Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way | TED

譯者: Yuguo Zhang 審譯者: Paoli Lee

(Non English)

[非英文]

(French) Mais Des fois on peut voir parce Que Les gens

ici faire Des choses on peut manger.

(French) Mais quand tu es fâché avec quelqu'un

c'est pas passé the first time.

(British English) And that's one of the things that I enjoy most

這就是其中我最享受這個大會

about this convention.

的原因之一

這不是很多,但相對於所有事情來說也不是很小

It's not so much, as so little has to do with what everything is.

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

But it is within our self-interest

不過這是我們自己的興趣去

to understand the topography of our lives

了解我們生活的地形學

在我們身上的影響

unto ourselves.

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

The future states that there is no time

未來表明了

除了我們生存中的記憶的感覺會

崩塌之外,

other than the collapsation of that sensation

of the mirror of the memories in which we are living.

就不會再有其他時間了

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

Common knowledge,

非常簡單的常識,

but important nonetheless.

卻是十分重要

(Laughter)

(笑聲)

當我們遇到恐懼,

As we face fear in these times,

and fear is all around us,

而且恐懼就在我們身邊的時候

we also have anti-fear.

我們還會有反恐懼

這很難想像或測量

It's hard to imagine or measure.

The background radiation is simply too static

就是因為背景放射線太過於靜態

to be able to be seen under the normal spectral analysis.

以致於我們不能在正常的光譜分析下看到它

不過我們感覺到是有些時候

(American accent) But we feel as though there are times

when a lot of us -- you know what I'm saying?

當我們 - 你知道我說的是什麼吧?

But -- you know what I'm saying?

不過 - 你知道我在說什麼吧?

Because, as a hip hop thing, you know what I'm saying,

因為，就好像，嘻哈這個東西，你知道我在說什麼吧?

TED be rocking -- you know what I'm saying.

TED一定很棒 - 你懂我在說什麼吧?

Like so I wrote a song,

因此呢我寫了一首歌

我希望你們會喜歡

and I hope you guys dig it.

這是一首關於人們

It's a song about people

和薩斯科奇人的歌

and sasquatches --

(Laughter)

（笑聲）

還有其他法國科學的東西

And other French science stuff.

那是法國科學

That's French science.

Okay, here we go.

好吧，來了喔

(Singing) I've been trying inside

♪我一直在內心努力♪

I know that I'm in trouble

♪我知道我自己正處於麻煩之中♪

(Applause)

that I'm in trouble

by myself

But every time it gets me

♪不過每當它讓我心煩時♪

(Vocalization)

♪【不清楚】♪

(Beatbox)

（音樂）

(Singing) And I've been trying to be the one that you believe in

♪我一直在努力成為你相信的人♪

And you're the one that I want to be so saucy

♪而你就是我想要成為的那個活潑的人♪

And you're the one I want to [unclear], baby

♪你就是我想要......的人，寶貝♪

And you can do anything

♪你可以做任何事♪

as long as you don't get hurt along the way back

♪只要你在回來時不會受傷♪

(Beatbox)

If I survive, I'm going to tell you what is wrong

♪如果我熬過來了，我會告訴你哪裡錯了♪

♪因為如果你是......♪

Because if you were [unclear]

And I think that you're looking like a [unclear]

♪而且我認為你看起來像個......♪

I give you what I want to be

♪我給了你我想要成為的♪

(Music)

（音樂）

(Music ends abruptly)

(British accent) And it's like,

這就好像，你可以盡可能的用那些你想要的

you could use as many of those things that you want.

（鼓掌）

(Applause)

And the computer models,

這個電腦模式呢

no matter how many that you have

不管你有多少

and how many people that you use,

或者用了多少人

are never going to be able to arrive at the same conclusions.

從來不會有一個統一的結論的

四年前我在Brookings學校和幾個人一起工作，

Four years ago I worked with a few people at the Brookings Institute,

and I arrived at a conclusion.

然後我得到了一個結論

(Laughter)

（笑聲）

Tomorrow is another day.

明天又是另一個一天

(Laughter)

（笑聲）

Not just any day,

不是任何的一天

but it is a day.

但是是一天

It will get here, there's no question.

毫無疑問的，它總是會到來的

And the important thing to remember

應該要記住的重要一點是

is that this simulation is a good one.

這個模擬是好的

It's believable, it's tactile.

它是可相信的，是有形的

You can reach out -- things are solid.

你可以伸手摸得到 - 這些都是有形固體狀的

You can move objects from one area to another.

你可以將東西從這個地方移到那個地方

你可以感覺到你的身體

You can feel your body.

You can say, "I'd like to go over to this location,"

你可以說：“我想去那個地方”

你也可以在你的意願下在空氣之間移動你的身體

and you can move this mass of molecules through the air

到另一個地方

over to another location, at will.

(Laughter)

（笑聲）

That's something you live inside of every day.

這才是你每天的生活。

Now with the allocation and the understanding

現在透過缺乏認知的配置

of the lack of understanding,

與理解

we enter into a new era of science

我們進入了科學的新紀元

在這新紀元中，我們感受不到比

in which we feel nothing more

than so much so as to say

在他們與他們自己之間的

還要更多的了，

that those within themselves,

comporary or non-comporary,

現在或者非現在

我們會象徵性地去瞭解

will figuratively figure

into the folding of our non-understanding

我們對網絡上所獲取的訊息

and our partial understanding

與所下的結論的

to the networks of which we all draw our source

不理解與一知半解的

and conclusions from.

疑惑

(Laughter)

（笑聲）

So, as I say before the last piece,

所以，在我呈現最後一個作品之前我想說的是

感受不要僅限於這是我們生活的一顆星球

feel not as though it is a sphere we live on,

rather an infinite plane which has the illusion

而是要想這是一架會給你一種可以引導你回到原點的

of leading yourself back to the point of origin.

錯覺的一架大飛機

(Laughter)

（笑聲）

Once we understand that all the spheres in the sky

一旦我們瞭解到所有在空中的星球

are just large infinite planes,

就好像是一些大飛機一樣

那就很簡單明瞭了。哈哈哈

it will be plain to see.

(Laughter)

(Audience) (Laughter)

This is my final piece.

這是我今天想要呈現最後一個作品

And just remember,

所以呢

everything you are --

記住你是什麼

比較重要的是要去了解

it's more important to realize the negative space,

負面的生活空間

as music is only the division of space;

就好像音樂是五線譜的一部份一樣

it is the space we are listening to divided as such,

它是被五線譜所分割成的一個我們聆聽的東西

which gives us the information in comparison to something other

從而給我們這些跟其他東西

相比較的訊息

that gives us the idea of what the idea that wants to be transmitted

給我們一些想要被傳輸的想法想變成什麼

的一種想法

wants to be.

So please, without further ado.

因此，我就不多說了。

(Applause)

（鼓掌）

Thank you.

謝謝！

(Applause)

（鼓掌）

This is a fun one.

這個是很有意思的

It goes like this.

像這樣

(Beatbox)

（音樂）

(Gibberish)

(Music ends)

Okay, for the last piece I'd like to do,

好吧，最後一個我希望這麼做

this one goes very similar to this.

這個聽起來像是這樣

I hope you guys recognize it.

我希望你們能聽得出來

Here we go.

來囉！

Okay, that still works. Okay, good.

好吧，那也是可行的，很好。

好囉，我們開始囉！

All right, here we go.

(Laughter)

（笑聲）

(Beatbox)

（音樂）

Here we go.

來囉！

(Beatbox)

（音樂）

Yeah, yo, yo, yo

♪耶，yo，yo，yo♪

(Gibberish)

（音樂）

(Music fades out)

Thank you. Enjoy the rest.

謝謝！請享受剩下的。謝謝！

(Applause)

(鼓掌)