How I hacked online dating | Amy Webb

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譯者: Willy Feng 審譯者: Kuo-Hsien Chiang
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So my name is Amy Webb,
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我的名字是艾咪韋伯
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and a few years ago I found myself at the end
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幾年前,我發現自己再次走到
00:17
of yet another fantastic relationship
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另一段美好戀情的盡頭
00:20
that came burning down in a spectacular fashion.
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當然最終也壯烈的結束了
接著我想:「我是怎麼了?」
00:24
And I thought, what's wrong with me?
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00:26
I don't understand why this keeps happening.
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為什麼每段感情總以失敗告終
00:28
So I asked everybody in my life what they thought.
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所以我問了我身邊的人
聽聽他們的想法
00:32
I turned to my grandmother, who always had plenty of advice,
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我問了我祖母
她總是有一堆建議
00:36
and she said, "Stop being so picky.
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她回答我:「不要這麼挑剔!
00:39
You've got to date around.
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妳得出去約會
00:40
And most importantly,
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最重要的是
00:42
true love will find you when you least expect it."
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真愛總是在不經意時出現」
00:46
Now as it turns out,
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事實上
00:48
I'm somebody who thinks a lot about data,
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我是個非常相信根據的人
00:50
as you'll soon find.
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我想你很快就會發現這點
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I am constantly swimming in numbers, formulas and charts.
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我的生活跟數字、公式
還有圖表脫不了關係
我有一個非常棒的家庭
00:57
I also have a very tight-knit family,
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00:59
and I'm very, very close with my sister,
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我和我的姐姐十分親密
01:01
and as a result, I wanted to have the same type of family when I grew up.
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因此,我夢想著能擁有一個
像我家一樣美好的家庭
01:04
So I'm at the end of this bad breakup,
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所以我最終是慘烈地分手了
01:06
I'm 30 years old,
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我現在三十歲
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I figure I'm probably going to have to date somebody for about six months
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我認為至少要交往六個月
才能夠確定這個人
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before I'm ready to get monogamous
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是你未來的伴侶
01:13
and before we can sort of cohabitate,
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開始同居生活前也需要一點時間
01:15
and we have to do that for a while before we can get engaged.
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同居過一陣子後,才是訂婚
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And if I want to start having children by the time I'm 35,
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假設我想在35歲時生小孩
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that meant that I would have had to have been on my way to marriage
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代表我必須在
五年前開始計劃結婚
01:24
five years ago.
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01:26
So that wasn't going to work.
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很明顯地,這行不通
01:27
If my strategy was to least-expect my way into true love,
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如果找到真愛的方法是減少期待
那唯一的變數
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then the variable that I had to deal with was serendipity.
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就是看緣份了
01:34
In short, I was trying to figure out
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簡單來說,我想搞清楚
我找到真命天子的機率有多少?
01:37
what's the probability of my finding Mr. Right?
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01:40
Well, at the time I was living in the city of Philadelphia,
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我住在費城的時候
它是個大城市,而且我發現
01:43
and it's a big city, and I figured,
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01:45
in this entire place, there are lots of possibilities.
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在這個地方充滿了機會
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So again, I started doing some math.
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所以,我又算了一下
01:50
Population of Philadelphia: it has 1.5 million people.
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費城的人口是150萬人
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I figure about half of that are men,
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我推估半數是男性
因此男性至少有75萬名
01:56
so that takes the number down to 750,000.
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01:58
I'm looking for a guy between the ages of 30 and 36,
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我的目標是30到36歲之間的男性
02:01
which was only four percent of the population,
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大概只佔了百分之四
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so now I'm dealing with the possibility of 30,000 men.
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所以只剩下3萬人
02:07
I was looking for somebody who was Jewish,
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我想要找猶太人
因為我自己就是,而且這對我很重要
02:09
because I am and that was important to me.
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02:11
That's only 2.3 percent of the population.
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但他們只佔人口的百分之2.3
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I figure I'm attracted to maybe one out of 10 of those men,
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我假設這之中有1/10的人
會喜歡我
02:18
and there was no way I was going to deal with somebody who was an avid golfer.
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不過我跟打高爾夫的
完全合不來
02:22
So that basically meant there were 35 men for me
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意思就是說只剩35個人
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that I could possibly date
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可能成為我約會的對象
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in the entire city of Philadelphia.
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在整個費城!
02:32
In the meantime, my very large Jewish family
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同時,在我的猶太大家族中
02:35
was already all married and well on their way
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所有人都已經結婚
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to having lots and lots of children,
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準備生很多很多小孩
02:40
and I felt like I was under tremendous peer pressure
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這更讓我感覺到
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to get my life going already.
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必須快點成家的壓力
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So I have two possible strategies at this point
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所以對此我有
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I'm sort of figuring out.
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兩個對策
一、聽我祖母的話
02:48
One, I can take my grandmother's advice
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02:50
and sort of least-expect my way
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不要抱太大期待
02:52
into maybe bumping into the one out of 35 possible men
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以為能在費城150萬人口中
與那35個人
02:56
in the entire 1.5-million-person city of Philadelphia,
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在路上巧遇
03:01
or I could try online dating.
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又或者試試網路交友
03:04
Now, I like the idea of online dating,
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現在我比較喜歡網路交友這個方法
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because it's predicated on an algorithm,
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因為這可以用算式算出來
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and that's really just a simple way of saying
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這很非常地簡單
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I've got a problem, I'm going to use some data,
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當你遇到問題,只要運用一些數據
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run it through a system and get to a solution.
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透過系統的計算
最後得到解決方法
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So online dating is the second most popular way
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所以網路交友成了現代人找對象時
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that people now meet each other,
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第二受歡迎的方法
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but as it turns out, algorithms have been around
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但是計算的方法
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for thousands of years in almost every culture.
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在每個文化中其實已經存在好幾千年了
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In fact, in Judaism, there were matchmakers a long time ago,
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事實上,猶太教從很久以前開始
就有媒人了
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and though they didn't have an explicit algorithm per se,
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雖然沒有明確的公式
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they definitely were running through formulas in their heads,
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他們一定也在腦裡計算過
像是,那女孩會喜歡那男孩嗎?
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like, is the girl going to like the boy?
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他們的家人會處得來嗎?
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Are the families going to get along?
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03:38
What's the rabbi going to say?
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拉比會怎麼想? (註: 拉比 是猶太人生活宗教上的老師)
他們會不會很快就有孩子?
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Are they going to start having children right away?
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03:42
The matchmaker would sort of think through all of this,
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媒人通常會在腦中想過這些問題後
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put two people together, and that would be the end of it.
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把兩人湊成一對
我猜想,像我的情形
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So in my case, I thought,
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03:49
well, will data and an algorithm lead me to my Prince Charming?
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數據和算式真能夠幫我找到
我的白馬王子嗎?
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So I decided to sign on.
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我決定註冊網路交友
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Now, there was one small catch.
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這裡有一個小小的插曲
03:57
As I'm signing on to the various dating websites,
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當我在一堆交友網站註冊後
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as it happens, I was really, really busy.
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想當然,我變得相當忙
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But that actually wasn't the biggest problem.
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但這還不是最大的問題
04:05
The biggest problem is that I hate filling out questionnaires of any kind,
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最困擾我的是
我痛恨填問卷
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and I certainly don't like questionnaires that are like Cosmo quizzes.
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更不要說那些問卷根本
就像是心理測驗
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So I just copied and pasted from my résumé.
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因此我就直接從履歷複製貼上
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(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
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So in the descriptive part up top,
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在最上方的自我描述那一欄
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I said that I was an award-winning journalist
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我填上我是個得過獎的記者
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and a future thinker.
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和未來思想家
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When I was asked about fun activities and my ideal date,
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當它問到我的興趣和理想的對象
我回答賺錢
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I said monetization and fluency in Japanese.
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和流利的日文
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I talked a lot about JavaScript.
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我寫了許多有關程式語言的事
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(Laughter)
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但這似乎不是展現自己最好一面的
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So obviously this was not the best way to put my most sexy foot forward.
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的好方法
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But the real failure was that there were plenty of men for me to date.
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但最糟的是
那裡有一堆可以跟我約會的男人
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These algorithms had a sea full of men
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這些運算法則提供了一堆
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that wanted to take me out on lots of dates --
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要約我出去的男人
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what turned out to be truly awful dates.
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雖然那些約會的結果都不太好
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There was this guy Steve, the I.T. guy.
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有一位叫史帝夫的男人,是位科技人
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The algorithm matched us up because we share a love of gadgets,
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運算法則把我們湊成一對
因為我們都喜歡小玩意
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we share a love of math and data and '80s music,
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還有數學和80年代的音樂
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and so I agreed to go out with him.
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所以我也同意跟他出去
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So Steve the I.T. guy invited me out
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史帝夫這位科技人約我去
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to one of Philadelphia's white-table-cloth,
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費城一家的高檔餐廳
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extremely expensive restaurants.
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那裡消費非常昂貴
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And we went in, and right off the bat,
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我們到了以後
05:19
our conversation really wasn't taking flight,
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並沒有講到什麼話
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but he was ordering a lot of food.
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他只是點了很多食物
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In fact, he didn't even bother looking at the menu.
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事實上他連餐單都沒瞄過一眼
點了一堆開胃菜
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He was ordering multiple appetizers, multiple entrées, for me as well,
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一堆主菜,當然也替我點了
05:31
and suddenly there are piles and piles of food on our table,
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突然之間,桌上擺滿了食物
和一瓶又一瓶的酒
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also lots and lots of bottles of wine.
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05:36
So we're nearing the end of our conversation
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在我們快要沒話講
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and the end of dinner, and I've decided
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也快吃完飯時,我默默想
我們兩個並不適合彼此
05:40
Steve the I.T. guy and I are really just not meant for each other,
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但我們不會分開的太難看
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but we'll part ways as friends,
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05:44
when he gets up to go to the bathroom,
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他去廁所的時候
05:47
and in the meantime, the bill comes to our table.
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服務生將賬單送到桌上
聽好了,我是個現代女性
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And listen, I'm a modern woman.
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05:53
I am totally down with splitting the bill.
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當然可以接受各付各的
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But then Steve the I.T. guy didn't come back.
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但是史帝夫那位科技人沒有回來
05:59
(Gasping)
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06:00
And that was my entire month's rent.
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那足足是我整個月的房租
06:03
(Audience gasps)
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06:04
So needless to say, I was not having a good night.
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不用說,那不是個美好的晚餐
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So I run home, I call my mother, I call my sister,
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所以我跑回家,打給我媽媽和姐姐
06:11
and as I do, at the end of each one of these terrible, terrible dates,
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就像每次經歷過一場
糟糕的約會後一樣
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I regale them with the details.
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告訴她們所有細節
06:18
And they say to me,
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她們告訴我
06:20
"Stop complaining."
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「不要再抱怨了!」
06:22
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
06:23
"You're just being too picky."
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「妳就是太挑剔了!」
06:26
So I said, fine, from here on out I'm only going on dates
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所以我決定從此之後
我只去我知道的地方約會
06:29
where I know there's Wi-Fi, and I'm bringing my laptop.
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要有無線網路,我還要帶著筆電
我會把它塞進我的包包
06:32
I'm going to shove it into my bag,
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06:33
I'm going to have this email template,
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我會用這個電子郵件範本
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and I'm going to fill it out and collect information
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填上空格,收集些資料
這樣我就能透過這些資料
06:38
on all these different data points during the date
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06:40
to prove to everybody that empirically,
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以親身經歷向大家證明
06:42
these dates really are terrible.
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這些約會有多糟 (笑聲)
06:44
(Laughter)
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我開始注意那些
06:45
So I started tracking things like really stupid, awkward, sexual remarks;
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笨拙、尷尬、帶有性意味的言論
06:49
bad vocabulary;
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不當用詞
06:51
the number of times a man forced me to high-five him.
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逼我和他擊掌的次數
06:54
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
06:56
So I started to crunch some numbers,
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我開始統計這些數字
接著我發現了一些關聯性
07:01
and that allowed me to make some correlations.
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07:03
So as it turns out,
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例如說
07:06
for some reason, men who drink Scotch reference kinky sex immediately.
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不知道為什麼 喝蘇格蘭威士忌的男人
總令我聯想到性變態
07:11
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
07:13
Well, it turns out that these probably weren't bad guys.
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當然這不代表
他們真的是壞人
07:17
There were just bad for me.
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他們只是不適合我
07:19
And as it happens, the algorithms that were setting us up,
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將我們湊在一起的交友網站
07:23
they weren't bad either.
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也沒有錯
07:24
These algorithms were doing exactly what they were designed to do,
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它們只是照著
一定的公式運作而已
蒐集使用者的基本資料
07:28
which was to take our user-generated information,
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07:30
in my case, my résumé,
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像是我的履歷表
07:32
and match it up with other people's information.
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和其他人的資料做配對
07:35
See, the real problem here is that,
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所以真正的問題是
運算法則可以正常運作
07:37
while the algorithms work just fine,
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07:38
you and I don't,
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我們卻作不到
07:40
when confronted with blank windows
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當面對需要填入
07:42
where we're supposed to input our information online.
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個人資料的空白視窗時
07:44
Very few of us have the ability
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我們之中只有極少數的人
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to be totally and brutally honest with ourselves.
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能夠全然地坦白面對
07:50
The other problem is that these websites are asking us
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另一個問題是,交友網站總是問一些問題
07:52
questions like, are you a dog person or a cat person?
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像是,你喜歡狗還是貓?
07:55
Do you like horror films or romance films?
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你喜歡恐怖片還是愛情片?
07:58
I'm not looking for a pen pal.
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我又不是要找筆友
08:00
I'm looking for a husband. Right?
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我是要找老公,不是嗎?
08:02
So there's a certain amount of superficiality in that data.
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那裡頭淨是一些膚淺的資料
08:05
So I said fine, I've got a new plan.
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我想說好吧,我有一個新的計劃
08:08
I'm going to keep using these online dating sites,
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我會繼續用這些交友網站
08:10
but I'm going to treat them as databases,
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但僅僅是把它當成資料庫
另外,比起讓系統替我配對
08:13
and rather than waiting for an algorithm to set me up,
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08:15
I think I'm going to try reverse-engineering this entire system.
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我決定反向操作這整個系統
08:19
So knowing that there was superficial data
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因為在知道它僅靠一些膚淺問題
08:22
that was being used to match me up with other people,
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幫我找尋適合的對象之後
08:24
I decided instead to ask my own questions.
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我決定自己提出自己的問題
08:27
What was every single possible thing
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在我找另一半時
會想到哪些條件呢?
08:29
that I could think of that I was looking for in a mate?
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08:31
So I started writing
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我開始不停地寫
08:33
and writing and writing,
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08:36
and at the end, I had amassed 72 different data points.
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最後,我累積了
72個不同的條件
08:41
I wanted somebody was Jew-ish,
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我想找猶太人
08:43
so I was looking for somebody
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找一個跟我有相同背景
08:45
who had the same background and thoughts on our culture,
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相同文化觀的人
08:47
but wasn't going to force me to go to shul every Friday and Saturday.
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但前提是每週五、週六
他不會逼我去猶太教會
08:51
I wanted somebody who worked hard,
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我想找認真工作的人
08:53
because work for me is extremely important,
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因為工作對我來說相當重要
08:55
but not too hard.
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不過也不能太過火
對我而言,我的嗜好就只是
08:57
For me, the hobbies that I have
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08:58
are really just new work projects that I've launched.
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手頭上正在進行的工作
09:01
I also wanted somebody who not only wanted two children,
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我想找個打算生兩個小孩
09:04
but was going to have the same attitude toward parenting that I do,
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教養觀念和我一樣的人
09:07
so somebody who was going to be totally okay
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一個不反對我們的小孩
09:09
with forcing our child to start taking piano lessons at age three,
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三歲開始學鋼琴
如果可能的話
09:13
and also maybe computer science classes if we could wrangle it.
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還要上電腦課
09:18
So things like that, but I also wanted somebody
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像是這些問題,還有最好是個
09:20
who would go to far-flung, exotic places, like Petra, Jordan.
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見多識廣的人,旅行過特別的地方
像是佩特拉、約旦
還有,無論何時
09:24
I also wanted somebody who would weigh 20 pounds more than me at all times,
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無論我多重
09:27
regardless of what I weighed.
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他都必須比我重個20磅
(笑聲)
09:29
(Laughter)
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09:31
So I now have these 72 different data points,
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現在,我有72個條件
09:34
which, to be fair, is a lot.
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老實說,實在很多
09:36
So what I did was, I went through and I prioritized that list.
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我看了看那張清單
排出優先順序
09:39
I broke it into a top tier and a second tier of points,
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我把整份清單分為兩部分
09:43
and I ranked everything starting at 100
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我將每樣條件從100分開始打分數
09:46
and going all the way down to 91,
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最低91分
09:48
and listing things like I was looking for somebody who was really smart,
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並且寫下具體條件,像是聰明
能夠挑戰和激勵我
09:52
who would challenge and stimulate me,
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跟第二部分的條件
09:54
and balancing that with a second tier and a second set of points.
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做平衡
09:57
These things were also important to me but not necessarily deal-breakers.
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這些條件對我而言當然也很重要
但是並沒有那麼絕對
10:02
(Laughter)
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10:04
So once I had all this done, I then built a scoring system,
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在我完成之後
我建立了一個記分系統
10:07
because what I wanted to do was to sort of mathematically calculate
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因為我想做的
就像是數學計算
10:11
whether or not I thought the guy that I found online
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計算出我在網路上找到的這個男人
10:14
would be a match with me.
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是不是適合我
10:15
I figured there would be a minimum of 700 points
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根據我的記分系統,要達到700分
10:18
before I would agree to email somebody or respond to an email message.
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我才會寫電子郵件給對方
或是回信
10:21
For 900 points, I'd agree to go out on a date,
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900分代表可以跟他出去
但是不到1,500分的話
10:24
and I wouldn't even consider any kind of relationship
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10:26
before somebody had crossed the 1,500 point threshold.
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我就不會考慮開始一段關係
10:30
Well, as it turns out, this worked pretty well.
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這方法非常的成功
10:33
So I go back online now.
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因此,我從新回到網路世界
10:35
I found Jewishdoc57
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我找到Jewishdoc57
10:38
who's incredibly good-looking, incredibly well-spoken,
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他長的很帥,很會說話
10:41
he had hiked Mt. Fuji,
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他爬過富士山
10:42
he had walked along the Great Wall.
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走過長城
10:44
He likes to travel
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只要不是搭郵輪,他喜歡旅遊
10:45
as long as it doesn't involve a cruise ship.
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我心想,我做到了!
10:48
And I thought,
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10:49
I've done it!
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10:50
I've cracked the code.
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我破解了
10:52
I have just found the Jewish Prince Charming
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我找到我夢想中美滿家庭
10:56
of my family's dreams.
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的猶太王子
10:58
There was only one problem:
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只有一個問題
他並不喜歡我
11:01
He didn't like me back.
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11:03
And I guess the one variable that I haven't considered
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我想我忘了還有一個變數
11:06
is the competition.
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競爭
11:08
Who are all of the other women on these dating sites?
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在這些交友網站上的其他女人
她們是誰?
11:12
I found SmileyGirl1978.
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我找到SmileyGirl1978
11:16
She said she was a "Fun girl who is Happy and Outgoing."
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她表示自己是個風趣外向的女孩
11:19
She listed her job as "teacher."
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她的工作欄寫著老師
11:20
She said she is "silly, nice and friendly."
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她說自己傻傻的、親切好相處
11:23
She likes to make people laugh "alot."
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喜歡逗人笑
11:25
At this moment I knew,
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這瞬間,我懂了
11:27
clicking profile after profile that looked like this,
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看了一個又一個類似這樣的資料後
11:30
that I needed to do some market research.
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我想我必須做些市場調查
因此我註冊了10個假的男性帳號
11:33
So I created 10 fake male profiles.
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11:35
Now, before I lose all of you --
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在你們準備要唾棄我之前
11:38
(Laughter) --
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(笑聲)
我必須澄清我這樣做
11:41
understand that I did this strictly to gather data
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純粹只是為了蒐集
11:46
about everybody else in the system.
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這個系統裡其他人的資料
11:47
I didn't carry on crazy Catfish-style relationships with anybody.
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我沒有戲弄任何人
11:52
I really was just scraping their data.
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我真的只是蒐集資料
11:54
But I didn't want everybody's data.
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不過我並不需要所有人的
11:56
I only wanted data on the women who were going to be attracted
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我只需要那些
會喜歡上
11:59
to the type of man that I really, really wanted to marry.
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我想嫁的男人的那些女人 (笑聲)
12:02
When I released these men into the wild,
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我剛開始用這些假帳號時
12:06
I did follow some rules.
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我遵守了一些規則
12:07
So I didn't reach out to any woman first.
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所以一開始,我沒和任何女人主動聯繫
12:09
I just waited to see who these profiles were going to attract,
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我想看這些假帳號能吸引到什麼樣的人
12:12
and mainly what I was looking at was two different data sets.
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我將它分為兩組數據組
12:16
So I was looking at qualitative data,
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我觀察特性類的數據
12:17
so what was the humor, the tone,
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找出這些女人在幽默感、語調
12:19
the voice, the communication style
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聲音和溝通方式方面
12:21
that these women shared in common?
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有哪些共同點
12:23
And also quantitative data,
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另外那些量化的數據
12:24
so what was the average length of their profile,
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像是個人檔案的平均長度
12:26
how much time was spent between messages?
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傳訊息時花了多少時間
我想知道的是
12:29
What I was trying to get at here was that I figured, in person,
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假使我也這麼做了
12:32
I would be just as competitive as a SmileyGirl1978.
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我就會跟SmileyGirl1978
一樣受歡迎
12:35
I wanted to figure out how to maximize my own profile online.
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我想試著將我的個人檔案
發揮最大效益
12:40
Well, one month later,
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一個月後
12:42
I had a lot of data, and I was able to do another analysis.
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我蒐集到許多數據作分析
12:46
And as it turns out, content matters a lot.
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結果是,內容很重要
12:49
So smart people tend to write a lot --
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聰明的人通常都寫很長
三四千字
12:52
3,000, 4,000, 5,000 words about themselves,
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甚至5千字
12:55
which may all be very, very interesting.
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而且內容十分有趣
12:57
The challenge here, though, is that the popular men and women
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困難點在
這些受歡迎的男人和女人
13:00
are sticking to 97 words on average
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平均都只打97個字
13:03
that are written very, very well,
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當然也寫得很好
13:05
even though it may not seem like it all the time.
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雖然有些看起來像假的
13:08
The other hallmark of the people who do this well
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另一個特點是
13:10
is that they're using non-specific language.
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他們絕不會寫的很具體
以我的例子來說
13:13
So in my case,
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13:14
"The English Patient" is my most favorite movie ever,
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我最喜歡的電影是「英倫情人」
13:17
but it doesn't work to use that in a profile,
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但我絕不能將它寫在我的資料上
13:21
because that's a superficial data point,
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因為那樣會太具體了
有人可能因為不喜歡那部電影
13:23
and somebody may disagree
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13:24
and decide they don't want to go out
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就拒絕跟我出去
因為他們對坐三個小時看一部電影沒興趣
13:26
because they didn't like sitting through the three-hour movie.
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另外,正面的字眼非常重要
13:29
Also, optimistic language matters a lot.
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這是文字雲
13:31
So this is a word cloud
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13:32
highlighting the most popular words that were used
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顯示出那些受歡迎的女人
13:34
by the most popular women,
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常用的字
13:36
words like "fun" and "girl" and "love."
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像是"有趣"、"女孩"、"愛"
13:38
And what I realized was not that I had to dumb down my own profile.
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然而我意識到的
並不是降低我個人檔案的水準
13:42
Remember, I'm somebody who said
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還記得嗎,我說過我是
13:43
that I speak fluent Japanese and I know JavaScript
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能說一口流利日文和懂得程式語言的人
13:46
and I was okay with that.
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我覺得這很好啊
13:48
The difference is that it's about being more approachable
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重點是要讓自己變得容易親近些
13:51
and helping people understand the best way to reach out to you.
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使其他人了解
如何與你接觸
13:55
And as it turns out, timing is also really, really important.
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時間點也相當重要
你有了某人的電話號碼
13:58
Just because you have access to somebody's mobile phone number
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又或者是
14:01
or their instant message account
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他們的即時通訊軟體帳號
14:03
and it's 2 o'clock in the morning and you happen to be awake,
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即時你清晨2點還醒着
也不應該在這個時間跟那些人聯絡
14:06
doesn't mean that that's a good time to communicate with those people.
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交友網站上這些受歡迎的女人
14:09
The popular women on these online sites
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14:11
spend an average of 23 hours in between each communication.
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花在交談上的時間
每段平均約23小時
14:15
And that's what we would normally do in the usual process of courtship.
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通常我們追求某人的時候
也都是這樣的
14:19
And finally --
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最後是照片
14:21
there were the photos.
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受歡迎的女人
14:23
All of the women who were popular showed some skin.
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每個都會露些肉
14:26
They all looked really great,
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她們看起來都很美
14:28
which turned out to be in sharp contrast
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和我上傳的照片就形成
14:31
to what I had uploaded.
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極大的對比
14:32
(Laughter)
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14:34
Once I had all of this information,
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當我擁有了這些資訊之後
14:36
I was able to create a super profile,
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我就能作出一個「超級檔案」
14:38
so it was still me,
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這還是我
14:40
but it was me optimized now for this ecosystem.
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但這是在這個生態圈下最佳化後的我
14:44
And as it turns out, I did a really good job.
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結果顯示,我成功了
14:49
I was the most popular person online.
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我是網路上最有名的人
14:52
(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
14:54
(Applause)
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(掌聲)
14:58
And as it turns out, lots and lots of men wanted to date me.
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有數不清的男人想約我出去
15:02
So I call my mom, I call my sister, I call my grandmother.
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所以我打電話給我媽、我姐姐還有祖母
我告訴她們這個好消息
15:05
I'm telling them about this fabulous news,
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她們說:「這真是太棒了!」
15:07
and they say, "This is wonderful! How soon are you going out?"
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「妳什麼時候要去約會?」
15:10
I said, "Actually, I'm not going to go out with anybody."
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我回答:「事實上,我不會跟任何人出去」
15:13
Because remember, in my scoring system,
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記得嗎?在我的記分系統
15:15
they have to reach a minimum threshold of 700 points,
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他們至少要拿到700分
15:17
and none of them have done that.
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但沒有一個人達到這個標準
15:19
They said, "What? You're still being too damn picky."
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她們說:「什麼?妳怎麼還是這麼挑剔」
15:22
Well, not too long after that, I found this guy, Thevenin,
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但在不久之後
我遇見了戴維寧
15:25
and he said that he was culturally Jewish,
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他說他文化上屬於猶太文化
他說他的工作是北極小海豹獵人
15:29
he said that his job was an arctic baby seal hunter,
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我覺得很妙
15:32
which I thought was very clever.
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15:34
He talked in detail about travel.
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他寫了很多關於旅行的事
15:37
He made a lot of really interesting cultural references.
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舉了許多有趣的文化差異的例子
15:39
He looked and talked exactly like what I wanted,
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他的長相和說話的方式都是我喜歡的型
15:42
and immediately, he scored 850 points.
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當然,他馬上就得了850分
15:45
It was enough for a date.
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850分已經足夠出去約會
15:47
Three weeks later, we met up in person
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三個禮拜之後,我們見面了
15:49
for what turned out to be a 14-hour-long conversation
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我們聊了14個小時
從咖啡廳到餐廳
15:53
that went from coffee shop to restaurant
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15:55
to another coffee shop to another restaurant,
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又從另一家咖啡廳到另一間餐廳
15:57
and when he dropped me back off at my house that night
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當他送我回家時
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I re-scored him --
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我重新為他打了分數
「1050分!」
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[1,050 points!]
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Thought, you know what,
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你知道嗎?
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this entire time, I haven't been picky enough.
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這次我一點都不挑剔
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Well, a year and a half after that,
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一年半後
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we were non-cruise ship traveling
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我們去了佩特拉、約旦
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through Petra, Jordan,
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當然,不是搭郵輪
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when he got down on his knee and proposed.
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當時他跪下,向我求婚
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A year after that, we were married,
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一年後,我們結婚了
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and about a year and a half after that,
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那之後一年半,我們的女兒佩特拉
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our daughter, Petra, was born.
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出生了
16:23
Audience: Oh!
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(掌聲)
16:25
(Applause)
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16:27
[What it means...]
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16:30
Obviously, I'm having a fabulous life, so --
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顯然,我現在過著很幸福的生活,所以...
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(Laughter)
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(笑聲)
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The question is, what does all of this mean for you?
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問題是,這些對你而言是什麼?
16:37
Well, as it turns out, there is an algorithm for love.
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這是一個為愛訂做的運算法則
16:40
It's just not the ones that we're being presented with online.
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這不只是我們在網路上看起來的樣子
16:44
In fact, it's something that you write yourself.
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是你怎麼形容你自己
所以,無論你是在找另一半
16:47
So whether you're looking for a husband or a wife
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or you're trying to find your passion
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找尋你的熱情
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or you're trying to start a business,
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或是嘗試創業
你需要做的是找出你自己的原則
16:53
all you have to really do is figure out your own framework
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16:55
and play by your own rules,
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照你的規則來
16:57
and feel free to be as picky as you want.
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愛怎麼挑剔就怎麼挑剔
17:00
Well, on my wedding day,
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我結婚那天
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I had a conversation again with my grandmother,
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我跟我的祖母談了一下
她說:「好吧,我也許是錯的」
17:04
and she said, "All right, maybe I was wrong.
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17:06
It looks like you did come up with a really, really great system.
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「看來妳真的發明出
一個非常好的系統」
17:09
Now, your matzah balls ...
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「不過妳的瑪索球 (註:猶太丸子)
口感應該是鬆軟的,不應該是硬的」
17:13
They should be fluffy, not hard."
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17:14
(Laughter)
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這次我會聽她的話了
17:16
And I'll take her advice on that.
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17:17
(Applause)
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(掌聲)
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