Heather Knight: Silicon-based comedy

Prevoditelj: Davorin Jelačić Recezent: Mislav Ante Omazić - EFZG

Some of the greatest innovations

Neke od najvećih inovacija

and developments in the world

i razvoja u svijetu

often happen at the intersection of two fields.

često se dogode na presjeku dvaju polja.

So tonight I'd like to tell you

Večeras bih vam voljela govoriti

about the intersection that I'm most excited about at this very moment,

o presjeku koji mene trenutno najviše oduševljava,

which is entertainment and robotics.

a to su zabava i robotika.

So if we're trying to make robots

Ako pokušavamo napraviti robote

that can be more expressive

koji mogu biti izražajniji

and that can connect better with us in society,

i bolje se povezati s nama u društvu,

maybe we should look to some of the human professionals

možda bismo trebali pogledati neke profesionalce

of artificial emotion and personality

umjetnih emocija i osobnosti

that occur in the dramatic arts.

kakve se pojavljuju u dramskim umjetnostima.

I'm also interested in creating new technologies for the arts

Također sam zainteresirana stvoriti nove tehnologije za umjetnost

and to attract people

i približiti ljude

to science and technology.

znanosti i tehnologiji.

Some people in the last decade or two

U posljednjem desetljeću ili tako nešto neki su

have started creating artwork with technology.

počeli stvarati umjetnička djela pomoću tehnologije.

With my new venture, Marilyn Monrobot,

S mojim novim pothvatom, Marilyn Monrobotom,

I would like to use art to create tech.

voljela bih koristiti umjetnost da stvorim tehnologiju.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

So we're based in New York City.

Sjedište nam je u New Yorku.

And if you're a performer that wants to collaborate

I ako ste izvođač koji želi suradnju

with an adorable robot,

s dražesnim robotom,

or if you have a robot that needs entertainment representation,

ili ako imate robota koji treba zastupanje u industriji zabave,

please contact me, the Bot-Agent.

javite se meni, agentu za botove.

The bot, our rising celebrity,

Bot, naša zvijezda u usponu,

also has his own Twitter account: @robotinthewild.

ima i vlastiti Twitter račun: @robotinthewild.

I'd like to introduce you to one of our first robots, Data.

Pa bih vam voljela predstaviti jednog od naših prvih robota, Datu.

He's named after the Star Trek character.

Ime je dobio po liku iz Zvjezdanih staza.

I think he's going to be super popular.

Mislim da će biti super popularan.

We've got the robot --

Imamo robota --

in his head is a database of a lot of jokes.

u njegovoj glavi je baza podataka s mnogo viceva.

Now each of these jokes is labeled with certain attributes.

Svaki od tih viceva je označen određenim atributima.

So it knows something about the subject; it knows about the length.

Robot zna nešto o temi, zna duljinu.

It knows how much it's moving.

Zna koliko je vic dirljiv.

And so it's going to try to watch your response.

I pokušat će promatrati vašu reakciju.

I actually have no idea what my robot is going to do today.

Zapravo nemam pojma što će moj robot danas učiniti.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

It can also learn from you

On i od vas može učiti

about the quality of its jokes

o kvaliteti svojih šala

and cater things, sort of like Netflix-style,

i prilagoditi se – slično Netflix-u --

over longer-term

tijekom duljeg razdoblja

to different communities or audiences,

različitim društvima ili publici --

children versus adults, different cultures.

djeci ili odraslima, različitim kulturama.

You can learn something from the robot

Od robota možete nešto naučiti

about the community that you're in.

o zajednici koje ste dio.

And also I can use each one of you as the acting coach

A ja također mogu svakoga od vas iskoristiti kao glumačkog tutora

to our future robot companions.

naših budućih robotskih kompanjona.

Some of you in this middle section --

Neki od vas u srednjem dijelu.

you have red/green paddles.

Imate crveno/zelene jastuke.

If you like what's going on,

Ako vam se sviđa ono što se događa,

show the green.

pokažite zeleno.

If you don't like the subject or the performance,

Ako vam se ne sviđa tema ili izvođenje,

you can hold the red.

podignite crveno.

Now don't be shy.

Nemojte se stidjeti.

It's just a robot.

To je samo robot;

It doesn't have feelings ... yet.

on nema osjećaje… još.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And the rest of you,

A vi ostali,

you still count, you still matter.

i vi se brojite, i vi ste važni.

There's also a microphone

Tu je i mikrofon

that's listening to the aggregate laughter and applause

koji osluškuje skupni smijeh i pljesak

and booing -- I hope not --

i bukanje – nadam se da ga neće biti --

to help make some of its next decisions.

koji će mu pomoći donijeti sljedeće odluke.

Right, so,

Dobro, dakle,

let the robot stand-up comedy begin.

neka robotska stand up komedija počne.

Data: Hello TEDWomen.

Data: Zdravo, TED žene.

It's an honor to be here.

Čast mi je biti ovdje.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

You guys are looking good out there.

Vi ekipa dobro izgledate tamo.

Ready for some jokes?

Jeste spremni za viceve?

Audience: Yeah.

(Publika: Da.)

Data: Here's the first one.

Evo prvog.

Right, so,

Dobro, dakle,

a doctor says to his patient,

kaže doktor pacijentu,

"I have bad news and worse news.

"Imam lošu vijest i još goru vijest.

The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live."

Loša vijest je da ti je ostalo još samo 24 sata života."

"That's terrible," said the patient.

"To je užasno," reče pacijent.

"How can the news possibly be worse?"

"Kako ikoja vijest uopće može biti gora?"

"I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

"Pokušavam vam to javiti još od jučer."

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.

Švicarci imaju zanimljivu vojsku. Pet stotina godina bez rata.

Heather Knight: He's talking about the Swiss.

Heather Knight: Govori o Švicarcima.

Data: Pretty lucky for them.

Data: Stvarno su sretnici.

Ever see that little Swiss Army knife

Jeste li ikada vidjeli švicarski nožić

they have to fight with?

s kojim se moraju boriti?

"Come on buddy, I have the toe clippers right here.

"Hej, frajeru, u ruci mi je grickalica za nokte.

You get past me,

Ako mene prođeš,

the guy behind me has a spoon."

Tip iza mene ima žlicu."

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

HK: He's a French robot.

HK: On je francuski robot.

Data: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods.

Data: Dvojica lovaca iz New Jerseya su u šumi.

One of them falls to the ground.

Jedan padne na zemlju.

He does not seem to be breathing.

Ne čini se da diše.

The other guy whips out his cell phone

Drugi tip izvuče mobitel

and calls 911.

i zove 911.

He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead.

Kaže operateru, „Prijatelj mi je mrtav.

What can I do?"

Što da radim?"

The operator says, "Just take it easy.

Operater kaže, „Samo se smirite.

I can help.

Mogu vam pomoći.

First, let's make sure he's dead."

Prvo, moramo biti sigurni da je mrtav."

There is a silence,

Neko vrijeme je tišina,

and the operator hears a shot.

i operater čuje pucanj.

The guy's voice comes back on the line,

Glas čovjeka je opet na vezi,

"Okay, now what?"

"Dobro, a što sad?"

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

Question: Why is television called a medium?

Pitanje: Zašto za televiziju kažemo da je medium (medij, srednja)?

Anyone?

Bilo tko?

Because it's neither rare nor well done.

Jer nije ni sirova, a ni dobro priređena.

But to be completely honest with you,

Ali da budem potpuno iskren s vama,

I kind of love television.

ja nekako volim televiziju.

Any of you like television? Audience: Yes.

Voli li netko od vas televiziju? (Publika: Da.)

Data: I find it incredibly educational.

Mislim da je ona nevjerojatno obrazovna.

Actually, as soon as someone turns it on,

Zapravo, čim je netko uključi,

I go into the other room and read.

ja odlazim u drugu sobu i čitam.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

That's all for now.

To je sve za sada.

Was that okay for my first time?

Je li to bilo dobro za prvi puta?

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

You've been a great audience.

Bili ste sjajna publika.

Thank you.

Hvala vam.

HK: Yay.

HK: Jeee.

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

So this is actually the first time

Ovo je, u stvari, prvi puta ikad

we've ever done live audience feedback to a performance.

da smo imali izvedbu uživo s povratnom informacijom publike.

So thank you all for being a part of it.

Hvala vam svima što se bili dio ovoga.

There's a lot more to come.

Puno toga će tek doći.

And we hope to learn a lot about robot expression.

I nadamo se naučiti mnogo o robotskoj izražajnosti.

Thank you very much.

Hvala vam puno.

(Applause)

(Pljesak)