David Grady: How to save the world (or at least yourself) from bad meetings

421,988 views ・ 2014-11-17

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Translator: Nelson Simfukwe Reviewer: Joachim Mangilima
00:13
Picture this:
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Pata picha hii:
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It's Monday morning,
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Ni Jumatatu asubuhi,
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you're at the office,
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upo ofisini,
00:16
you're settling in for the day at work,
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unakaa sawa kwa ajili ya kuanza siku ya kazi,
00:18
and this guy that you sort of recognize from down the hall,
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na mtu uliyekutana nae wakati upo jengo la chini,
00:21
walks right into your cubicle
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anaingia kwenye kijiofisi chako
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and he steals your chair.
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na kuiba kiti chako.
00:24
Doesn't say a word —
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Hasemi neno lolote ---
00:25
just rolls away with it.
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anaondoka nacho tu.
00:27
Doesn't give you any information about why he took your chair
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Hakupi sababu yoyote ni kwa nini amechukua kiti chako
00:29
out of all the other chairs that are out there.
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na kuacha viti vyote vilivyopo katika jengo hilo
00:31
Doesn't acknowledge the fact that you might need your chair
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Hatambui kwamba utahitaji kiti chako
00:34
to get some work done today.
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ili kukamilisha kazi siku ya leo.
00:35
You wouldn't stand for it. You'd make a stink.
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Hutapigania
Utamfata yule mtu katika kijiofisi chake
00:37
You'd follow that guy back to his cubicle
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00:39
and you'd say, "Why my chair?"
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na kusema "Kwanini uchukue kiti changu?"
Ni jumanne asubuhi na upo ofisini,
00:43
Okay, so now it's Tuesday morning and you're at the office,
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00:47
and a meeting invitation pops up in your calendar.
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na mualiko wa kikao unajitokeza katika kalenda yako.
00:50
(Laughter)
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(Vicheko)
00:51
And it's from this woman who you kind of know from down the hall,
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Na ni kutoka kwa mwanamama unayemfahamu kiasi kutoka jengo la chini,
00:54
and the subject line references some project that you heard a little bit about.
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na kichwa cha habari kinaongelea miradi ambayo ulishawahi kuisikia kwa ufupi tu.
00:58
But there's no agenda.
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Lakini hakuna ajenda.
01:00
There's no information about why you were invited to the meeting.
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Hakuna taarifa ni kwanini umealikwa katika mkutano huo.
01:03
And yet you accept the meeting invitation, and you go.
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Na bado unakubali kuhudhuria mkutano huo, na unaenda.
01:07
And when this highly unproductive session is over,
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Na baada ya mkutano huu usio na maana kuisha,
01:10
you go back to your desk,
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01:12
and you stand at your desk and you say,
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unarudi katika kijiofisi chako,
na usimama na kusema,
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"Boy, I wish I had those two hours back,
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"Natamani ningerudishiwa masaa mawili niliyopoteza,
01:16
like I wish I had my chair back."
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kama ninavyotamani kurudishiwa kiti changu"
01:18
(Laughter)
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(Vicheko)
01:20
Every day, we allow our coworkers,
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Kila siku, tunawaruhusu wafanyakazi wenzetu,
ambao, ni watu wazuri sana,
01:22
who are otherwise very, very nice people,
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01:24
to steal from us.
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kutuibia.
01:26
And I'm talking about something far more valuable than office furniture.
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Na ninaongelea vitu muhimu sana zaidi ya hata samani za ofisini.
01:30
I'm talking about time. Your time.
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Naongelea kuhusu muda. Muda wako.
01:33
In fact, I believe that
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Kiukweli, Naamini ya kwamba
01:36
we are in the middle of a global epidemic
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tupo katikati ya janga la kiulimwengu
01:38
of a terrible new illness known as MAS:
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la ugonjwa mpya ambao ni hatari sana unaofahamika kama MAS:
01:43
Mindless Accept Syndrome.
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Mindless Accept Syndrome( Ugonjwa wa kukubali jambo bila kuhoji linahusu nini).
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(Laughter)
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(Vicheko)
01:48
The primary symptom of Mindless Accept Syndrome
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Dalili za msingi za MAS
01:50
is just accepting a meeting invitation the minute it pops up in your calendar.
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ni kukubali mualiko wa kikao pale tu unaoonekana katika kalenda yako.
01:54
(Laughter)
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(Vicheko)
01:55
It's an involuntary reflex — ding, click, bing — it's in your calendar,
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Ni jambo lisilo la hiari, baada ya hapo....
01:59
"Gotta go, I'm already late for a meeting." (Laughter)
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"Inabidi niondoke, nachelewa kwenye kikao"(Vicheko)
02:02
Meetings are important, right?
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Vikao ni muhimu, sawa?
02:05
And collaboration is key to the success of any enterprise.
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Na umoja ni funguo ya mafanikio katika kampuni yoyote.
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And a well-run meeting can yield really positive, actionable results.
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Na kikao kinachoendeshwa vizuri kitaleta mafanikio chanya.
02:11
But between globalization
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Lakini katika utandawazi
02:13
and pervasive information technology,
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na upana wa teknolojia ya mawasiliano,
02:15
the way that we work
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vile tunavyofanya kazi
02:17
has really changed dramatically over the last few years.
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kumebadilika kwa kiasi kikubwa sana katika miaka michache iliyopita.
02:20
And we're miserable. (Laughter)
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Na tumekuwa wa ovyo. (Vicheko)
02:23
And we're miserable not because the other guy can't run a good meeting,
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Na tumekuwa wa ovyo si kwa sababu watu wengine hawawezi kuongoza kikao vizuri,
02:27
it's because of MAS, our Mindless Accept Syndrome,
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ni kwa sababu ya MAS,
ambalo ni gonjwa tulilonalo.
02:30
which is a self-inflicted wound.
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02:33
Actually, I have evidence to prove that MAS is a global epidemic.
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Nina ushahidi kwa kuonesha MAS ni janga la ulimwengu.
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Let me tell you why.
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Ngoja nikwambie ni kwanini.
02:40
A couple of years ago, I put a video on Youtube, and in the video,
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Miaka michache iliyopita, niliweka video Youtube, na video hiyo,
02:45
I acted out every terrible conference call you've ever been on.
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Nilionyesha aina zote za mikutano ya ovyo uliyowahi hudhuria.
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It goes on for about five minutes,
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Ni ya muda wa dakika tano,
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and it has all the things that we hate about really bad meetings.
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na ina kila kitu tusichopenda kuhusu mikutano mibaya.
02:53
There's the moderator who has no idea how to run the meeting.
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Kuna muongoza kikao asiye na wazo ni jinsi gani ya kuongoza kikao.
02:56
There are the participants who have no idea why they're there.
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Kuna washiriki wasio wa wazo kwanini wapo katika mkutano huo.
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The whole thing kind of collapses into this collaborative train wreck.
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Kila kitu kinaenda ovyo.
03:02
And everybody leaves very angry.
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Na kila mtu anaondoka na hasira.
03:05
It's kind of funny.
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Inafurahisha.
03:06
(Laughter)
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(Vicheko)
03:08
Let's take a quick look.
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Tuangalie kwa harakaharaka.
03:10
(Video) Our goal today is to come to an agreement on a very important proposal.
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(Video) Lengo letu leo ni kukubaliana katika pendekezo muhimu sana.
03:14
As a group, we need to decide if —
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Kama kundi, tunatakiwa kuamua kama---
03:16
bloop bloop —
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mlio
Habari, nani kajiunga?
03:19
Hi, who just joined?
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Habari, ni mimi Joe. Leo nafanya kazi kutoka nyumbani.
03:22
Hi, it's Joe. I'm working from home today.
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03:25
(Laughter)
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(Vicheko)
03:27
Hi, Joe. Thanks for joining us today, great.
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Karibu Joe, asante kwa kujiunga nasi leo, ni vizuri.
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I was just saying, we have a lot of people on the call we'd like to get through,
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Nilikuwa nasema, tuna watu wengi tunaohitaji kuwa nao hapa,
03:33
so let's skip the roll call
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tuendelee
03:35
and I'm gonna dive right in.
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na nitaanza kama ifuatavyo.
03:37
Our goal today is to come to an agreement on a very important proposal.
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Lengo letu leo ni kukubaliana katika pendekezo muhimu sana.
03:41
As a group, we need to decide if —
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Kama kundi, tunatakiwa kuamua kama---
03:44
bloop bloop —
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mlio
(Vicheko)
03:45
(Laughter)
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03:47
Hi, who just joined?
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Habari, nani kajiunga nasi?
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No? I thought I heard a beep. (Laughter)
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Hapana? nilidhani nimesikia mlio. (Vicheko)
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Sound familiar?
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Si jambo geni?
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Yeah, it sounds familiar to me, too.
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si jambo geni kwangu pia.
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A couple of weeks after I put that online,
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Wiki zilizopita baada ya kuiweka katika mtandao,
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500,000 people in dozens of countries,
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watu 500,000 kutoka nchi mbalimbali,
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I mean dozens of countries,
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Namaanisha nchi nyingi mbalimbali
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watched this video.
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waliangalia video hii.
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And three years later, it's still getting thousands of views every month.
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Na miaka mitatu baadaye, bado inaendelea kuangalia karibuni mara elfu moja katika kila mwezi.
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It's close to about a million right now.
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Inakaribia kufika milioni sasa hivi.
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And in fact, some of the biggest companies in the world,
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Na kiukweli, baadhi ya makampuni makubwa duniani,
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companies that you've heard of but I won't name,
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ambayo huwa unayasikia ila sitayataja,
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have asked for my permission to use this video in their new-hire training
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wameomba ruhusa yangu ili kutumia video hii katika mafunzo ya kuajiri wafanyakazi wapya
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to teach their new employees how not to run a meeting at their company.
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kuwafundisha waajiriwa wapya jinsi ya kutofanya mikutano katika kampuni zao.
04:22
And if the numbers —
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Na kama namba---
04:24
there are a million views and it's being used by all these companies —
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watu wameangalia mara milioni na inatumika na makampuni yote haya
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aren't enough proof that we have a global problem with meetings,
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hicho sio kigezo tosha cha kuonyesha tuna tatizo la kiulimwengu katika kundesha mikutano,
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there are the many, many thousands
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kuna maoni mengi sana, maelfu
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of comments posted online
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yaliyotolewa katika mtandao.
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after the video went up.
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baada ya video kuonekana.
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Thousands of people wrote things like,
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Maelfu ya watu waliandika vitu kama,
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"OMG, that was my day today!"
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"Mungu wangu, hivyo ndivyo siku yangu ilivyokuwa leo"
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"That was my day every day!"
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"Hivyo ndivyo maisha yangu ya kazini yanavyokuwa kila siku"
"Haya ni maisha yangu"
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"This is my life."
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One guy wrote,
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Bwana mmoja aliandika,
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"It's funny because it's true.
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"Inafurahisha kwa sababu ni kweli.
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Eerily, sadly, depressingly true.
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Ukweli wa kuhuzunisha na kuumiza.
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It made me laugh until I cried.
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Imenifanya nicheke mpaka nikaanza kulia.
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And cried. And I cried some more."
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Nikalia na kulia na kulia zaidi."
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(Laughter)
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(Vicheko)
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This poor guy said,
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Bwana huyu alisema,
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"My daily life until retirement or death, sigh."
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"Maisha yangu mpaka siku nastaafu au umauti utaponikuta"
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These are real quotes
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Kuna misemo mingi
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and it's real sad.
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na inahuzunisha sana.
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A common theme running through all of these comments online
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Ujumbe mmoja ambao unapatikana katika maoni yote haya
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is this fundamental belief that we are powerless
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ni imani kwamba hatuna nguvu
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to do anything other than go to meetings
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ya kufanya kitu chochote kingine zaidi ya kwenda kwenye vikao
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and suffer through these poorly run meetings
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na kukumbana na haya mambo yanayotokea katika vikao vinavyoongozwa ovyo
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and live to meet another day.
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na kesho tena kukutana katika mikutano hiyohiyo.
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But the truth is, we're not powerless at all.
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Lakini ukweli ni huu, si kwamba hatuna nguvu kabisa.
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In fact, the cure for MAS is right here in our hands.
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Kiukweli, tiba ya MAS ipo katika mikono yetu.
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It's right at our fingertips, literally.
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Katika vidole vyetu, kiuhalisia.
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It's something that I call ¡No MAS!
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Ni kitu ninachoita No MAS
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(Laughter)
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(Vicheko)
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Which, if I remember my high school Spanish,
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Ambapo ninakumbuka kihispania changu wakati nipo sekondari,
ilimaanisha, "Imetosha, zuia kuendelea"
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means something like, "Enough already, make it stop!"
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05:33
Here's how No MAS works. It's very simple.
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Na hivi ndivyo No MAS inavyofanya kazi. Ni rahisi sana.
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First of all, the next time you get a meeting invitation
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Kabla ya yote, mara nyingine utapoalikwa katika mkutano
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that doesn't have a lot of information in it at all,
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ambao hauna maelezo yoyote ya kutosha,
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click the tentative button!
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bonyezo kitufe cha kupata maelezo ya kikao hicho!
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It's okay, you're allowed, that's why it's there.
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Ni sawa, unaruhusiwa na ndo maana kimewekwa pale.
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It's right next to the accept button.
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Ni baada ya kitufe cha kukubali kujiunga na kikao.
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Or the maybe button, or whatever button is there for you not to accept immediately.
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Kipo pale kukufanya wewe usikubali moja kwa moja.
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Then, get in touch with the person who asked you to the meeting.
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Halafu, wasiliana na mtu aliyekualika katika kikao hicho.
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Tell them you're very excited to support their work,
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Waambie umefurahishwa sana kusaidia kazi yao
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ask them what the goal of the meeting is,
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waulize ni lipi lengo hasa la kikao
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and tell them you're interested in learning how you can help them achieve their goal.
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na uwaambie unahitaji kujifunza ni vipi unaweza kusaidia katika wao kufikia malengo yao.
06:03
And if we do this often enough,
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Na kama tutafanya hivi mara kwa mara,
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and we do it respectfully,
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na kufanya kwa heshima,
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people might start to be a little bit more thoughtful
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watu wataanza kufikiria zaidi kidogo
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about the way they put together meeting invitations.
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ni jinsi gani ya kuandaa mikutano kwa ufanisi zaidi.
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And you can make more thoughtful decisions about accepting it.
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Na itakufanya kufikiria zaidi unapotaka kukubali.
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People might actually start sending out agendas. Imagine!
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Watu wataanza kutuma ajenda. Fikiria!
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Or they might not have a conference call with 12 people to talk about a status
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Au hawatokuwa na kikao kwa njia ya simu cha watu 12 wakiongelea kuhusu jambo
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when they could just do a quick email and get it done with.
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wakati wanaweza kutumiana barua pepe na kumaliza ajenda kirahisi.
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People just might start to change their behavior because you changed yours.
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Watu wataanza kubadili tabia zao kwa sababu umebadili ya kwako.
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And they just might bring your chair back, too. (Laughter)
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Na watarudisha kiti chako pia. (vicheko)
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No MAS!
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hakuna MAS!
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Thank you.
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Asante.
06:35
(Applause).
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(Makofi).
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