Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm | TED

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Alright.

Nii. Ma näitan teile paari pilti

I'm going to show you a couple of images

from a very diverting paper in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.

ühest väga lõbusast artiklist,

mis ilmus teadusajakirjas Ultrahelimeditsiini Ajakiri.

I'm going to go way out on a limb and say that it is the most diverting paper

Ma oletan isegi, et see on kõige lõbusam artikkel,

mis Ultrahelimeditsiini Ajakirjas üleüldse kunagi ilmunud on.

ever published in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.

The title is "Observations of In-Utero Masturbation."

Selle pealkiri on "Emakasisese masturbeerimise vaatlused".

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Okay. Now on the left you can see the hand -- that's the big arrow --

Nii. Vasakul on näha käsi, selle suure noole juures.

and the penis on the right. The hand hovering.

Ja peenis on paremal. Käsi hõljub selle kohal.

And over here we have,

Ja sellel pildil on

in the words of radiologist Israel Meisner,

radioloog Israel Meisneri sõnul,

"The hand grasping the penis in a fashion resembling masturbation movements."

"Käsi haaramas peenist liigutustega, mis sarnanevad masturbeerimisele."

Bear in mind this was an ultrasound,

Pidage meeles, et see oli ultraheli.

so it would have been moving images.

Seega oli tegu liikuva kujutisega.

Orgasm is a reflex of the autonomic nervous system.

Orgasm on autonoomse närvisüsteemi refleks.

Now, this is the part of the nervous system

See on närvisüsteemi see osa,

that deals with the things that we don't consciously control,

mis tegeleb asjadega, mida me teadlikult ei kontrolli.

like digestion, heart rate and sexual arousal.

Nagu seedimine, pulss, seksuaalne erutus.

And the orgasm reflex can be triggered by a surprisingly broad range of input.

Ja orgasmirefleksi võib vallandada

üllatavalt lai skaala erinevaid stiimuleid.

Genital stimulation. Duh.

Genitaalide stimuleerimine. No loomulikult.

But also, Kinsey interviewed a woman

Aga Kinsey intervjueeris ka naist,

who could be brought to orgasm by having someone stroke her eyebrow.

kes võis jõuda orgasmini

kui keegi ta kulmu silitas.

People with spinal cord injuries,

Seljaajuvigastustega inimestel,

like paraplegias, quadriplegias,

nagu jalgadest või kätest ja jalgadest halvatutel,

will often develop a very, very sensitive area

tekib sageli väga tundlik piirkond

right above the level of their injury,

vigastuse kohast natuke kõrgemale.

wherever that is.

Kus iganes see ka ei ole.

There is such a thing as a knee orgasm in the literature.

Kirjanduses esineb selline asi nagu põlve orgasm.

I think the most curious one that I came across

Ma arvan, et kõige pentsikum juhtum, mille ma leidsin,

was a case report of a woman

oli ühest naisest,

who had an orgasm every time she brushed her teeth.

kes sai orgasmi iga kord, kui ta hambaid pesi.

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Something in the complex sensory-motor action of brushing her teeth

Midagi nendes keerukates

hambapesemisliigutustes ja selle tunnetamises

was triggering orgasm.

vallandas orgasmi.

And she went to a neurologist, who was fascinated.

Ja ta läks neuroloogi juurde, kes oli vapustatud.

He checked to see if it was something in the toothpaste,

Ta kontrollis, ega see ei tulenenud mingist ainest hambapastas.

but no -- it happened with any brand.

Aga ei, see juhtus igat marki hambapastaga.

They stimulated her gums with a toothpick, to see if that was doing it.

Nad stimuleerisid ta igemeid

hambaorgiga, et näha kas see mõjub samamoodi.

No. It was the whole, you know, motion.

Ei. See tuli tervest sellest liigutusest.

And the amazing thing to me

Ja mind üllatab see,

is that you would think this woman would have excellent oral hygiene.

võiks ju arvata, et sel naisel oli

suurepärane suuhügieen.

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Sadly -- this is what it said in the journal paper --

Kahjuks ta -- nii oli artiklis kirjas --

"Ta uskus, et ta oli deemonite võimu all

"She believed that she was possessed by demons

and switched to mouthwash for her oral care."

ja hakkas hammaste pesemise asemel hoopis suud loputama."

It's so sad.

See on nii kurb.

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When I was working on the book,

Ma intervjueerisin, kui ma raamatut kirjutasin,

I interviewed a woman who can think herself to orgasm.

üht naist, kes võib ennast orgasmini mõelda.

She was part of a study at Rutgers University.

Ta osales ühes Rutgersi Ülikooli uuringus.

You've got to love that. Rutgers.

See on eriti hea. Rutgers.

So I interviewed her in Oakland, in a sushi restaurant.

Niisiis ma intervjueerisin teda Oaklandis,

ühes sushi-restoranis.

And I said, "So, could you do it right here?"

Ja ma ütlesin, "No kas sa saaksid seda siinsamas ka teha?"

And she said,

Ja tema vastas, "Jah, aga ma lõpetaks pigem enda eine, kui toihib."

"Yeah, but you know I'd rather finish my meal if you don't mind."

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(Laughter)

But afterwards, she was kind enough to demonstrate on a bench outside.

Aga pärast oli ta nii lahke, et demonstreeriski,

õues ühel pargipingil.

It was remarkable. It took about one minute.

See oli vapustav. Tal võttis see umbes ühe minuti aega.

And I said to her,

Ja ma ütlesin talle,

"Are you just doing this all the time?"

"Kas sa ainult seda kogu aeg teedki?"

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She said, "No. Honestly, when I get home, I'm usually too tired."

Ta ütles, "Ei. Ausalt öeldes olen ma koju jõudes tavaliselt liiga väsinud."

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She said that the last time she had done it

Ta ütles, et viimati oli ta seda teinud

was on the Disneyland tram.

Disneylandi trammis.

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The headquarters for orgasm, along the spinal nerve,

Orgasmi peakontor, piki seljaaju,

is something called the sacral nerve root,

on üks asi nimega sakraalne närvikanal. Mis on siin taga.

which is back here.

And if you trigger, if you stimulate with an electrode,

Ja kui sa vallandad, kui sa stimuleerid elektroodiga,

the precise spot, you will trigger an orgasm.

täpselt seda punkti, siis vallandad sa orgasmi.

And it is a fact that you can trigger spinal reflexes in dead people --

Ja on fakt, et seljaaju reflekse saab tekitada ka

surnud inimestes.

a certain kind of dead person, a beating-heart cadaver.

On üks teatud sorti surnu, tuksuva südamega laip.

Now this is somebody who is brain-dead,

See on keegi, kelle aju on surnud,

legally dead, definitely checked out,

ta on seaduse silmis surnud, kindlalt üle kontrollitud,

but is being kept alive on a respirator,

aga teda hoitakse hingamisaparaadi abil elus,

so that their organs will be oxygenated for transplantation.

nii et tema organid saavad hapniku

ja kõlbavad siirdamiseks.

Now in one of these brain-dead people,

Nii et nende ajusurmas inimeste puhul,

if you trigger the right spot,

kui sa stimuleerid õiget kohta,

you will see something every now and then.

siis võib vahetevahel midagi näha.

There is a reflex called the Lazarus reflex.

On olemas refleks nimega Laatsaruse refleks.

And this is -- I'll demonstrate as best I can, not being dead.

Ja see on -- ma demonstreerin nii hästi kui ma saan, kuigi ma pole surnud.

It's like this. You trigger the spot.

See käib nii. Sa stimuleerid seda punkti.

The dead guy, or gal, goes... like that.

Surnud kutt, või plika, teeb... sedasi.

Very unsettling for people working in pathology labs.

Patoloogialaborites töötavate inimeste jaoks on see väga häiriv.

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Now, if you can trigger the Lazarus reflex in a dead person,

Kui Laatsaruse refleksi on võimalik surnud inimeses tekitada,

why not the orgasm reflex?

siis miks mitte orgasmirefleksi?

I asked this question to a brain death expert,

Ma esitasin selle küsimuse ühele ajusurmade asjatundjale,

Stephanie Mann, who was foolish enough to return my emails.

Stephanie Mannile, kes oli piisavalt rumal, et mu e-mailidele vastata.

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I said, "So, could you conceivably trigger an orgasm in a dead person?"

Ütlesin ma, "Kas teoreetiliselt on võimalik

surnud inimesel orgasmi vallandada?"

She said, "Yes, if the sacral nerve is being oxygenated,

Ta ütles, "Jah, kui sakraalnärv hapnikku saab.

Teoreetiliselt on see võimalik."

you conceivably could."

Obviously it wouldn't be as much fun for the person.

Loomulikult poleks see sellele inimesele sama lõbus.

But it would be an orgasm --

Aga see oleks orgasm --

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nonetheless.

siiski.

There is a researcher at the University of Alabama

Tegelikult ma isegi soovitasin -- Alabama Ülikoolis on üks teadlane,

kes uurib orgasme.

who does orgasm research.

I said to her, "You should do an experiment.

Ma ütlesin talle, "Sa võiksid ühe eksperimendi teha.

You know? You can get cadavers if you work at a university."

Eks? Kui sa ülikoolis töötad, siis sul on võimalik laipu saada."

I said, "You should actually do this."

Ma ütlesin, "Sa peaksid tegelikult ka seda proovima."

She said, "You get the human subjects review board approval for this one."

Ta vastas, "Sina hangi siis inimkatsealuste komisjonilt sellele jaoks heakskiit."

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According to 1930s marriage manual author,

Ühe 1930ndate abielukäsiraamatu autori

Theodoor van De Velde,

Theodore Van de Velde sõnul

a slight seminal odor can be detected on the breath of a woman

on naise hingeõhus tunda kerget seemnevedeliku lõhna

within about an hour after sexual intercourse.

umbes tunni aja jooksul pärast seksuaalvahekorda.

Theodoor van De Velde was something of a semen connoisseur.

Theodore Van de Velde oli omamoodi spermaekspert.

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This is a guy writing a book, "Ideal Marriage," you know.

See on mees, kes kirjutas raamatu "Ideaalne Abielu", kas teate.

Väga tugev heteromees.

Very heavy hetero guy.

But he wrote in this book, "Ideal Marriage" --

Aga ta kirjutas selles raamatus, "Ideaalne Abielu",

he said that he could differentiate between the semen of a young man,

et ta suutvat eristada noore mehe spermat,

which he said had a fresh, exhilarating smell,

millel on tema sõnul värske, meeltülendav lõhn,

and the semen of mature men, whose semen smelled, quote,

ja vana mehe spermat,

kelle sperma lõhnab, tsiteerin,

"Remarkably like that of the flowers of the Spanish chestnut.

"märkimisväärselt nagu Hispaania kastani õied.

Sometimes quite freshly floral,

Mõnikord värskelt lilleliselt,

and then again sometimes extremely pungent."

aga samas mõnikord jällegi äärmiselt pikantselt."

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Okay. In 1999, in the state of Israel, a man began hiccupping.

Hea küll. Aastal 1999, Iisraelis,

hakkas üks mees luksuma.

And this was one of those cases that went on and on.

See oli üks neist juhutumitest, kus luksumine kestis ja kestis.

He tried everything his friends suggested.

Ta proovis kõike, mida ta sõbrad soovitasid.

Nothing seemed to help.

Miski ei paistnud aitavat.

Days went by.

Päevad möödusid. Mingil hetkel see mees,

At a certain point, the man, still hiccupping, had sex with his wife.

ikka luksudes, seksis oma naisega.

And lo and behold, the hiccups went away.

Ning vaata ja imesta, luksumine jäi järele.

He told his doctor, who published a case report

Ta rääkis sellest oma arstile, kes avaldas tema juhtumist raporti

in a Canadian medical journal under the title,

ühes Kanada arstiteadusajakirjas, pealkirjaga

"Sexual Intercourse as a Potential Treatment for Intractable Hiccups."

"Seksuaalvahekord potentsiaalse ravina

kontrollimatu luksumise vastu".

I love this article because at a certain point they suggested

Mulle meeldib see artikkel, sest ühes kohas nad soovitasid,

that unattached hiccuppers could try masturbation.

et paariliseta luksujad võiksid proovida masturbeerimist.

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I love that because there is like a whole demographic: unattached hiccuppers.

Mulle meeldib, et see oleks nagu omaette demograafiline kategooria. Paariliseta luksujad.

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Married, single, unattached hiccupper.

Abielus. Vallaline. Paariliseta luksuja.

In the 1900s, early 1900s,

1900ndate aastate alguses

a lot of gynecologists believed that when a woman has an orgasm,

uskusid günekoloogid, paljud günekoloogid,

et kui naine saab orgasmi,

the contractions serve to suck the semen up through the cervix

siis kokkutõmbed on selleks, et imeda spermat ülespoole läbi emakakaela

and sort of deliver it really quickly to the egg,

ja toimetada see kuidagi hästi ruttu munarakuni,

thereby upping the odds of conception.

tõstes seega viljastumise tõenäosust.

It was called the "upsuck" theory.

Selle nimi oli "ülesimu" teooria.

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Kui minna ajas tagasi Hippokrateseni,

If you go all the way back to Hippocrates,

physicians believed that orgasm in women

siis arstid uskusid, et naiste orgasm ei olnud viljastumisel

was not just helpful for conception, but necessary.

mitte ainult abiks, vaid lausa vajalik.

Doctors back then were routinely telling men

Arstid rääkisid siis meestele pidevalt,

the importance of pleasuring their wives.

kui tähtis on oma naist rahuldada.

Marriage-manual author and semen-sniffer Theodoor van De Velde --

Abielukäsiraamatu autor ja spermanuusutaja

Theodore Van de Velde --

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has a line in his book.

raamatus on üks lause.

I loved this guy.

Ma jumaldan seda tüüpi. Mul on Theodore Van de Veldest nii palju rääkida.

I got a lot of mileage out of Theodoor van De Velde.

He had this line in his book

Tal oli enda raamatus üks lause,

that supposedly comes from the Habsburg Monarchy,

mis väidetavalt pärineb Habsburgi monarhiast,

where there was an empress Maria Theresa,

kus oli keisrinna Maria Theresa,

who was having trouble conceiving.

kellel oli raskusi viljastumisega.

And apparently the royal court physician said to her,

Ja nähtavasti kuninglik õuearst ütles talle,

"I am of the opinion that the vulva of your most sacred majesty

"Ma olen arvamusel,

et teie püha kõrgeaususe häbet

be titillated for some time prior to intercourse."

tuleks mõnda aega enne vahekorda kõditada."

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It's apparently, I don't know, on the record somewhere.

Nähtavasti on see, ma ei tea, kuskil ametlikult kirjas.

Masters and Johnson:

Masters ja Johnson: nüüd liigume me edasi 1950ndatesse.

now we're moving forward to the 1950s.

Masters and Johnson were upsuck skeptics,

Masters ja Johnstons olid ülesimu teooria skeptikud.

which is also really fun to say.

Mida on väga lõbus öelda.

They didn't buy it.

Nad ei uskunud seda.

And they decided, being Masters and Johnson,

Ja nad otsustasid, olles Masters ja Johnson,

that they would get to the bottom of it.

et nad selgitavad selle lõplikult välja.

They brought women into the lab -- I think it was five women --

Nad tõid naised laborisse. Vist oli viis naist.

and outfitted them with cervical caps containing artificial semen.

Ja paigaldasid nende emakakaelale kausikesed

kunstliku spermaga.

And in the artificial semen was a radio-opaque substance,

Ja selles kunstlikus spermas

oli raadiokiirgust peegeldev aine,

such that it would show up on an X-ray.

nii et seda oli röntgeniga näha.

This is the 1950s.

Need olid 1950ndat aastad.

Anyway, these women sat in front of an X-ray device.

Igatahes need naised istusid röntgeniaparaadi ees.

And they masturbated.

Ning masturbeerisid.

And Masters and Johnson looked to see if the semen was being sucked up.

Ja Masters ja Johnson vaatasid, kas spermat imeti ülespoole.

Did not find any evidence of upsuck.

Nad ei leidnud ülesimu kohta mingeid tõendeid.

You may be wondering, "How do you make artificial semen?"

Võibolla te jäite mõtlema, "Kuidas sa kunstliku spermat valmistad?"

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I have an answer for you. I have two answers.

Mul on teile vastus olemas. Kaks vastust.

You can use flour and water, or cornstarch and water.

Võib kasutada jahu ja vett, või maisitärklist ja vett.

I actually found three separate recipes in the literature.

Õigupoolest leidsin ma kirjandusest kolm erinevat retsepti.

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My favorite being the one that says --

Minu lemmik on see, mis ütleb --

you know, they have the ingredients listed,

noh, neil on koostisainete nimekiri,

and then in a recipe it will say, for example,

ja siis retseptis on kirjas, näiteks

"Yield: two dozen cupcakes."

"Lõppkogus: kaks tosinat muffinit".

This one said, "Yield: one ejaculate."

Selles retseptis oli kirjas: "Lõppkogus: üks purse".

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There's another way that orgasm might boost fertility.

On veel üks viis, kuidas orgasm võib viljakust suurendada.

This one involves men.

Sellel on pistmist meestega.

Sperm that sit around in the body for a week or more

Spermatosoidides, mis on kehas nädal aega või kauem seisnud,

start to develop abnormalities

hakkavad kujunema kahjustused,

that make them less effective at head-banging their way into the egg.

mis vähendavad nende võimet

munarakku tungida.

British sexologist Roy Levin has speculated

Briti seksoloog Roy Levin

on spekuleerinud, et võibolla see ongi põhjus,

that this is perhaps why men

miks mehed on arenenud nii entusiastlikeks ja sagedasteks masturbeerijateks.

evolved to be such enthusiastic and frequent masturbators.

He said, "If I keep tossing myself off I get fresh sperm being made."

Ta ütles, "Kui ma endal pidevalt pihku löön,

siis toodetakse mul värsket spermat."

Which I thought was an interesting idea, theory.

Mis minu arvates oli huvitav idee, teooria.

So now you have an evolutionary excuse.

Nii et nüüd on teil evolutsioonipõhine ettekääne.

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Okay.

Okei.

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All righty. There is considerable evidence for upsuck in the animal kingdom --

Hea küll. Loomariigis on ülesimu kohta arvestatavalt palju tõendeid.

pigs, for instance.

Näiteks sead.

In Denmark, the Danish National Committee for Pig Production

Taani Rahvuslik Sigade Tootmise Komitee,

found out that if you sexually stimulate a sow

avastas, et kui sa

emist kunstliku viljastamise ajal seksuaalselt stimuleerid,

while you artificially inseminate her,

siis on tulemuseks kuus protsenti kõrgem poegimise hulk,

you will see a six-percent increase in the farrowing rate,

mis on toodetud põrsaste arv.

which is the number of piglets produced.

So they came up with this five-point stimulation plan for the sows.

Nii et nad mõtlesid välja selle plaani. Viie punkti stimuleerimisplaani

emistele.

There is posters they put in the barn, and they have a DVD.

Ja nad panid talumehed -- lauta pandi postrid

ja neil on DVD.

And I got a copy of this DVD.

Ja ma sain sellest DVD-st ühe koopia.

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This is my unveiling, because I am going to show you a clip.

Eemaldame katte. Sest ma näitan teile üht videoklippi.

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So, okay.

Nii et, eh, hea küll.

Now, here we go, la la la, off to work.

Nii et nüüd me läheme -- la la la, tööle.

It all looks very innocent.

Kõik näib väga süütu.

He's going to be doing things with his hands

Ta teeb kõike seda oma kätega,

that the boar would use his snout, lacking hands. Okay.

mida kult kärsaga teeks, kuna tal käsi pole. Okei.

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This is it.

Nii see käibki. Kuldil on väga veider paaritumisrituaal.

The boar has a very odd courtship repertoire.

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This is to mimic the weight of the boar.

See on selleks, et imiteerida kuldi keharaskust.

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You should know, the clitoris of the pig is inside the vagina.

Et te teaksite, sea kliitor on tupes sees.

So this may be sort of titillating for her.

Nii et see võib talle olla kuidagi erutav. No näe.

Here we go.

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And the happy result.

Ja õnnelik tulemus.

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I love this video.

Ma armastan seda videot.

There is a point in this video, towards the beginning,

Selles videos on üks koht, alguse poole,

where they zoom in for a close up of his hand with his wedding ring,

kus nad näitavad lähedalt selle mehe kätt, millel on abielusõrmus,

juskui kinnitades: "Kõik on hästi, see on ainult tema töö. Talle tõesti meeldivad naised."

as if to say, "It's okay, it's just his job.

He really does like women."

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Okay. When I was in Denmark, my host was named Anne Marie.

Okei. Ma ütlesin -- kui ma olin Taanis, siis mu võõrustaja nimi oli Anne Marie.

Ja ma ütlesin, "Miks te lihtsalt sea kliitorit ei stimuleeri?

And I said, "So why don't you just stimulate the clitoris of the pig?

Why don't you have the farmers do that?

Miks te talumehi seda tegema ei pane?

That's not one of your five steps."

See pole üks teie viiest punktist."

I have to read you what she said, because I love it.

Ja ta ütles -- ma pean teile ette lugema, mida ta ütles, sest ma armastan seda.

Ta ütles, "Oli tükk tegemist,

She said, "It was a big hurdle

just to get farmers to touch underneath the vulva.

et talumehed vulva piirkondagi puudutama saada.

So we thought, let's not mention the clitoris right now."

Nii et me mõtlesime, ärme kliitorit praegu maini."

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Shy but ambitious pig farmers, however, can purchase a -- this is true --

Häbelikud aga ambitsioonikad seafarmerid võivad aga osta -- see on tõsi --

a sow vibrator,

emisevibraatori,

that hangs on the sperm feeder tube to vibrate.

mis ripub spermasüstla küljes ja vibreerib.

Because, as I mentioned, the clitoris is inside the vagina.

Sest, nagu ma mainisin,

kliitor on tupe sees.

So possibly, you know, a little more arousing than it looks.

Nii et võibolla on see erutavam kui paistab.

And I also said to her,

Ja samuti ütlesin ma talle,

"Now, these sows. I mean, you may have noticed there.

"Need emised. Ma mõtlen, te vist panete tähele,

The sow doesn't look to be in the throes of ecstasy."

emis ei paista just ekstaasist vappuvat."

And she said, you can't make that conclusion,

Ja tema ütles, "Seda järeldust ei saa teha."

because animals don't register pain or pleasure

Sest loomadel ei väljendu

valu ning nauding nende nägudel samamoodi nagu meil.

on their faces in the same way that we do.

Nad kalduvad -- sead, näiteks, on rohkem nagu koerad.

Pigs, for example, are more like dogs.

They use the upper half of the face; the ears are very expressive.

Nad kasutavad oma näo ülemist poolt. Nende kõrvad on väga väljendusrikkad.

So you're not really sure what's going on with the pig.

Nii et raske on öelda, mida sea peas toimub.

Primates, on the other hand, we use our mouths more.

Teisest küljest meie, primaadid, kasutame rohkem oma suud.

This is the ejaculation face of the stump-tailed macaque.

See on köntsabalise makaagi seemnepurske-nägu.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

And, interestingly, this has been observed in female macaques,

Ja huvitaval kombel, seda on täheldatud ka emastel makaakidel.

but only when mounting another female.

Aga ainult siis, kui nad teisele emasele selga ronivad.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

Masters and Johnson.

Masters ja Johnson, 1950ndatel aastatel, otsustasid,

In the 1950s, they decided, okay, we're going to figure out

okei, me selgitame välja kogu inimese seksuaalreaktsiooni ahela.

the entire human sexual response cycle,

from arousal, all the way through orgasm, in men and women --

Erutusest kuni orgasmini välja, meestes ja naistes.

everything that happens in the human body.

Kõik, mis inimkehas toimub.

Okay, with women, a lot of this is happening inside.

Hea küll, naiste puhul toimub suur osa sellest seespool.

This did not stop Masters and Johnson.

See Mastersit ja Johnsonit ei peatanud.

They developed an artificial coition machine.

Nad töötasid välja kunstliku koitusemasina.

This is basically a penis camera on a motor.

Laias laastus on see kaameraga peenis mootori küljes.

There is a phallus,

On fallos,

clear acrylic phallus, with a camera and a light source,

läbipaistev akrüülist fallos, kaamera ja valgusalikkaga,

attached to a motor that is kind of going like this.

kinnitatud mootori külge, mis liigub umbes nii.

And the woman would have sex with it.

Ja naine seksib sellega.

That is what they would do. Pretty amazing.

Seda nad tegidki. Üsna hämmastav.

Sadly, this device has been dismantled.

Kahjuks on see seadeldis tükkideks võetud.

This just kills me, not because I wanted to use it --

See ajab mind närvi. Mitte sellepärast, et ma tahaksin seda kasutada.

I wanted to see it.

Ma tahtsin seda ainult näha.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

One fine day,

Ühel heal päeval

Alfred Kinsey decided to calculate

otsustas Alfred Kinsey

arvutada välja keskmine distantsi, mille läbib välja pursatud sperma.

the average distance traveled by ejaculated semen.

This was not idle curiosity.

See polnud mitte paljas uudishimu.

Doctor Kinsey had heard --

Doctor Kinsey oli kuulnud --

and there was a theory going around at the time, this being the 1940s --

ja sellel ajal, ehk 1940ndatel, liikus ringi teooria,

that the force with which semen is thrown against the cervix

et jõud, millega

sperma vastu emakakaela tõugatakse,

was a factor in fertility.

mängib viljakuses rolli.

Kinsey thought it was bunk, so he got to work.

Kinsey arvas, et see oli müüt. Nii et ta asus tööle.

He got together in his lab

Ta ajas oma laborisse kokku

300 men, a measuring tape, and a movie camera.

300 meest, mõõdulindi, ja filmikaamera.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

And in fact, he found that in three quarters of the men

Ja õigupoolest ta avastas,

et kolmel neljandikul meestest

the stuff just kind of slopped out.

see värk lihtsalt kuidagi lödises välja.

It wasn't spurted or thrown or ejected under great force.

Seda ei pursatud ega visatud ega paisatud suure jõuga.

However, the record holder

Aga rekordiomanik

landed just shy of the eight-foot mark, which is impressive.

maandus 240 cm märgi lähistel. Mis on muljetavaldav.

(Naer)

(Laughter)

(Applause)

(Aplaus)

Yes. Exactly.

Just. Täpselt.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

Sadly, he's anonymous. His name is not mentioned.

Kahjuks on ta anonüümne. Tema nime ei mainita.

(Laughter)

Oma kirjutises,

In his write-up of this experiment in his book,

selle eksperimendi kokkuvõttes oma raamatus,

Kinsey wrote,

kirjutas Kinsey,

"Two sheets were laid down to protect the oriental carpets."

"Kaks lina asetati maha, et kaitsta idamaiseid vaipu."

(Laughter)

(Naer)

Which is my second favorite line in the entire oeuvre of Alfred Kinsey.

Mis on minu teine lemmikrida

terves Alfred Kinsey meistriteoses.

My favorite being, "Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats

Mu kõige suurem lemmik on, "Paarituva rotipaari ette puistatud juustupuru

will distract the female, but not the male."

juhib kõrvale emaroti, kuid mitte isaroti tähelepanu."

(Laughter)

(Naer)

Thank you very much.

Tänan väga.

(Applause)

(Aplaus)

Thanks!

Aitäh!