David Pogue: A 4-minute medley on the music wars

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Ladies and gentlemen,

Dame i gospodo:

the history of music and television on the Internet

povijest muzike i televizije na Internetu

in three minutes.

u tri minute.

A TED medley --

TEDov miks.

a TEDley.

TEDiks.

♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫

♫ Devet je sati u subotu navečer ♫

♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫

♫ Prodavaonice ploča su zatvorene za ovu večer ♫

♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫

♫ Zato ulazim u stari iTunes muzički dućan ne bi li nešto pobro ♫

♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫

♫ I ubrzo se osjećam dobro ♫

♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫

♫ Znam da mi Steve Jobs može pronaći izbor dobar ♫

♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫

♫ Za samo jedan dolar ♫

♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫

♫ Dovoljno je da u tražilicu ime upišem i dobijem album savršen ♫

♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫

♫ Dok sam još u pidžami i čarapama zapušten ♫

♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫

♫ Prodaj nam pjesmu, ti si čovjek pravi ♫

♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫

♫ Moj iPod još uvijek ima 10 giga da ga se popravi ♫

♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫

♫ Točno, bio bi još i bolji da je malo usklađeniji osim u boji ♫

♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫

♫ Ali Steve voditi predstavu voli ♫

♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫

♫ Čuo sam da je epizoda kućanica sinoć bila dobra ♫

♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫

♫ Ali sam izvisio zbog lošeg bakalara ♫

♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫

♫ Dok sam povraćao obrok, mislio sam: "Neću se bedirati." ♫

♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫

♫ Ionako ću večeras na Podu to pogledati ♫

♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫

♫ I sada se cijela mreža želi uključiti ♫

♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫

♫ Za dva dolara emisiju bez reklama pogledati ♫

♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫

♫ To je posao koji su ti dečki uvijek probati htjeli ♫

♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫

♫ Ali je samo Steve Jobs bio smjeli ♫

♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫

♫ Kažu mladi smo, ne gledamo TV ♫

♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫

♫ Kažu Internet je sve što želimo vidjeti ♫

♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫

♫ Ali to nije istina; sasvim su krivo shvatili ♫

♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫

♫ Vidite, sve naše emisije traju 2 minute ♫

♫ Hey ♫

♫ Hej ♫

♫ I got YouTube ♫

♫ Imam YouTube ♫

♫ I got YouTube ♫

♫ Imam YouTube ♫

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

♫ A sada dame i gospodo... ♫

a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --

samo za američku asocijaciju za zaštitu muzičkih prava,

the RIAA!

RIAA! (Recording Industry Association of America)

♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫

♫ Mladiću dok si surfao ♫

♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫

♫ Preuzeo si nešto, pjesmu skinuo ♫

♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫

♫ A onda, tupane, stavio ju na svoj Pod ♫

♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫

♫ Onda si poziv dobio koji ti je rekao... ♫

♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Upravo te tužio R-I-A-A ♫

♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Upravo te zeznuo R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫

♫ Njihov odvjetnik kaže da zločin počinio si ♫

♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫

♫ I bolje ti je da se ne ponovi -- ♫

♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Izgubili su pamet ovi u R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Pravda je slijepa u R-I-A-A ♫

♫ You're depriving the bands ♫

♫ Kradeš od bendova ♫

♫ You are learning to steal ♫

♫ Krasti učiš ♫

♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫

♫ Možeš raditi što poželiš ♫

♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫

♫ Prodaja CDa opada svake godine ♫

♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫

♫ Oni nisu pohlepni, samo se od straha tresu ♫

♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫

♫ Možda je kraj blizu i oni su u stresu♫

♫ And we download all our music ♫

♫ A mi smo svu muziku skinuli ♫

♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Ne bi li naljutili R-I-A-A ♫

♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫

♫ Nema plastičnih diskova iz R-I-A-A ♫

♫ What a way to make friends ♫

♫ Koji način za stjecanje prijatelja ♫

♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫

♫ To je plan koji ne propada ♫

♫ All your customers off to jail ♫

♫ Svi vaši kupci do zatvora ♫

♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫

♫ Tko će biti slijedeći za R-I-A-A? ♫

♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫

♫ Tko još dosađuje R-I-A-A

♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫

♫ Možda onaj koji zviždi melodiju? ♫

♫ Maybe humming along ♫

♫ Možda onaj koji mrmlja pjesmu? ♫

♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫

♫ Možda onaj koji im se pjesmom ruga? ♫