LEGO for grownups | Hillel Cooperman

157,120 views ・ 2010-06-25

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翻译人员: Xiaoqiao Xie 校对人员: Bin Xie
00:17
So, these are
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我们都有黑暗时代。
00:19
the Dark Ages.
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我说的
00:22
And the Dark Ages are the time between
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黑暗时代是指
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when you put away the LEGO
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在你还是一个孩子,
00:26
for the last time as a kid,
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最后一次玩毕放下乐高积木的时候,
00:28
and you decide as an adult that it is okay to play with a kid's toy.
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和你已经长大成人,决定重新开始玩这个看起来是给小孩子玩的玩具的时候,之间的这段日子。
00:33
Started out with my then four-year-old:
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就拿我来说吧,当我儿子四岁时,
00:36
"Oh, should buy the kid some LEGO.
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(我说:)“是时候给他玩乐高积木了。
00:38
That stuff's cool."
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那个挺好玩的。”
00:40
Walked into the LEGO store.
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我就跑去乐高专卖店,
00:42
Bought him this.
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给他买了这个。
00:44
It's totally appropriate for a four-year-old.
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这看起来倒真像是给四岁的孩子玩的(其实不然)。
00:46
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
00:49
I think the box says --
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我想盒子上写着 ——
00:51
let's see here --
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让我们看这边 ——
00:53
"8 to 12" on it.
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“八岁到十二岁”。
00:55
I turn to my wife and said, "Who are we buying this for?"
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我问我太太:“到底我们这是给谁买呀?”
00:58
She's like, "Oh, us." I'm like, "Okay. All right. That's cool."
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她回答:“哦,给我们自己吧。” 我说:“也成,好吧,那也挺好的。”
01:01
Pretty soon it got a little bit out of control.
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没多久事情就失控啦。
01:04
The dining room looked like this.
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我们的餐厅变成了这个样子。
01:07
You walk there, and it hurts.
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你走进去脚都硌得疼。
01:11
So we took a room downstairs in the basement
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所以我们就启用了地下室的一个房间,
01:14
that had been used as sort of an Abu Ghraib annex.
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以前是用来虐待人的。(笑话)
01:17
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
01:22
Torture, very funny.
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(我说我在家)虐待(人),(你们却觉得)好笑,
01:24
Wow, you guys are great.
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哇,你们这帮听众真酷。
01:26
And we put down those little floor tiles,
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然后我们就换掉了这些地砖。
01:29
and then I went onto eBay
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我就跑去易趣
01:31
and bought 150 pounds of LEGO --
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买了150磅重的乐高——
01:34
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
01:36
which is insane.
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这有点抽疯。
01:38
My daughter -- the day we got it, I was tucking her in --
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我女儿——我们买到手这些乐高那天晚上,临睡前我给她把被子掖好——
01:41
and I said,
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我说:
01:43
"Honey, you're my treasure."
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“宝贝,你是我的宝贝。”
01:45
And she said, "No, the LEGO is the treasure."
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她说:“不对,乐高才是宝贝。”
01:48
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
01:50
And then she said, "Dad, we're LEGO rich."
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接着她说:“爸爸,我们发乐高财了。”
01:53
I was like, "Yeah.
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我说:“对,
01:55
I suppose we are."
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我们是发乐高财了。”
01:58
So then once you do that
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当你做了这么疯狂的事,
02:00
you're like, "Oh, crap. Where am I going to put all this?"
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你就觉得:“噢,坏了,我把它们搁哪儿呀?”
02:02
So you go to The Container Store
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你就会去卖整理箱的地方,
02:04
and spend an enormous amount of money,
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花一大堆钱(买好多整理箱)。
02:06
and then you start this crazy sorting process
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然后你就分门别类的收拾吧。
02:09
that never --
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没个头——
02:11
it's just nuts.
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简直就是发疯。
02:13
Whatever.
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无所谓啦。
02:15
So then you realize there are these conventions.
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接着你就开始注意到这些集会。
02:17
And you go to one of these conventions, and some dude built the Titanic.
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你去了一个这种集会,看到别人竟然堆了个泰坦尼克号出来,
02:19
And you're like, "Holy shit!
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你就会说:“老天呀!
02:21
He had to come in like a truck,
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他得拿卡车
02:23
a semi, with this thing."
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或者半挂车,来装这个玩意儿。”
02:25
And then someone built this -- this is the Smith Tower in Seattle.
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接着有人做了这个——这是模拟西雅图的史密斯塔。
02:27
Just beautiful.
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美极了。
02:29
And there's a dude selling these
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接着有人卖这个,
02:31
aftermarket weapons for LEGO,
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给乐高补充的武器装备。
02:34
because LEGO -- the Danish --
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因为乐高吧——这些丹麦人——
02:36
no, they're not into guns.
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他们倒不迷恋武器,
02:38
But the Americans? Oh, we'll make some guns for LEGO, no problem.
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但是美国佬?哇,我们当然会给乐高添上武器了。不在话下。
02:42
And at a certain point, you look around,
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后来到一定的程度,你左右环顾一下,
02:44
you're like, "Whoa, this is a really nerdy crowd."
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你会说:“哇塞,这可真是一帮疯子。”
02:48
And I mean like this is a nerdy crowd,
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我是说比一般的疯子
02:50
but that's like a couple of levels above furries.
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要疯上好几倍
02:52
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
02:54
The nerds here, they get laid --
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这帮疯子,他们特别自在——
02:57
except for the lady with the condoms in her pocket --
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除了那个老带着个避孕套的女生——
02:59
and you say to yourself at some point,
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我就对自己说
03:01
"Am I part of this group? Like, am I into this?"
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“我也是他们的一份子么?我也好这个调调么?”
03:04
And I was just like, "Yeah, I guess I am.
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我回答自己:“对呀。我想我也是。
03:06
I'm coming out.
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我应该告诉大家。
03:08
I'm kind of into this stuff, and I'm going to stop being embarrassed."
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我喜欢乐高,我不应该觉得羞愧。”
03:10
So then you really get into it,
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之后你就彻底掉进去了。
03:12
and you're like, "Well, the LEGO people in Denmark, they've got all this software
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你会说:“好的,丹麦的乐高公司,他们有电脑软件
03:14
to let you build your own virtually."
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可以让你自己设计乐高。
03:17
And so this is like this CAD program where you build it.
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比如这个电脑辅助设计的软件。
03:20
And then whatever you design virtually,
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你可以假装搭一个积木,点击采购所有的零件,
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you click the button and it shows up at your doorstep a week later.
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一周后就送货上门了。
03:25
And then some of the designs that people do
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有些好的设计
03:27
they actually sell in the store.
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他们还真在店里卖。
03:29
The LEGO guys don't give you any royalties, strangely,
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这些卖乐高的人也不给你什么专利,奇怪吧。
03:32
but some user made this and then it sold.
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但是有人用软件做了了么个东西,后来还卖钱了。
03:35
And it's pretty amazing actually.
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特神。
03:37
Then you notice that if that
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接下来你会发现,
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LEGO-provided CAD program isn't enough,
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如果乐高公司的电脑软件还不够,
03:41
there's an entire open-source, third-party,
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还有别的人,独立于乐高公司的
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independent LEGO CAD program
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资源共享的那种电脑软件商。
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that lets you do 3D modeling
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你可以用他们的软件做立体模型,
03:48
and 3D rendering
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立体表演,
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and make, in fact, movies out of LEGO,
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还可以做出乐高电影来。
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3D films
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立体的影片。
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of which there are thousands on YouTube,
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Youtube上有成千上万这样的电影。
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and some of them sort of mimicking famous films
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有些模仿已成名的电影片段,
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and some totally original content --
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有些是原创的。
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just beautiful --
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美极了。
04:03
and people recreating all sorts of things.
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人们还重现了一些东西。
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I have to take a moment.
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我得花点时间说说这个。
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I love the guy who's like running away
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我喜欢这个像是要跑的人
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with his clasps, his hooks.
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拿着钩子夹子的。
04:11
Okay. Anyway.
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就这样。
04:13
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
04:16
There's a whole programming language and robotics tool,
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我们有整个一个编码语言,还有机器人技术。
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so if you want to teach someone how to program,
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如果你想教人编程,
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kid, adult, whatever it is.
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孩子啦,成人啦,都行。
04:22
And the guy that made this,
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做这个的人,
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he made a slot machine out of LEGO.
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他拿乐高做了个投币自动售货机。
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And I don't mean he made LEGO that looked like a slot machine;
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不是说他用乐高搭了一个像投币自动售货机一样的东西,
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I mean he made a slot machine out of LEGO.
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我是说他真的用乐高做出了一个投币自动售货机。
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The insides were LEGO.
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里面的部件全是乐高。
04:33
There's people getting drunk building LEGO,
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有的人边做边喝,
04:35
and you've got to finish the thing before you puke.
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你可得在吐得一塌糊涂前做完才行。
04:38
There's a whole gray market for LEGO,
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乐高也有地下市场,
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thousands of home-based businesses.
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成千上万的家庭型工厂。
04:42
And some people will fund their entire LEGO habit
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有人为了能挣钱玩乐高,
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by selling the little guy,
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还卖这些东西 。
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but then you have no guys in your ships.
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只是船上没人罢了。
04:48
And then, just some examples. This stuff really is sculpture.
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这里有些例子。这个东西像是个雕塑品。
04:51
This is amazing what you can do.
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简直无法想象你能用乐高做到这一步。
04:53
And don't kid yourself:
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不是开玩笑的,
04:55
some architectural details, incredible organic shapes
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这些建筑上的细节,这些绝妙的生物形体,
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and just, even, nature out of, again, little blocks.
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这些仅仅是靠着这些小小的积木的自然魅力。
05:01
This is my house.
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这是我的乐高房子。
05:03
And this is my house.
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这是我的真房子。
05:05
I was afraid a car was going to come smash it
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我给你们照这张照片的时候
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as I was taking a picture for you guys.
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特别担心有车过来轧坏了我的乐高房子。
05:09
Anyway, I'm out of time.
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我没时间继续了。
05:11
But just very quickly --
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但是快速地——
05:14
we'll just see if I can do this quick.
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让我们看看我能不能完成这个。
05:17
Because there aren't enough TED logos around here.
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这间屋里TED的标志有点不够。
05:20
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
05:27
Let's see here.
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看这里。
05:32
Okay.
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好了。
05:38
Ta-da.
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完成了!
05:40
(Applause)
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(掌声)
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