
03:52
Then we got home and we see the cat. And she goes,
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Onda smo došli kući i ugledali mačku, a ona je upitala,
03:54
"Mom, how do cats do it?"
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"Mama, kako to mačke rade?“
03:56
And I go, "Oh, it's the same. It's basically the same."
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A ja sam rekla, "Pa, isto. Gotovo isto."
03:58
And then she got all caught up in the legs. "But how would the legs go, Mom?
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I onda se „uhvatila“ za noge. "Ali kako noge idu, mama.
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I don't understand the legs."
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Ne razumijem noge.“
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She goes, "Mom, everyone can't do the splits."
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Rekla je, "Mama, ne mogu svi napraviti špagu."
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And I go, "I know, but the legs ..."
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Rekla sam, "Znam, ali noge...,"
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and I'm probably like, "The legs get worked out."
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mislim si, "Noge će se već snaći."
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And she goes, "But I just can't understand it."
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A ona kaže, "Ali ja to jednostavno ne mogu razumijeti."
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So I go, "You know, why don't we go on the Internet,
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Pa sam rekla, "Znaš, zašto ne bismo otišli na internet
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and maybe we can see ... like on Wikipedia." (Laughter)
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i recimo vidjeli ...“ na nekom mjestu poput Wikipedie.
04:15
So we go online, and we put in "cats mating."
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Pa smo otišli na internet i upisali "parenje mačaka."
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And, unfortunately, on YouTube, there's many cats mating videos.
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I nažalost, na Youtube-u postoji mnogo videa s parenjem mačaka.
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And we watched them and I'm so thankful,
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Pa smo ih pogledali, i tako sam zahvalna
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because she's just like, "Wow! This is so amazing."
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što je govorila, "Wow, ovo je tako nevjerojatno."
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She goes, "What about dogs?"
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Onda je pitala, "Što je s psima?"
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So we put in dogs mating, and,
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Pa smo upisali parenje pasa,
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you know, we're watching it, and she's totally absorbed.
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i znate, gledali smo, a ona je totalno upijala.
04:31
And then she goes, "Mom,
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A onda je upitala, "Mama,
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do you think they would have, on the Internet,
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misliš li da na internetu
04:36
any humans mating?"
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ima i ljudskog parenja?“
04:39
(Laughter)
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(Smijeh)
04:41
And then I realized that
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I onda sam shvatila da
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I had taken my little eight year old's hand,
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sam uzela ruku svoje kćeri
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and taken her right into Internet porn. (Laughter)
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i odvela je ravno u svijet pornografije na internetu.
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And I looked into this
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Pa sam pogledala u to
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trusting, loving face,
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povjerljivo, dražesno lice
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and I said,
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i rekla,
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"Oh, no.
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"O, ne.
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That would never happen."
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To se neće dogoditi.“
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Thank you.
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Hvala vam.
04:59
(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
05:01
Thank you.
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Hvala vam.
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(Applause)
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(Pljesak)
05:06
Thank you. I'm so happy to be here.
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Hvala vam. Tako sam sretna što sam ovdje.

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