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(Non English)

[Ne engleski]

(French) Mais Des fois on peut voir parce Que Les gens

ici faire Des choses on peut manger.

(French) Mais quand tu es fâché avec quelqu'un

c'est pas passé the first time.

(British English) And that's one of the things that I enjoy most

... i to je jedna od stvari u kojima najviše uživam

about this convention.

na ovom skupu.

Nije toliko puno, koliko ima malo veze sa svime što jeste.

It's not so much, as so little has to do with what everything is.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

But it is within our self-interest

Ali je to u našem interesu

to understand the topography of our lives

da razumemo topografiju naših života

u nas same.

unto ourselves.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

The future states that there is no time

Budućnost kaže

da ne postoji vreme

osim kolapsa senzacije

other than the collapsation of that sensation

of the mirror of the memories in which we are living.

ogledala naših sećanja u kojima mi živimo.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Common knowledge,

To je opšte poznato,

but important nonetheless.

ali u svakom slučaju važno.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Kako se suočavamo sa strahom u današnjim vremenima,

As we face fear in these times,

and fear is all around us,

a strah se nalazi svuda oko nas,

we also have anti-fear.

takođe imamo i anti-strah.

Teško ga je zamisliti ili izmeriti.

It's hard to imagine or measure.

The background radiation is simply too static

Radijacija iz pozadine je prosto previše statična

to be able to be seen under the normal spectral analysis.

da bi se mogla videti pod normalnim spektralnim analizama.

Ali se osećamo kao da postoje vremena

(American accent) But we feel as though there are times

when a lot of us -- you know what I'm saying?

kada mnogi od nas - jel' razumete?

But -- you know what I'm saying?

Ali - me razumete?

Because, as a hip hop thing, you know what I'm saying,

Jer, znači, kao hip-hop stvar, me razumete,

TED be rocking -- you know what I'm saying.

TED otkida - kontaš.

Like so I wrote a song,

Napisao sam kao pesmu,

nadam se da vam se đasvi.

and I hope you guys dig it.

Ovo je pesma o ljudima

It's a song about people

i Velikom Stopalu -

and sasquatches --

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

- i ostalim francuskim naučnim stvarima.

And other French science stuff.

Francuska nauka.

That's French science.

Okay, here we go.

U redu, krećemo.

(Singing) I've been trying inside

♫ Pokušavao sam iznutra ♫

I know that I'm in trouble

♫ I znam da sam sam u nevolji ♫

(Applause)

that I'm in trouble

by myself

But every time it gets me

♫ Ali svaki put me uhvati ♫

(Vocalization)

♫ [nejasno] ♫

(Beatbox)

(Muzika)

(Singing) And I've been trying to be the one that you believe in

♫ I pokušavao sam da budem onaj u kojeg veruješ ♫

And you're the one that I want to be so saucy

♫ I ti si ona za koju bi voleo da bude bezobrazna ♫

And you're the one I want to [unclear], baby

♫ I ti si ona koju želim da [nejasno], dušo ♫

And you can do anything

♫ I ti možes da uradiš sve ♫

as long as you don't get hurt along the way back

♫ sve dok se ne povrediš na putu nazad ♫

(Beatbox)

If I survive, I'm going to tell you what is wrong

♫ Ako preživim, reći ću ti šta nije u redu ♫

♫ Jer da si ti [nejasno] ♫

Because if you were [unclear]

And I think that you're looking like a [unclear]

♫ I ja mislim da izgledaš kao [nejasno] ♫

I give you what I want to be

♫ Ja ti dajem šta želim da budem ♫

(Music)

(Muzika)

(Music ends abruptly)

(British accent) And it's like,

Možete da iskoristite koliko god želite tih stvari.

you could use as many of those things that you want.

(Aplauz)

(Applause)

And the computer models,

I kompjuter izmodeluje to,

no matter how many that you have

bez obzira koliko ih imate

and how many people that you use,

i koliko ljudi koristite,

are never going to be able to arrive at the same conclusions.

nikad neće moći da stignu do jednog istog zaključka.

Pre četiri godine sam radio sa nekoliko ljudi na Brukings Institutu,

Four years ago I worked with a few people at the Brookings Institute,

and I arrived at a conclusion.

i stigao sam do zaključka.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Tomorrow is another day.

Sutra je još jedan dan.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Not just any day,

Ne bilo koji dan,

but it is a day.

ali je ipak dan.

It will get here, there's no question.

Stići će, u to nema sumnje.

And the important thing to remember

Važna stvar koju treba zapamtiti

is that this simulation is a good one.

je da je ova simulacija dobra.

It's believable, it's tactile.

Uveravajuća je, taktilna je.

You can reach out -- things are solid.

Možete da posegnete za nečim - stvari su opipljive.

You can move objects from one area to another.

Možete da pomerate predmete iz jedne oblasti u drugu.

Možete osetiti svoje telo.

You can feel your body.

You can say, "I'd like to go over to this location,"

Možete reći: "Ja bih želeo da odem do one lokacije,"

i možete da pomerite ovu masu molekula kroz vazduh

and you can move this mass of molecules through the air

do neke lokacije, po vašoj želji.

over to another location, at will.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

That's something you live inside of every day.

To je nešto u čemu živite svaki dan.

Now with the allocation and the understanding

Sada sa raspodelom i razumevanjem

of the lack of understanding,

manjka razumevanja,

we enter into a new era of science

mi ulazimo u novo doba nauke

u kojoj ne osećamo ništa više

in which we feel nothing more

than so much so as to say

nego dovoljno da se kaže

da oni unutar samih sebe,

that those within themselves,

comporary or non-comporary,

komporarni ili ne-komporarni,

će se figurativno figurisati

will figuratively figure

into the folding of our non-understanding

u uklapanje našeg nerazumevanja

and our partial understanding

i našeg delimičnog razumevanja

to the networks of which we all draw our source

mreža iz kojih mi svi vučemo izvore

and conclusions from.

i zaključke.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

So, as I say before the last piece,

Tako dok govorim pre poslednje tačke,

ne smatrajte to kao loptu na kojoj živimo,

feel not as though it is a sphere we live on,

rather an infinite plane which has the illusion

nego kao neograničenu ravan koja daje iluziju

of leading yourself back to the point of origin.

da vas vodi na mesto odakle ste krenuli.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Once we understand that all the spheres in the sky

Kada napokon razumemo da su sve tačke na nebu

are just large infinite planes,

samo velike neograničene ravni,

to će biti očigledno za videti. Ha ha ha.

it will be plain to see.

(Laughter)

(Audience) (Laughter)

This is my final piece.

Ovo je moja poslednja tačka.

And just remember,

I zapamtite

everything you are --

sve što jeste -

mnogo je važnije realizovati

it's more important to realize the negative space,

negativan prostor,

as music is only the division of space;

jer je muzika samo deoba prostora;

it is the space we are listening to divided as such,

to je prostor koji slušamo tako podeljen,

which gives us the information in comparison to something other

koji nam daje informacije

i upoređivanja sa nečim drugim

that gives us the idea of what the idea that wants to be transmitted

koje nam daje ideju kakva ideja koja se želi preneti

želi da bude.

wants to be.

So please, without further ado.

Molim vas, bez daljeg odlaganja.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

Thank you.

Hvala vam.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

This is a fun one.

Ova je zabavna.

It goes like this.

Ide ovako.

(Beatbox)

(Muzika)

(Gibberish)

(Music ends)

Okay, for the last piece I'd like to do,

U redu, za poslednju tačku bih želeo da uradim,

this one goes very similar to this.

nešto veoma slično ovome.

I hope you guys recognize it.

Nadam se da ćete je prepoznati.

Here we go.

Idemo.

Okay, that still works. Okay, good.

U redu, to još uvek radi. Dobro.

U redu, krećemo.

All right, here we go.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Beatbox)

(Muzika)

Here we go.

Idemo.

(Beatbox)

(Muzika)

Yeah, yo, yo, yo

♫ Da, ej, ej, ej ♫

(Gibberish)

(Muzika)

(Music fades out)

Thank you. Enjoy the rest.

Hvala vam. Uživajte u ostalima. Hvala.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)