TED, the Musical

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ืื ื ืœื—ืฅ ืคืขืžื™ื™ื ืขืœ ื”ื›ืชื•ื‘ื™ื•ืช ื‘ืื ื’ืœื™ืช ืœืžื˜ื” ื›ื“ื™ ืœื”ืคืขื™ืœ ืืช ื”ืกืจื˜ื•ืŸ.

ืžืชืจื’ื: Tal Dekkers ืžื‘ืงืจ: Ido Dekkers
00:22
Daffodil Hudson: Hello?
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ื“ืคื•ื“ื™ ื”ื“ืกื•ืŸ: ื”ืœื•?
00:23
Yeah, this is she.
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ื›ืŸ, ืžื“ื‘ืจืช.
00:27
What?
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ืžื”?
00:29
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I accept.
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ืื”, ื›ืŸ, ื›ืŸ, ื›ืŸ, ื›ืŸ, ื‘ื˜ื— ืฉืื ื™ ืžืกื›ื™ืžื”.
00:34
What are the dates again?
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ืžื”ื ื”ืชืืจื™ื›ื™ื ืฉื•ื‘?
00:36
Pen. Pen. Pen.
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ืขื˜, ืขื˜, ืขื˜.
00:39
March 17 through 21.
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17 ื‘ืžืจืฅ ืขื“ ื”-21.
00:42
Okay, all right, great. Thanks.
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ืื•ืงื™ื™, ื‘ืกื“ืจ, ื ื”ื“ืจ. ืชื•ื“ื”.
00:48
Lab Partner: Who was that?
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ืฉื•ืชืฃ ืžืขื‘ื“ื”: ืžื™ ื–ื” ื”ื™ื”?
00:49
DH: It was TED.
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ื“.ื”: ื–ื” ื”ื™ื” TED.
00:51
LP: Who's TED?
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ืฉ.ืž: ืžื™ ื–ื” TED?
00:53
DH: I've got to prepare.
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ื“.ื”: ืื ื™ ื—ื™ื™ื‘ืช ืœื”ืชื›ื•ื ืŸ.
00:54
["Give Your Talk: A Musical"] (Music)
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[ืชื ื™ ืืช ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœืš: ืžื—ื–ืžืจ] (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”)
01:02
["My Talk"]
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["ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœื™"]
01:10
โ™ช Procrastination. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื“ื—ื™ื™ื ื•ืช.
01:14
What do you think?
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ืžื” ืืชื” ื—ื•ืฉื‘?
01:22
(Doorbell)
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(ื“ื™ื ื’ ื“ื•ื ื’)
01:27
Can I help you?
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ืื ื™ ื™ื›ื•ืœื” ืœืขื–ื•ืจ ืœื›ื?
01:30
(Music)
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”)
01:37
Speaker Coach 1: โ™ช Let's prepare for main stage. โ™ช
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ื“ื•ื‘ืจืช ืžืืžื ืช 1: ื‘ื•ืื™ ื ืชื›ื•ื ืŸ ืœื‘ืžื” ื”ืžืจื›ื–ื™ืช.
01:40
โ™ช It's your time to shine. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื–ื” ื”ื–ืžืŸ ืฉืœืš ืœื–ืจื•ื—.
01:44
โ™ช If you want to succeed then โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ืืช ืจื•ืฆื” ืœื”ืฆืœื™ื— ืื–
01:46
โ™ช you must be primed. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืืช ื—ื™ื™ื‘ืช ืœืกืคืง
01:51
Speaker Coach 2: โ™ช Your slides are bad โ™ช
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ื“ื•ื‘ืจ ืžืืžืŸ 2: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื”ืฉืงื•ืคื™ื•ืช ืฉืœืš ื’ืจื•ืขื•ืช
01:52
โ™ช but your idea is good โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื‘ืœ ื”ืจืขื™ื•ื ื•ืช ืฉืœืš ื˜ื•ื‘ื™ื
01:54
โ™ช so you can bet before we're through, โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื›ืš ืฉืืช ื™ื›ื•ืœื” ืœื”ื™ื•ืช ื‘ื˜ื•ื—ื” ืœืคื ื™ ืฉืื ื• ืžืกื™ื™ืžื™ื,
01:57
โ™ช speaker, we'll make a TED Talk out of you. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื“ื•ื‘ืจืช, ืื ื—ื ื• ื ื•ืฆื™ื ื”ืจืฆืืช TED ืžืžืš.
02:05
Speaker Coach 3: โ™ช We know about climate change, โ™ช
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ื“ื•ื‘ืจืช ืžืืžื ืช 3: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื—ื ื• ื™ื•ื“ืขื™ื ืขืœ ืฉื™ื ื•ื™ื™ ืืงืœื™ื,
02:08
โ™ช but what can you say that's new? โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื‘ืœ ืžื” ืืช ื™ื›ื•ืœื” ืœื”ื’ื™ื“ ืฉื™ื—ื“ืฉ ืœื ื•?
02:12
โ™ช SC 1: Once you find your focus โ™ช
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ื“.ืž 1: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื‘ืจื’ืข ืฉืชืžืฆืื™ ืืช ื”ืžื™ืงื•ื“ ืฉืœืš
02:15
โ™ช then the talk comes into view. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื– ืืคืฉืจ ืœืฆืคื•ืช ืœื”ืจืฆืื”.
02:19
SC 2: โ™ช Don't ever try to sell something โ™ช
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ื“.ืž 2: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืืœ ืชื ืกื™ ืืคื™ืœื• ืœืžื›ื•ืจ ืžืฉื”ื•
02:21
โ™ช from up on that stage โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืžืœืžืขืœื” ืขืœ ื”ื‘ืžื”
02:23
โ™ช or we won't post your talk online. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื• ืฉืœื ื ืขืœื” ืืช ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœืš ืœืืชืจ.
02:25
All: โ™ช Somehow we'll make a TED Talk out of you. โ™ช
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ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื™ื›ืฉื”ื• ื ื•ืฆื™ื ืฉื™ื—ืช TED ืžืžืš.
02:30
(Music)
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”)
02:49
SC 1: Ready to practice one more time?
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ื“.ืž 1: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืžื•ื›ื ื” ืœืชืจื’ืœ ืคืขื ื ื•ืกืคืช?
02:50
DH: Right now?
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ื“.ื”: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืขื›ืฉื™ื•?
02:52
Stagehand: Break a leg.
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ืขื•ื‘ื“ืช ื‘ืžื”: ื‘ื”ืฆืœื—ื”.
02:55
DH: โ™ช I'll never remember all this. โ™ช
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ื“.ื”: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืœืขื•ืœื ืœื ืื–ื›ื•ืจ ืืช ื›ืœ ื–ื”.
02:56
โ™ช Will the clicker work when I press it? โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื”ืื ื”ืฉืœื˜ ื™ืขื‘ื•ื“ ื›ืฉืืœื—ืฅ ืขืœื™ื•?
02:58
โ™ช Why must Al Gore go right before me? โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืœืžื” ืืœ-ื’ื•ืจ ื—ื™ื™ื‘ ืœื”ื•ืคื™ืข ืœืคื ื™?
03:01
โ™ช Oh man, I'm scared to death. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื”ื• ื‘ื ืื“ื, ืื ื™ ืžืชื” ืžืคื—ื“.
03:03
โ™ช I hope I don't pass out onstage โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืžืงื•ื•ื” ืฉืœื ืืชืขืœืฃ ืขืœ ื”ื‘ืžื”
03:04
โ™ช and now I really wish I wasn't wearing green. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื•ืขื›ืฉื™ื• ืื ื™ ืžืžืฉ ืžืฆื˜ืขืจืช ืฉืœื ืœื‘ืฉืชื™ ื™ืจื•ืง
03:09
All: โ™ช Give your talk. โ™ช
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ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืชื ื™ ืืช ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœืš.
ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืืช ื—ื™ื™ื‘ืช ืœื”ื™ื•ืช ืžืชื•ืงื” ื›ืžื• ื‘ืจื™ื™ื ื” ื‘ืจืื•ืŸ.
03:11
SC 1: โ™ช You must be be sweet like Brenรฉ Brown. โ™ช
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03:13
All: โ™ช Give your talk. โ™ช
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ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืชื ื™ ืืช ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœืš.
03:14
SC 2: โ™ช You must be funny like Ken Robinson. โ™ช
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ื“.ืž 2: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืืช ื—ื™ื™ื‘ืช ืœื”ื™ื•ืช ืžืฆื—ื™ืงื” ื›ืžื• ืงืŸ ืจื•ื‘ื™ื ืกื•ืŸ.
03:16
All: โ™ช Give your talk. โ™ช
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ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืชื ื™ ืืช ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœืš.
03:18
SC 3: โ™ช You must be cool like Reggie Watts โ™ช
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ื“.ืž 3: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืืช ื—ื™ื™ื‘ืช ืœื”ื™ื•ืช ืงื•ืœ ื›ืžื• ืจื’'ื™ ื•ื•ืื˜ืก
03:20
All: โ™ช and bring out a prop like Jill Bolte Taylor. โ™ช
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ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื•ืœื”ื‘ื™ื ืื‘ื™ื–ืจ ื›ืžื• ื’'ื™ืœ ื‘ื•ืœื˜ ื˜ื™ื™ืœื•ืจ.
03:25
DH: โ™ช My time is running over. The clock now says nil. โ™ช
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ื“.ื”: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื”ื–ืžืŸ ืฉืœื™ ืจืฅ. ื”ืฉืขื•ืŸ ืื•ืžืจ ืฉืขื›ืฉื™ื• ืฉืขืช ื”ืืคืก.
03:28
โ™ช I'm saying my words faster. Understand me still. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืื•ืžืจืช ืืช ื”ืžื™ืœื™ื ืฉืœื™ ืžื”ืจ ื™ื•ืชืจ. ืชื‘ื™ื ื• ืื•ืชื™.
03:33
โ™ช I'm too nervous to give this TED Talk. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืขืฆื‘ื ื™ืช ืžื™ื“ื™ื™ ืžื›ื“ื™ ืœืชืช ื”ืจืฆืืช TED.
03:35
All: โ™ช Don't give up. Rehearse. You're good. โ™ช
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ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืืœ ืชื•ื•ืชืจื™. ืชืขืฉื™ ื—ื–ืจื”. ืืช ื˜ื•ื‘ื”.
03:37
โ™ช We'll edit out the mistakes that you make. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื—ื ื• ื ืขืจื•ืš ื”ื—ื•ืฆื” ืืช ื”ื˜ืขื•ื™ื•ืช ืฉืืช ืขื•ืฉื”.
03:42
โ™ช Give your talk. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืชื ื™ ืืช ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœืš.
03:44
DH: โ™ช I will be big like Amy Cuddy. โ™ช
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ื“.ื”: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืื”ื™ื” ื’ื“ื•ืœื” ื›ืžื• ืื™ื™ืžื™ ืงื•ื“ื™.
03:46
All: โ™ช Give your talk. โ™ช
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ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืชื ื™ ืืช ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœืš.
03:47
DH: โ™ช I will inspire like Liz Gilbert. โ™ช
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ื“.ื”: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืืชืŸ ื”ืฉืจืื” ื›ืžื• ืœื™ื– ื’ื™ืœื‘ืจื˜.
03:50
All: โ™ช Give your talk. โ™ช
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ื›ื•ืœื: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืชื ื™ ืืช ื”ื”ืจืฆืื” ืฉืœืš.
03:51
DH: โ™ช I will engage like Hans Rosling โ™ช
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ื“.ื”: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืื”ื™ื” ื›ืžื• ื”ื ืก ืจื•ืกืœื™ื ื’
03:53
โ™ช and release mosquitos โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื•ืืฉื—ืจืจ ื™ืชื•ืฉื™ื
03:56
โ™ช like Bill Gates. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ื›ืžื• ื‘ื™ืœ ื’ื™ื™ื˜ืก.
04:03
SC 2: โ™ช I'll make a TED Talk out of you. โ™ช
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ื“.ืž 2: (ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืื•ืฆื™ื ื”ืจืฆืืช TED ืžืžืš.
04:06
โ™ช I'll make a TED Talk out of you. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืื•ืฆื™ื ื”ืจืฆืืช TED ืžืžืš.
04:09
โ™ช I'll make a TED Talk out of you. โ™ช
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(ืžื•ื–ื™ืงื”) ืื ื™ ืื•ืฆื™ื ื”ืจืฆืืช TED ืžืžืš.
04:13
โ™ช I'll make a TED Talk out of you. โ™ช
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ืขืœ ืืชืจ ื–ื”

ืืชืจ ื–ื” ื™ืฆื™ื’ ื‘ืคื ื™ื›ื ืกืจื˜ื•ื ื™ YouTube ื”ืžื•ืขื™ืœื™ื ืœืœื™ืžื•ื“ ืื ื’ืœื™ืช. ืชื•ื›ืœื• ืœืจืื•ืช ืฉื™ืขื•ืจื™ ืื ื’ืœื™ืช ื”ืžื•ืขื‘ืจื™ื ืขืœ ื™ื“ื™ ืžื•ืจื™ื ืžื”ืฉื•ืจื” ื”ืจืืฉื•ื ื” ืžืจื—ื‘ื™ ื”ืขื•ืœื. ืœื—ืฅ ืคืขืžื™ื™ื ืขืœ ื”ื›ืชื•ื‘ื™ื•ืช ื‘ืื ื’ืœื™ืช ื”ืžื•ืฆื’ื•ืช ื‘ื›ืœ ื“ืฃ ื•ื™ื“ืื• ื›ื“ื™ ืœื”ืคืขื™ืœ ืืช ื”ืกืจื˜ื•ืŸ ืžืฉื. ื”ื›ืชื•ื‘ื™ื•ืช ื’ื•ืœืœื•ืช ื‘ืกื ื›ืจื•ืŸ ืขื ื”ืคืขืœืช ื”ื•ื•ื™ื“ืื•. ืื ื™ืฉ ืœืš ื”ืขืจื•ืช ืื• ื‘ืงืฉื•ืช, ืื ื ืฆื•ืจ ืื™ืชื ื• ืงืฉืจ ื‘ืืžืฆืขื•ืช ื˜ื•ืคืก ื™ืฆื™ืจืช ืงืฉืจ ื–ื”.

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