David Grady: How to save the world (or at least yourself) from bad meetings

421,988 views ・ 2014-11-17

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翻译人员: Aimee Zhou 校对人员: Jenny Yang
00:13
Picture this:
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想象一下:
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It's Monday morning,
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星期一的早晨
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you're at the office,
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你在办公室
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you're settling in for the day at work,
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准备开始一天的工作
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and this guy that you sort of recognize from down the hall,
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这时,坐在附近、你勉强认得的那个人
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walks right into your cubicle
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径直走到你的隔间
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and he steals your chair.
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把你的椅子拿走了
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Doesn't say a word —
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并且没有对此说一个字
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just rolls away with it.
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就直接把它推走了
00:27
Doesn't give you any information about why he took your chair
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没告诉你为何那么多椅子摆在那
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out of all the other chairs that are out there.
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却偏偏拿走了你的
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Doesn't acknowledge the fact that you might need your chair
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不了解你或许需要这把椅子
00:34
to get some work done today.
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来完成今天的工作
00:35
You wouldn't stand for it. You'd make a stink.
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你不能容忍这样的事
00:37
You'd follow that guy back to his cubicle
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你会跟着那人走到他的隔间
00:39
and you'd say, "Why my chair?"
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然后质问:“为什么拿我的椅子?”
00:43
Okay, so now it's Tuesday morning and you're at the office,
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现在是星期二的早晨,你在办公室
00:47
and a meeting invitation pops up in your calendar.
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日历上突然跳出一个会议邀请
00:50
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
00:51
And it's from this woman who you kind of know from down the hall,
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来自于你在走廊里有点头之交的这位女士
00:54
and the subject line references some project that you heard a little bit about.
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标题栏显示会议是有关一个你勉强听说过的项目
00:58
But there's no agenda.
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但是没有议程
01:00
There's no information about why you were invited to the meeting.
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没有任何信息告诉你被邀请到这个会议的原因
01:03
And yet you accept the meeting invitation, and you go.
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但你接受了邀请并去参会
01:07
And when this highly unproductive session is over,
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当这个毫无成果的会议结束
01:10
you go back to your desk,
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你回到自己的办公桌
01:12
and you stand at your desk and you say,
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你站在办公桌旁说
01:14
"Boy, I wish I had those two hours back,
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“天,我希望拿回过去的两小时
01:16
like I wish I had my chair back."
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就像我希望拿回我的椅子。”
01:18
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
01:20
Every day, we allow our coworkers,
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每一天
01:22
who are otherwise very, very nice people,
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我们都在让好心的同事们
01:24
to steal from us.
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从我们身上窃取
01:26
And I'm talking about something far more valuable than office furniture.
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我说的是远比办公室家具更有价值的东西
01:30
I'm talking about time. Your time.
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我说的是时间。你的时间
01:33
In fact, I believe that
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事实上,我认为
01:36
we are in the middle of a global epidemic
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我们正处在一种叫MAS的
01:38
of a terrible new illness known as MAS:
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可怕的新型全球性疫病中
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Mindless Accept Syndrome.
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M(盲目)A(接受)S(综合症)
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
01:48
The primary symptom of Mindless Accept Syndrome
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盲目接受综合症的主要症状是
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is just accepting a meeting invitation the minute it pops up in your calendar.
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当会议邀请一出现在你的日历上时就接受它
01:54
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
01:55
It's an involuntary reflex — ding, click, bing — it's in your calendar,
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这是不自觉地反应——叮,点击,哔——把它加到你的日历上了
01:59
"Gotta go, I'm already late for a meeting." (Laughter)
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“得走了。我开会已经迟到了” (笑声)
02:02
Meetings are important, right?
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会议很重要,是吧?
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And collaboration is key to the success of any enterprise.
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合作是任何企业成功的关键
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And a well-run meeting can yield really positive, actionable results.
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一个进展良好的会议可以收获非常正向,可行性高的成果
02:11
But between globalization
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但是在全球化
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and pervasive information technology,
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以及大型信息技术之间
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the way that we work
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我们工作的方式
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has really changed dramatically over the last few years.
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在过去几年里已发生了翻天覆地的变化
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And we're miserable. (Laughter)
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然后我们很痛苦 (笑声)
02:23
And we're miserable not because the other guy can't run a good meeting,
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我们痛苦不是因为别人不能运作个好的会议
02:27
it's because of MAS, our Mindless Accept Syndrome,
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而是因为MAS,我们的盲目接受综合症
02:30
which is a self-inflicted wound.
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这个病状是我们自找的
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Actually, I have evidence to prove that MAS is a global epidemic.
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事实上,我能证明MAS是一种全球性的疫病
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Let me tell you why.
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我来告诉你为什么
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A couple of years ago, I put a video on Youtube, and in the video,
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几年前我在Youtube上传了一个视频
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I acted out every terrible conference call you've ever been on.
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在视频中我把所有你曾经历的最糟糕的会议情况展现出来
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It goes on for about five minutes,
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时长大约五分钟
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and it has all the things that we hate about really bad meetings.
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包含了一切有关令我们讨厌的会议
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There's the moderator who has no idea how to run the meeting.
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主持者完全不知道怎样运作会议
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There are the participants who have no idea why they're there.
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参会者完全不知道自己为什么参加
02:58
The whole thing kind of collapses into this collaborative train wreck.
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整件事演变成一场集体脱轨
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And everybody leaves very angry.
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每个人离开时都很愤怒
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It's kind of funny.
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这仿佛挺可笑的
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
03:08
Let's take a quick look.
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我们来简单看一下
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(Video) Our goal today is to come to an agreement on a very important proposal.
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(视频)我们今天的目标是就一个非常重要的提议达成一个共识
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As a group, we need to decide if —
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作为一个团队,我们需要决定如果——
03:16
bloop bloop —
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哔 哔——
03:19
Hi, who just joined?
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嗨,谁刚刚加入了?
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Hi, it's Joe. I'm working from home today.
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嗨,我是乔。我今天在家办公
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
03:27
Hi, Joe. Thanks for joining us today, great.
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嗨,乔。谢谢你的加入,很好
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I was just saying, we have a lot of people on the call we'd like to get through,
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我刚提到说,我们此次会议有很多人参加
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so let's skip the roll call
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所以我们跳过点名
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and I'm gonna dive right in.
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我就直接开始了
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Our goal today is to come to an agreement on a very important proposal.
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我们今天的目标是就一个非常重要的提议达成一个共识
03:41
As a group, we need to decide if —
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作为一个团队,我们需要决定如果——
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bloop bloop —
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哔 哔——
03:45
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
03:47
Hi, who just joined?
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嗨,谁刚刚加入了?
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No? I thought I heard a beep. (Laughter)
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没人?我以为我听到了哔声 (笑声)
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Sound familiar?
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听起来很熟悉吗?
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Yeah, it sounds familiar to me, too.
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这对我来说也非常熟悉
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A couple of weeks after I put that online,
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在我上传视频之后的几星期
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500,000 people in dozens of countries,
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来自数十个国家的50万人
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I mean dozens of countries,
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真的是数十个国家
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watched this video.
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观看了这个视频
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And three years later, it's still getting thousands of views every month.
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之后的三年,每个月依然有几千次观看
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It's close to about a million right now.
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到现在大约有一百万次了
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And in fact, some of the biggest companies in the world,
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事实上有一些全球大公司
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companies that you've heard of but I won't name,
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你肯定知道的公司,但我不会说出名字
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have asked for my permission to use this video in their new-hire training
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他们征求我的允许想将此视频用于上岗培训
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to teach their new employees how not to run a meeting at their company.
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来教导他们的新员工们怎样不要在公司里开这样的会议
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And if the numbers —
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如果
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there are a million views and it's being used by all these companies —
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几百万次的观看记录和已被大公司使用的事实
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aren't enough proof that we have a global problem with meetings,
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不足以证明开会已经是全球性问题
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there are the many, many thousands
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在视频被上传之后
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of comments posted online
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有成千上万条评论
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after the video went up.
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发布在网络上
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Thousands of people wrote things like,
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数千人写下这样的话
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"OMG, that was my day today!"
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“我的天,这就是我的今天”
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"That was my day every day!"
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“这是我的每一天!”
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"This is my life."
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“这是我的生活”
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One guy wrote,
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有个人写到
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"It's funny because it's true.
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“这很有趣,因为这就是事实
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Eerily, sadly, depressingly true.
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怪异、可悲、令人沮丧的事实
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It made me laugh until I cried.
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它让我笑到哭出来
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And cried. And I cried some more."
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然后我哭了,哭得更伤心了”
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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This poor guy said,
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这个可怜的人写到:
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"My daily life until retirement or death, sigh."
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“这是我直到退休或死亡的每一天,叹气”
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These are real quotes
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这些都是真实的评论
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and it's real sad.
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很令人伤感
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A common theme running through all of these comments online
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这些网上评论有一个共同点是
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is this fundamental belief that we are powerless
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已认定我们无能为力
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to do anything other than go to meetings
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来避免参加这些会议
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and suffer through these poorly run meetings
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避免忍受这些效率很差的会议
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and live to meet another day.
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避免日日如此
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But the truth is, we're not powerless at all.
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但其实我们绝不是无能为力
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In fact, the cure for MAS is right here in our hands.
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实际上盲目接受综合症的解药就在我们手里
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It's right at our fingertips, literally.
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真的就在我们指尖
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It's something that I call ¡No MAS!
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我称其为“拒绝MAS”
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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Which, if I remember my high school Spanish,
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我记得高中学过的西班牙语
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means something like, "Enough already, make it stop!"
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这句的意思大概是“已经够了,停止吧”
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Here's how No MAS works. It's very simple.
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拒绝MAS的做法很简单
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First of all, the next time you get a meeting invitation
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首先,下次你接到会议邀请时
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that doesn't have a lot of information in it at all,
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那种没有包含任何相关信息的会议邀请
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click the tentative button!
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点击“不确定”按钮!
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It's okay, you're allowed, that's why it's there.
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你是可以这么做的,所以才有这个按钮
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It's right next to the accept button.
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就在“接受”按钮旁边
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Or the maybe button, or whatever button is there for you not to accept immediately.
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或者是“或许”按钮,或者是别的什么按钮让你不用立刻同意接受
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Then, get in touch with the person who asked you to the meeting.
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接着,找到那个邀请你参加会议的人
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Tell them you're very excited to support their work,
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告诉他们你很高兴能支持他们的工作
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ask them what the goal of the meeting is,
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问他们会议的目的
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and tell them you're interested in learning how you can help them achieve their goal.
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告诉他们你愿意去学习怎样能帮他们打成目标
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And if we do this often enough,
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如果我们总是这样做
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and we do it respectfully,
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以尊重的态度这样做
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people might start to be a little bit more thoughtful
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人们会在邀请别人参加会议时
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about the way they put together meeting invitations.
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多动点脑筋
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And you can make more thoughtful decisions about accepting it.
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你在接受与否时做出更周全的决定
06:14
People might actually start sending out agendas. Imagine!
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人们或许能真的开始列出议程, 想象一下
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Or they might not have a conference call with 12 people to talk about a status
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或者他们不会开一个12人参加的电话会议来讨论数据
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when they could just do a quick email and get it done with.
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而用简单电子邮件就把事情搞定的
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People just might start to change their behavior because you changed yours.
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人们的行为会因为你的改变而随之改变
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And they just might bring your chair back, too. (Laughter)
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他们也会把你的椅子还给你 (笑声)
06:33
No MAS!
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拒绝盲目选择综合症!
06:34
Thank you.
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谢谢
06:35
(Applause).
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