Ideas worth dating

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(Music)

(Glazba)

Rainn Wilson: Biti sam može uzeti danak.

Rainn Wilson: It takes its toll, being alone.

I'm a little bit lost,

Malo sam izgubljen,

i treba napokon ostvariti pravu vezu.

and it's finally time to make a real connection.

Who am I?

Tko sam ja?

(Bubnjevi)

(Drums)

I'm a single white male,

Bijelac sam i nisam u vezi,

45 years of age.

45 mi je godina.

Volim životinje.

I love animals.

Gainfully employed.

Imam posao koji je plaćen.

I'm a people person.

Volim se družiti.

I keep fit.

Održavam kondiciju.

Who am I looking for?

Kakvu osobu tražim?

I'm looking for my idea mate.

Tražim idealnu partnericu.

Are you that idea that matches with who I really am?

Jesi li ti ta ideja koja mi odgovara?

(Video) Ron Finley: How would you feel

(Video) Ron Finley: Kako bi se osjećala

if you had no access to healthy food?

da nemaš pristup zdravoj hrani?

Gardening is the most therapeutic and defiant act you can do.

Vrtlarenje ima najblagotvorniji i najprkosniji učinak.

RW: Wow, we sure are getting our fingers dirty for a first date, huh?

RW: Stvarno smo dobro zaprljali ruke na prvom spoju, zar ne?

RF: Gardening is the most therapeutic and defiant act you can do.

RF: Vrtlarenje ima najblagotvorniji i najprkosniji učinak.

Ljudi su na ovom području izloženi groznoj hrani.

People in these areas -- they're exposed to crappy food.

I want people to know that growing your own food

Želim da ljudi znaju da je uzgajanje vlastite hrane

poput tiskanja vlastitog novca.

is like printing your own money.

RW: You're like a food superhero!

RW: Vi ste poput super heroja za hranu!

RF: Food is the problem and food is the solution.

RF: Hrana je problem, ali i riješenje.

(Music)

(Glazba)

Erin McKean: I'm a lexicographer.

Erin McKean: Ja sam leksikograf.

My job is to put every word possible into the dictionary.

Posao mi je svaku riječ staviti u rječnik.

RW: I love words, too --

RW: I ja volim riječi --

just as much as any lexi-ta-tographer.

baš kao i svaki leksiko-ka-graf.

What if you love a word that you've just made up,

Što ako volite riječ koju ste upravo izmislili,

like -- I don't know -- "scuberfinkles"?

poput "scuberfinkles"?

Beau Lotto: Do you think you see reality?

Beau Lotto: Mislite li da vidite stvarnost?

RW: Well, I'm a little nearsighted, but yeah.

RW: Malo sam kratkovidan, ali da.

BL: Well, you can't -- I mean,

BL: E pa ne možete -- mislim,

your brain has no access to this world.

vaš mozak nema pristup svijetu.

In fact, even the sensory information that your eyes are receiving,

U biti, čak su i podražaji koje primaju,

vaše oči i uši besmisleni,

your ears are receiving,

is completely meaningless because it could mean anything.

jer mogu značiti bilo što.

That tree could be a large object far away

To stablo može biti veliki objekt u daljini

or a small object up close,

ili mali objekt iz bliza,

and your brain has no way of knowing.

i to vaš mozak ne može znati.

RW: Once I thought I saw Bigfoot but it was just a German shepherd.

RW: Jednom mi se učinilo da vidim jetija, ali se ustvari radilo o njemačkom ovčaru.

Isabel Behncke Izquierdo: Bonobo majmuni i čimpanze

Isabel Behncke Izquierdo: Bonobos are, together with chimpanzees,

your closest living relatives.

su vam najbliži živući rođaci.

Bonobos have frequent and promiscuous sex

Bonobosi se često i promiskuitetno seksaju

to manage conflict and solve social issues.

kako bi upravljali sukobima i rješavali društvene probleme.

RW: I'm just curious:

RW: Samo sam znatiželjan:

Do we have any conflict that needs managing

Imamo li neke sukobe koje treba riješiti

or social issues to resolve?

ili društvene probleme?

IBI: Remember -- you're on a date with my idea,

IBI: Sjeti se -- na spoju si s mojom idejom,

not me.

ne samnom.

Jane McGonigal: This is the face of someone who, against all odds,

Jane McGonigal: Ovo je lice nekoga tko je, unatoč svim izgledima,

is on the verge of an epic win.

na rubu velike pobjede.

RW: An epic win?

RW: Velike pobjede?

JM: An epic win is an outcome so extraordinarily positive,

JM: Velika pobjeda je ishod koji je toliko nevjerojatno pozitivan,

da niste ni znali da je moguć dok ga niste postigli.

you didn't even know it was possible until you achieved it.

You're not making the face.

Ne radite facu.

You're making the "I'm not good at life" face.

Radite "Nisam dobar u životu" facu.

RW: Arthur, I want to be really honest with you.

RW: Arthure, želim biti iskren s tobom.

I am seeing other ideas. OK?

Viđam se s drugim idejama. OK?

I'm dating around.

Iskušavam opcije.

To je situacija.

That's the situation.

Arthur Benjamin: I'd say this:

Arthur Benjamin: Rekao bih ovo:

Mathematics is not just solving for x,

Matematika nije samo za rješavanje x-a,

it's also figuring out why.

nego i otkrivanje zašto.

RW: Do you want to get some pie?

RW: Želiš li malo pite? (Pie)

AB: Pi?

AB: Pi?

3.14159265358979 --

3.14159265358979 --

Reggie Watts: If we're going to do something,

Reggie Watts: Ako želimo napraviti nešto,

moramo donijeti odluku.

we've got to just make a decision.

Because without a decision we're left powerless.

Jer bez odluke smo bespomoćni.

Without power,

Bez moći,

we have nothing to supply

nemamo ništa za doprinijeti

the chain of those who are truly curious

u lanac onih koji su zaista znatiželjni

da riješe sve naše probleme.

to solve all of our current conditions.

RW: And, "If you choose not to decide,

RW: I, "Ako odlučite ne odlučiti,

you still have made a choice" -- Rush.

još uvijek ste napravili izbor" -- Rush.

JM: Da!

JM: Yes!

This is the face we need to see

Ovo je lice koje moramo vidjeti

on millions of problem solvers worldwide,

na milijunima rješavača problema diljem svijeta,

dok se pokušavamo nositi s izazovima sljedećeg stoljeća.

as we try to tackle the challenges of the next century.

RW: Postajemo li Nizozemci?

RW: So, are we going Dutch?

AB: 3846264338327950

AB: 3846264338327950

28841...

28841...

971?

971?

RW: One night, want to go to a movie or something?

RW: Jedne večeri, hoćeš u kino, ili nešto?

RF: Hell, no! Let's go plant some shit!

RF: Ne! Idemo zasaditi neko sranje!

RW: Let's plant some shit!

RW: Zasadimo neko sranje!

Dobro, što ćemo zasaditi?

Good, now what is this that I'm planting?

Bonoboe!

Bonobos!

IBI: Bonobos! (Laughs)

IBI: Bonoboi! (Smijeh)

Bonobos.

Bonoboi.

RWatts: Um, interested much?

RWatts: Zainteresiran?

RW: I want to have your idea baby.

RW: Želim imati tvoje idejno dijete.

RWatts: Pa, znaš kako kažu u Rusiji.

RWatts: Well, you know what they say in Russia.

RW: Hm?

RW: Hm?

RWatts: "scuberfinckle."

Rwatts: "scuberfinckle."

(Bottles clink)

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