Ideas worth dating

譯者: 添翼 徐 審譯者: Donghui Zhang

(Music)

（音樂）

Rainn Wilson: It takes its toll, being alone.

雷恩·威爾森：一個人待著會損失很多

I'm a little bit lost,

我有一點迷失

and it's finally time to make a real connection.

現在終於是時間 去創造一個新的關係了

Who am I?

我是誰？

(Drums)

（鼓聲）

I'm a single white male,

我是一個單身的白人男性

45 years of age.

45 歲

I love animals.

我愛動物

Gainfully employed.

工作有報酬

I'm a people person.

我是一個善交際的人

I keep fit.

我保持健康

Who am I looking for?

我在尋找誰呢？

I'm looking for my idea mate.

我在尋找我理想的伴侶

Are you that idea that matches with who I really am?

你擁有那個與真正的我 相符的想法嗎？

(Video) Ron Finley: How would you feel

（影片）羅恩·芬雷：你會感覺如何

if you had no access to healthy food?

若是你不能吃到健康的食物？

Gardening is the most therapeutic and defiant act you can do.

園藝是你可以做的最癒療 和目中無人的活動

RW: Wow, we sure are getting our fingers dirty for a first date, huh?

雷恩：哇，我們肯定要在第一次見面 就把手指弄得很髒，是吧？

RF: Gardening is the most therapeutic and defiant act you can do.

羅恩：園藝是你可以做的最療癒 和目中無人的活動

People in these areas -- they're exposed to crappy food.

在這些地區的人們── 他們被糟糕的食物所包圍著

I want people to know that growing your own food

我想要讓人們去知道自己種吃的

就像是給自己印鈔

is like printing your own money.

雷恩：你就像一個食物超級英雄！

RW: You're like a food superhero!

羅恩：食物是問題 同時也是解決方案

RF: Food is the problem and food is the solution.

（音樂）

(Music)

Erin McKean: I'm a lexicographer.

伊爾琳·麥基恩： 我是一名詞典編纂者

My job is to put every word possible into the dictionary.

我的職業就是將每個 可能的單詞放入詞典

RW: I love words, too --

雷恩：我也愛詞語──

just as much as any lexi-ta-tographer.

就像任何一個詞典—編患—者

What if you love a word that you've just made up,

如果你喜歡一個你剛編造出來的詞

like -- I don't know -- "scuberfinkles"?

就像──我不知道──“scuberfinkles”？

Beau Lotto: Do you think you see reality?

博·羅托：你認為你看到現實了嗎？

RW: Well, I'm a little nearsighted, but yeah.

雷恩：呃，我有點近視，不過是的

BL: Well, you can't -- I mean,

博：好吧，你不能──我是說

your brain has no access to this world.

你的大腦跟這個世界根本沒有聯繫

In fact, even the sensory information that your eyes are receiving,

事實上，哪怕是你眼睛接受的感覺信息

your ears are receiving,

你的耳朵接收的

is completely meaningless because it could mean anything.

是完全沒有意義的 因為它們可以意味著任何東西

That tree could be a large object far away

那棵樹可以是一個遠遠的巨大物體

or a small object up close,

或是一個臨近的小物體

and your brain has no way of knowing.

但你的大腦沒辦法知道

RW: Once I thought I saw Bigfoot but it was just a German shepherd.

雷恩：有一次我以為我看到了大腳怪 但其實那隻是一只德國牧羊犬

伊莎貝爾·貝恩克·伊斯基耶多： 倭黑猩猩和黑猩猩一樣

Isabel Behncke Izquierdo: Bonobos are, together with chimpanzees,

是你最鄰近的動物親戚

your closest living relatives.

Bonobos have frequent and promiscuous sex

倭黑猩猩有頻繁和淫亂的性生活

to manage conflict and solve social issues.

為了解決衝突和群居問題

RW: I'm just curious:

雷恩：我就是很好奇

Do we have any conflict that needs managing

我們有沒有需要解決的衝突

or social issues to resolve?

和群居問題？

IBI: Remember -- you're on a date with my idea,

伊莎貝爾：記住── 你在和我的想法約會

not me.

而不是我

Jane McGonigal: This is the face of someone who, against all odds,

簡·麥格尼格爾： 這是一張突破重重困難的人臉

is on the verge of an epic win.

接近於華麗制勝之時

RW: An epic win?

雷恩：華麗制勝？

JM: An epic win is an outcome so extraordinarily positive,

簡：華麗制勝就是一個 超出尋常的大好結果

you didn't even know it was possible until you achieved it.

你在達成它前根本不知道這是可能的

You're not making the face.

你沒有在做那張臉

You're making the "I'm not good at life" face.

你在做那張「我生活不盡如意」的臉

RW: Arthur, I want to be really honest with you.

雷恩：亞瑟，我想跟你老實說

I am seeing other ideas. OK?

我在尋找其他的想法，好嗎？

I'm dating around.

我在到處約會

That's the situation.

這是當前的情況

Arthur Benjamin: I'd say this:

亞瑟·班傑明：我想說

Mathematics is not just solving for x,

數學不是一直在解決未知數 X

it's also figuring out why.

它也在想辦法解決「為什麼」

RW: Do you want to get some pie?

雷恩：你想去吃一些派嗎？

AB: Pi?

亞瑟：π？

3.14159265358979 --

3.14159265358979──

Reggie Watts: If we're going to do something,

雷吉·沃茨：如果我們想去做什麼事

we've got to just make a decision.

我們就需要做一個決定

Because without a decision we're left powerless.

因為如果沒有了決定 我們就是沒有力量的

Without power,

沒了力量

we have nothing to supply

我們就沒法供給

the chain of those who are truly curious

那些真正好奇的人的鏈環

to solve all of our current conditions.

去解決我們現在的情景問題

RW: And, "If you choose not to decide,

雷恩：還有，「如果你選擇不做決定，

那麼你還是做了一個選擇」 ──匆促樂團說的。

you still have made a choice" -- Rush.

JM: Yes!

簡：對了！

這就是一張我們需要

This is the face we need to see

在世界上數以百萬的 問題解決者臉上看到的

on millions of problem solvers worldwide,

as we try to tackle the challenges of the next century.

當我們試著想要處理 下一個世紀的新的挑戰

RW: So, are we going Dutch?

雷恩：所以，我們要各付各的嗎？

AB: 3846264338327950

亞瑟：3846264338327950

28841...

28841...

971?

971？

RW: One night, want to go to a movie or something?

雷恩：找個晚上， 想去看個電影或怎麼樣嘛？

RF: Hell, no! Let's go plant some shit!

羅恩：當然不！來一起種些廢物！

RW: Let's plant some shit!

雷恩：一起種些廢物！

Good, now what is this that I'm planting?

好，現在我在種的是什麼？

Bonobos!

倭黑猩猩！

IBI: Bonobos! (Laughs)

伊莎貝爾：倭黑猩猩！（笑聲）

Bonobos.

倭黑猩猩

RWatts: Um, interested much?

雷吉：嗯，感興趣嗎？

RW: I want to have your idea baby.

雷恩：我想要你的想法寶貝

RWatts: Well, you know what they say in Russia.

雷吉：好吧，你知道他們 在俄羅斯怎麼說的嗎？

RW: Hm?

雷恩：嗯？

RWatts: "scuberfinckle."

雷吉：“scuberfinckle”

(Bottles clink)

（乾杯）