David Pogue: A 4-minute medley on the music wars

Prevodilac: Stevan Radanovic Lektor: Ivana Korom

Ladies and gentlemen,

Dame i gospodo,

the history of music and television on the Internet

istorija muzičkog i televizijskog sadržaja na internetu

in three minutes.

u tri minuta.

TED muzički miks.

A TED medley --

a TEDley.

TEDmix.

(Muzika)

♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫

(Peva) Subota je veče, devet sati

♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫

Prodavnica CDova je sad zatvorena, znam

♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫

Stoga ulazim na Ajtjuns prodavnicu muzike

♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫

I ubrzo se odlično osećam

♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫

Znam da Stiv Džobs ima melodiju za mene

♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫

Po ceni od jednog dolara, odličnoj

♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫

Ukucam pesme broj, pojavi se album numeri toj

♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫

Dok sam u čarapama i pidžami pamučnoj

♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫

Prodaj nam pesmu, ti si čovek za muziku

♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫

Moj Ajpod ima još 10 giga slobodnog prostora

♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫

Da, bilo bi bolje da je više kompatibilnosti

♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫

Ali Stiv voli da je jedini vođa čopora

♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫

"Očajne domaćice" su bile super sinoć izgleda

♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫

Ali sam pokvario stomak na ručku obilnom

♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫

I dok sam povraćao pre, pomislih: "Nije strašno, ne"

♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫

Odgledaću ih večeras na svom mobilnom

♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫

A sada se sve mreže objedinjuju

♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫

Dva dolara za epizodu bez reklama

♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫

Biznis koji su ti ljudi uvek hteli da počnu

♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫

Ali samo je Stiv Džobs bio bez blama

♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫

Kažu da smo mladi i da za TV ne hajemo

♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫

Da internetu svaki svoj trenutak dajemo

♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫

Ali to nije istina, pogrešili su ovog puta

♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫

Sve naše epizode traju po samo dva minuta

♫ Hey ♫

Hej

Imam Jutjub

♫ I got YouTube ♫

♫ I got YouTube ♫

Imam Jutjub

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

A sada, dame i gospodo,

a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --

pesma posvećena Asocijaciji Muzičke Industrije Amerike,

the RIAA!

A-M-I-A!

♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫

Mladiću, internetom surfov'o si

♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫

A onda, mladiću, pesmu skinuo si

♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫

A onda, glupače, kopirao je na svoj plejer

♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫

Onda telefon zazvoni i kažu ti da...

♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫

Upravo te je tužila A-M-I-A

♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫

Upravo te je zeznula A-M-I-A

♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫

Da počinio si zločin kažu ti advokati njihovi

♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫

I da bolje da se to ne ponovi...

Izgubili su pamet ovi iz A-M-I-A

♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫

Pravda je slepa u A-M-I-A

♫ You're depriving the bands ♫

Uzimaš od bendova

♫ You are learning to steal ♫

Učiš da kradeš glave hladne

♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫

Ne možeš da radiš sve što ti na um padne

Pad prodaje CDova godinama uzima maha

♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫

♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫

Nisu pohlepni, ne, samo se tresu od straha

♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫

Da bre, možda blizu su kraha

♫ And we download all our music ♫

I toga da skidamo svu njihovu muziku

♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫

Da, to bi razbesnelo A-M-I-A

♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫

Nema plastičnih diskova iz A-M-I-A

♫ What a way to make friends ♫

Divan način da stekneš prijatelje

Plan koji mane video nije

♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫

Pošalješ u zatvor sve svoje mušterije

♫ All your customers off to jail ♫

Ko je sledeći A-M-I-A?

♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫

Ko još dosađuje A-M-I-A?

♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫

♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫

Onaj koji zvižduće melodiju?

♫ Maybe humming along ♫

Onaj koji u ritmu pevuši?

♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫

Onaj koji im pesmom autoritet ruši?

(Aplauz)