Yossi Vardi: Help fight local warming

Prevodilac: Tijana Mihajlović Lektor: Mile Živković

We are going to talk today about the sequel of "Inconvenient Truth."

Danas ćemo pričati o nastavku „Neprijatne istine".

It's time again to talk about "Inconvenient Truth,"

Došlo je vreme da opet pričamo o neprijatnoj istini,

a truth that everyone is concerned about,

a svi su zainteresovani za istinu,

but nobody is willing to talk about.

ali niko nije voljan i da priča o njoj.

Somebody has to take the lead, and I decided to do it.

Neko mora da preuzme vođstvo, pa sam odlučio da ja to uradim.

If you are scared by global warming,

Ako se plašite globalnog zagrevanja,

wait until we learn about local warming.

čekajte samo da shvatite šta je lokalno zagrevanje.

We will talk today about local warming.

Danas ćemo pričati o lokalnom zagrevanju.

Important health message: blogging may be hazardous to your health,

Važno zdravstveno upozorenje: blogovanje može da bude

opasno po vaše zdravlje,

especially if you are a male.

posebno ako ste muškarac.

This message is given as a public service.

Ovo upozorenje je javna usluga.

Blogging affects your posture. We start with the posture.

Blogovanje utiče na držanje tela.

This is the posture of ladies who are not blogging;

Počinjemo sa držanjem tela.

Ovo je stav dama koje ne bloguju.

this is the posture of ladies who are blogging.

Ovo je stav dama koje bloguju.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

This is the natural posture of a man sitting,

Ovo je prirodni stav muškarca dok sedi,

squatting for ventilation purposes.

čuči zbog ventilacije.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And this is the natural posture of a standing man,

Ovo je prirodni stav muškarca dok stoji,

and I think this picture inspired Chris to insert me

a mislim da je ova slika inspirisala Krisa da me ubaci

into the lateral thinking session.

u sesiju lateralnog razmišljanja.

This is male blogging posture sitting, and the result is,

Ovo je muški sedeći stav za blogovanje, a rezultat je:

"For greater comfort,

„Zbog veće udobnosti,

men naturally sit with their legs farther apart than women,

muškarci prirodno sede raširenijih nogu u odnosu na žene

when working on laptop.

However, they will adopt a less natural posture

dok rade na laptopu.

Ipak, usvojiće manje prirodan stav

in order to balance it on their laps,

da bi balansirali sa laptopom,

which resulted in a significant rise of body heat

što ima za posledicu značajno povećanje temperature tela

between their thighs." This is the issue of local warming.

između njihovih butina." To je problem lokalnog zagrevanja.

(Laughter)

This is a very serious newspaper; it's Times of England --

(Smeh)

Ovo su veoma ozbiljne novine; To je engleski „Tajms" -

very serious. This is a very --

veoma ozbiljan. Ovo je veoma -

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

-- gentlemen and ladies, be serious.

- gospodo i dame, budite ozbiljni.

This is a very serious research, that you should read the underline.

Ovo je veoma ozbiljno istraživanje, pa treba da pročitate podvučeno.

And be careful, your genes are in danger.

Budite oprezni; vaši geni su u opasnosti.

Will geeks become endangered species?

Da li će štreberi postati ugrožena vrsta?

The fact: population growth in countries with high laptop --

Činjenica - rast populacije u zemljama sa visokom stopom...

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I need Hans Rosling to give me a graph.

Treba mi Hans Rosling da mi da grafikon.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

Global warming fun.

(Laughter)

Zabava kod globalnog zagrevanja.

(Smeh)

But let's keep things in proportion.

Hajde da zadržimo proporcionalnost kod ovih stvari.

How to take care in five easy steps:

Kako srediti stvari kroz pet jednostavnih koraka:

first of all, you can use natural ventilation. You can use body breath.

Kao prvo, koristite prirodnu ventilaciju.

Možete iskoristiti provetravanje tela.

You should stay cool with the appropriate clothing.

Treba da vam nije vruće u prikladnoj odeći.

You should care about your posture -- this is not right.

Treba da vodite računa o držanju tela - ovo nije ispravno.

Can you extract from Chris another minute and a half for me,

Da li možete da iskamčite od Krisa još minut i po

because I have a video I have to show you.

jer imam video koji vam moram pokazati?

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

You are great. This is the correct posture.

Sjajni ste. Ovo je pravilo držanje.

Another benefit of Wi-Fi, we learned yesterday about the benefits of Wi-Fi.

Još jedna korist od vaj-faja, a učili smo juče o tome.

Wi-Fi enables you to avoid the processor. And there are some enhanced

Dozvoljava vam da izbegnete procesor,

a postoje i neke napredne zaštitne metode

protection measures, which I would like to share with you,

and I would like, in a minute, to thank Philips for helping.

koje bih voleo da podelim sa vama

i voleo bih da na trenutak zahvalim Filipsu na pomoći.

This is a research which was done in '86, but it's still valid.

Ovo je istraživanje koje je urađeno '86. godine,

Scrotal temperature reflects intratesticular temperature

ali važi i dalje.

Skrotalna temperatura odražava intertestikularnu temperaturu

and is lowered by shaving.

i smanjuje se brijanjem.

By the way, I must admit, my English is not so good,

Uzgred, moram da priznam da mi engleski nije baš najbolji,

I didn't know what is scrotal; I understand it's a scrotum.

pa nisam znao šta znači „skrotalni"; razumeo sam ga kao „skrotum".

I guess in plural it's scrotal, like medium and media.

Mislio sam da je u množini „skrotalni", kao „medium" i „media" -

Digital scrotum, digital media.

digitalni skrotum, digitalni mediji -

And only last year I recognized that I'm a proud scrotum owner.

i tek sam prošle godine shvatio da sam ponosni vlasnik skrotuma.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And this research is being precipitated by the U.S. government,

Ovo istraživanje je američka vlada stavila na gomilu,

so you can see that your tax man is working for good causes.

pa možete videti da vaš poreznik

radi za dobre ciljeve.

Video: Man: The Philips Bodygroom has a sleek,

Video: Čovek: Filipsov elekstrični brijač ima uglađen,

ergonomic design for a safe and easy way to trim

ergonomski dizajn za brzo i lako uklanjanje

those scruffy underarm hairs, the untidy curls on and around your

neurednih dlaka ispod pazuha, neurednih loknica na i oko vašeg

[bleep], as well as the hard to reach locks on the underside of your

[pip], kao i loknica na teško dostupnom donjem delu vašeg

[bleep] and [bleep]. Once you use the Bodygroom, the world looks different.

[pip] i [pip]. Kada počnete da koristite električni brijač,

svet će izgledati drugačije,

And so does your [bleep]. These days, with a hair-free back,

kao i Vaš [pip]. Ovih dana, sa leđima bez dlaka,

well-groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my [bleep],

sređenim ramenima i sa dodatnim optičkim centimentrima,

well, let's just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy.

pa, recimo, život je postao prilično vraški dobar.

Yossi Vardi: This is one of the most popular viral advertisement of last year,

Josi Vardi: Ovo je jedna od najpopularnijih viralnih reklama

known as the optical inch by Philips. Let's applaud Philips --

iz prošle godine,

poznata kao optički centimetri od Filipsa.

(Applause)

Hajde da zaplješćemo Filipsu...

-- for this gesture for humanity.

(Aplauz)

And this is how they are promoting the product. This is --

zbog ovog humanog gesta.

Evo kako su promovisali svoj proizvod. Ovo je...

I didn't touch it, this is original.

Nisam ga ni pipnuo; ovo je original.

Laptop use to solve overpopulation. And if everything failed,

Upotreba laptopa da se sredi prenaseljenost.

Ako ništa ne uspe,

there are some secondary uses.

postoje i neke sporedne upotrebe.

And then our next talk, our next TED if you invite me

Zatim, naš sledeći TED govor, ako me pozovete biće

will be why you should not carry a cell phone in your pocket.

zašto ne treba da nosite mobilni telefon u džepu.

And this is what the young generation says.

Evo šta kaže mlađa generacija.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

And I just want to show you that I'm not just preaching,

Želim da vam pokažem da ne popujem samo,

but I also practice.

(Laughter)

već i da praktikujem.

(Smeh)

4 am in the morning.

Četiri ujutru.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

You cannot use this picture.

Nije vam dozvoljeno da koristite ovu sliku.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

Now, I have some mini TED Prizes, this is the Philips Bodygroom,

E, sada, imam neke mini TED poklone. Ovo je Filipsov električni brijač,

one for our leader.

jedan za našeg lidera.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

Anybody feels threatened, anybody really need it?

Neko se oseća ugroženo? Nekom stvarno treba?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Any lady, any lady? Thank you very much.

Neka dama, neka dama? Hvala vam.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)