LEGO for grownups | Hillel Cooperman

Prevodilac: Jelena Nedjic Lektor: Ivana Gadjanski

So, these are

Dakle, ovo je

the Dark Ages.

Mračno doba.

And the Dark Ages are the time between

A Mračno doba je period između

when you put away the LEGO

odlaganja Lego kockica

for the last time as a kid,

u detinjstvu,

and you decide as an adult that it is okay to play with a kid's toy.

i momenta kada kao odrasla osoba odlučiš da je u redu igrati se sa dečjim igračkama.

Started out with my then four-year-old:

Sve je počelo sa mojim, tada, četvorogodišnjim detetom:

"Oh, should buy the kid some LEGO.

"Ah, trebalo bi da kupim detetu Lego kocke.

That stuff's cool."

To je super stvar."

Walked into the LEGO store.

Otišao sam u Lego prodavnicu.

Bought him this.

Kupio sam mu ovo.

It's totally appropriate for a four-year-old.

Potpuno odgovarajuće za četvorogodišnjaka.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I think the box says --

Mislim da na kutiji piše,

let's see here --

hajde da pogledamo,

"8 to 12" on it.

"za uzrast od 8-12 godina".

I turn to my wife and said, "Who are we buying this for?"

Primakao sam se ženi i pitao: "Kome mi ovo kupujemo?"

She's like, "Oh, us." I'm like, "Okay. All right. That's cool."

Ona reče: "Ah, pa za nas." Ja rekoh: "Okej. U redu. Super."

Pretty soon it got a little bit out of control.

Nije trebalo mnogo vremena da se stvar izmakne kontroli.

The dining room looked like this.

Trpezarija je izgledala ovako.

You walk there, and it hurts.

Kada uđete tamo, to boli.

So we took a room downstairs in the basement

Počeli smo da koristimo sobu u podrumu

that had been used as sort of an Abu Ghraib annex.

kao neki dodatak Abu Graib zatvoru.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Torture, very funny.

Mučenje, zaista smešno.

Wow, you guys are great.

Ah, divni ste.

And we put down those little floor tiles,

Obložili smo pod ovim malim pločicama,

and then I went onto eBay

a potom sam posetio iBej,

and bought 150 pounds of LEGO --

i kupio 70 kg Lego kockica-

(Laughter)

(smeh)

which is insane.

što je potpuna ludost.

My daughter -- the day we got it, I was tucking her in --

Onog dana kada sam dobio paket, ušuškavao sam ćerku pred spavanje

and I said,

i rekao:

"Honey, you're my treasure."

"Dušo, ti si moje blago."

And she said, "No, the LEGO is the treasure."

A ona reče: "Ne, Lego je tvoje blago."

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And then she said, "Dad, we're LEGO rich."

A potom je rekla: "Tata, mi smo Lego-bogati."

I was like, "Yeah.

Ja rekoh: "Aha"

I suppose we are."

Pretpostavljam da jesmo."

So then once you do that

Kada tako nešto uradite

you're like, "Oh, crap. Where am I going to put all this?"

razmišljate ovako: "Ah, sranje. Gde ću da stavim sve ovo?"

So you go to The Container Store

Zato odete u prodavnicu opreme za ostavu,

and spend an enormous amount of money,

i potrošite previše novca,

and then you start this crazy sorting process

a onda započnete proceduru sortiranja stvari

that never --

koja se nikada...

it's just nuts.

to je potpuno ludo.

Whatever.

Kako god.

So then you realize there are these conventions.

A onda shvatite da postoje konferencije.

And you go to one of these conventions, and some dude built the Titanic.

Odete na neku od tih konferencija, i vidite da je neki tip napravio Titanik.

And you're like, "Holy shit!

Pomislite: "Za ime sveta!"

He had to come in like a truck,

Morao je da dođe kamionom,

a semi, with this thing."

ili kombijem, sa ovom skalamerijom."

And then someone built this -- this is the Smith Tower in Seattle.

Potom je neko napravio ovo- ovo je kula Smit u Sijetlu.

Just beautiful.

Prelepo.

And there's a dude selling these

A tu je i tip koji prodaje ove

aftermarket weapons for LEGO,

detalje, oružje za Lego,

because LEGO -- the Danish --

jer Lego, Danci,

no, they're not into guns.

ne, njih ne zanimaju pištolji.

But the Americans? Oh, we'll make some guns for LEGO, no problem.

A Amerikanci? Ah, pa mi ćemo bez problema napraviti neko oružje za Lego.

And at a certain point, you look around,

U određenom momentu samo pogledate uokolo

you're like, "Whoa, this is a really nerdy crowd."

i pomislite: "Opa, ovo je stvarno grupa štrebera."

And I mean like this is a nerdy crowd,

Mislim ovo ovde je grupa štrebera,

but that's like a couple of levels above furries.

ali ono su stvarno zaluđenici.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

The nerds here, they get laid --

Ovi štreberi ovde se ovajde,

except for the lady with the condoms in her pocket --

izuzev dame koja je došla sa kondomima u džepu,

and you say to yourself at some point,

i onda se zapitaš u nekom momentu:

"Am I part of this group? Like, am I into this?"

"Da li sam ja deo ove grupe? Kao, da li me ovo zanima?"

And I was just like, "Yeah, I guess I am.

Pomislih tada: "Aha, pretpostavljam da jesam.

I'm coming out.

Priznajem.

I'm kind of into this stuff, and I'm going to stop being embarrassed."

Zainteresovan sam za ovo i ne želim više da se toga stidim."

So then you really get into it,

Onda se potpuno tome prepustite,

and you're like, "Well, the LEGO people in Denmark, they've got all this software

i pomislite: "Pa, ljudi u Lego-svetu u Danskoj su izmislili ovaj softver

to let you build your own virtually."

koji vam omogućava da izgradite svoj imaginarni svet."

And so this is like this CAD program where you build it.

Ovo je taj CAD program u kom ga gradite.

And then whatever you design virtually,

Potom, šta god da vi virtualno osmislite,

you click the button and it shows up at your doorstep a week later.

kada kliknete taster, to se pojavi posle nedelju dana na vašim ulaznim vratima.

And then some of the designs that people do

A neke od kreacija koje su ljudi napravili

they actually sell in the store.

zapravo prodaju u prodavnicama.

The LEGO guys don't give you any royalties, strangely,

Lego- ekipa vam za to začudo ne daje nikakve nagrade,

but some user made this and then it sold.

ali neki korisnici su ovo napravili i prodali.

And it's pretty amazing actually.

To je u principu prilično neverovatno.

Then you notice that if that

Potom shvatite da ako vam taj

LEGO-provided CAD program isn't enough,

CAD program Lego- imperije nije dovoljan,

there's an entire open-source, third-party,

postoji čitav slobodan korisnički

independent LEGO CAD program

nezavisni Lego-CAD program

that lets you do 3D modeling

koji vam omogućava da modelirate u 3D,

and 3D rendering

i pravite slike u 3D,

and make, in fact, movies out of LEGO,

i u principu da stvarate filmove od Lego-kockica,

3D films

3D filmove,

of which there are thousands on YouTube,

a postoje hiljade takvih na Jutjubu,

and some of them sort of mimicking famous films

neki od njih oponašaju poznate filmove,

and some totally original content --

a neki su potpuno originalni,

just beautiful --

prelepo,

and people recreating all sorts of things.

ljudi daju novi život različitim stvarima.

I have to take a moment.

Moram da pauziram.

I love the guy who's like running away

Obožavam ovog tipa koji beži

with his clasps, his hooks.

sa svojim karikama, svojim kukama.

Okay. Anyway.

Okej. U svakom slučaju.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

There's a whole programming language and robotics tool,

Postoji čitav programski jezik i alati robotike

so if you want to teach someone how to program,

tako da ukoliko želite nekoga da naučite kako da programira,

kid, adult, whatever it is.

dete, odraslu osobu, koga god.

And the guy that made this,

Tip koji je ovo izumeo,

he made a slot machine out of LEGO.

je napravio slot mašinu od Lego-kockica.

And I don't mean he made LEGO that looked like a slot machine;

Dakle, nije napravio Lego koji izgleda kao slot mašina,

I mean he made a slot machine out of LEGO.

već je napravio slot mašinu od Lego kockica.

The insides were LEGO.

Unutar nje je Lego.

There's people getting drunk building LEGO,

Ljudi se napijaju dok sklapaju Lego kockice,

and you've got to finish the thing before you puke.

a moraš da završiš zadatak pre nego što se ispovraćaš.

There's a whole gray market for LEGO,

Postoji čitavo Lego crno-tržište,

thousands of home-based businesses.

hiljade domaćih radinosti.

And some people will fund their entire LEGO habit

Pojedini ljudi finansiraju svoje Lego navike

by selling the little guy,

tako što prodaju čovečuljka,

but then you have no guys in your ships.

ali onda nemate posadu na svojim brodovima.

And then, just some examples. This stuff really is sculpture.

Sada, samo nekoliko primera. Ove stvari su zaista skulpture.

This is amazing what you can do.

Neverovatno je šta možete da napravite.

And don't kid yourself:

Ne zavaravajte se

some architectural details, incredible organic shapes

pojedini detalji u arhitekturi, neverovatni organski oblici,

and just, even, nature out of, again, little blocks.

i čak i sama priroda napravljena opet od ciglica.

This is my house.

Ovo je moja kuća.

And this is my house.

I ovo je moja kuća.

I was afraid a car was going to come smash it

Uplašio sam se da će je neka kola srušiti.

as I was taking a picture for you guys.

dok sam je slikao za vas.

Anyway, I'm out of time.

U svakom slučaju, ponestaje mi vremena.

But just very quickly --

Sada ću veoma brzo...

we'll just see if I can do this quick.

pa videćemo da li mogu da izvedem to dovoljno brzo.

Because there aren't enough TED logos around here.

Prosto nemamo dovoljno TED logotipova ovde.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Let's see here.

Da pogledam ovde.

Okay.

Okej.

Ta-da.

Ta-da.

(Applause)

(aplauz)