Kees Moeliker: How a dead duck changed my life

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ูŠุฑุฌู‰ ุงู„ู†ู‚ุฑ ู†ู‚ุฑู‹ุง ู…ุฒุฏูˆุฌู‹ุง ููˆู‚ ุงู„ุชุฑุฌู…ุฉ ุงู„ุฅู†ุฌู„ูŠุฒูŠุฉ ุฃุฏู†ุงู‡ ู„ุชุดุบูŠู„ ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆ.

00:00
Translator: Joseph Geni Reviewer: Morton Bast
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ุงู„ู…ุชุฑุฌู…: Mira Kraรฏmia ุงู„ู…ุฏู‚ู‘ู‚: Anwar Dafa-Alla
00:12
This is the Natural History Museum in Rotterdam,
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ู‡ุฐุง ู‡ูˆ ู…ุชุญู ุงู„ุชุงุฑูŠุฎ ุงู„ุทุจูŠุนูŠ ุจุฑูˆุชุฑุฏุงู…ุŒ
00:15
where I work as a curator.
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ุญูŠุซ ุฃุนู…ู„ ุฃู…ูŠู†ุง.
00:18
It's my job to make sure the collection stays okay,
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ุนู…ู„ูŠ ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุชู‘ุฃูƒุฏ ุฃู†ู‘ ุงู„ู…ุฌู…ูˆุนุฉ ุชุจู‚ู‰ ุนู„ู‰ ู…ุง ูŠุฑุงู…ุŒ
00:21
and that it grows,
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ูˆุฃู†ู‘ู‡ุง ุชูƒุจุฑุŒ
00:23
and basically it means I collect dead animals.
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ูˆู‡ุฐุง ูŠุนู†ูŠ ุฃู†ู‘ู†ูŠ ุฃู‚ูˆู… ุจุฌู…ุน ุงู„ุญูŠูˆุงู†ุงุช ุงู„ู…ูŠู‘ุชุฉ.
00:28
Back in 1995,
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ุณุงุจู‚ุงุŒ ุณู†ุฉ 1995ุŒ
00:30
we got a new wing next to the museum.
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ุจู†ูŠู†ุง ุฌู†ุงุญุง ุฌุฏูŠุฏุง ุฌุงู†ุจ ุงู„ู…ุชุญู.
00:35
It was made of glass,
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ูƒุงู† ู…ุตู†ูˆุนุง ู…ู† ุงู„ุฒู‘ุฌุงุฌุŒ
00:37
and this building really helped me to do my job good.
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ูˆู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู…ุจู†ู‰ ุณุงุนุฏู†ูŠ ูุนู„ุง ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู‚ูŠุงู… ุจุนู…ู„ูŠ.
00:43
The building was a true bird-killer.
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ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู…ุจู†ู‰ ูƒุงู† ู‚ุงุชู„ ุทูŠูˆุฑ ุญู‚ูŠู‚ูŠู‘ุง.
00:47
You may know that birds don't understand
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ุชุนู„ู…ูˆู† ุฃู†ู‘ ุงู„ุทู‘ูŠูˆุฑ ู„ุง ุชูู‡ู…
00:49
the concept of glass. They don't see it,
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ู…ุง ู…ุนู†ู‰ "ุฒุฌุงุฌ". ู„ุง ุชุณุชุทูŠุน ุฑุคูŠุชู‡ุŒ
00:52
so they fly into the windows and get killed.
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ู„ุฐู„ูƒุŒ ุชุตุทุฏู… ุจุงู„ู†ู‘ูˆุงูุฐ ูˆ ุชู…ูˆุช.
00:56
The only thing I had to do was go out,
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ูƒู„ู‘ ู…ุง ูƒุงู† ุนู„ูŠู‘ ูุนู„ู‡ ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุฎุฑูˆุฌุŒ
00:58
pick them up, and have them stuffed for the collection.
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ุฌู…ุน ุฌุซุซู‡ุงุŒ ุซู…ู‘ ุญุดูˆู‡ุง ู„ุฅุถุงูุชู‡ุง ู„ู„ู…ุฌู…ูˆุนุฉ.
01:02
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
01:05
And in those days,
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ููŠ ุชู„ูƒ ุงู„ุฃูŠู‘ุงู…ุŒ
01:07
I developed an ear to identify birds
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ุทูˆู‘ุฑุช ู‚ุฏุฑุฉ ุณู…ุน ุชู…ูŠู‘ุฒ ุงู„ุทู‘ูŠูˆุฑุŒ
01:11
just by the sound of the bangs they made against the glass.
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ูู‚ุท ู…ู† ุฎู„ุงู„ ุฃุตูˆุงุช ุงุตุทุฏุงู…ู‡ุง ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฒู‘ุฌุงุฌ.
01:16
And it was on June 5, 1995,
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ููŠ ุงู„ุฎุงู…ุณ ู…ู† ูŠูˆู†ูŠูˆ 1995ุŒ
01:20
that I heard a loud bang against the glass
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ุณู…ุนุช ุตูˆุช ุงุตุทุฏุงู… ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฒู‘ุฌุงุฌ
01:24
that changed my life and ended that of a duck.
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ุบูŠู‘ุฑ ุญูŠุงุชูŠ ูˆ ุฃู†ู‡ู‰ ุญูŠุงุฉ ุจุทู‘ุฉ.
01:29
And this is what I saw when I looked out of the window.
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ูˆู‡ุฐุง ูƒุงู† ู…ุง ุฑุฃูŠุชู‡ ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ู†ุธุฑุช ุฎุงุฑุฌ ุงู„ู†ู‘ุงูุฐุฉ.
01:34
This is the dead duck. It flew against the window.
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ู‡ุฐุง ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุงู„ู…ูŠู‘ุช. ู„ู‚ุฏ ุทุงุฑ ู†ุญูˆ ุงู„ู†ู‘ุงูุฐุฉ.
01:38
It's laying dead on its belly.
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ุงุฑุชู…ู‰ ู…ูŠู‘ุชุง ุนู„ู‰ ุจุทู†ู‡.
01:39
But next to the dead duck is a live duck,
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ู„ูƒู† ุญุฐูˆ ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุงู„ู…ูŠู‘ุชุŒ ูƒุงู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุจุทู‘ ุญูŠู‘ุŒ
01:43
and please pay attention.
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ูˆ ู…ู† ูุถู„ูƒู… ุฃู† ุชู†ุชุจู‡ูˆุง.
01:45
Both are of the male sex.
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ูƒู„ุงู‡ู…ุง ูƒุงู†ุง ุฐูƒุฑูŠู†.
01:50
And then this happened.
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ุซู…ู‘ ุฅู„ูŠูƒู… ู…ุง ุญุฏุซ.
01:53
The live duck mounted the dead duck,
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ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุงู„ุญูŠู‘ ุตุนุฏ ููˆู‚ ุงู„ู…ูŠู‘ุชุŒ
01:55
and started to copulate.
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ูˆ ุจุฏุฃ ููŠ ุงู„ุชุฒุงูˆุฌ ู…ุนู‡.
01:58
Well, I'm a biologist. I'm an ornithologist.
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ุญุณู†ุงุŒ ุฃู†ุง ุจูŠูˆู„ูˆุฌูŠู‘. ุฃู†ุง ุนุงู„ู… ุทูŠูˆุฑ.
02:01
I said, "Something's wrong here."
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ู‚ู„ุช ููŠ ู†ูุณูŠ:"ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุฃู…ุฑ ู„ูŠุณ ุนู„ู‰ ู…ุง ูŠุฑุงู…".
02:03
One is dead, one is alive. That must be necrophilia.
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ุฃุญุฏู‡ู…ุง ู…ูŠู‘ุช ูˆ ุงู„ุขุฎุฑ ุญูŠู‘ุŒ ุฅู†ู‘ู‡ุง ู…ุถุงุฌุนุฉ ุงู„ู…ูˆุชู‰.
02:09
I look. Both are of the male sex.
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ู†ุธุฑุช. ูƒู„ุงู‡ู…ุง ูƒุงู†ุง ุฐูƒุฑูŠู†.
02:12
Homosexual necrophilia.
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ู…ุถุงุฌุนุฉ ู…ูˆุชู‰ ู…ุซู„ูŠู‘ุฉ.
02:17
So I -- (Laughter)
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ู„ุฐู„ูƒ -- (ุถุญูƒ)
02:22
I took my camera, I took my notebook,
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ุฃุฎุฐุช ุขู„ุฉ ุงู„ุชุตูˆูŠุฑ ุฎุงุตู‘ุชูŠุŒ ูˆ ุฏูุชุฑูŠุŒ
02:25
took a chair, and started to observe this behavior.
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ูˆุฃุฎุฐุช ูƒุฑุณูŠู‘ุงุŒ ูˆ ุดุฑุนุช ููŠ ู…ุฑุงู‚ุจุฉ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุณู‘ู„ูˆูƒ.
02:30
After 75 minutes โ€” (Laughter) โ€”
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ุจุนุฏ 75 ุฏู‚ูŠู‚ุฉุŒ -- (ุถุญูƒ) --
02:36
I had seen enough, and I got hungry,
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ูƒู†ุช ู‚ุฏ ุดุงู‡ุฏุช ุจู…ุง ููŠู‡ ุงู„ูƒูุงูŠุฉุŒ ูˆ ุดุนุฑุช ุจุงู„ุฌูˆุนุŒ
02:41
and I wanted to go home.
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ูˆุฃุฑุฏุช ุงู„ุฐู‡ุงุจ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ู†ุฒู„.
02:43
So I went out, collected the duck,
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ู„ุฐู„ูƒ ุฎุฑุฌุชุŒ ุฃุฎุฐุช ุงู„ุจุทู‘ุŒ
02:47
and before I put it in the freezer,
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ูˆู‚ุจู„ ูˆุถุนู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ุซู‘ู„ุงุฌุฉุŒ
02:49
I checked if the victim was indeed of the male sex.
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ุชุฃูƒู‘ุฏุช ุฅู† ูƒุงู† ุจุงู„ูุนู„ ู…ู† ุฌู†ุณ ุงู„ุฐู‘ูƒุฑ.
02:54
And here's a rare picture of a duck's penis,
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ูˆู‡ุฐู‡ ุตูˆุฑุฉ ู†ุงุฏุฑุฉ ู„ู‚ุถูŠุจ ุงู„ุจุทู‘ุŒ
02:57
so it was indeed of the male sex.
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ุฅุฐุง ูู‡ูˆ ุจุงู„ูุนู„ ุฐูƒุฑ.
03:00
It's a rare picture because there are 10,000 species of birds
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ู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒุงู†ุช ุตูˆุฑุฉ ู†ุงุฏุฑุฉุŒ ู„ุฃู†ู‘ ู‡ู†ุงูƒ 10.000 ู†ูˆุนุง ู…ู† ุงู„ุทู‘ูŠูˆุฑ
03:04
and only 300 possess a penis.
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ูˆ300 ู…ู†ู‡ุง ูู‚ุท ุชู…ุชู„ูƒ ู‚ุถูŠุจุง.
03:08
[The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves:Anatidae)]
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[ุฃูˆู‘ู„ ุญุงู„ุฉ ุฌู…ุงุน ู…ูˆุชู‰ ู…ุซู„ูŠู‘ ููŠ ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุงู„ุจุฑู‘ูŠ]
03:11
I knew I'd seen something special,
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ุนู„ู…ุช ุฃู†ู‘ู†ูŠ ุดุงู‡ุฏุช ุฃู…ุฑุง ู…ู…ูŠู‘ุฒุงุŒ
03:15
but it took me six years to decide to publish it.
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ู„ูƒู† ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ุงุณุชุบุฑู‚ู†ูŠ 6 ุณู†ูˆุงุช ู‚ุฏ ุฃู† ุฃู‚ุฑู‘ุฑ ู†ุดุฑู‡.
03:20
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
03:23
I mean, it's a nice topic for a birthday party
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ุณุชูƒูˆู† ู‚ุตู‘ุฉ ู…ู…ุชุนุฉ ููŠ ุญูู„ ุนูŠุฏ ู…ูŠู„ุงุฏุŒ
03:26
or at the coffee machine,
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ุฃูˆ ููŠ ุขู„ุฉ ุจูŠุน ุงู„ู‚ู‡ูˆุฉุŒ
03:28
but to share this among your peers is something different.
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ู„ูƒู† ู…ุดุงุฑูƒุชู‡ุง ู…ุน ุฑูุงู‚ูƒ ู‡ูˆ ุฃู…ุฑ ู…ุฎุชู„ู.
03:31
I didn't have the framework.
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ู„ู… ูŠูƒู† ู„ุฏูŠู‘ ุงู„ุฅุทุงุฑ ุงู„ู…ู†ุงุณุจ.
03:33
So after six years, my friends and colleagues urged me to publish,
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ู„ุฐู„ูƒ ูˆ ุจุนุฏ 6 ุณู†ูˆุงุชุŒ ุญุซู‘ู†ูŠ ุฒู…ู„ุงุฆูŠ ูˆุฃุตุฏู‚ุงุฆูŠ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู†ู‘ุดุฑุŒ
03:36
so I published "The first case of homosexual necrophilia
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ู„ุฐู„ูƒ ู†ุดุฑุช "ุฃูˆู‘ู„ ุญุงู„ุฉ ุฌู…ุงุน ู…ูˆุชู‰ ู…ุซู„ูŠู‘
03:40
in the mallard."
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ุนู†ุฏ ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุงู„ุจุฑู‘ูŠ".
03:41
And here's the situation again.
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ุฅู„ูŠูƒู… ุงู„ู…ูˆู‚ู ู…ุฌุฏู‘ุฏุง.
03:44
A is my office,
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A ู‡ูˆ ู…ูƒุชุจูŠ.
03:46
B is the place where the duck hit the glass,
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B ู‡ูˆ ู…ูƒุงู† ุงุตุทุฏุงู… ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุจุงู„ุฒู‘ุฌุงุฌุŒ
03:49
and C is from where I watched it.
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ูˆ C ู‡ูˆ ู…ูƒุงู† ุฑุคูŠุชูŠ ู„ู„ุฃู…ุฑ.
03:52
And here are the ducks again.
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ูˆู‡ุง ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ู…ุฌุฏู‘ุฏุง.
03:55
As you probably know, in science,
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ูƒู…ุง ุชุนู„ู…ูˆู† ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฃุฑุฌุญุŒ ููŠ ุงู„ุนู„ู…ุŒ
03:57
when you write a kind of special paper,
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ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ุชูƒุชุจ ู†ูˆุนุง ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ู‚ุงู„ุงุช ุงู„ุฎุงุตู‘ุฉุŒ
03:59
only six or seven people read it.
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ูู‚ุท 6 ุฃูˆ 7 ุฃู†ุงุณ ูŠู‚ุฑุคูˆู†ู‡.
04:02
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
04:08
But then something good happened.
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ู„ูƒู† ุดูŠุก ุฌูŠู‘ุฏ ุญุตู„ ููŠู…ุง ุจุนุฏ.
04:11
I got a phone call from a person called Marc Abrahams,
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ุชู„ู‚ู‘ูŠุช ู…ูƒุงู„ู…ุฉ ู‡ุงุชููŠู‘ุฉ ู…ู† ุดุฎุต ูŠุฏุนู‰ ู…ุงุฑูƒ ุฃุจุฑุงู‡ุงู…ุฒุŒ
04:15
and he told me, "You've won a prize with your duck paper:
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ูˆู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ:"ู„ู‚ุฏ ุฑุจุญุช ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ ุนู† ู…ู‚ุงู„ ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูƒุชุจุชู‡:
04:20
the Ig Nobel Prize."
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ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ ู†ูˆุจู„ ู„ู„ุญู…ุงู‚ุฉ."
04:24
And the Ig Nobel Prize โ€”
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ูˆุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ ู†ูˆุจู„ ู„ู„ุญู…ุงู‚ุฉ --
04:26
(Laughter) (Applause) โ€”
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(ุถุญูƒ) (ุชุตููŠู‚) --
04:30
the Ig Nobel Prize honors research
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ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ ู†ูˆุจู„ ู„ู„ุญู…ุงู‚ุฉ ุชุนุทู‰ ู„ู„ุจุญูˆุซ
04:32
that first makes people laugh, and then makes them think,
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ุงู„ุชูŠ ุชุฌุนู„ ุงู„ู†ู‘ุงุณ ูŠุถุญูƒูˆู†ุŒ ุซู…ู‘ ุชุฌุนู„ู‡ู… ูŠููƒู‘ุฑูˆู†ุŒ
04:35
with the ultimate goal to make more people
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ุจู‡ุฏู ุฌุนู„ ุฃูƒุซุฑ ุนุฏุฏ ู…ู† ุงู„ู†ู‘ุงุณ
04:38
interested in science.
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ู…ู‡ุชู…ู‘ุฉ ุจุงู„ุนู„ูˆู….
04:41
That's a good thing, so I accepted the prize.
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ู‡ุฐุง ุฃู…ุฑ ุฅูŠุฌุงุจูŠู‘ุŒ ู„ุฐู„ูƒ ู‚ุจู„ุช ุจุงู„ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ.
04:45
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
04:48
I went -- let me remind you that Marc Abrahams
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ุฐู‡ุจุช -- ุฏุนูˆู†ูŠ ุฃุฐูƒู‘ุฑูƒู… ุฃู†ู‘ ู…ุงุฑูƒ ุฃุจุฑุงู‡ุงู…ุฒ
04:52
didn't call me from Stockholm.
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ู„ู… ูŠุชู‘ุตู„ ุจูŠ ู…ู† ุณุชูˆูƒู‡ูˆู„ู….
04:53
He called me from Cambridge, Massachusetts.
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ุจู„ ู…ู† ูƒุงู…ุจุฑุฏุฌุŒ ูˆู„ุงูŠุฉ ู…ุงุณุงุชุดูˆุณุชุณ.
04:56
So I traveled to Boston, to Cambridge,
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ู„ุฐู„ูƒ ุณุงูุฑุช ุฅู„ู‰ ุจูˆุณุทู†ุŒ ุฅู„ู‰ ูƒุงู…ุจุฑุฏุฌุŒ
04:59
and I went to this wonderful Ig Nobel Prize ceremony
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ูˆุญุถุฑุช ุงุญุชูุงู„ ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ ู†ูˆุจู„ ู„ู„ุญู…ุงู‚ุฉ ุฑุงุฆุนุง
05:02
held at Harvard University, and this ceremony
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ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุฃู‚ูŠู… ุจุฌุงู…ุนุฉ ู‡ุงุฑูุฑุฏุŒ ูˆู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ
05:04
is a very nice experience.
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ู„ู‚ุฏ ูƒุงู†ุช ุชุฌุฑุจุฉ ุฑุงุฆุนุฉ.
05:10
Real Nobel laureates hand you the prize.
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ุงู„ุญุงุฆุฒูˆู† ุนู„ู‰ ุฌูˆุงุฆุฒ ู†ูˆุจู„ ุงู„ุญู‚ูŠู‚ูŠู‘ุฉ ูŠุณู„ู‘ู…ูˆู†ูƒ ุงู„ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ.
05:13
That's the first thing.
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ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ุงู„ุฃูˆู‘ู„.
05:14
And there are nine other winners who get prizes.
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ูˆูƒุงู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ 9 ุขุฎุฑูˆู† ู†ุงู„ูˆุง ุงู„ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ.
05:17
Here's one of my fellow winners. That's Charles Paxton
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ู‡ุฐุง ุฃุญุฏ ุงู„ุฐูŠู† ุฑุจุญูˆุง. ูŠุฏุนู‰ ุดุงุฑู„ุฒ ุจุงูƒุณูˆู†
05:21
who won the 2000 biology prize for his paper,
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ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุฑุจุญ ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ ุงู„ุจูŠูˆู„ูˆุฌูŠุง ู„ุณู†ุฉ 2000 ู„ู…ู‚ุงู„ู‡ุŒ
05:26
"Courtship behavior of ostriches towards humans
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"ุงู„ุณู‘ู„ูˆูƒ ุงู„ูˆุฏูˆุฏ ู„ู„ู†ู‘ุนุงู… ุชุฌุงู‡ ุงู„ุจุดุฑ
05:30
under farming conditions in Britain."
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ููŠ ุจูŠุฆุฉ ูู„ุงุญูŠู‘ุฉ ุจุจุฑูŠุทุงู†ูŠุง."
05:32
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
05:36
And I think there are one or two more
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ูˆุฃุธู†ู‘ ุฃู†ู‘ ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ูุฑุฏ ุฃูˆ ุงุซู†ูŠู† ููŠ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุบุฑูุฉ
05:40
Ig Nobel Prize winners in this room.
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ู…ู† ุงู„ูุงุฆุฒูŠู† ุจุฌุงุฆุฒุฉ ู†ูˆุจู„ ู„ู„ุญู…ุงู‚ุฉ.
05:43
Dan, where are you? Dan Ariely?
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ุฏุงู†ุŒ ุฃูŠู† ุฃู†ุชุŸ ุฏุงู† ุฃุฑูŠู„ูŠุŸ
05:46
Applause for Dan.
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ุตูู‘ู‚ูˆุง ู„ุฏุงู†.
05:48
(Applause)
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(ุชุตููŠู‚)
05:51
Dan won his prize in medicine
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ุฏุงู† ูุงุฒ ุจุฌุงุฆุฒุชู‡ ููŠ ู…ูŠุฏุงู† ุงู„ุทู‘ุจ
05:55
for demonstrating that high-priced fake medicine
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ู„ุชุจูŠูŠู†ู‡ ุฃู†ู‘ ุงู„ุฃุฏูˆูŠุฉ ุงู„ู…ุฒูŠู‘ูุฉ ุงู„ุบุงู„ูŠุฉ ุงู„ุซู‘ู…ู†
05:59
works better than low-priced fake medicine.
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ุชุนู…ู„ ุฃูุถู„ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฃุฏูˆูŠุฉ ุงู„ู…ุฒูŠู‘ูุฉ ุงู„ุฑู‘ุฎูŠุตุฉ ุงู„ุซู‘ู…ู†.
06:02
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
06:07
So here's my one minute of fame,
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ุฅุฐู† ู‡ุฐุง ู‡ูˆ ูˆู‚ุช ุงุดุชู‡ุงุฑูŠุŒ
06:09
my acceptance speech,
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ุฎุทุงุจ ุชู„ู‚ูŠู‘ ุงู„ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉุŒ
06:14
and here's the duck.
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ูˆู‡ุฐุง ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุจุทู‘.
06:16
This is its first time on the U.S. West Coast.
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ุฅู†ู‘ู‡ุง ุงู„ู…ุฑู‘ุฉ ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ู‰ ู„ู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ุณู‘ุงุญู„ ุงู„ุบุฑุจูŠ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑูŠูƒูŠู‘.
06:21
I'm going to pass it around.
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ุณุฃู‚ูˆู… ุจุชู…ุฑูŠุฑู‡.
06:24
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
06:29
Yeah?
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ุญุณู†ุงุŸ
06:30
You can pass it around.
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ูŠู…ูƒู†ูƒู… ุชู…ุฑูŠุฑู‡.
06:32
Please note it's a museum specimen,
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ุฃุฑุบุจ ุฃู† ุฃู†ูˆู‘ู‡ ุฅู„ู‰ ุฃู†ู‘ู‡ ู†ู…ูˆุฐุฌ ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ุชุญูุŒ
06:34
but there's no chance you'll get the avian flu.
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ู„ูƒู† ู„ู† ูŠุนุฑู‘ุถูƒ ู„ู„ุฅุตุงุจุฉ ุจุงู†ูู„ูˆู†ุฒุง ุงู„ุทูŠูˆุฑ.
06:39
After winning this prize, my life changed.
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ุจุนุฏ ุงู„ููˆุฒ ุจุชู„ูƒ ุงู„ุฌุงุฆุฒุฉุŒ ุชุบูŠู‘ุฑุช ุญูŠุงุชูŠ.
06:43
In the first place, people started to send me
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ุฃูˆู„ุงุŒ ุจุฏุฃ ุงู„ู†ู‘ุงุณ ูŠุฑุงุณู„ูˆู†ู†ูŠ
06:46
all kinds of duck-related things,
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ุญูˆู„ ูƒู„ู‘ ู…ุง ูŠุฑุชุจุท ุจุงู„ุจุทู‘ุŒ
06:49
and I got a real nice collection.
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ูˆุฃุตุจุญุช ู„ุฏูŠู‘ ู…ุฌู…ูˆุนุฉ ุฑุงุฆุนุฉ.
06:52
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
06:55
More importantly,
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ู„ูƒู† ุงู„ุฃู‡ู…ู‘ุŒ
07:01
people started to send me their observations
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ู‡ูˆ ุฃู†ู‘ ุงู„ู†ู‘ุงุณ ุจุฏุคูˆุง ูŠุฑุงุณู„ูˆู†ู†ูŠ ู…ู„ุงุญุธุงุชู‡ู…
07:05
of remarkable animal behavior,
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ุญูˆู„ ุณู„ูˆูƒุงุช ุญูŠูˆุงู†ูŠู‘ุฉ ู…ู„ูุชุฉ ู„ู„ู†ู‘ุธุฑุŒ
07:08
and believe me, if there's an animal misbehaving on this planet,
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ูˆุตุฏู‘ู‚ูˆู†ูŠุŒ ุฅู† ูƒุงู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุณู„ูˆูƒุงุช ุณูŠู‘ุฆุฉ ู„ู„ุญูŠูˆุงู†ุงุช ุนู„ู‰ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ูƒูˆูƒุจุŒ
07:11
I know about it.
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ูุฃู†ุง ุนู„ู‰ ุฏุฑุงูŠุฉ ุจู‡ุง.
07:13
(Laughter)
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(ุถุญูƒ)
07:17
This is a moose.
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ู‡ุฐุง ู…ูˆุธ.
07:22
It's a moose trying to copulate
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ู…ูˆุธ ูŠุญุงูˆู„ ุงู„ุชู‘ุฒุงูˆุฌ
07:23
with a bronze statue of a bison.
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ู…ุน ุชู…ุซุงู„ ู†ุญุงุณูŠู‘ ู„ุซูˆุฑ ุฃู…ุฑูŠูƒูŠู‘.
07:27
This is in Montana, 2008.
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ู‡ุฐู‡ ู…ูˆู†ุงุชู†ุงุŒ ุณู†ุฉ 2008.
07:31
This is a frog that tries to copulate with a goldfish.
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ู‡ุฐุง ุถูุฏุน ูŠุญุงูˆู„ ุงู„ุชู‘ุฒุงูˆุฌ ู…ุน ุณู…ูƒุฉ ุฐู‡ุจูŠู‘ุฉ.
07:35
This is the Netherlands, 2011.
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ู‡ุฐู‡ ู‡ูˆู„ู†ุฏุง ุณู†ุฉ 2011.
07:38
These are cane toads in Australia.
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ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุถูุงุฏุน ุงู„ู‚ุตุจ ุจุฃุณุชุฑุงู„ูŠุง.
07:42
This is roadkill.
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ู‡ุฐุง ุญุงุฏุซ ุงุตุทุฏุงู….
07:43
Please note that this is necrophilia.
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ู‡ุฐู‡ ุญุงู„ุฉ ุฌู…ุงุน ู…ูˆุชู‰.
07:47
It's remarkable: the position.
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ุงู„ูˆุถุนูŠู‘ุฉ ู…ุซูŠุฑุฉ ู„ู„ุงู‡ุชู…ุงู….
07:48
The missionary position is very rare in the animal kingdom.
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ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ูˆุถุนูŠู‘ุฉ ุงู„ุฌู†ุณูŠู‘ุฉ ู†ุงุฏุฑุฉ ุฌุฏู‘ุง ููŠ ู…ู…ู„ูƒุฉ ุงู„ุญูŠูˆุงู†.
07:53
These are pigeons in Rotterdam.
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ู‡ุฐุง ุญู…ุงู… ุจุฑูˆุชุฑุฏุงู….
07:59
Barn swallows in Hong Kong, 2004.
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ูˆู‡ุฐู‡ ุทูŠูˆุฑ ุฎุทู‘ุงู ุจู‡ูˆู†ุบ ูƒูˆู†ุบ ุณู†ุฉ 2004.
08:03
This is a turkey in Wisconsin
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ู‡ุฐุง ุฏูŠูƒ ุฑูˆู…ูŠู‘ ููŠ ูˆูŠุณูƒู†ุณู†
08:07
on the premises of the Ethan Allen juvenile correctional institution.
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ููŠ ู…ู‚ุฑู‘ ุฅุตู„ุงุญูŠู‘ุฉ ุฅูŠุซุงู† ุฃู„ูŠู†.
08:13
It took all day,
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ุงุณุชุบุฑู‚ู†ูŠ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ูŠูˆู…ุง ูƒุงู…ู„ุงุŒ
08:15
and the prisoners had a great time.
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ูˆ ุงู„ู…ุณุงุฌูŠู† ู‚ุถูˆุง ูˆู‚ุชุง ู…ู…ุชุนุง.
08:20
So what does this mean?
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ุฅุฐู† ู…ุงุฐุง ูŠุนู†ูŠ ูƒู„ู‘ ู‡ุฐุงุŸ
08:22
I mean, the question I ask myself,
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ุงู„ุณู‘ุคุงู„ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุฃุทุฑุญู‡ ุนู„ู‰ ู†ูุณูŠ ู‡ูˆุŒ
08:25
why does this happen in nature?
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ู„ู…ุงุฐุง ูŠุญุฏุซ ูƒู„ู‘ ู‡ุฐุง ููŠ ุงู„ุทุจูŠุนุฉุŸ
08:27
Well, what I concluded
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ุญุณู†ุงุŒ ู„ู‚ุฏ ุงุณุชู†ุชุฌุช
08:29
from reviewing all these cases
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ู…ู† ุฎู„ุงู„ ู…ุฑุงู‚ุจุฉ ูƒู„ู‘ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุญุงู„ุงุช
08:31
is that it is important that this happens
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ู‡ูˆ ุฃู†ู‘ ู‡ุฐุง ูŠุญุฏุซ
08:35
only when death is instant
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ูู‚ุท ุนู†ุฏู…ุง ูŠูƒูˆู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ู…ูˆุช ุณุฑูŠุน
08:39
and in a dramatic way
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ูˆุจุทุฑูŠู‚ุฉ ุชุฑุงุฌูŠุฏูŠู‘ุฉ
08:42
and in the right position for copulation.
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ูˆููŠ ุงู„ูˆุถุนูŠู‘ุฉ ุงู„ู…ู†ุงุณุจุฉ ู„ู„ุฌู…ุงุน.
08:45
At least, I thought it was till I got these slides.
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ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฃู‚ู„ู‘ุŒ ุธู†ู†ุช ุฃู†ู‘ ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ูƒุฐู„ูƒ ุฅู„ู‰ ุฃู† ุญุตู„ุช ุนู„ู‰ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ุดู‘ุฑุงุฆุญ.
08:50
And here you see a dead duck.
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ูˆู‡ู†ุง ุชุฑูˆู† ุจุทู‘ุง ู…ูŠู‘ุชุง.
08:53
It's been there for three days,
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ูƒุงู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ู„ุฃูŠู‘ุงู…ุŒ
08:55
and it's laying on its back.
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ู…ู„ู‚ูŠู‘ุง ุนู„ู‰ ุธู‡ุฑู‡.
08:57
So there goes my theory of necrophilia.
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ุชู„ูƒ ู‡ูŠ ู†ุธุฑูŠู‘ุชูŠ ุนู† ุฌู…ุงุน ุงู„ู…ูˆุชู‰.
09:03
Another example of the impact
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ู…ุซุงู„ ุขุฎุฑ ุนู† ุชุฃุซูŠุฑ
09:05
of glass buildings on the life of birds.
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ุงู„ู…ุจุงู†ูŠ ุงู„ุฒู‘ุฌุงุฌูŠุฉ ููŠ ุญูŠุงุฉ ุงู„ุทูŠูˆุฑ.
09:07
This is Mad Max, a blackbird who lives in Rotterdam.
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ู‡ุฐุง ู…ุงุฏ ู…ุงูƒุณุŒ ูˆู‡ูˆ ุดุญุฑูˆุฑ ูŠุนูŠุด ุจุฑูˆุชุฑุฏุงู….
09:10
The only thing this bird did was fly against this window
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ุงู„ุฃู…ุฑ ุงู„ูˆุญูŠุฏ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ูƒุงู† ูŠู‚ูˆู… ุจู‡ ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุทูŠุฑุงู† ู†ุญูˆ ู‡ุฐู‡ ุงู„ู†ู‘ุงูุฐุฉ
09:16
from 2004 to 2008, day in and day out.
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ู…ู† 2004 ุฅู„ู‰ 2008ุŒ
09:21
Here he goes, and here's a short video.
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ู‡ุงู‡ูˆ ุฐุงุŒ ุฅู„ูŠูƒู… ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆ ุงู„ู‚ุตูŠุฑ.
09:24
(Music) (Clunk)
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(ู…ูˆุณูŠู‚ู‰) (ูƒู„ุงู†ูƒ)
09:32
(Clunk)
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(ูƒู„ุงู†ูƒ)
09:46
(Clunk)
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(ูƒู„ุงู†ูƒ)
09:56
(Clunk)
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(ูƒู„ุงู†ูƒ)
09:59
So what this bird does
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ู…ุง ูŠูุนู„ู‡ ู‡ุฐ ุง ุงู„ุทุงุฆุฑ
10:01
is fight his own image.
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ู‡ูˆ ู…ุญุงุฑุจุชู‡ ุตูˆุฑุชู‡.
10:05
He sees an intruder in his territory,
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ุฅู†ู‘ู‡ ูŠุฑู‰ ุฏุฎูŠู„ุง ุจู…ู†ุทู‚ุชู‡ุŒ
10:07
and it's coming all the time and he's there,
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ูˆู‡ูˆ ู‡ู†ุงูƒ ุทูŠู„ุฉ ุงู„ูˆู‚ุช
10:10
so there is no end to it.
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ู„ุฐู„ูƒ ู…ุง ู…ู† ู†ู‡ุงูŠุฉ ู„ู‡ุฐุง.
10:12
And I thought, in the beginning -- I studied this bird for a couple of years --
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ุธู†ู†ุช ููŠ ุงู„ุจุฏุงูŠุฉ -- ู‚ู…ุช ุจุฏุฑุงุณุฉ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุทุงุฆุฑ ู„ุณู†ูˆุงุช --
10:15
that, well, shouldn't the brain of this bird be damaged?
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ุฃู„ุง ูŠูุชุฑุถ ุจุฏู…ุงุบู‡ ุฃู† ูŠูƒูˆู† ู‚ุฏ ุชุถุฑู‘ุฑุŸ
10:18
It's not. I show you here some slides,
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ู„ุงุŒ ู„ู… ูŠุชุถุฑู‘ุฑ. ุณุฃุฑูŠูƒู… ุตูˆุฑุงุŒ
10:21
some frames from the video,
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ูˆุจุนุถ ุงู„ู„ู‘ู‚ุทุงุช ู…ู† ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆุŒ
10:23
and at the last moment before he hits the glass,
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ูˆููŠ ุงู„ู„ุญุธุฉ ุงู„ุฃุฎูŠุฑุฉ ุงู„ุณุงุจู‚ุฉ ู„ุงุตุทุฏุงู…ู‡ ุจุงู„ุฒุฌุงุฌุŒ
10:27
he puts his feet in front,
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ูŠุถุน ุฑุฌู„ู‡ ุฃู…ุงู…ู‡ุŒ
10:29
and then he bangs against the glass.
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ุซู…ู‘ ูŠุถุฑุจ ุงู„ุฒุฌุงุฌ.
10:34
So I'll conclude to invite you all to Dead Duck Day.
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ุฅุฐู† ุณุฃุฎุชู… ุจุฏุนูˆุชูƒู… ุฌู…ูŠุนุง ุฅู„ู‰ ูŠูˆู… ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุงู„ู…ูŠู‘ุช.
10:38
That's on June 5 every year.
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ุฅู†ู‘ู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ุฎุงู…ุณ ู…ู† ูŠูˆู†ูŠูˆ ูƒู„ู‘ ุณู†ุฉ.
10:41
At five minutes to six in the afternoon,
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ู‚ุจู„ ุงู„ุณู‘ุงุฏุณุฉ ู…ุณุงุกุŒ
10:44
we come together at the Natural History Museum in Rotterdam,
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ู†ุชู‚ุงุจู„ ูƒู„ู‘ู†ุง ููŠ ู…ุชุญู ุงู„ุชู‘ุงุฑูŠุฎ ุงู„ุทุจูŠุนูŠู‘ ุจุฑูˆุชุฑุฏุงู…ุŒ
10:48
the duck comes out of the museum,
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ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ูŠุฎุฑุฌ ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ุชุญูุŒ
10:51
and we try to discuss new ways
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ูˆู†ุญุงูˆู„ ู†ู‚ุงุด ุทุฑู‚ ุฌุฏูŠุฏุฉ
10:53
to prevent birds from colliding with windows.
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ู„ู…ู†ุน ุงู„ุทูŠูˆุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ุงุตุทุฏุงู… ุจุงู„ู†ู‘ูˆุงูุฐ.
10:57
And as you know, or as you may not know,
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ู‚ุฏ ุชุนู„ู…ูˆู†ุŒ ุฃูˆ ู‚ุฏ ู„ุง ุชุนู„ู…ูˆู†ุŒ
10:59
this is one of the major causes of death
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ุฃู†ู‘ ุฐู„ูƒ ู‡ูˆ ุณุจุจ ุงู„ู…ูˆุช ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ู‘
11:02
for birds in the world.
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ู„ู„ุทูŠูˆุฑ ููŠ ุงู„ุนุงู„ู….
11:04
In the U.S. alone, a billion birds die
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ููŠ ุงู„ูˆู„ุงูŠุงุช ุงู„ู…ุชุญุฏุฉ ูˆุญุฏู‡ุงุŒ ูŠู…ูˆุช ู…ู„ูŠุงุฑ ุทุงุฆุฑ
11:06
in collision with glass buildings.
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ู†ุชูŠุฌุฉ ุงู„ุงุตุทุฏุงู… ุจุฃุจู†ูŠุฉ ุฒุฌุงุฌูŠู‘ุฉ.
11:10
And when it's over, we go to a Chinese restaurant
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ุซู…ู‘ ู†ุฐู‡ุจ ุฅู„ู‰ ู…ุทุนู… ุตูŠู†ูŠู‘
11:16
and we have a six-course duck dinner.
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ูˆู†ุดุชุฑูŠ ุนุดุงุก ุจุทู‘.
11:20
So I hope to see you
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ุฃุชู…ู†ู‘ู‰ ุฃู† ุฃุฑุงูƒู…
11:23
next year in Rotterdam, the Netherlands,
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ุงู„ุณู†ุฉ ุงู„ู…ู‚ุจู„ุฉ ููŠ ุฑูˆุชุฑุฏุงู…ุŒ ุจู‡ูˆู„ู†ุฏุงุŒ
11:26
for Dead Duck Day.
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ููŠ ูŠูˆู… ุงู„ุจุทู‘ ุงู„ู…ูŠู‘ุช.
11:28
Thank you.
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ุดูƒุฑุง ู„ูƒู….
11:29
(Applause)
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(ุชุตููŠู‚)
11:31
Oh, sorry.
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ุฃูˆู‡ุŒ ุนููˆุง.
11:37
May I have my duck back, please?
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ู‡ู„ ูŠู…ูƒู†ู†ูŠ ุงุณุชุนุงุฏุฉ ุจุทู‘ุชูŠุŒ ู„ูˆ ุณู…ุญุชู…ุŸ
11:39
(Laughter) (Applause)
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(ุถุญูƒ) (ุชุตููŠู‚)
11:42
Thank you.
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ุดูƒุฑุง ู„ูƒู….
ุญูˆู„ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู…ูˆู‚ุน

ุณูŠู‚ุฏู… ู„ูƒ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู…ูˆู‚ุน ู…ู‚ุงุทุน ููŠุฏูŠูˆ YouTube ุงู„ู…ููŠุฏุฉ ู„ุชุนู„ู… ุงู„ู„ุบุฉ ุงู„ุฅู†ุฌู„ูŠุฒูŠุฉ. ุณุชุฑู‰ ุฏุฑูˆุณ ุงู„ู„ุบุฉ ุงู„ุฅู†ุฌู„ูŠุฒูŠุฉ ุงู„ุชูŠ ูŠุชู… ุชุฏุฑูŠุณู‡ุง ู…ู† ู‚ุจู„ ู…ุฏุฑุณูŠู† ู…ู† ุงู„ุฏุฑุฌุฉ ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ู‰ ู…ู† ุฌู…ูŠุน ุฃู†ุญุงุก ุงู„ุนุงู„ู…. ุงู†ู‚ุฑ ู†ู‚ุฑู‹ุง ู…ุฒุฏูˆุฌู‹ุง ููˆู‚ ุงู„ุชุฑุฌู…ุฉ ุงู„ุฅู†ุฌู„ูŠุฒูŠุฉ ุงู„ู…ุนุฑูˆุถุฉ ุนู„ู‰ ูƒู„ ุตูุญุฉ ููŠุฏูŠูˆ ู„ุชุดุบูŠู„ ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู†ุงูƒ. ูŠุชู… ุชู…ุฑูŠุฑ ุงู„ุชุฑุฌู…ุงุช ุจุงู„ุชุฒุงู…ู† ู…ุน ุชุดุบูŠู„ ุงู„ููŠุฏูŠูˆ. ุฅุฐุง ูƒุงู† ู„ุฏูŠูƒ ุฃูŠ ุชุนู„ูŠู‚ุงุช ุฃูˆ ุทู„ุจุงุช ุŒ ูŠุฑุฌู‰ ุงู„ุงุชุตุงู„ ุจู†ุง ุจุงุณุชุฎุฏุงู… ู†ู…ูˆุฐุฌ ุงู„ุงุชุตุงู„ ู‡ุฐุง.

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