Yossi Vardi: Help fight local warming

翻译人员: Wang Qian 校对人员: Peilu Chen

We are going to talk today about the sequel of "Inconvenient Truth."

我们今天来讲讲《难以忽视的真相》之续集。

It's time again to talk about "Inconvenient Truth,"

现在是时候再次讨论《难以忽视的真相》了。

a truth that everyone is concerned about,

一个真相每个人都会去关注，

but nobody is willing to talk about.

但是却没有人愿意去谈论。

Somebody has to take the lead, and I decided to do it.

总得有人带头，于是我决定这么做

If you are scared by global warming,

如果你恐惧全球变暖，

wait until we learn about local warming.

那么且慢，让我们先了解局部变暖。

We will talk today about local warming.

今天我们将讨论局部变暖。

Important health message: blogging may be hazardous to your health,

重要健康提示:撰写博客可能危机你的健康，

especially if you are a male.

尤其是男性。

This message is given as a public service.

这个信息作为一项公共福利而告知大家。

Blogging affects your posture. We start with the posture.

撰写博客影响你的姿势。我们从姿势部分开始谈。

This is the posture of ladies who are not blogging;

这是一位不在撰写博客的女士的坐姿，

this is the posture of ladies who are blogging.

这是一位在撰写博客的女士坐姿。

(Laughter)

(笑声)

This is the natural posture of a man sitting,

这是一位男士的自然坐姿，

squatting for ventilation purposes.

可以保持通风。

(Laughter)

(笑声)

And this is the natural posture of a standing man,

这是一般男士的自然站姿。

and I think this picture inspired Chris to insert me

我想定是这幅图让Chris鼓足勇气

into the lateral thinking session.

力邀我参与这横向的思维会议。

This is male blogging posture sitting, and the result is,

这是一位男士在撰写博客时的坐姿，而结果是，

"For greater comfort,

"为了更舒适，

men naturally sit with their legs farther apart than women,

当男性使用笔记本电脑工作的时候

when working on laptop.

倾向于两腿比女士分得更开。

However, they will adopt a less natural posture

但是，他们将会采取一种不那么自然的坐姿，

in order to balance it on their laps,

为的是让在他们膝上的笔记本保持平衡，

which resulted in a significant rise of body heat

那会导致两股之间的体温显著身高，

between their thighs." This is the issue of local warming.

这就导致了所谓的"局部变暖"的问题。

(Laughter)

(笑声)

This is a very serious newspaper; it's Times of England --

这是一份非常严肃的报纸，英格兰的泰晤士报--

very serious. This is a very --

非常严肃。这是非常--

(Laughter)

(笑声)

-- gentlemen and ladies, be serious.

先生们和女士们，严肃点。

This is a very serious research, that you should read the underline.

这是一项非常严肃的研究，你应该读一下有下划线的部分。

And be careful, your genes are in danger.

并且请小心，你的基因在危险之中。

Will geeks become endangered species?

技术怪才们将会濒临绝种么?

The fact: population growth in countries with high laptop --

事实:在那些笔记本电脑高覆盖的国家的人口增长-

(Laughter)

(笑声)

I need Hans Rosling to give me a graph.

我需要Hans Rosling医生给我一个图表。

(Applause)

(掌声)

Global warming fun.

全球变暖有意思。

(Laughter)

(笑声)

But let's keep things in proportion.

但是让我们恰如其分的看待事情。

How to take care in five easy steps:

怎样用五个简单的保健方法。

first of all, you can use natural ventilation. You can use body breath.

首先，你可以使用自然通风。你可以使用身体呼吸。

You should stay cool with the appropriate clothing.

你应该穿上合适的衣物来保持凉爽。

You should care about your posture -- this is not right.

你应搞注意你的身姿 --- 这是不正确的。

Can you extract from Chris another minute and a half for me,

你们可以再从Chris那里给我再要一分半钟么，

because I have a video I have to show you.

因为我有一个视频我必须播放给你们看。

(Applause)

(掌声)

You are great. This is the correct posture.

你们很棒。这是正确的姿势。

Another benefit of Wi-Fi, we learned yesterday about the benefits of Wi-Fi.

让我们来看看无线网络的另外一项益处，我们昨天已经了解了其许多好处。

Wi-Fi enables you to avoid the processor. And there are some enhanced

无线上网让你可以避开处理器。还有一些加强的保护措施

protection measures, which I would like to share with you,

我希望跟你们分享。

and I would like, in a minute, to thank Philips for helping.

并且我想，马上感谢飞利浦公司所提供的帮助。

This is a research which was done in '86, but it's still valid.

这是一项在1986完成的研究，但是它依然有效。

Scrotal temperature reflects intratesticular temperature

阴囊温度反映了睾丸温度

and is lowered by shaving.

修剪体毛可以降低温度。

By the way, I must admit, my English is not so good,

顺带一提，我的英语不太好，

I didn't know what is scrotal; I understand it's a scrotum.

我不晓得阴囊得用复数scrotal，我只会用单数scrotum。

I guess in plural it's scrotal, like medium and media.

我猜这个词复数形式和“媒体”的变形差不多

Digital scrotum, digital media.

数字阴囊，数字媒体。

And only last year I recognized that I'm a proud scrotum owner.

去年我才发现我又多了一个阴囊（指终于知道要用复数）。

(Laughter)

（笑）

And this research is being precipitated by the U.S. government,

我的研究还多亏了美国政府，

so you can see that your tax man is working for good causes.

看来纳税人的钱没白花。

Video: Man: The Philips Bodygroom has a sleek,

影片：男子：飞利浦bodygroom采用平滑

ergonomic design for a safe and easy way to trim

符合人体工学的设计，让你安全简单地

those scruffy underarm hairs, the untidy curls on and around your

修剪杂乱的腋毛

[bleep], as well as the hard to reach locks on the underside of your

在--（消音）--附近的卷毛，还有在（消音）和（消音）下面不易清除的部位等。

[bleep] and [bleep]. Once you use the Bodygroom, the world looks different.

世界因bodygroom而不同，

And so does your [bleep]. These days, with a hair-free back,

你的（消音）也会不同。最近，我的背部变得清爽

well-groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my [bleep],

腋下也整洁干净，还有我的（消音）也变得光溜溜的，

well, let's just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy.

嗯，只能说我的生活变得十分舒适。

Yossi Vardi: This is one of the most popular viral advertisement of last year,

Yossi Vardi：这是去年最受欢迎的医学广告--

known as the optical inch by Philips. Let's applaud Philips --

人们称它为“光溜溜的飞利浦”。让我们为飞利浦鼓掌--

(Applause)

（掌声）

-- for this gesture for humanity.

--他们的设计真的很人性化。

And this is how they are promoting the product. This is --

这是他们的广告，真是--

I didn't touch it, this is original.

我可没动手脚哦，这是原版的。

Laptop use to solve overpopulation. And if everything failed,

笔记本电脑可以解决人口过都问题。要是东西坏了，

there are some secondary uses.

还可以用在别处发挥余热。

And then our next talk, our next TED if you invite me

下次要是TED还请我来的话，

will be why you should not carry a cell phone in your pocket.

我的标题会是“不要把手机放在口袋里”。

And this is what the young generation says.

这是现在年轻人的主张。

(Applause)

(掌声)

And I just want to show you that I'm not just preaching,

顺带一提，我可不是光说不做的人哦……

but I also practice.

我会身体力行……

(Laughter)

(笑声)

4 am in the morning.

凌晨4点钟。

(Laughter)

(笑声)

You cannot use this picture.

你不能用这张图片。

(Applause)

(掌声)

Now, I have some mini TED Prizes, this is the Philips Bodygroom,

现在，我有一些小奖品，这是一个飞利浦bodygroom身体剃毛器。

one for our leader.

一份给领导。

(Applause)

(掌声)

Anybody feels threatened, anybody really need it?

有人觉得很危险，需要这个吗？

(Laughter)

(笑声)

Any lady, any lady? Thank you very much.

有哪位女士要么，哪位女士?非常感谢。

(Applause)

(掌声)