Heather Knight: Silicon-based comedy

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Some of the greatest innovations

Neke od najvećih inovacija

and developments in the world

i razvoja na svetu

often happen at the intersection of two fields.

često se događaju na preseku dve oblasti.

So tonight I'd like to tell you

Večeras bih volela da vam

about the intersection that I'm most excited about at this very moment,

govorim o preseku koji mene trenutno najviše oduševljava,

which is entertainment and robotics.

a to je zabava i robotika.

So if we're trying to make robots

Kada bismo probali da napravimo

that can be more expressive

robote koji su izražajniji i

and that can connect better with us in society,

koji se bolje povezuju sa nama u društvu,

maybe we should look to some of the human professionals

možda bi trebalo da pogledamo neke od ljudskih stručnjaka

of artificial emotion and personality

za veštačke emocije i ličnost koji

that occur in the dramatic arts.

se pojavljuju u dramskoj umetnosti.

I'm also interested in creating new technologies for the arts

Takođe me zanima stvaranje novih tehnologija za umetnost

and to attract people

kako bi privukli ljude

to science and technology.

nauci i tehnologiji.

Some people in the last decade or two

Neki ljudi su u proteklih deceniju ili dve

have started creating artwork with technology.

počeli da stvaraju umetnost sa tehnologijom.

With my new venture, Marilyn Monrobot,

Uz moj novi poduhvat, Marilin Monrobot,

I would like to use art to create tech.

volela bih da koristim umetnost da stvorim tehnologiju.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

So we're based in New York City.

Nalazimo se u Njujorku.

And if you're a performer that wants to collaborate

I ako ste izvođač koji želi saradnju sa neodoljivim

with an adorable robot,

robotom ili ako imate

or if you have a robot that needs entertainment representation,

robota kojem treba zastupnik u industriji zabave,

please contact me, the Bot-Agent.

javite se meni, agentu za robote.

The bot, our rising celebrity,

Robot, naša zvezda u usponu,

also has his own Twitter account: @robotinthewild.

ima i vlastiti Twitter nalog: @robotinthewild.

I'd like to introduce you to one of our first robots, Data.

Volela bih da vam predstavim jednog od naših prvih robota, Datu.

He's named after the Star Trek character.

Dobio je ime po liku iz "Zvezdanih staza".

I think he's going to be super popular.

MIslim da će biti jako popularan.

We've got the robot --

Imamo robota -

in his head is a database of a lot of jokes.

u njegovoj glavi je baza podataka sa mnogo šala.

Now each of these jokes is labeled with certain attributes.

Svaka od tih šala je označena određenim pridevom.

So it knows something about the subject; it knows about the length.

Dakle zna nešto o temi, zna dužinu.

It knows how much it's moving.

Zna koliko je šala dirljiva.

And so it's going to try to watch your response.

I on će sada probati da posmatra vaš odgovor.

I actually have no idea what my robot is going to do today.

I ja zapravo ne znam šta će moj robot danas uraditi.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

It can also learn from you

Od vas može saznati i o

about the quality of its jokes

kvalitetu svojih šala

and cater things, sort of like Netflix-style,

i prilagoditi se - slično "Netfliksu" -

over longer-term

tokom dužeg

to different communities or audiences,

razdoblja različitm zajednicama ili publikama -

children versus adults, different cultures.

deci ili odraslima, različitim kulturama.

You can learn something from the robot

Možete nešto naučiti od robota o

about the community that you're in.

zajednici u kojoj ste.

And also I can use each one of you as the acting coach

Takođe mogu uzeti bilo koga od vas da bude učitelj glume

to our future robot companions.

naših budućih kompanjona.

Some of you in this middle section --

Neki od vas u sredini;

you have red/green paddles.

imate zeleno/crvene kartice.

If you like what's going on,

Ako vam se sviđa šta se dešava,

show the green.

pokažite zeleno.

If you don't like the subject or the performance,

Ako vam se ne sviđa predmet izvođenja,

you can hold the red.

pokažite crveno.

Now don't be shy.

Nemojte se stideti.

It's just a robot.

To je samo robot;

It doesn't have feelings ... yet.

nema osećanja... još uvek.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And the rest of you,

A ostali

you still count, you still matter.

i vi se računate i vi ste važni.

There's also a microphone

Ovde je i mikrofon

that's listening to the aggregate laughter and applause

koji osluškuje ukupni smeh i aplauz i negodovanje

and booing -- I hope not --

- nadam se da ga neće biti -

to help make some of its next decisions.

i pomaže u pravljenju naredne odluke.

Right, so,

Dobro,

let the robot stand-up comedy begin.

neka robot komičar počne.

Data: Hello TEDWomen.

Data: Zdravo TEDWomen.

It's an honor to be here.

Čast mi je da budem ovde.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Applause)

(aplauz)

You guys are looking good out there.

Ljudi, super izgledate.

Ready for some jokes?

Spremni za šale?

Audience: Yeah.

(Publika: Da.)

Data: Here's the first one.

Evo je prva.

Right, so,

Dobro, dakle,

a doctor says to his patient,

doktor kaže pacijentu,

"I have bad news and worse news.

"Imam loše i još gore vesti za vas.

The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live."

Loša vest je da imate još samo 24 sata života."

"That's terrible," said the patient.

"To je strašno", reče pacijent.

"How can the news possibly be worse?"

"Kako vesti mogu biti gore?"

"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

"Pokušavam da vas kontaktiram od juče."

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Applause)

(aplauz)

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.

Švajcarci imaju zanimljivu vojsku. 500 godina bez rata.

Heather Knight: He's talking about the Swiss.

Heder Najt: Govori o Švajcarcima.

Data: Pretty lucky for them.

Data: Blago njima.

Ever see that little Swiss Army knife

Jeste nekad videli taj mali nož, sa kojim

they have to fight with?

moraju da se bore?

"Come on buddy, I have the toe clippers right here.

"Hajde druže, u ruci mi je grickalica za nokte.

You get past me,

Ako me prođeš,

the guy behind me has a spoon."

momak iza mene ima kašiku."

(Laughter)

(smeh)

HK: He's a French robot.

HN: On je francuski robot.

Data: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods.

Data: Par lovaca iz Nju Džersija su u šumi.

One of them falls to the ground.

Jedan od njih pada na zemlju.

He does not seem to be breathing.

Izgleda da ne diše.

The other guy whips out his cell phone

Drugi momak vadi svoj mobilni

and calls 911.

i zove hitnu pomoć.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead.

Kaže operateru: "Moj prijatelj je mrtav.

What can I do?"

Šta da radim?"

The operator says, "Just take it easy.

Operater kaže: "Samo polako.

I can help.

Pomoći ću vam.

First, let's make sure he's dead."

Prvo, da vidimo je li stvarno mrtav."

There is a silence,

Tišina na trenutak,

and the operator hears a shot.

nakon čega se čuje pucanj.

The guy's voice comes back on the line,

Tip se vraća na telefon,

"Okay, now what?"

"Okej, šta sada?"

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Applause)

(aplauz)

Question: Why is television called a medium?

Pitanje: Zašto se televizor zove medij?

Anyone?

Bilo ko?

Because it's neither rare nor well done.

Jer niti je sirov, niti dobro pripremljen. (igra reči u eng)

But to be completely honest with you,

Ali da budem potpuno iskren sa vama,

I kind of love television.

ja ipak volim televiziju.

Any of you like television? Audience: Yes.

Neko od vas voli televiziju? (Publika: Da.)

Data: I find it incredibly educational.

Nalazim da je neverovatno poučna.

Actually, as soon as someone turns it on,

Zapravo, čim ga neko upali,

I go into the other room and read.

ja idem u drugu sobu i čitam.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

That's all for now.

To je sve za sada.

Was that okay for my first time?

Je l' bilo dobro za prvi put?

(Applause)

(aplauz)

You've been a great audience.

Bili ste sjajna publika.

Thank you.

Hvala vam.

HK: Yay.

HN: Jeee.

(Applause)

(aplauz)

So this is actually the first time

Dake, ovo je prvi put da smo

we've ever done live audience feedback to a performance.

imali živu povratnu informaciju za nastup.

So thank you all for being a part of it.

I hvala svima što ste učestvovali.

There's a lot more to come.

Još mnogo toga dolazi.

And we hope to learn a lot about robot expression.

I nadamo se da ćemo mnogo naučiti o izražavanju robota.

Thank you very much.

Mnogo vam hvala.

(Applause)

(aplauz)