Julia Sweeney has "The Talk"

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์•„๋ž˜ ์˜๋ฌธ์ž๋ง‰์„ ๋”๋ธ”ํด๋ฆญํ•˜์‹œ๋ฉด ์˜์ƒ์ด ์žฌ์ƒ๋ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

๋ฒˆ์—ญ: Seo Rim Kim ๊ฒ€ํ† : InHyuk Song
00:15
I have a daughter, Mulan.
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์ €๋Š” ๋”ธ์ด ํ•˜๋‚˜ ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๋ฎฌ๋ž€์ด์ฃ .
00:17
And when she was eight, last year,
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๋ฎฌ๋ž€์ด ์—ฌ๋Ÿ ์‚ด์ผ ๋•Œ์˜ ์ผ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, ๋ฐ”๋กœ ์ž‘๋…„์ด์ฃ 
00:20
she was doing a report for school
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๋ฐฉ๊ณผ ํ›„ ๊ณผ์ œ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ์š”
00:22
or she had some homework about frogs.
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๋ฐ”๋กœ ๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ ์ˆ™์ œ์˜€์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
00:24
And we were at this restaurant,
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ํ•จ๊ป˜ ๋ ˆ์Šคํ† ๋ž‘์— ์žˆ๋Š”๋ฐ
00:26
and she said, "So, basically,
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๋ฎฌ๋ž€์ด ๋งํ•˜๊ธธ "๊ทธ๋‹ˆ๊น ๊ธฐ๋ณธ์ ์œผ๋กœ
00:28
frogs lay eggs
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๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ๋“ค์ด ์•Œ์„ ๋‚ณ๊ณ 
00:30
and the eggs turn into tadpoles,
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๊ทธ ์•Œ๋“ค์ด ์˜ฌ์ฑ™์ด๋“ค๋กœ ๋ณ€ํ•˜๊ณ 
00:32
and tadpoles turn into frogs."
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์˜ฌ์ฑ™์ด๋“ค์ด ๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ๋กœ ๋ณ€ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ"
00:34
And I said, "Yeah. You know, I'm not really up on my frog reproduction that much.
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์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋งํ–ˆ์ฃ . "๋งž์•„, ๋‚ด๊ฐ€ ๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ ๋ฒˆ์‹์— ๋Œ€ํ•ด ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ž˜ ์•Œ์ง€๋Š” ๋ชปํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ๋ง์•ผ
00:37
It's the females, I think, that lay the eggs,
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๋‚ด ์ƒ๊ฐ์—” ์•”์ปท ๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ๋“ค์ด ์•Œ์„ ๋‚ณ์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ.
00:39
and then the males fertilize them.
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๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ ๋Š” ์ˆ˜์ปท๋“ค์ด ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋“ค์„ ์ˆ˜์ •์‹œํ‚ค์ง€.
00:41
And then they become tadpoles and frogs."
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๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋ฉด ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋“ค์€ ์˜ฌ์ฑ™์ด๊ฐ€ ๋˜๊ณ  ๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ๋˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ."
00:43
And she says, "What? Only the females have eggs?"
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๊ทธ๋žฌ๋”๋‹ˆ ๊ทธ๋…€๊ฐ€ ๋งํ•˜๊ธธ "๋ญ? ์•”์ปท๋“ค๋งŒ ์•Œ์„ ๋‚ณ๋Š”๋‹ค๊ณ ?"
00:45
And I said, "Yeah."
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋งํ–ˆ์ฃ , "์‘ ๋งž์•„"
00:47
And she goes, "And what's this fertilizing?"
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๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ์•„์ด๊ฐ€ ๋งํ•˜๊ธธ, "๊ทผ๋ฐ ์ˆ˜์ •์‹œํ‚ค๋Š” ๊ฒŒ ๋ญ์•ผ?"
00:49
So I kind of said, "Oh, it's this extra ingredient,
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์‹์œผ๋กœ ๋งํ–ˆ์–ด์š”, "์•„, ๊ทธ๊ฑด ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ์žฌ๋ฃŒ์•ผ
00:51
you know, that you need
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์—„๋งˆ ๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ์™€ ์•„๋น  ๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ์—์„œ
00:53
to create a new frog
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์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๊ฐœ๊ตฌ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ
00:55
from the mom and dad frog." (Laughter)
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๋งŒ๋“ค๊ธฐ ์œ„ํ•ด ํ•„์š”ํ•œ ๊ฑฐ์ง€"
00:57
And she said, "Oh, so is that true for humans too?"
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๋ฎฌ๋ž€์ด ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋ฌผ์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค, "์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค๋„ ๊ทธ๋ž˜?"
01:00
And I thought, "Okay, here we go."
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์ €๋Š” ์ƒ๊ฐํ–ˆ์ฃ , "๊ทธ๋ž˜, ์˜ฌ ๊ฒƒ์ด ์™”๊ตฌ๋‚˜(์„ฑ๊ต์œก)"
01:03
I didn't know it would happen so quick, at eight.
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์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋นจ๋ฆฌ ์ผ์–ด๋‚  ์ค„์€ ๋ชฐ๋ž์ฃ . ๊ฒจ์šฐ ์—ฌ๋Ÿ์‚ด์ธ๋ฐ.
01:05
I was trying to remember all the guidebooks,
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์–ด์จŒ๊ฑฐ๋‚˜ ์ €๋Š” ๊ฐ€์ด๋“œ ๋ถ์— ์žˆ๋˜ ๋ชจ๋“  ๊ฒƒ์„ ๋– ์˜ฌ๋ฆด๋ ค๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์–ด์š”.
01:07
and all I could remember was,
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๊ทผ๋ฐ ๊ธฐ์–ต๋‚˜๋Š” ์ „๋ถ€๋Š” ๊ณ ์ž‘
01:09
"Only answer the question they're asking.
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"๋ฌผ์–ด๋ณด๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋งŒ ๋Œ€๋‹ตํ•ด๋ผ. ๋” ๋งŽ์€
01:11
Don't give any more information." (Laughter)
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์ •๋ณด๋ฅผ ์ฃผ์ง€ ๋ง์•„๋ผ"
01:14
So I said, "Yes."
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋งํ–ˆ์ฃ , "๋งž์•„"
01:16
And she said, "And where do, um,
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๊ทธ๋žฌ๋”๋‹ˆ ๊ทธ๋…€๊ฐ€ ๋งํ•˜๊ธธ, "๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ์–ด๋””์„œ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋Š”๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
01:19
where do human women,
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์–ด๋””์„œ ์—ฌ์ž๊ฐ€
01:21
like, where do women lay their eggs?"
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์—ฌ์ž๋Š” ์–ด๋””์„œ ์•Œ์„ ๋‚ณ์•„?"
01:23
And I said, "Well,
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์ €๋Š” ๋งํ–ˆ์ฃ , "์Œ,
01:25
funny you should ask. (Laughter)
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๋ฌผ์–ด๋ด์„œ ์–˜๊ธฐํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฑด๋ฐ,
01:28
We have evolved to have our own pond.
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์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋งŒ์˜ ์—ฐ๋ชป์„ ๊ฐ–๋„๋ก ์ง„ํ™”ํ–ˆ์–ด.
01:31
We have our very own pond inside our bodies.
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์šฐ๋ฆฌ์˜ ๋ชธ ์†์— ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋งŒ์˜ ์—ฐ๋ชป์„ ๊ฐ€์ง€๊ณ  ์žˆ์ง€.
01:34
And we lay our eggs there,
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๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๊ทธ๊ณณ์— ์•Œ์„ ๋‚ณ์•„.
01:36
we don't have to worry about other eggs or anything like that.
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ๋‹ค๋ฅธ ์•Œ๋“ค์ด๋‚˜ ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๊ฑฐ ๊ฐ™์€ ๊ฒƒ์€ ์‹ ๊ฒฝ ์•ˆ์จ๋„ ๋ผ.
01:39
It's our own pond. And that's how it happens."
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์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋งŒ์˜ ์—ฐ๋ชป์ด์ง€. ๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ผ์–ด๋‚˜๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ."
01:42
And she goes, "Then how do they get fertilized?"
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์•„์ด์˜ ์งˆ๋ฌธ์€ ๊ณ„์† ๋์ฃ . "๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ทธ๊ฒƒ๋“ค์ด ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ˆ˜์ •๋˜๋Š”๊ฑฐ์•ผ?"
01:44
And I said, "Well,
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"์Œ,
01:46
Men, through their penis,
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๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋“ค์˜ ์„ฑ๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ํ†ตํ•ด์„œ
01:49
they fertilize the eggs by the sperm coming out.
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๋‚˜์˜จ ์ •์ž๋“ค๋กœ ๋‚œ์ž๋“ค์„ ์ˆ˜์ •์‹œํ‚ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ.
01:52
And you go through the woman's vagina."
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์—ฌ์ž์˜ ์งˆ์„ ํ†ตํ•ด ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ€์ง€."
01:55
And so we're just eating, and her jaw just drops,
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๋•Œ๋งˆ์นจ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์Œ์‹์„ ๋จน๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ, ์•„์ด์˜ ์ž…์ด ์ฉ ๋ฒŒ์–ด์กŒ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
01:57
and she goes, "Mom!
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๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๋งํ•˜๊ธธ, "์—„๋งˆ!
01:59
Like, where you go to the bathroom?"
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๋ณผ์ผ ๋ณด๋Š” ๊ทธ ๊ณณ์—์„œ?"
02:02
And I said, "I know.
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์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋งํ–ˆ์ฃ , "๊ทธ๋‹ˆ๊น.
02:04
I know."
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๊ทธ๋‹ˆ๊น."
02:06
(Laughter)
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(์›ƒ์Œ)
02:12
That's how we evolved. It does seem odd.
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๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์ง„ํ™”ํ–ˆ์–ด. ์ด์ƒํ•˜๊ธด ํ•˜์ง€.
02:14
It is a little bit like having a waste treatment plant
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์ด๊ฑด ์•ฝ๊ฐ„ ์“ฐ๋ ˆ๊ธฐ ์ฒ˜๋ฆฌ์žฅ์„
02:17
right next to an amusement park ...
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๋†€์ด ๊ณต์› ์˜†์— ๋งŒ๋“œ๋Š” ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์ง€.
02:20
Bad zoning, but ..." (Laughter)
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์•Š ์ข‹์€ ์œ„์น˜์ง€. ๊ทผ๋ฐ,..
02:22
She's like, "What?" And she goes, "But Mom,
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์•„์ด๋Š” "๋ญ?"๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋”๋‹ˆ ์ด๋‚ด ๋‹ค์‹œ ๋ฌผ์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. "๊ทผ๋ฐ ์—„๋งˆ,
02:25
but men and women can't ever see each other naked, Mom.
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๊ทผ๋ฐ ๋‚จ์ž๋ž‘ ์—ฌ์ž๋Š” ๋ฒŒ๊ฑฐ๋ฒ—์€ ๊ฑธ ์ ˆ๋Œ€ ๋ณผ ์ˆ˜ ์—†์ž–์•„. ์—„๋งˆ.
02:28
So how could that ever happen?"
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๊ทผ๋ฐ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์ด ๊ฐ€๋Šฅํ•ด?"
02:30
And then I go, "Well," and then I put my Margaret Mead hat on.
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์ €๋Š” ๋งˆ๊ฐ€๋ › ๋ฏธ๋“œ(Margaret Mead) ํ–‰์„ธ๋ฅผ ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค(๋ฏธ๊ตญ์˜ ๋ฌธํ™”์ธ๋ฅ˜ํ•™์ž๋กœ ๋ฏธ๊ฐœ๋ฏผ์กฑ์˜ ์ฒญ์†Œ๋…„๊ธฐ ์•„์ด๋“ค์˜ ์„ฑ๊ณผ ๋ฌธ์ œ๋“ค์„ ๋‹ค๋ฃฌ ๊ฒƒ์œผ๋กœ ์œ ๋ช…)
02:34
"Human males and females
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"๋‚จ์ž ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค๊ณผ ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค์€ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ
02:36
develop a special bond,
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์œ ๋Œ€๊ด€๊ณ„๋ฅผ ํ˜•์„ฑํ•ด.
02:39
and when they're much older, much, much older than you,
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ๊ทธ๋“ค์ด ๋‚˜์ด๊ฐ€ ๋งŽ์ด ๋“ค๋ฉด, ๋„ˆ๋ณด๋‹ค ๋งŽ์ด ๋งŽ์ด ๋‚˜์ด๋ฅผ ๋จน์œผ๋ฉด
02:42
and they have a very special feeling,
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๊ทธ๋“ค์€ ํŠน๋ณ„ํ•œ ๊ฐ์ •์„ ๊ฐ–๊ฒŒ๋˜๊ณ 
02:44
then they can be naked together."
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๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋ฉด ํ•จ๊ป˜ ๋ฒŒ๊ฑฐ๋ฒ—์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ฒŒ ๋˜๋Š”๊ฑฐ์•ผ."
02:46
And she said, "Mom,
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๊ทธ๋žฌ๋”๋‹ˆ ์•„์ด๋Š”, "์—„๋งˆ,
02:48
have you done this before?"
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์ด๊ฑฐ ์—„๋งˆ๋„ ํ•ด๋ดค์–ด?"๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋”๊ตฐ์š”.
02:50
And I said, "Yes."
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ €๋Š” "๊ทธ๋Ÿผ"์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
02:53
And she said, "But Mom, you can't have kids."
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"๊ทผ๋ฐ ์—„๋งˆ๋Š” ์•„๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ๋ชป๊ฐ–์ž–์•„."
02:55
Because she knows that I adopted her and that I can't have kids.
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์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋ฎฌ๋ž€์„ ์ž…์–‘ํ–ˆ๊ณ , ๋˜ ์•„์ด๋ฅผ ๋ชป ๊ฐ–๋Š”๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์„ ์•Œ๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด์ฃ .
02:57
And I said, "Yes."
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ "๋งž์•„"๋ผ๊ณ  ํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
02:59
And she said, "Well, you don't have to do that again."
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๊ทธ๋…€๋Š”, "๊ทธ๋Ÿผ, ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ๋‹ค์‹œ ์•ˆํ•ด๋„ ๋˜๊ฒ ๋„ค."๋ผ๊ณ  ํ•˜๋”๊ตฐ์š”.
03:01
And I said, "..."
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์ €๋Š” "..."
03:04
And then she said, "But how does it happen when a man and woman are together?
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๋ฎฌ๋ž€์ด ๋งํ–ˆ์ฃ  "๋‚จ์ž๋ž‘ ์—ฌ์ž๋ž‘ ๊ฐ™์ด ์žˆ์œผ๋ฉด ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์ด๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์ด ์ƒ๊ธฐ๋Š”๊ฑฐ์•ผ?
03:07
Like, how do they know that's the time?
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์•„๋‹ˆ, ๊ทธ ๋•Œ์ธ ์ค„ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ์•Œ์•„?
03:09
Mom, does the man just say,
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์—„๋งˆ, ๋‚จ์ž๊ฐ€ ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ
03:11
'Is now the time to take off my pants?'"
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์ง€๊ธˆ์ด ๋‚ด ๋ฐ”์ง€๋ฅผ ๋ฒ—์„ ์‹œ๊ฐ„์ด์•ผ?"๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ•ด?
03:13
(Laughter)
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(์›ƒ์Œ)
03:15
And I said, "Yes."
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ €๋Š” "์–ด."๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
03:17
(Laughter)
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(์›ƒ์Œ)
03:19
"That is exactly right.
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"๊ทธ๊ฒŒ ์ •ํ™•ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ๋งž์•„.
03:22
That's exactly how it happens."
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๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ์ด๋ฃจ์–ด์ง€๋Š” ๊ฑฐ์•ผ."
03:24
So we're driving home and she's looking out the window, and she goes,
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๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ์ง‘์œผ๋กœ ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ€๋Š” ๊ธธ์ด์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์•„์ด๊ฐ€ ์ฐฝ๋ฐ–์„ ๋ณด๋”๋‹ˆ ์ด๋ ‡๊ฒŒ ๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
03:27
"Mom. What if two just people saw each other on the street,
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"์—„๋งˆ, ๋งŒ์•ฝ์— ๋‘ ์‚ฌ๋žŒ์ด ๊ทธ๋ƒฅ ๊ธธ๊ฐ€์—์„œ ๋ดค๋Š”๋ฐ,
03:29
like a man and a woman, they just started doing it. Would that ever happen?"
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๋‚จ์ž๋ž‘ ์—ฌ์ž๋ž‘ ๋งŒ๋‚œ๊ฑฐ์•ผ. ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๋ง‰ ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ•ด. ๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์ด ์žˆ์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด?"
03:32
And I said, "Oh, no. Humans are so private.
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์ €๋Š” ๋Œ€๋‹ตํ–ˆ์ฃ . "์•„๋‹ˆ ์•ˆ๊ทธ๋ž˜. ์ธ๊ฐ„๋“ค์€ ๊ต‰์žฅํžˆ ์‚ฌ์ ์ด์•ผ.
03:35
Oh ..."
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๊ทธ๋Ÿด๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์—†๋‹จ๋‹ค. "
03:37
And then she goes, "What if there was like a party,
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๊ทธ๋žฌ๋”๋‹ˆ ๊ทธ๋…€๊ฐ€ ๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. "๋งŒ์•ฝ์— ํ•œ ํŒŒํ‹ฐ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ,
03:39
and there was just like a whole bunch of girls and a whole bunch of boys,
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ํ•œ ๋ฌด๋ฆฌ์˜ ์—ฌ์ž์•„์ด๋“ค๊ณผ ๋‚จ์ž์•„์ด๋“ค์ด ๋ง‰ ์žˆ์—ˆ์–ด,
03:41
and there was a bunch of men and women and they just started doing it, Mom?
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๊ทธ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ํ•œ ๋ญ‰์น˜์˜ ๋‚จ์ž๋“ค๊ณผ ์—ฌ์ž๋“ค์ด ์žˆ์—ˆ๋Š”๋ฐ ๋ง‰ ๊ทธ๊ฑธ ํ•˜๊ธฐ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ์–ด ์—„๋งˆ
03:44
Would that ever happen?"
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๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ ์ผ์ด ์žˆ์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด?"
03:46
And I said, "Oh, no, no.
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์ €๋Š” ๋Œ€๋‹ตํ–ˆ์ฃ , "์•„๋‹ˆ ์ ˆ๋Œ€ ๊ทธ๋ ‡์ง€ ์•Š์•„.
03:49
That's not how we do it."
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์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š” ๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ฒŒ๋Š” ํ•˜์ง€ ์•Š์•„"
03:52
Then we got home and we see the cat. And she goes,
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์ง‘์— ๋„์ฐฉํ•œ ๋’ค, ๊ณ ์–‘์ด๋ฅผ ๋ณด๋”๋‹ˆ ๋ฎฌ๋ž€์ด ๋˜ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
03:54
"Mom, how do cats do it?"
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"์—„๋งˆ, ๊ณ ์–‘์ด๋Š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•ด?"
03:56
And I go, "Oh, it's the same. It's basically the same."
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์ œ๊ฐ€ ๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. "์•„ ๋‹ค ๋˜‘๊ฐ™์• . ๊ธฐ๋ณธ์ ์œผ๋กœ ๋‹ค ๋˜‘๊ฐ™์• ."
03:58
And then she got all caught up in the legs. "But how would the legs go, Mom?
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๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋”๋‹ˆ ๊ทธ๋…€๋Š” ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ์— ์ง‘์ค‘ํ•˜๋ฉด์„œ ๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. "๊ทผ๋ฐ ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ํ•˜๋Š”๊ฑฐ์•ผ ์—„๋งˆ?
04:00
I don't understand the legs."
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๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๊ฐ€ ์ดํ•ด๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ๋ผ"
04:02
She goes, "Mom, everyone can't do the splits."
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"์—„๋งˆ, ๋ชจ๋“  ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋ฒŒ๋ฆด ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š”๊ฑด ์•„๋‹ˆ์ž–์•„." ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:04
And I go, "I know, but the legs ..."
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"์•Œ์•„, ๊ทผ๋ฐ ๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋Š”..."
04:06
and I'm probably like, "The legs get worked out."
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"๋‹ค๋ฆฌ๋Š” ์•Œ์•„์„œ ์–ด๋–ป๊ฒŒ ๋ผ."
04:08
And she goes, "But I just can't understand it."
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๊ทธ๋žฌ๋”๋‹ˆ "๊ทธ์น˜๋งŒ ๋„๋ฌด์ง€ ์ดํ•ด๊ฐ€ ์•ˆ ๋ผ"
04:09
So I go, "You know, why don't we go on the Internet,
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ €๋Š” "์šฐ๋ฆฌ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์— ๋“ค์–ด๊ฐ€์„œ ๋ณด์ž.
04:11
and maybe we can see ... like on Wikipedia." (Laughter)
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์œ„ํ‚คํ”ผ๋””์•„ ๊ฐ™์€๋ฐ ๊ฐ€๋ฉด ์ž์„ธํžˆ ์•Œ์•„๋‚ผ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์„ ๊ฑฐ์•ผ"
04:15
So we go online, and we put in "cats mating."
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ํ•จ๊ป˜ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์— ์ ‘์†ํ•ด์„œ ๊ณ ์–‘์ด ์ง์ง“๊ธฐ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ณค์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:17
And, unfortunately, on YouTube, there's many cats mating videos.
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๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ๋ฐ ๋ถˆํ–‰ํžˆ๋„ ์œ ํŠœ๋ธŒ์—๋Š” ๋งŽ์€ ๊ณ ์–‘์ด์˜ ์ง์ง“๊ธฐ ๋น„๋””์˜ค๋“ค์ด ์žˆ์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:20
And we watched them and I'm so thankful,
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ํ•จ๊ป˜ ๋™์˜์ƒ์„ ๋ณด๋ฉด์„œ ์•„์ด๊ฐ€
04:22
because she's just like, "Wow! This is so amazing."
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"์šฐ์™€, ์ด๊ฑฐ ์ง„์งœ ์‹ ๊ธฐํ•˜๋‹ค" ๋ผ๊ณ  ๋งํ•  ๋•Œ ์ €๋Š” ์ฐธ ์•ˆ๋„๊ฐ์ด ๋Š๊ปด์ง€๋ฉฐ ๊ฐ์‚ฌํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:24
She goes, "What about dogs?"
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์•„์ด๋Š” ๋‹ค์‹œ "๊ทธ๋Ÿผ ๊ฐœ๋“ค์€ ์–ด๋•Œ?"๋ผ๊ณ  ๋ฌผ์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:27
So we put in dogs mating, and,
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๊ทธ๋ž˜์„œ ์ด๋ฒˆ์—๋Š” ๊ฐœ ์ง์ง“๊ธฐ๋ผ๊ณ  ์ณค๊ณ 
04:29
you know, we're watching it, and she's totally absorbed.
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๊ทธ๊ฑธ ๋ณด๊ณ  ์žˆ์—ˆ์ฃ . ๊ทธ๋…€๋Š” ์™„์ „ ๋น ์ ธ ์žˆ์—ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:31
And then she goes, "Mom,
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๊ทธ๋Ÿฌ๋”๋‹ˆ ์•„์ด๊ฐ€ ๋งํ•˜๊ธธ, "์—„๋งˆ,
04:33
do you think they would have, on the Internet,
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์—„๋งˆ ์ƒ๊ฐ์—๋Š” ์‚ฌ๋žŒ๋“ค์ด ์ง์ง“๊ธฐ ํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ๋„
04:36
any humans mating?"
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์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์— ์žˆ์„ ๊ฒƒ ๊ฐ™์•„?"
04:39
(Laughter)
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(์›ƒ์Œ)
04:41
And then I realized that
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๋ฌธ๋“ ์ œ๊ฐ€ ์ œ ์—ฌ๋œ ์‚ด ์งœ๋ฆฌ ์•„์ด์˜
04:43
I had taken my little eight year old's hand,
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์†์„ ์žก๊ณ  ๋ฐ”๋กœ ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท ํฌ๋ฅด๋…ธ๋กœ
04:45
and taken her right into Internet porn. (Laughter)
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๋ฐ๋ฆฌ๊ณ  ๊ฐ€๊ณ  ์žˆ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์„ ๊นจ๋‹ฌ์•˜์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:47
And I looked into this
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์ €๋Š” ์ด ๋ฏฟ์Œ๊ณผ ์‚ฌ๋ž‘์ด ๊ฐ€๋“ํ•œ
04:49
trusting, loving face,
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์•„์ด์˜ ์–ผ๊ตด์„ ๋ณด๋ฉฐ
04:51
and I said,
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๋งํ–ˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:53
"Oh, no.
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"์˜ค ์•ˆ๋ผ.
04:55
That would never happen."
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๊ทธ๊ฑด ์ ˆ๋Œ€ ์žˆ์„ ์ˆ˜ ์—†๋Š” ์ผ์ด์•ผ."
04:57
Thank you.
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๊ณ ๋ง™์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
04:59
(Applause)
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(๋ฐ•์ˆ˜)
05:01
Thank you.
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๊ณ ๋ง™์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.
05:03
(Applause)
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(๋ฐ•์ˆ˜)
05:06
Thank you. I'm so happy to be here.
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๊ฐ์‚ฌํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์—ฌ๊ธฐ์— ์žˆ์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์–ด ์ •๋ง ํ–‰๋ณตํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.

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์ด ์›น์‚ฌ์ดํŠธ ์ •๋ณด

์ด ์‚ฌ์ดํŠธ๋Š” ์˜์–ด ํ•™์Šต์— ์œ ์šฉํ•œ YouTube ๋™์˜์ƒ์„ ์†Œ๊ฐœํ•ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์ „ ์„ธ๊ณ„ ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ์„ ์ƒ๋‹˜๋“ค์ด ๊ฐ€๋ฅด์น˜๋Š” ์˜์–ด ์ˆ˜์—…์„ ๋ณด๊ฒŒ ๋  ๊ฒƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๊ฐ ๋™์˜์ƒ ํŽ˜์ด์ง€์— ํ‘œ์‹œ๋˜๋Š” ์˜์–ด ์ž๋ง‰์„ ๋”๋ธ” ํด๋ฆญํ•˜๋ฉด ๊ทธ๊ณณ์—์„œ ๋™์˜์ƒ์ด ์žฌ์ƒ๋ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ๋น„๋””์˜ค ์žฌ์ƒ์— ๋งž์ถฐ ์ž๋ง‰์ด ์Šคํฌ๋กค๋ฉ๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ์˜๊ฒฌ์ด๋‚˜ ์š”์ฒญ์ด ์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฒฝ์šฐ ์ด ๋ฌธ์˜ ์–‘์‹์„ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•˜์—ฌ ๋ฌธ์˜ํ•˜์‹ญ์‹œ์˜ค.

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