Mary Roach: 10 things you didn't know about orgasm | TED

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Alright.

No, dobro. Pokazat ću vam nekoliko fotografija

I'm going to show you a couple of images

from a very diverting paper in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.

iz vrlo zabavnog članka

iz časopisa o ultrazvuku u medicini.

I'm going to go way out on a limb and say that it is the most diverting paper

Izložit ću se riziku i reći da je to najzabavniji članak

ikad objavljen u tom časopisu.

ever published in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.

The title is "Observations of In-Utero Masturbation."

Naslov mu je „Promatranje masturbacije u maternici.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Okay. Now on the left you can see the hand -- that's the big arrow --

Slijeva možete vidjeti ruku. To je velika strelica.

and the penis on the right. The hand hovering.

A desno je penis. Ruka lebdi.

And over here we have,

A ovdje imamo,

in the words of radiologist Israel Meisner,

prema riječima radiologa Israela Meisnera,

"The hand grasping the penis in a fashion resembling masturbation movements."

„Ruku koja dohvaća penis na način koji podsjeća na masturbaciju.“

Bear in mind this was an ultrasound,

Vodite računa da je to bio ultrazvučni snimak.

so it would have been moving images.

Dakle, promatrali su pokretnu sliku.

Orgasm is a reflex of the autonomic nervous system.

Orgazam je refleks autonomnog živčanog sustava.

Now, this is the part of the nervous system

To je dio živčanog sustava

that deals with the things that we don't consciously control,

koji se bavi stvarima kojima ne upravljamo svjesno.

like digestion, heart rate and sexual arousal.

Kao što su probava, brzina kucanja srca ili seksualno uzbuđenje.

And the orgasm reflex can be triggered by a surprisingly broad range of input.

A orgazam može pokrenuti

začuđujuće širok raspon podražaja.

Genital stimulation. Duh.

Podraživanje genitalija. Da, i ?

But also, Kinsey interviewed a woman

No, Kinsey je intervjuirao ženu

who could be brought to orgasm by having someone stroke her eyebrow.

koju se moglo dovesti do orgazma

gladeći joj obrvu.

People with spinal cord injuries,

Ljudi s povrijeđenom leđnom moždinom

like paraplegias, quadriplegias,

poput paraplegičara ili kvadriplegičara,

will often develop a very, very sensitive area

često razviju vrlo vrlo osjetljivo područje

right above the level of their injury,

odmah iznad mjesta povrede.

wherever that is.

Ma gdje to bilo.

There is such a thing as a knee orgasm in the literature.

U literaturi je poznat i orgazam koljena.

I think the most curious one that I came across

Mislim da mi je najneobičniji slučaj na koji sam naišla

was a case report of a woman

bio izvještaj o ženi

who had an orgasm every time she brushed her teeth.

koja je doživljavala orgazam svaki put kad je prala zube.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Something in the complex sensory-motor action of brushing her teeth

Nešto u složenoj osjetno-motoričkoj

aktivnosti pri pranju zuba

was triggering orgasm.

je poticalo orgazam.

And she went to a neurologist, who was fascinated.

Otišla je neurologu koji je bio zapanjen.

He checked to see if it was something in the toothpaste,

Provjerio je da nije nešto u zubnoj pasti.

but no -- it happened with any brand.

Ali ne, dešavalo se sa svakom vrstom.

They stimulated her gums with a toothpick, to see if that was doing it.

Podražavali su njene desni čačkalicom,

da vide mogu li postići isti efekt.

No. It was the whole, you know, motion.

Ali ne. Trebao je cijeli pokret.

And the amazing thing to me

Čudesno mi je kad pomislim

is that you would think this woman would have excellent oral hygiene.

da je ta žena morala imati

savršenu higijenu usne šupljine.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Sadly -- this is what it said in the journal paper --

Nažalost, ona je – tako piše u članku –

„vjerovala da je opsjednuta demonima“,

"She believed that she was possessed by demons

and switched to mouthwash for her oral care."

pa je zamijenila zubnu pastu vodicom za ispiranje.

It's so sad.

To je tužno.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

When I was working on the book,

Intervjuirala sam, dok sam pripremala knjigu,

I interviewed a woman who can think herself to orgasm.

ženu koja se do orgazma mogla dovesti samo razmišljanjem.

She was part of a study at Rutgers University.

Sudjelovala je u istraživanju na Sveučilištu Rutgers.

You've got to love that. Rutgers.

To morate voljeti. Rutgers

So I interviewed her in Oakland, in a sushi restaurant.

Dakle, razgovarale smo u Oaklandu

u japanskom restoranu.

And I said, "So, could you do it right here?"

Pitala sam ju: „Dakle, možete to napraviti sad odmah ovdje?“

And she said,

Odgovorila je: “Aha, ali radije bih prvo pojela, ako nemate ništa protiv.“

"Yeah, but you know I'd rather finish my meal if you don't mind."

(smijeh)

(Laughter)

But afterwards, she was kind enough to demonstrate on a bench outside.

No, poslije je bila ljubazna i demonstrirala mi

vani na klupi.

It was remarkable. It took about one minute.

Bilo je nevjerojatno. Trebalo joj je oko jedne minute.

And I said to her,

Pitala sam ju:

"Are you just doing this all the time?"

„Radite li to stalno?“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

She said, "No. Honestly, when I get home, I'm usually too tired."

„Ne“, odgovorila je. „Iskreno, kad dođem kući obično sam preumorna.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

She said that the last time she had done it

Rekla mi je da je to posljednji put učinila

was on the Disneyland tram.

u vlakiću u Diznilendu.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

The headquarters for orgasm, along the spinal nerve,

Centar za orgazam je u korijenu zdjeličnog živca

is something called the sacral nerve root,

pri leđnoj moždini. To je ovdje otraga.

which is back here.

And if you trigger, if you stimulate with an electrode,

Ako elektrodom podražimo pravu točku,

the precise spot, you will trigger an orgasm.

dogodit će se orgazam.

And it is a fact that you can trigger spinal reflexes in dead people --

A poznata je činjenica da se mogu potaknuti

refleksne radnje kod mrtvih ljudi.

a certain kind of dead person, a beating-heart cadaver.

Posebna vrsta mrtvih ljudi: kojima srce još uvijek radi.

Now this is somebody who is brain-dead,

Njihov je mozak mrtav,

legally dead, definitely checked out,

pravno su mrtvi,

but is being kept alive on a respirator,

ali ih održavaju na respiratoru

so that their organs will be oxygenated for transplantation.

tako da organi žive

kako bi mogli biti presađeni.

Now in one of these brain-dead people,

Kad se takvom čovjeku

if you trigger the right spot,

podraži prava točka,

you will see something every now and then.

ponekad se dogodi jedan pokret.

There is a reflex called the Lazarus reflex.

Taj refleks zovu Lazarov refleks.

And this is -- I'll demonstrate as best I can, not being dead.

Probat ću ga pokazati najbolje što mogu, s obzirom da nisam mrtva.

It's like this. You trigger the spot.

To izgleda ovako. Podražite točku.

The dead guy, or gal, goes... like that.

A mrtvac učini … ovako.

Very unsettling for people working in pathology labs.

Prilično uznemirujuće za ljude koji rade na patologiji.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Now, if you can trigger the Lazarus reflex in a dead person,

No, ako možemo potaknuti Lazarov refleks kod mrtvaca,

why not the orgasm reflex?

zašto ne bismo mogli orgazam?

I asked this question to a brain death expert,

Pitala sam to pitanje stručnjakinju za smrt mozga,

Stephanie Mann, who was foolish enough to return my emails.

Stephanie Mann, koja je bila dovoljno neoprezna da odgovori na moj e-mail.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

I said, "So, could you conceivably trigger an orgasm in a dead person?"

Pitala sam ju: „Može li se

potaknuti orgazam kod mrtve osobe?“

She said, "Yes, if the sacral nerve is being oxygenated,

Odgovorila je: „Da, ako je sakralni živac hranjen kisikom.

Moglo bi se“

you conceivably could."

Obviously it wouldn't be as much fun for the person.

Očito ne bi bilo previše zabavno mrtvoj osobi.

But it would be an orgasm --

Ali svejedno bi to bio

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

nonetheless.

orgazam.

There is a researcher at the University of Alabama

Zapravo sam predložila – postoji istraživačica na Sveučilištu Alabama

koja se bavi istraživanjem orgazma.

who does orgasm research.

I said to her, "You should do an experiment.

Rekla sam joj: „Trebala bi napraviti eksperiment.

You know? You can get cadavers if you work at a university."

Znaš? Možeš nabaviti leš kad radiš na sveučilištu.

I said, "You should actually do this."

Stvarno bi trebala to napraviti.“

She said, "You get the human subjects review board approval for this one."

Odgovorila mi je: „Onda ti dobij odobrenje povjerenstva za eksperimente na ljudima.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

According to 1930s marriage manual author,

U svom priručniku za brak, 1930. godine

Theodoor van De Velde,

Theodoor Van de Velde je napisao da se

a slight seminal odor can be detected on the breath of a woman

lagani miris sperme može primijetiti u dahu žene

within about an hour after sexual intercourse.

oko jedan sat nakon seksualnog odnosa.

Theodoor van De Velde was something of a semen connoisseur.

On je bio svojevrstan znalac za spermu.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

This is a guy writing a book, "Ideal Marriage," you know.

On je napisao knjigu „Idealni brak“, znate.

Vrlo heteroseksualni tip.

Very heavy hetero guy.

But he wrote in this book, "Ideal Marriage" --

Ali je u knjizi napisao

he said that he could differentiate between the semen of a young man,

da može razlikovati spermu mladića,

which he said had a fresh, exhilarating smell,

za koju kaže da ima svjež, živahan miris

and the semen of mature men, whose semen smelled, quote,

i spermu zrelog muškarca

koja miriše, citiram:

"Remarkably like that of the flowers of the Spanish chestnut.

„Iznenađujuće slično cvijetu španjolskog kestena.

Sometimes quite freshly floral,

Ponekad svježe, cvjetno,

and then again sometimes extremely pungent."

a opet ponekad vrlo jetko.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Okay. In 1999, in the state of Israel, a man began hiccupping.

1999. u Izraelu je

jedan čovjek počeo štucati.

And this was one of those cases that went on and on.

I to je bio jedan od onih slučajeva koji nije prestajao.

He tried everything his friends suggested.

Pokušao je sve što su mu prijatelji predložili.

Nothing seemed to help.

I ništa nije pomoglo.

Days went by.

Dani su prolazili. U jednom je trenutku,

At a certain point, the man, still hiccupping, had sex with his wife.

i dalje štucajući, imao seks sa svojom ženom.

And lo and behold, the hiccups went away.

I na opće čuđenje, štucanje je prestalo.

He told his doctor, who published a case report

Rekao je to svom liječniku, koji je to objavio

in a Canadian medical journal under the title,

u kanadskom medicinskom časopisu s naslovom

"Sexual Intercourse as a Potential Treatment for Intractable Hiccups."

„Seksualni odnos kao mogući lijek

za nezaustavljivo štucanje.“

I love this article because at a certain point they suggested

Drag mi je taj članak jer na jednom mjestu predlažu

that unattached hiccuppers could try masturbation.

da štucači koji nisu u vezi mogu probati masturbiranje kao rješenje.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

I love that because there is like a whole demographic: unattached hiccuppers.

Postoji cijela demografska podskupina. Štucači koji nisu u vezi.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Married, single, unattached hiccupper.

Oženjeni. Samci. Slobodni štucač.

In the 1900s, early 1900s,

Ranih 1900tih,

a lot of gynecologists believed that when a woman has an orgasm,

ginekolozi, mnogi ginekolozi, su smatrali

da orgazam ženi služi

the contractions serve to suck the semen up through the cervix

da kontrakcijama usisava spermu kroz grlić maternice

and sort of deliver it really quickly to the egg,

i na neki je način brzo isporuči jajašcu.

thereby upping the odds of conception.

I na taj način povećava šansu oplodnje.

It was called the "upsuck" theory.

Zvali su to „teorijom usisa“.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Još od Hipokrata

If you go all the way back to Hippocrates,

physicians believed that orgasm in women

liječnici su smatrali da je orgazam žene

was not just helpful for conception, but necessary.

ne samo koristan, već i nužan za oplodnju.

Doctors back then were routinely telling men

Liječnici su tada rutinski poučavali muškarce

the importance of pleasuring their wives.

o važnosti da zadovolje ženu.

Marriage-manual author and semen-sniffer Theodoor van De Velde --

Autor bračnog priručnika i njuškać sperme

Theodoor Van de Velde

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

has a line in his book.

piše o tome u svojoj knjizi.

I loved this guy.

Obožavam tog tipa. Imam puno materijala od njega.

I got a lot of mileage out of Theodoor van De Velde.

He had this line in his book

U svojoj knjizi piše,

that supposedly comes from the Habsburg Monarchy,

navodno to dolazi iz Habsburške monarhije.

where there was an empress Maria Theresa,

Marija Terezija je navodno imala probleme

who was having trouble conceiving.

začeti dijete.

And apparently the royal court physician said to her,

Navodno joj je kraljevski liječnik rekao:

"I am of the opinion that the vulva of your most sacred majesty

„Smatram da prije snošaja

treba rukom stimulirati

be titillated for some time prior to intercourse."

vulvu vašeg Kraljevskog visočanstva.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

It's apparently, I don't know, on the record somewhere.

Navodno je to, ja to ne znam, negdje zapisano.

Masters and Johnson:

Masters i Johnson: sad se selimo u 1950te.

now we're moving forward to the 1950s.

Masters and Johnson were upsuck skeptics,

Masters i Johnson su bili skeptični prema “teoriji usisa”.

which is also really fun to say.

Zabavno je o tome pričati.

They didn't buy it.

Oni u to nisu vjerovali.

And they decided, being Masters and Johnson,

I odlučili su, kavi su već bili,

that they would get to the bottom of it.

da to istraže do kraja.

They brought women into the lab -- I think it was five women --

Doveli su žene u laboratorij. Mislim da su odabrali pet žena.

and outfitted them with cervical caps containing artificial semen.

Postavili su im kapice na grlić maternice

u kojima je bila umjetna sperma.

And in the artificial semen was a radio-opaque substance,

U umjetnoj spermi je bila tvar

koja je neprozirna za rendgenske zrake,

such that it would show up on an X-ray.

pa se lako uočava na rendgenskoj snimci.

This is the 1950s.

To se dešava u 50tima.

Anyway, these women sat in front of an X-ray device.

Dakle, žene su sjedile pred rendgenskim aparatom.

And they masturbated.

I masturbirale.

And Masters and Johnson looked to see if the semen was being sucked up.

A Masters i Johnson su promatrali da vide hoće li sperma biti usisana.

Did not find any evidence of upsuck.

Nisu našli dokaza za teoriju usisa.

You may be wondering, "How do you make artificial semen?"

Možda se pitate: „Kako se radi umjetna sperma?“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

I have an answer for you. I have two answers.

Imam odgovor za vas. Imam dva odgovora.

You can use flour and water, or cornstarch and water.

Možete koristiti brašno i vodu ili škrob i vodu.

I actually found three separate recipes in the literature.

Zapravo sam u literaturi našla tri različita recepta.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

My favorite being the one that says --

Moj omiljeni je onaj koji kaže –

you know, they have the ingredients listed,

znate, imaju popis sastojaka,

and then in a recipe it will say, for example,

a onda u receptu piše, na primjer,

"Yield: two dozen cupcakes."

„Za 20 kolačića.“

This one said, "Yield: one ejaculate."

U ovom receptu piše: „Za jedan ejakulat.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

There's another way that orgasm might boost fertility.

Postoji drugi način na koji orgazam može poboljšati plodnost.

This one involves men.

Ovaj uključuje muškarce.

Sperm that sit around in the body for a week or more

Sperma koja stoji u tijelu tjedan dana i više,

start to develop abnormalities

počinje se deformirati

that make them less effective at head-banging their way into the egg.

zbog čega su manje uspješni

u jurišu prema jajašcu.

British sexologist Roy Levin has speculated

Britanski seksolog Roy Levin

spekulira da je to možda uzrokom zašto su muškarci

that this is perhaps why men

tako entuzijastični i česti masturbatori.

evolved to be such enthusiastic and frequent masturbators.

He said, "If I keep tossing myself off I get fresh sperm being made."

Kaže: „Ako se ispraznim,

nova, svježa sperma se proizvede.“

Which I thought was an interesting idea, theory.

To mi se čini kao zanimljiva ideja, teorija.

So now you have an evolutionary excuse.

Dakle, sad imate evolucijsku ispriku.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Okay.

Dobro.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

All righty. There is considerable evidence for upsuck in the animal kingdom --

U redu. Postoji izvjesni dokaz za teoriju usisa u životinjskom carstvu.

pigs, for instance.

Svinje, na primjer.

In Denmark, the Danish National Committee for Pig Production

U Danskoj, Danski nacionalni komitet za proizvodnju svinja

found out that if you sexually stimulate a sow

je otkrio da ako se

krmače seksualno stimuliraju dok ih se umjetno oplođuje,

while you artificially inseminate her,

očekuje se 6% povećanje

you will see a six-percent increase in the farrowing rate,

broja odojaka.

which is the number of piglets produced.

So they came up with this five-point stimulation plan for the sows.

Pa su smislili plan. Plan stimulacije krmača

u pet točaka.

There is posters they put in the barn, and they have a DVD.

I oni su farmerima – postoje posteri koje su stavili u svinjce,

a napravili su i DVD.

And I got a copy of this DVD.

Nabavila sam kopiju tog DVD-a.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

This is my unveiling, because I am going to show you a clip.

I sad ću ga prikazati. Pokazat ću vam isječak iz njega.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

So, okay.

Dakle, uf, OK.

Now, here we go, la la la, off to work.

Evo ga, ide na posao.

It all looks very innocent.

Izgleda vrlo nevino.

He's going to be doing things with his hands

On će rukama raditi ono

that the boar would use his snout, lacking hands. Okay.

što krmak radi njuškom, jer nema ruke.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

This is it.

Krmak ima neobičan način udvaranja.

The boar has a very odd courtship repertoire.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

This is to mimic the weight of the boar.

Ovo imitira težinu krmka.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

You should know, the clitoris of the pig is inside the vagina.

Morate znati da je klitoris kod svinja unutar vagine.

So this may be sort of titillating for her.

Tako da bi joj ovo trebalo biti uzbudljivo. Krećemo.

Here we go.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

And the happy result.

I radosni rezultat.

(Applause)

(pljesak)

I love this video.

Obožavam ovaj video.

There is a point in this video, towards the beginning,

Na jednom mjestu u videu, negdje na početku,

where they zoom in for a close up of his hand with his wedding ring,

približe njegovu ruku na kojoj se vidi vjenčani prsten,

kao da žele reći: „To je u redu. To mu je samo posao. On zapravo voli žene.“

as if to say, "It's okay, it's just his job.

He really does like women."

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Okay. When I was in Denmark, my host was named Anne Marie.

Kad sam bila u Danskoj, moj domaćin je bila Anne Marie.

Pitala sam: „Zašto jednostavno ne stimulirate klitoris svinje?

And I said, "So why don't you just stimulate the clitoris of the pig?

Why don't you have the farmers do that?

Zašto ne kažete seljacima da to rade?

That's not one of your five steps."

To nije ni u jednom od vaših pet koraka.“

I have to read you what she said, because I love it.

Moram vam pročitati što je rekla, jer to obožavam.

Kaže: „Bilo je teško

She said, "It was a big hurdle

just to get farmers to touch underneath the vulva.

nagovoriti seljake da samo dotaknu vulvu.

So we thought, let's not mention the clitoris right now."

Pa smo mislili da je za početak bolje ni ne spominjati klitoris.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Shy but ambitious pig farmers, however, can purchase a -- this is true --

Sramežljivi, ali ambiciozni farmeri, međutim mogu kupiti – to je istina –

a sow vibrator,

vibrator za krmače,

that hangs on the sperm feeder tube to vibrate.

koji se ugradi na cijev za dovod sperme.

Because, as I mentioned, the clitoris is inside the vagina.

Jer, kao što sam već spomenula,

klitoris je unutar vagine.

So possibly, you know, a little more arousing than it looks.

Dakle, možda, malo uzbudljivije nego što to izgleda.

And I also said to her,

Također sam joj rekla:

"Now, these sows. I mean, you may have noticed there.

„Možda ste primijetili da krmače

The sow doesn't look to be in the throes of ecstasy."

baš i ne padaju u neku ekstazu.“

And she said, you can't make that conclusion,

„To ne možete samo tako zaključiti“ odgovorila mi je.

because animals don't register pain or pleasure

„Životinje ne pokazuju ni bol ni užitak

na svojim licima, kao što to mi radimo.

on their faces in the same way that we do.

Svinje, na primjer, su više poput pasa.

Pigs, for example, are more like dogs.

They use the upper half of the face; the ears are very expressive.

Koriste gornju polovinu njuške. Uši su vrlo izražajne.

So you're not really sure what's going on with the pig.

Dakle, ne možete biti sasvim sigurni što se dešava sa svinjom.

Primates, on the other hand, we use our mouths more.

Primati, s druge strane, mi više koristimo usta.

This is the ejaculation face of the stump-tailed macaque.

Ovo je lice makau majmuna prilikom ejakulacije.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

And, interestingly, this has been observed in female macaques,

Zanimljivo je da je to primijećeno kod ženki makaua.

but only when mounting another female.

Ali samo kad jaše na drugoj ženki.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Masters and Johnson.

Masters i Johnson, 1950tih, su odlučili

In the 1950s, they decided, okay, we're going to figure out

u redu, idemo otkriti cijeli ciklus ljudske seksualne reakcije.

the entire human sexual response cycle,

from arousal, all the way through orgasm, in men and women --

Od uzbuđenja, sve do orgazma, kod muškaraca i žena.

everything that happens in the human body.

Sve što se dešava u ljudskom tijelu.

Okay, with women, a lot of this is happening inside.

Dobro, kod žena puno tog se dešava unutar tijela.

This did not stop Masters and Johnson.

Ali to ih nije zaustavilo.

They developed an artificial coition machine.

Razvili su umjetnu mašinu za snošaj.

This is basically a penis camera on a motor.

Zapravo se radi o kameri oblika penisa na motoru.

There is a phallus,

Ima falus,

clear acrylic phallus, with a camera and a light source,

prozirni plastični falus, izvor svjetla,

attached to a motor that is kind of going like this.

priključeno na motor koji se ovako kreće.

And the woman would have sex with it.

I žene su se s njim seksale.

That is what they would do. Pretty amazing.

To su radile. Prilično zapanjujuće.

Sadly, this device has been dismantled.

Na žalost, taj su uređaj rastavili.

This just kills me, not because I wanted to use it --

To me izjeda. Ne zato što bih ga htjela koristiti.

I wanted to see it.

Htjela sam ga vidjeti.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

One fine day,

Jednog lijepog dana je

Alfred Kinsey decided to calculate

Alfred Kinsey odlučio

izračunati prosječnu udaljenost koju prijeđe izbačeni spermij.

the average distance traveled by ejaculated semen.

This was not idle curiosity.

Nije to bila znatiželja iz dosade.

Doctor Kinsey had heard --

Doktor Kinsey je čuo,

and there was a theory going around at the time, this being the 1940s --

a to je bila kao teorija u to doba 1940tih,

that the force with which semen is thrown against the cervix

da je sila kojom se

izbacuje sperma prema maternici

was a factor in fertility.

važan faktor plodnosti.

Kinsey thought it was bunk, so he got to work.

Kinsey je mislio da to nije točno. Pa se primio posla.

He got together in his lab

Doveo je u svoj laboratorij

300 men, a measuring tape, and a movie camera.

300 muškaraca, metar i filmsku kameru.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

And in fact, he found that in three quarters of the men

I utvrdio je

da u tri četvrtine muškaraca

the stuff just kind of slopped out.

stvar zapravo samo iscuri.

It wasn't spurted or thrown or ejected under great force.

Nije ištrcana, izbačena, ili ispaljena velikom silom.

However, the record holder

Iako se rekorderova

landed just shy of the eight-foot mark, which is impressive.

prizemljila na gotovo 2,5 metra. Što je impresivno.

(smijeh)

(Laughter)

(Applause)

(pljesak)

Yes. Exactly.

Da. Točno.

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Sadly, he's anonymous. His name is not mentioned.

Na žalost, on je anoniman. Njegovo se ime ne spominje.

(Laughter)

U svom zapisu

In his write-up of this experiment in his book,

o ovom eksperimentu, u svojoj knjizi,

Kinsey wrote,

Kinsey je napisao:

"Two sheets were laid down to protect the oriental carpets."

„Na pod su stavljene dvije plahte, da zaštite orijentalni tepih.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Which is my second favorite line in the entire oeuvre of Alfred Kinsey.

To je moja druga najdraža rečenica

u cijelom opusu Alfreda Kinseya.

My favorite being, "Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats

Moja najdraža je: „Mrvice sira koje se stave pred štakore u seksualnom odnosu

will distract the female, but not the male."

će odvući pažnju ženke, ali ne i muškarca.“

(Laughter)

(smijeh)

Thank you very much.

Hvala vam.

(Applause)

(pljesak)

Thanks!

Hvala.