Talking and squawking | Einstein the parrot and Stephanie White

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Stephanie White: I'm going to let her introduce herself to everybody.

Stephanie White: Dat ću joj da se predstavi svima.

Can you tell everybody your name?

Možeš li reći svima svoje ime?

Einstein: Einstein.

Einstein: Einstein.

SW: This is Einstein. Can you tell everyone "hi"?

SW: Ovo je Einstein. Možeš li reći svima "zdravo"?

E: Hello.

E: Zdravo.

SW: That's nice. Can you be polite?

SW: To je lijepo. Možeš li biti pristojna?

E: Hi, sweetheart.

E: Bok, srce.

SW: Much better.

SW: Puno bolje. Dakle, Einsteinica je veoma počašćena što može biti ovdje na TED-u 2006,

Well, Einstein is very honored to be here at TED 2006,

amongst all you modern-day Einsteins.

među svima vama, Einsteinima modernog doba. U biti, ona je jako uzbuđena.

In fact, she's very excited.

E: Woo.

E: Woo.

SW: Yeah.

SW: Da.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Since we've arrived, there's been a constant buzz

Otkad smo stigli, priča se neprestano o

about all the exciting speakers here for the conference.

svim uzbudljivim govornicima ovdje na konferenciji.

This morning we've heard a lot of whispers about Tom O'Reilly's wrap-up on Saturday.

Ujutro smo čuli mnogo šaputanja o

završetku od strane Toma Reillya u subotu. Einsteinice, jesi li čula šaputanja?

Einstein, did you hear whispers?

E: [Squawks]

E: [Krešti]

SW: Yeah.

SW: Da.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Einstein's especially interested in Penelope's talk.

Einsteinica je posebno zainteresirana za govor Penelope.

Mnogo njezinog istraživanja se odvija u špiljama, koje mogu biti poprilično prašnjave.

A lot of her research goes on in case, which can get pretty dusty.

E: Apčiha!

E: Achoo!

SW: It could make her sneeze.

SW: Mogla bi početi kihati. Ali još važnije, njezino istraživanje

But more importantly, her research could help Einstein

bi moglo pomoći Einsteinici da pronađe lijek za svoje uvijek hrapavo grlo.

find a cure for her never-ending scratchy throat.

Einstein: [Coughs]

Einstein: [Kašlje]

SW: Yeah.

SW: Da.

(Laughter)

Well, Bob Russell was telling us about his work on nanotubes

(Smijeh)

Dakle, Bob Russell nam je pričao o svom radu s nanocijevima

in his research at the microscopic level.

u svom istraživanju na mikroskopskoj razini.

Pa, to je uistinu cool, ali ono čemu se Einsteinica doista nadala

Well, that's really cool, but what Einstein's really hoping

is that maybe he'll genetically engineer a five-pound peanut.

jest da će možda genetički proizvesti kikiriki od dva i pol kilograma.

E: Oh, my God! My God! My God!

E: O, moj Bože! Moj Bože! Moj Bože!

SW: Yeah. She would get really, really excited.

SW: Da. Ona bi bila doista, doista uzbuđena.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

That is one big peanut.

To je jedan veliki kikiriki. Kako je Einsteinica ptica,

Since Einstein is a bird,

she's very interested in things that fly.

nju veoma interesiraju stvari koje mogu letjeti.

She thinks Burt Rutan is very impressive.

Ona mislim kako je Burt Rutan veoma impresivan.

E: Ooh.

E: Ooh.

SW: Yeah. She especially likes his latest achievement, SpaceShipOne.

SW: Da. Ona naročito voli njegovo posljednje postignuće, SvemirskiBrodJedan.

Einstein, would you like to ride in Burt's spaceship?

Einsteinice, jel bi se voljela voziti u Burtovom svemirskom vozilu?

E: [Spaceship noise]

E: [Zvuk svemirskog broda]

SW: Even if it doesn't have a laser?

SW: Čak i ako nema laser?

E: [Zvuk lasera]

E: [Laser noise]

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

SW: Da, da. To je bilo prilično smiješno, Einsteinice.

SW: Yeah, yeah. That was pretty funny, Einstein.

Now, Einstein also thinks, you know,

Sada, Einsteinica isto tako misli, znate, rad u špiljama

working in caves and travelling through space --

i putovanje kroz svemir - sve su to veoma opasni poslovi.

it's all very dangerous jobs.

It would be very dangerous if you fell down.

Bilo bi veoma opasno kada bi pali dolje.

E: Wheeeeeee! [Splat]

E: Wheeeeeee! Mrlja.

SW: Yeah.

SW: Da.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Little splat at the end there. Einstein, did that hurt?

Mala mrlja tamo na kraju. Einsteinice, je li to boljelo?

E: Au, au, au.

E: Ow, ow, ow.

SW: Yeah. It's all a lot of hard work.

SW: Da. To je puno napornog radog.

E: [Squawks]

E: [Krešti]

SW: Yeah. It can get a bird like Einstein frustrated.

SW: Da. To može pticu poput Einsteinice frustrirati.

E: [Squawks]

E: [Krešti]

SW: Yeah, it sure can.

SW: Da, naravno da može. Ali kada se Einsteinica mora odmoriti od svog posla

But when Einstein needs to relax from her job educating the public

edukacije javnosti, ona to voli raditi pomoću umjetnosti.

she loves to take in the arts.

If the children of the Uganda need another dance partner,

Kada bi djeca Ugande trebala drugog plesnog partnera,

Einstein could sure fit the bill, because she loves to dance.

Einsteinica bi sigurno odgovarala, jer voli plesati.

Možeš li sići?

Can you get down?

E: [Bobbing head] (Laughter)

E: [Kimajući glavom] (Smijeh)

SW: Let's get down for everybody. Come on now.

Siđimo za sve prisutne. Hajde sada.

She's going to make me do it, too. Ooh, ooh.

Natjerat će me da i ja učinim isto. Ooh, ooh.

Einstein: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Einsteinica: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

SW: Do your head now.

SW: Daj sada svojom glavom.

E: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

E: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

SW: Or maybe Sirena Huang would like to learn some arias on her violin,

SW: Ili bi možda Sirena Huang željela naučiti neke arije

na svojoj violini, a Einsteinica bi mogla pjevati neku operu?

and Einstein can sing along with some opera?

E: [Operatic squawk]

E: [Kreštanje opere]

SW: Very good.

SW: Vrlo dobro.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Or maybe Stu just needs another backup singer?

Ili je možda Stuu potrebna samo još jedna pričuvna pjevačica?

Einstein, can you also sing?

Einsteinica, možeš li isto tako pjevati?

I know, you need to get rid of that seed first. Can you sing?

Znam, moraš se prvo riješiti te sjemenke. Možeš li pjevati?

E: La, la.

E: La, la.

SW: There you go.

SW: Eto, vidiš. I, naravno, ako sve ostalo propadne,

And, of course, if all else fails,

she can just run off and enjoy a fun fiesta.

možeš jednostavno pobjeći i uživati na zabavi.

E: [Squawks]

E: [Krešti]

SW: All right.

SW: Dobro. Dakle, Einsteinicu je prije bilo sram to spomenuti,

Well, Einstein was pretty embarrassed to admit this earlier,

ali iza pozornice mi je rekla kako ima problem.

but she was telling me backstage that she had a problem.

E: O čemu se radi?

E: What's the matter?

SW: No, I don't have a problem. You have the problem, remember?

SW: Ne, ja nemam problem. Ti imaš problem, sjećaš se?

You were saying that you were really embarrassed,

Govorila si kako se uistinu sramiš

because you're in love with a pirate?

jer si se zaljubila u gusara?

E: Yar.

E: Yar.

SW: There we go. And what do pirates like to drink?

SW: Eto vidiš. A što gusari vole piti?

E: Beer.

E: Pivo.

SW: Yeah, that's right.

SW: Da, to je točno. Ali ti ne voliš pivo, Einsteinice?

But you don't like to drink beer, Einstein.

You like to drink water.

Ti voliš piti vodu.

E: [Water sound]

E: [Zvuk vode]

SW: Very good. Now, really, she is pretty nervous.

SW: Vrlo dobro. Sada, doista, prilično je nervozna.

Because one of her favorite folks from back home is here,

Jer je jedan od njezinih najdražih ljudi iz njezinog kraja ovdje,

and she's pretty nervous to meet him.

i prilično je nervozna što će ga upoznati.

She thinks Al Gore is a really good-looking man.

Ona misli kako je Al Gore uistinu zgodan muškarac.

Što kažeš zgodnom muškarcu?

What do you say to a good-looking man?

E: Hey, baby.

E: Hej, dušo.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

SW: And so do all the folks back home in Tennessee.

SW: Kao i svi zemljaci doma u Tennessee-u.

E: Yee haw.

E: Ji ha.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

SW: And since she's such a big fan,

SW: A kako je ona toliko velika obožavateljica,

she knows that his birthday is coming up at the end of March.

zna kako se njegov rođendan bliži krajem ožujka.

And we didn't think he'd be in town then,

I nismo mislile kako će biti tada u gradu,

so Einstein wanted to do something special for him.

stoga je Einsteinica željela učiniti nešto posebno za njega.

So let's see if Einstein will sing "Happy Birthday" to Al Gore.

Pa da vidimo hoće li Einsteinica pjevati "Sretan rođendan" Al Goreu.

Can you sing "Happy Birthday" to him?

Možeš li mu otpjevati "Sretan rođendan"?

E: Happy birthday to you.

E: Sretan rođendan ti.

SW: Again.

SW: Ponovo.

E: Happy birthday to you.

E: Sretan rođendan ti.

SW: Again.

SW: Ponovo.

E: Happy birthday to you.

E: Sretan rođendan ti.

SW: Big finish.

SW: Veliki završetak.

E: Happy birthday to you.

E: Sretan rođendan ti.

SW: Good job!

SW: Dobar posao.

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

Well, before we wrap it up, she would like to give a shout out

Dakle, prije nego zavšimo, ona bi željela pozdraviti

to all our animal friends back at the Knoxville Zoo.

sve naše prijatelje životinje u Knoxville zoološkom vrtu.

Einstein, do you want to say "hi" to all the owls?

Einsteinice, želiš li pozdraviti sve sove?

E: Woo, woo, woo.

E: Woo, woo, woo.

SW: What about the other birds?

SW: A što je sa ostalim pticama?

E: Tweet, tweet, tweet.

E: Cvrkut, cvrkut, cvrkut.

SW: And the penguin?

SW: A pingvin?

E: Quack, quack, quack.

SW: There we go.

E: Kvak, kvak, kvak.

SW: Eto, vidiš.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Let's get that one out of there. How about a chimpanzee?

Izbacimo ovaj van. A što je sa čimpanzom?

E: Ooh, ooh, ooh. Aah, aah, aah.

E: Uh, uh, uh. Ah, ah, ah.

SW: Very good.

SW: Vrlo dobro.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

What about a wolf?

Što je s vukom?

E: Ooooowww.

SW: And a pig?

E: Auuuuuu.

E: Oink, oink, oink.

SW: A svinja?

E: Oink, oink, oink.

SW: And the rooster?

SW: A kokot?

E: Cock-a-doodle-doo!

E: Cock-a-doodle-doo!

SW: And how about those cats?

SW: A što sa svim tim mačkama?

E: Meow.

E: Mijau.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

SW: At the zoo we have big cats from the jungle.

SW: U zoološkom vrtu imamo velike mačke iz džungle.

E: Grrrrr.

E: Grrrrr.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

SW: A što je s tvorom?

SW: What about a skunk?

E: Stinker.

E: Smradac.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

SW: She's a comedian. I suppose you think you're famous? Are you famous?

SW: Ona je komičarka. Pretpostavljam kako misliš da si slavna? Jesi li slavna?

E: Superstar.

E: Superzvijezda.

SW: Yeah. You are a superstar.

SW: Da. Ti si superzvijezda.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Well, we would like to encourage all of you

Dakle, mi bismo vas voljele potaknuti da odradite svoj dio

to do your part to help protect Einstein's animal friends,

u pomoći zaštite Einsteiničinih životinjskih prijatelja, i da odradite svoj dio

and to do your part to help protect their homes that they live [in].

u pomoći zaštite njihovih domova u kojima žive.

Now, Einstein does say it best when we ask her.

Sada, Einsteinica kaže to najbolje kada je pitamo.

Why do we want to protect your home?

Zašto želimo zaštiti tvoj dom?

E: I'm special.

E: Ja sam posebna.

SW: You are very special.

SW: Ti si veoma posebna. Što bi željela poručiti

What would you like to say to all these nice people?

svim ovim dragim ljudima?

E: I love you.

E: Volim vas.

SW: To je dobro. Možeš li im poslati poljubac?

SW: That's good. Can you blow them a kiss?

E: [Kissing noise]

E: [Zvuk poljupca]

SW: And what do you say when it's time to go?

SW: A što kažeš kada je vrijeme za odlazak?

E: Goodbye.

E: Doviđenja.

SW: Good job. Thank you all.

SW: Dobar posao. Hvala vam svima.

(Applause)

(Pljesak)