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翻译人员: Angelia King 校对人员: Yishuang Xu

(Non English)

[非英语]

(French) Mais Des fois on peut voir parce Que Les gens

ici faire Des choses on peut manger.

(French) Mais quand tu es fâché avec quelqu'un

c'est pas passé the first time.

(British English) And that's one of the things that I enjoy most

关于这大会

about this convention.

我最享受的事之一就是

都跟"万物为何"这个话题有着多多少少的关系

It's not so much, as so little has to do with what everything is.

(Laughter)

（笑声）

But it is within our self-interest

了解一下生命的崎岖

to understand the topography of our lives

和我们自身的关系

是为了自身利益

unto ourselves.

(Laughter)

（笑声）

The future states that there is no time

未来表明

并不存在时间

只不过是我们在记忆影像中的生活

other than the collapsation of that sensation

of the mirror of the memories in which we are living.

轰然崩塌而已

(Laughter)

（笑声）

Common knowledge,

虽说是常识

but important nonetheless.

但也还是很重要的

(Laughter)

（笑声）

在这种情况下我们感到恐惧

As we face fear in these times,

and fear is all around us,

恐惧无所不在

we also have anti-fear.

也有抗恐惧法子

很难设想或衡量

It's hard to imagine or measure.

The background radiation is simply too static

背景辐射过于静态

to be able to be seen under the normal spectral analysis.

普通光谱分析根本无法检测出来

但有些时候我们也会觉得

(American accent) But we feel as though there are times

when a lot of us -- you know what I'm saying?

当许多人 -- 你们懂的

But -- you know what I'm saying?

但是呢 -- 你们懂的

Because, as a hip hop thing, you know what I'm saying,

就 嘻哈音乐那种范儿 你们都懂的

TED be rocking -- you know what I'm saying.

TED赞爆了 -- 就这意思

Like so I wrote a song,

我写了首歌

希望大家喜欢

and I hope you guys dig it.

这是一首有关人们

It's a song about people

和长毛野人的歌曲 --

and sasquatches --

(Laughter)

（笑声）

-- 还有些法国科技的玩意

And other French science stuff.

没错 法国科技

That's French science.

Okay, here we go.

好 开唱

(Singing) I've been trying inside

♫我一直内心在争斗♫

I know that I'm in trouble

♫ 我知道我身陷囫囵 ♫

(Applause)

that I'm in trouble

by myself

But every time it gets me

♫但每次它困扰我 ♫

(Vocalization)

♫ [听不清] ♫

(Beatbox)

（音乐）

(Singing) And I've been trying to be the one that you believe in

♫ 我一直努力成为你信任的那个人 ♫

And you're the one that I want to be so saucy

♫为了你 我才愿意变得这么挑逗♫

And you're the one I want to [unclear], baby

♫正是你，我才想[听不清]，宝贝 ♫

And you can do anything

♫ 你可以做任何的事♫

as long as you don't get hurt along the way back

♫只要事后你不会受到伤害 ♫

(Beatbox)

If I survive, I'm going to tell you what is wrong

♫若我能生存下来 会告诉你哪里出了问题 ♫

♫因为假若你是 [不确定] ♫

Because if you were [unclear]

And I think that you're looking like a [unclear]

♫ 我认为你看起来像[不确定] ♫

I give you what I want to be

♫我给予你我所能做到的一切 ♫

(Music)

（音乐）

(Music ends abruptly)

(British accent) And it's like,

这些东西 你想用多少用多少

you could use as many of those things that you want.

（掌声）

(Applause)

And the computer models,

那些计算机虚拟建模

no matter how many that you have

不管你做了多少

and how many people that you use,

用了多少人

are never going to be able to arrive at the same conclusions.

结论永远不同

四年前我在布鲁金斯学院跟一些人合作

Four years ago I worked with a few people at the Brookings Institute,

and I arrived at a conclusion.

得出了一个结论

(Laughter)

（笑声）

Tomorrow is another day.

明天是新的一天!

(Laughter)

（笑声）

Not just any day,

不是随便哪一天

but it is a day.

但反正就是一天

It will get here, there's no question.

明天一定会到来 这是毫无疑问的

And the important thing to remember

重要的是要记住

is that this simulation is a good one.

这次模拟是成功的

It's believable, it's tactile.

真实可信 触手可及

You can reach out -- things are solid.

你可以伸手触碰 -- 这些东西都是有形态的

You can move objects from one area to another.

你可以把东西从这儿移到那儿

你能感觉到自己的肢体

You can feel your body.

You can say, "I'd like to go over to this location,"

你可以说 “我想走到那个位置”

然后你就能很随意地把这么一大坨分子

and you can move this mass of molecules through the air

穿过这段空间移到那儿去

over to another location, at will.

(Laughter)

（笑声）

That's something you live inside of every day.

这就是我们每天的经历

Now with the allocation and the understanding

现在随着这种分配

of the lack of understanding,

和对缺少理解的认知

we enter into a new era of science

我们进入了一个全新的科学范畴

对此我们感到

in which we feel nothing more

than so much so as to say

只能说

那些在科技本身中，

that those within themselves,

comporary or non-comporary,

当代的或非当代的，

会被象征性地包括进

will figuratively figure

into the folding of our non-understanding

我们不理解和半理解

and our partial understanding

的折叠当中

to the networks of which we all draw our source

对于我们汲取源头

and conclusions from.

和得出结论的网络

(Laughter)

（笑声）

So, as I say before the last piece,

所以 就像我在最后一首歌前说的

不要只觉得地球只是我们生存的地方

feel not as though it is a sphere we live on,

rather an infinite plane which has the illusion

它其实是一个广袤无垠的平原

of leading yourself back to the point of origin.

有着带领你溯本追源的幻觉

(Laughter)

（笑声）

Once we understand that all the spheres in the sky

一旦我们了解天空中的那些空间

are just large infinite planes,

都仅是广袤无垠的平原

就会觉得"原"来如此了 哈哈哈

it will be plain to see.

(Laughter)

(Audience) (Laughter)

This is my final piece.

这是我最后一曲

And just remember,

记住

everything you are --

你的一切 --

最重要的是认识到

it's more important to realize the negative space,

负空间

as music is only the division of space;

正如音乐仅是空间的一部分

it is the space we are listening to divided as such,

我们所聆听的空间被分割成这样

which gives us the information in comparison to something other

传达给我们信息

相比于其它的

that gives us the idea of what the idea that wants to be transmitted

告诉我们想传递哪些想法

想产生哪些想法

wants to be.

So please, without further ado.

好了 不罗嗦了

(Applause)

（掌声）

Thank you.

谢谢

(Applause)

（掌声）

This is a fun one.

这首很有趣

It goes like this.

是这么唱的

(Beatbox)

（音乐）

(Gibberish)

(Music ends)

Okay, for the last piece I'd like to do,

我要唱的最后一曲

this one goes very similar to this.

跟这首很相像

I hope you guys recognize it.

我希望你们等会能听出来

Here we go.

开始吧

Okay, that still works. Okay, good.

好 还老当益壮 很好

好 来了啊

All right, here we go.

(Laughter)

（笑声）

(Beatbox)

（音乐）

Here we go.

走着

(Beatbox)

（音乐）

Yeah, yo, yo, yo

♫ Yeah, yo, yo, yo ♫

(Gibberish)

（音乐）

(Music fades out)

Thank you. Enjoy the rest.

谢谢大家 请尽情享受接下来的活动 谢谢

(Applause)

（掌声）