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譯者: Bill Hsiung
審譯者: Curtis Lo
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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各位先生，各位女士，
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the history of music and television on the Internet
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網路上的電視與音樂歷史
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in three minutes.
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在三分鐘內完整呈現。
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A TED medley --
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一個 TED 旋律。
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a TEDley.
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一個「泰迪律」。
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♫ It's nine o' clock on a Saturday ♫
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♫ 一個星期六晚上的九點鐘 ♫
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♫ The record store's closed for the night ♫
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♫ 唱片行已經打烊了 ♫
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♫ So I fire up the old iTunes music store ♫
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♫ 所以我打開老梗的 iTunes 線上音樂商店 ♫
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♫ And soon I am feelin' all right ♫
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♫ 很快的我的心情就變好了 ♫
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♫ I know Steve Jobs can find me a melody ♫
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♫ 我知道史帝夫•喬布斯可以為我找到一首歌 ♫
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♫ With one dollar pricing that rocks ♫
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♫ 只要一美元卻超酷的歌 ♫
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♫ I can type in the track and get album names back ♫
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♫ 只需鍵入曲目，我就可以知道專輯名稱 ♫
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♫ While still in my PJs and socks ♫
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♫ 而我仍穿著睡衣和溫暖的襪子 ♫
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♫ Sell us a song, you're the music man ♫
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♫ 音樂人呀～賣我們歌吧～ ♫
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♫ My iPod's still got 10 gigs to go ♫
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♫ 我的 iPod 還有 10G 的空間 ♫
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♫ Yes, we might prefer more compatibility ♫
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♫ 是的，如果有更多相容性會更好 ♫
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♫ But Steve likes to run the whole show ♫
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♫ 但是史帝夫喜歡當老大 ♫
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♫ I heard "Desperate Housewives" was great last night ♫
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♫ 我聽說昨晚的慾望師奶影集很棒 ♫
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♫ But I had a bad piece of cod ♫
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♫ 但是我昨晚吃鱈魚排食物中毒了 ♫
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♫ As I threw up my meal, I thought, "It's no big deal" ♫
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♫ 當我昨晚在吐的時候，心想：「這沒什麼大不了」 ♫
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♫ I'll watch it tonight on my 'Pod ♫
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♫ 我今天晚上在我的 iPod 上面看就好了 ♫
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♫ And now all of the networks are joining in ♫
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♫ 現在所有電視網路的節目都可以收看 ♫
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♫ Two bucks a show without ads ♫
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♫ 一集兩美元還沒有廣告 ♫
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♫ It's a business those guys always wanted to try ♫
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♫ 這是那些傢伙一直都想做的生意 ♫
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♫ But only Steve Jobs had the 'nads ♫
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♫ 但是只有史帝夫•喬布斯夠屌 ♫
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♫ They say we're young, don't watch TV ♫
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♫ 他們說我們年輕人不看電視 ♫
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♫ They say the Internet is all we see ♫
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♫ 他們說網路就是我們的全部 ♫
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♫ But that's not true; they've got it wrong ♫
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♫ 但這不是事實，他們全都搞錯了 ♫
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♫ See, all our shows are just two minutes long ♫
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♫ 因為，我們看的節目都只有兩分鐘 ♫
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♫ Hey ♫
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♫ 嘿 ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ 我有 YouTube ♫
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♫ I got YouTube ♫
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♫ 我有 YouTube ♫
02:12
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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現在，各位先生，各位女士...
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a tribute to the Recording Industry Association of America --
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向美國唱片業工會致敬，
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the RIAA!
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有名的 RIAA!
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♫ Young man, you were surfin' along ♫
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♫ 年輕人，你獨自在上網 ♫
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♫ And then, young man, you downloaded a song ♫
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♫ 然後，年輕人，你下載了一首歌 ♫
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♫ And then, dumb man, copied it to your 'Pod ♫
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♫ 然後，笨蛋，把它複製到你的 iPod 中 ♫
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♫ Then a phone call came to tell you ... ♫
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♫ 然後你就接到了一通電話 ♫
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♫ You've just been sued by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ 你剛剛被 R~I~A~A 告了 ♫
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♫ You've just been screwed by the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ 你剛剛被 R~I~A~A 搞了 ♫
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♫ Their attorneys say you committed a crime ♫
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♫ 他們的律師說你犯罪了 ♫
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♫ And there'd better not be a next time ♫
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♫ 最好別有下次 ♫
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♫ They've lost their minds at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ 在 R~I~A~A 他們都瘋了 ♫
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♫ Justice is blind at the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ 在 R~I~A~A 正義是盲目的 ♫
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♫ You're depriving the bands ♫
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♫ 你在掠奪樂團 ♫
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♫ You are learning to steal ♫
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♫ 你正學會偷竊 ♫
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♫ You can't do whatever you feel ♫
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♫ 你不能隨心所欲 ♫
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♫ CD sales have dropped every year ♫
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♫ CD 銷售量逐年下降 ♫
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♫ They're not greedy, they're just quaking with fear ♫
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♫ 他們不貪心，他們只是怕得發抖 ♫
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♫ Yes indeedy, what if their end is near ♫
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♫ 是的，是真的，如果他們的末日近了 ♫
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♫ And we download all our music ♫
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♫ 然後我們可以任意下載他們的音樂 ♫
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♫ Yeah, that would piss off the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ 是的，這會惹火了 R~I~A~A ♫
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♫ No plastic discs from the R-I-A-A ♫
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♫ 再也沒有從 R~I~A~A 來的塑膠碟片了 ♫
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♫ What a way to make friends ♫
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♫ 這真是一個交朋友的好方法 ♫
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♫ It's a plan that can't fail ♫
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♫ 絕不會失敗 ♫
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♫ All your customers off to jail ♫
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♫ 所有的客戶都進了監牢 ♫
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♫ Who'll be next for the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ R~I~A~A 下一個會找誰麻煩？ ♫
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♫ What else is vexing the R-I-A-A? ♫
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♫ 什麼還會讓 R~I~A~A 傷腦筋？ ♫
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♫ Maybe whistling a tune ♫
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♫ 也許吹口哨？ ♫
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♫ Maybe humming along ♫
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♫ 也許哼首歌？ ♫
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♫ Maybe mocking 'em in a song ♫
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♫ 或許在歌裡嘲諷他們？ ♫
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