LEGO for grownups | Hillel Cooperman

157,120 views ・ 2010-06-25

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譯者: Lin Su-Wei(林書暐) 審譯者: Jeannie Cheng
00:17
So, these are
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大家都經歷過所謂的
00:19
the Dark Ages.
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黑暗時代
00:22
And the Dark Ages are the time between
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這黑暗時代是介乎於
00:24
when you put away the LEGO
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從你小時候
00:26
for the last time as a kid,
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最後一次玩樂高玩具開始
00:28
and you decide as an adult that it is okay to play with a kid's toy.
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到你覺得長大後仍玩樂高玩具其實也沒什麼不可
00:33
Started out with my then four-year-old:
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這故事與我當年只有四歲的孩子有關
00:36
"Oh, should buy the kid some LEGO.
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我想:"哎呀,我應該買給孩子樂高玩具"
00:38
That stuff's cool."
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"他一定會很喜歡"
00:40
Walked into the LEGO store.
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然後我就走進樂高玩具店
00:42
Bought him this.
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買了這套回家
00:44
It's totally appropriate for a four-year-old.
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這完全是適合四歲的兒童
00:46
(Laughter)
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(笑)
00:49
I think the box says --
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我想包裝外殼上寫 --
00:51
let's see here --
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讓我看看 --
00:53
"8 to 12" on it.
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適齡:8到12歲
00:55
I turn to my wife and said, "Who are we buying this for?"
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我問我老婆:"糟糕,我們是要買給誰阿?"
00:58
She's like, "Oh, us." I'm like, "Okay. All right. That's cool."
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她說:"喔,不然自己玩好了"。我回:"好吧,我也挺喜歡這個的"
01:01
Pretty soon it got a little bit out of control.
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很快的事情就有點脫序了
01:04
The dining room looked like this.
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不久家裡餐廳就變成這樣
01:07
You walk there, and it hurts.
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走過去不小心還會受傷
01:11
So we took a room downstairs in the basement
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所以我們就在地下室騰出一個房間
01:14
that had been used as sort of an Abu Ghraib annex.
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這房間原本是用來虐待的
01:17
(Laughter)
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(笑)
01:22
Torture, very funny.
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我家有人被虐待這麼好笑
01:24
Wow, you guys are great.
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你們真是好樣的
01:26
And we put down those little floor tiles,
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把餐廳的樂高挪到地下室後
01:29
and then I went onto eBay
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沒多久我又馬上到eBay網
01:31
and bought 150 pounds of LEGO --
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買了150磅的樂高
01:34
(Laughter)
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(笑)
01:36
which is insane.
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根本是發瘋了
01:38
My daughter -- the day we got it, I was tucking her in --
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我女兒,這150磅的樂高送來的當天晚上,睡前我幫她蓋被
01:41
and I said,
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然後我說
01:43
"Honey, you're my treasure."
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"小甜心,妳是我的寶貝"
01:45
And she said, "No, the LEGO is the treasure."
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然後她回說:"不是,樂高才是寶貝"
01:48
(Laughter)
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(笑)
01:50
And then she said, "Dad, we're LEGO rich."
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然後她接著說:"老爸,我們是樂高界的郭台銘"
01:53
I was like, "Yeah.
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我回說:"是呀"
01:55
I suppose we are."
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"我們是樂高郭台銘"
01:58
So then once you do that
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買了這麼多的樂高後
02:00
you're like, "Oh, crap. Where am I going to put all this?"
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你會想到:"喔,我是豬嗎?我得幫這些東西好好找個家"
02:02
So you go to The Container Store
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然後就開始逛貨櫃商店(註:美國賣儲物箱的賣場)
02:04
and spend an enormous amount of money,
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很快的在裡面買一大堆東西
02:06
and then you start this crazy sorting process
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然後就開始作瘋狂的分類工作
02:09
that never --
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從來沒有如此
02:11
it's just nuts.
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瘋狂
02:13
Whatever.
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事情大概就這樣
02:15
So then you realize there are these conventions.
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接著你會注意到一些同好社團,會試著加入
02:17
And you go to one of these conventions, and some dude built the Titanic.
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在裡面你會發現,有很多吃飽閒著的人會打造像鐵達尼號這種大物
02:19
And you're like, "Holy shit!
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你會大叫:"我的媽"
02:21
He had to come in like a truck,
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"他大概得用一台卡車"
02:23
a semi, with this thing."
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"還是一台拖車才能把這玩意兒載走"
02:25
And then someone built this -- this is the Smith Tower in Seattle.
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有人還作了這個,西雅圖的史密斯大廈
02:27
Just beautiful.
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多美呀
02:29
And there's a dude selling these
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還有個閒人
02:31
aftermarket weapons for LEGO,
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開了店來賣樂高的武器零件
02:34
because LEGO -- the Danish --
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因為樂高----丹麥這國家
02:36
no, they're not into guns.
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他們沒這麼喜歡武器
02:38
But the Americans? Oh, we'll make some guns for LEGO, no problem.
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但美國人呢?噢,我們一定要在樂高世界裡添購武器
02:42
And at a certain point, you look around,
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到了某個時刻,你望望四周
02:44
you're like, "Whoa, this is a really nerdy crowd."
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你覺得:"唉呦,真是一大群怪人呀"
02:48
And I mean like this is a nerdy crowd,
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我所謂的怪
02:50
but that's like a couple of levels above furries.
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真的是比全身長毛的人還要怪
02:52
(Laughter)
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(笑)
02:54
The nerds here, they get laid --
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這些怪人,對什麼事都沒興趣
02:57
except for the lady with the condoms in her pocket --
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除了皮包裡永遠都有保險套的辣妹
02:59
and you say to yourself at some point,
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結果我發現自己跟他們越來越像
03:01
"Am I part of this group? Like, am I into this?"
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"我跟這些人混在一起?" "我是這種人嗎?"
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And I was just like, "Yeah, I guess I am.
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我承認,沒錯,我是
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I'm coming out.
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我想通了
03:08
I'm kind of into this stuff, and I'm going to stop being embarrassed."
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我已經變成這樣的人了,我不該感到尷尬丟臉
03:10
So then you really get into it,
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所以我就一頭完全的栽進去了
03:12
and you're like, "Well, the LEGO people in Denmark, they've got all this software
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而且,丹麥的樂高總部發展了一套軟體
03:14
to let you build your own virtually."
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讓你可以在電腦上拼樂高
03:17
And so this is like this CAD program where you build it.
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這個像CAD的軟體(註:運用電腦軟體製作並模擬實物設計)
03:20
And then whatever you design virtually,
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不論你設計了多怪的東西
03:22
you click the button and it shows up at your doorstep a week later.
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你只要點滑鼠,過一個星期實體就會送到你家門口了
03:25
And then some of the designs that people do
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有些設計師就專門做這種生意
03:27
they actually sell in the store.
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他們會把自己的作品放在樂高商店賣
03:29
The LEGO guys don't give you any royalties, strangely,
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真怪耶,樂高的老闆又不會付你設計版稅
03:32
but some user made this and then it sold.
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但就是有人會這樣做
03:35
And it's pretty amazing actually.
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真的非常瘋狂
03:37
Then you notice that if that
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你們也會注意到
03:39
LEGO-provided CAD program isn't enough,
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如果這種CAD程式有所不足怎麼辦
03:41
there's an entire open-source, third-party,
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有人開發出另一款軟體
03:43
independent LEGO CAD program
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同時還開放程式碼
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that lets you do 3D modeling
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讓你可以3D建模(用多邊形組合成立體模型)
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and 3D rendering
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3D渲染(在立體模型上貼顏色或材質)
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and make, in fact, movies out of LEGO,
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有人用樂高拍影片
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3D films
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這類影片
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of which there are thousands on YouTube,
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Youtube上有一大堆
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and some of them sort of mimicking famous films
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有些影片會模仿最受歡迎的電影
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and some totally original content --
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有一些是自創的影片
04:01
just beautiful --
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超棒的
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and people recreating all sorts of things.
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有人會重現某些場景
04:05
I have to take a moment.
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我要講一下這個
04:07
I love the guy who's like running away
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我喜歡這個小人
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with his clasps, his hooks.
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用像小鉤子的手扣住車跑動的樣子
04:11
Okay. Anyway.
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沒錯,就像這樣
04:13
(Laughter)
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(笑)
04:16
There's a whole programming language and robotics tool,
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左邊是一個能編寫程式語言來操縱機器人的工具
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so if you want to teach someone how to program,
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若想教某人去編寫程式
04:20
kid, adult, whatever it is.
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不論對象是小孩,還是大人都可以
04:22
And the guy that made this,
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有人做出右邊這個
04:24
he made a slot machine out of LEGO.
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樂高吃角子老虎
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And I don't mean he made LEGO that looked like a slot machine;
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這可不是只有外表像吃角子老虎
04:29
I mean he made a slot machine out of LEGO.
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這整台真的都是樂高
04:31
The insides were LEGO.
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連內部的運作零件都是樂高
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There's people getting drunk building LEGO,
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這些高手可以醉醺醺的組裝樂高
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and you've got to finish the thing before you puke.
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然後在嘔吐之前把作品完成
04:38
There's a whole gray market for LEGO,
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這是樂高的地下市場
04:40
thousands of home-based businesses.
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宛如一個"家庭代工"市場
04:42
And some people will fund their entire LEGO habit
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有很多人靠對樂高的喜好來賺錢
04:44
by selling the little guy,
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就賣這些小東西
04:46
but then you have no guys in your ships.
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你想要什麼角色在船上這裡統統有
04:48
And then, just some examples. This stuff really is sculpture.
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再跟各位分享。有人可以把樂高弄的超像雕塑品
04:51
This is amazing what you can do.
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你沒辦法想像有人可以弄成這樣
04:53
And don't kid yourself:
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我可沒亂講
04:55
some architectural details, incredible organic shapes
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原建築的細節,生物的外觀特徵
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and just, even, nature out of, again, little blocks.
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都能用這小小的積木堆疊出來
05:01
This is my house.
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這是我家
05:03
And this is my house.
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這也是我家
05:05
I was afraid a car was going to come smash it
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當我在拍這張照片的時候
05:07
as I was taking a picture for you guys.
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超怕有台車經過輾暴我家
05:09
Anyway, I'm out of time.
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天阿,我快沒時間了
05:11
But just very quickly --
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我要非常快速的
05:14
we'll just see if I can do this quick.
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讓你們看看我組裝的實力
05:17
Because there aren't enough TED logos around here.
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我發現這裡的TED標誌實在有點少
05:20
(Laughter)
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(笑)
05:27
Let's see here.
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快好了
05:32
Okay.
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完成
05:38
Ta-da.
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將將
05:40
(Applause)
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