Nerdcore comedy | Ze Frank

Prevodilac: Mile Živković Lektor: Anja Saric

You know, when Chris first approached me to speak at TED, I said no,

Znate, kad mi je Kris prvi put prišao i pitao da govorim na TEDu, odbio sam,

because I felt like I wasn't going to be able

jer sam mislio da neću moći

to make that personal connection, you know, that I wanted to.

da ostvarim tu ličnu vezu koju sam želeo.

It's such a large conference.

To je tako velika konferencija.

But he explained to me that he was in a bind,

Ali objasnio mi je da je bio u frci,

and that he was having trouble finding the kind of sex appeal

i da nije mogao da nađe seksipil

and star power that the conference was known for.

i moć po kojoj je konferencija poznata -

(Smeh)

So I said fine, Ted -- I mean Chris.

pa sam rekao, okej, Tede, mislim Krise. Doći ću pod dva uslova.

I'll come on two conditions.

One: I want to speak as early in the morning as possible.

Prvi - želim da govorim što je ranije moguće ujutru.

And two: I want to pick the theme for TED 2006.

Drugi - želim da biram temu za TED2006.

And luckily he agreed.

Srećom, složio se. Za dve godine, tema će biti

And the theme, in two years, is going to be "Cute Pictures Of Puppies."

"Simpatične slike kučića".

(Video) (Music)

(Smeh)

[How to Dance Properly BASIC TWIRL]

[NEW SCHOOL]

[OLD SCHOOL]

[WHO'S YOUR DADDY?]

["RIDE THE PONY"]

[MAKE LOVE TO THE CROWD]

[SMACKING THAT ASS]

[STIR THE POT OF LOVE]

[HANGING OUT ... CASUAL]

[WORD.]

(Aplauz)

(Applause)

I invented the Placebo Camera.

Izmislio sam Placebo fotoaparat.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

It doesn't actually take pictures, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper,

Zapravo ne slika, ali je dosta jeftiniji

and you still feel like you were there.

i opet imate osećaj da ste bili tamo.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Clears his throat)

(Laughter)

"Dear Sir, good day, compliments of the day,

Dragi gospodine, dobar dan, želim da ga prijatno provedemo,

and my best wishes to you and family.

moje najtoplije želje vama i vašoj porodici. Znam da će vas ovo pismo

(Breathes in)

I know this letter will come to you surprisingly,

but let it not be a surprise to you,

iznenaditi, ali ne dozvolite da se to desi,

for nature has a way of arriving unannounced,

jer priroda ima naviku da se ne najavljuje,

i kako kaže stara izreka, teško je naći originale,

and, as an adage says, originals are very hard to find,

but their echoes sound ouder.

ali je njihov odjek glasniji. Zato sam odlučio da vas sam kontaktiram,

So I decided to contact you myself,

da biste mi vi osigurali bezbednost i iskrenost,

for you to assure me of safety and honesty,

if I have to entrust any amount of money under your custody.

ako bih morao da vam poverim neku sumu novca.

I am Mr Micheal Bangura, the son of late Mr Thaimu Bangura

Ja sam gospodin Majkl Bangora, sin pokojnog gospodina Tijamua Bangora -

(Smeh)

who was the Minister of Finance in Sierra Leone

koji je bio ministar finansija u Sijera Leoneu -

(Aplauz)

but was killed during the civil war.

ali je ubijen u građanskom ratu.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Knowing your country to be economical conducive for investment,

Pošto je vaša zemlja pogodna za ekonomske investicije

and your people as transparent and trustworthy to engage in business,

i vaši ljudi transparentni i pošteni za otvaranje posla,

on which premise I write you.

zbog ovoga vam pišem.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Before my father death,

Pre smrti mog oca,

he had the sum of 23 million United States dollars,

on je imao sumu od 23 miliona američkih dolara

which he kept away from the rebel leaders during the course of the war.

koje je čuvao

od vođa pobunjenika tokom rata.

(Smeh)

(Laughter)

This fund was supposed to be used

Ovaj fond trebalo je da se koristi

for the rehabilitation of water reserves all over the country,

za rehabilitaciju rezerva vode širom zemlje,

before the outbreak of war.

pre nego što se desio rat. Kada je započeo rat,

When the war broke out,

vođa pobunjenika zahtevao je da se fond preda njemu,

the rebel leader demanded the fund be given to him,

moj otac je tvrdio da nije bio u njegovom posedu

my father insisted it was not in his possession,

and he was killed because of his refusal to release the fund.

i ubili su ga zbog odbijanja da preda fond.

Meanwhile, my mother and I

Međutim, moja majka i ja smo jedini koji znamo za fond

is the only person who knows about it because my father always confide in me.

jer mi se otac uvek poveravao.

(Sighs)

Brzo sam se dogovorio s radnikom Crvenog krsta

I made an arrangement with a Red Cross relief worker,

who used his official van to transport the money to Lungi Airport, Freetown,

koji je svojim zvaničnim kombijem prebacio novac do aerodroma Landži

u Fritaunu, iako nije znao sadržaj kutije.

although he did not know the real contents of the box.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Fond je smešten, kako je porodica uverena,

The fund was deposited as a family reasure,

in a safe, reliable security company in Dakar, Senegal,

u bezbednu i pouzdanu kompaniju za bezbednost u Senegalu,

where I was only given temporary asylum.

gde sam dobio samo privremeni azil.

I do not wish to invest the money in Senegal

Ne želim da uložim novac u Senegalu

due to unfavorable economic climate, and so close to my country.

zbog nepogodne ekonomske klime i blizine mojoj zemlji.

The only assistance I need from you, which I know you would do for me,

Jedina pomoć koja mi od vas treba, i koju znam da ćete pružiti,

are the following: one, be a silent partner

je sledeće: prvo, budite tihi partner

and receive the funds in your account in trust;

i primite sredstva na vaš račun u poverenju:

two, provide a bank account under your control

drugo, pružite bankovni račun pod vašom kontrolom

to which the funds will be remitted;

gde će biti preneta sredstva;

three, receive the funds into your account in trust;

treće, primite sredstva na vaš račun,

take out your commission; and leave the rest of the money

uzmite vaš deo i ostavite ostatak novca

until I arrive, after the transfer is complete.

dok ja ne dođem, nakon što je transfer potpun.

Sincerely, Mr Micheal Bangura."

S poštovanjem, gospodin Majkl Bangora.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

This is really embarrassing.

Ovo je zaista neugodno.

I was told backstage that I have 18 minutes.

Iza su mi rekli da imam 18 minuta.

I only prepared 15.

Pripremio sam samo 15.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

So if it's cool, I'd like to just wait for three.

Pa ako je okej sa vama, samo bih hteo da pričekam tri minuta.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Laughter ends)

I'm really sorry.

Zaista mi je žao.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

What's your name?

Kako se vi zovete?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Mark Surfas.

Mark Serfas. Baš je kul, zar ne? Potraga za srećom.

It's pretty cool, huh? Pursuing happiness.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Da li ste devica? Devica?

Are you a virgin? Virgin?

(Smeh)

I mean -- no, I mean like in the TED sense?

Mislim - ne, mislim u smislu TEDa?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Are you? Oh, yeah?

Jeste li vi? O, da. Koliko vi imate,

So what are you, like, a thousand, two thousand, somewhere in there?

oko hiljadu, dve hiljade, tu negde? Hm? Oh?

Huh? Oh?

You don't know what I'm talking about?

Ne znate o čemu pričam?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Ah, Mark --

Ah, Mark -

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Surfas.

Serfas.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

1,860 -- am I good?

1860 - jel' da da sam dobar?

(Smeh)

And that's nothing to be ashamed of.

To nije sramota.

That's nothing to be ashamed of.

Nije nikakva sramota.

(Applause)

(Aplauz)

Yeah, I was hanging out with some Google guys last night.

Da, sinoć sam se družio sa nekim tipovima iz Gugla.

Really cool, we were getting wasted.

Stvarno su bili kul, odvalili smo se.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And they were telling me that Google software has gotten so advanced

Pričali su mi da je Guglov softver postao toliko napredan,

that, based on your interaction with Google over your lifetime,

da na osnovu vaše interakcije s Guglom u toku vašeg života,

they can actually predict what you are going to say --

oni zapravo mogu da predvide šta ćete sledeće reći.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

next.

And I was like, "Get the fuck out of here. That's crazy."

A ja sam rekao: "Ne zajebavajte. To je ludo."

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

But they said, "No, but don't show anyone."

Ali oni rekoše: "Ne, ali nemoj nikome da pokazuješ" i zeznuli su se.

But they slipped up.

And they said that I could just type in "What was I going to say next?"

Rekli su da samo treba da ukucam "Šta sam hteo sledeće da kažem?"

and my name, and it would tell me.

i moje ime, i reći će mi. I moram vam reći, ovog trenutka,

And I have to tell you, this is an unadulterated piece of software,

ovo je čist komad softvera,

ovo je pravi pretraživač interneta i pravi Guglov sajt,

this is a real Internet browser and this is the actual Google site,

and we're going to test it out live today.

i danas ćemo ovo probati uživo.

What was I going to say next?

Šta sam hteo sledeće da kažem? I "Ze Frenk" - to sam ja.

And "Ze Frank" -- that's me.

Am I feeling lucky?

Iz prve ruke?

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Shouting) Am I feeling lucky?

Iz prve ruke?

Audience: Yes! Yeah!

Publika: Da.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Ze Frank: Oh! Amazing.

Ze Frenk: Oh, neverovatno.

(Smeh)

(Laughter)

In March of 2001 --

U martu 2001. -

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I filmed myself dancing to Madonna's "Justify My Love."

snimio sam sebe kako plešem uz Madoninu pesmu "Justify My Love".

On a Thursday, I sent out a link to a website that featured those clips

Jednog četvrtka, poslao sam link ka sajtu

sa tim snimcima, svojim 17 prijatelja,

to 17 of my closest friends,

as part of an invitation to my -- an invitation to my th --

kao deo mog - kao poziv za moj - kao poziv z -

th -- 26th birthday party.

z- za žurku za 26. rođendan.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Clears throat)

By Monday, over a million people were coming to this site a day.

Do ponedeljka, na sajt je dolazilo

preko milion ljudi dnevno.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Within a week, I received a call from Earthlink that said,

U toku nedelju dana, pozvali su me iz Earthlink-a i rekli

due to a 10 cents per megabyte overage charge,

da po tarifi za prekoračenje od 10 centi po megabajtu

I owed them 30,000 dollars.

njima dugujem 30 000 dolara.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Needless to say, I was able to leave my job.

Suvišno je reći da sam mogao da napustim svoj posao.

[WAS LAID OFF]

(Smeh)

(Laughter)

And, finally, you know, become freelance.

I da konačno počnem da radim honorarno.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

[UNEMPLOYED]

Ali neki za mene kažu da sam više - nešto poput internet gurua ili -

But some people refer to me more as, like, an Internet guru or --

[JACKASS]

(Smeh)

swami.

svamija.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I knew I had something.

Znao sam da imam nešto.

I'd basically distilled a very difficult-to-explain

U osnovi sam filtrirao kompleksnu filozofiju

and complex philosophy, which I won't get into here,

koja se teško objašnjava, u šta neću sad ulaziti,

because it's a little too deep for all of you, but --

jer je malo prekomplikovano za vas, ali -

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

It's about what makes websites popular, and, you know, it's --

radi se o tome šta sajtove čini popularnim, i znate, to je -

[DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT AND DON'T SELL ANYTHING]

(Smeh)

It's unfortunate that I don't have more time.

šteta što nemam više vremena.

Možda mogu da dođem ponovo sledeće godine, ili tako nešto.

Maybe I can come back next year, or something like that.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I'm obsessed with email. I get a lot of it.

Opsednut sam mejlovima. Dobijam ih puno.

Four years later, I still get probably two or three hundred emails a day

Četiri godine kasnije, još uvek dobijam verovatno 200 ili 300 mejlova dnevno

from people I don't know,

od ljudi koje ne znam, i to je bila neverovatna prilika

and it's been an amazing opportunity

to kind of get to know different cultures, you know?

da nekako upoznam drugačije kulture, znate?

It's like a microscope to the rest of the world.

Poput mikroskopa za ostatak sveta.

You can kind of peer into other people's lives.

Možete nekako da virite u tuđe živote,

i takođe mislim da dosta inspiracije dobijam

And I also feel like I get a lot of inspiration from the average user.

od prosečnog korisnika.

For example, somebody wrote, "Hey Ze, if you ever come to Boulder,

Na primer, neko mi je pisao.

Rekao je: "Hej Ze, ako ikad dođeš do Boldera,

you should rock out with us," and I said, "Why wait?"

treba da visiš sa nama", i ja sam rekao: "Zašto čekati?"

[rocking out]

(Video) (Music)

And they said, "Hey Ze, thanks for rocking out,

I oni su rekli: "Hej Ze, hvala što si visio s nama,

but I meant the kind of rocking out where we'd be naked."

ali mislio sam da visimo goli".

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And that was embarrassing.

I to je bilo neprijatno.

But you know, it's kind of a collaboration between me and the fans,

Ali znate, to je kao saradnja

između mene i obožavatelja, pa sam rekao "Naravno".

so I said, "Sure."

[rocking out naked]

(Smeh)

(Video) (Music)

(Laughter)

I hear a lot of you whispering.

Čujem da dosta vas šapuće.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And I know what you're saying,

I znam o čemu pričate. Govorite: "Čoveče, kako je moguće

"Holy crap!

How is his presentation so smooth?"

da mu prezentacija tako dobro ide?"

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And I have to say that it's not all me this year.

Moram da kažem da ove godine nisam u pitanju samo ja.

I guess Chris has to take some credit here, because in years past,

Valjda Kris mora da uzme neke zasluge, jer je proteklih godina

I guess there's been some sort of subpar speakers at TED.

bilo nekih nekvalitetnih govornika na TEDu. Ne znam.

I don't know.

(Smeh)

And so, this year, Chris sent us a TED conference simulator.

I tako, ove godine, Kris nam je poslao simulator TED konferencija.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Which really allowed us as speakers to get there, in the trenches,

Ovo je dozvolilo nama kao govornicima, da budemo u prvim redovima

and practice at home so that we would be ready for this experience.

i vežbamo kod kuće kako bismo bili spremni za ovo iskustvo.

And I've got to say that, you know, it's really, really great to be here.

I moram da kažem da je zaista sjajno biti ovde.

(Pre-recorded applause)

(Aplauz)

I'd like to tell all of you a little joke.

Hteo bih da vam ispričam jedan vic. Ali nisu tu samo dobre stvari.

(Pre-recorded applause and cheering)

Not just the good stuff, though.

Postoji i režim ometanja.

You can do heckler mode.

Voice: Hey, moron, get off the stage!

Glas: Hej moronu, siđi sa bine.

ZF: You get off the stage.

ZF: Ti siđi sa bine.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Voice: We want Malcolm Gladwell.

Glas: Želimo Malkolma Gladvela.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Baby cooing)

(Huge crowd applauding)

(Aplauz)

In case you run over time.

Za slučaj da prekoračite vreme.

(Heroic music)

Just one last thing I'd like to say, I'd, really --

Želeo bih da kažem još samo jednu stvar -

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I'd like to thank all of you for being here.

na primer da zahvalim svima što ste ovde.

(Loud music)

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And frog mode.

I režim žabe.

(Singing)

(Sings) "Ah, the first time that I made love to a rock shrimp --"

(Peva) "O, prvi put kad sam vodio ljubav sa škampima..."

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

(Smeh)

[Spam jokes are the new airplane jokes]

(Aplauz)

(Sighs)

It's true.

Istina je. Neki ljudi mi kažu:

Some people say to me,

"Ze, radiš sve ovo, na internetu,

"Ze, you're doing all this stuff, this Internet stuff,

and you're not making any money."

i ne zarađuješ ništa.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

"Why?" And I say, "Mom, Dad --

"Zašto?" A ja kažem: "Mama, tata -

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I'm trying."

"Pokušavam." Znate, ne znam da li ste svi svesni ovoga,

I don't know if you're all aware of this,

but the video game market,

ali tržište video igrica,

kids are playing these video games,

deca igraju ove video igrice, oh,

but, supposedly, there's tons of money.

ali navodno tu je hrpa novca.

I mean, like, I think, 100,000 dollars or so a year

Mislim, valjda, pretpostavljam, troši se oko 100 000 dolara godišnje

is being spent on these things.

na ove stvari. Pa sam odlučio da se oprobam i ja.

So I decided to try my hand.

Smislio sam nekoliko igara.

I came up with a few games.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

This is called "Atheist."

Ova se zove "Ateista".

I figured it would be popular with the young kids.

Pretpostavio sam da će je mlađa deca obožavati.

OK.

Gledajte, kretaću se malo i reći neke stvari.

Look, I'll move around and say some things.

(Sighs)

[Game over. There is no replay.]

(Smeh)

(Laughter)

(Aplauz)

So that didn't go over so well.

To nije baš dobro prošlo.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I don't really understand why you're laughing.

Zaista ne razumem zašto se smejete.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Should have done this before I tried to pitch it.

Trebalo je da uradim ovo pre same prezentacije.

"Buddhist," of course, looks very, very similar to "Atheist."

Naravno, igrica "Budista" je veoma, veoma slična "Ateisti".

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

But you come back as a duck.

Ali vratite se kao patka.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And this is great because, you know, for a quarter,

A ovo je sjajno, jer, znate, za četvrt dolara,

you can play this for a long time.

možete da igrate ovo dosta dugo.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

And Chris had said in an email

Kris je rekao u mejlu da zaista

that we should really bring something new to TED,

treba da doprinesemo nešto novo TEDu,

što nismo nikome pokazali.

something that we haven't shown anyone.

Ovo sam napravio za TED. Zove se "Hrišćanin".

So, I made this for TED. It's "Christian."

It's the third in the series.

To je treći nastavak.

I'm hoping it's going to do well this year.

Nadam se da će dobro proći ove godine.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Do you have a preference?

Šta birate? Dobar izbor.

(Laughter)

Good choice.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

So you can wait for the Second Coming,

Tako čekate na drugi povratak - (Smeh)

which is a random number between one and 500 million.

koji je -

(Smeh)

nasumični broj između 1 i 500 miliona.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

So really, what are we talking about here?

O čemu ono zaista ovde pričamo? A da, radosti tehnologije.

Oh, tech joy.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Tech joy, to me, means something, because I get a lot of joy out of tech.

Radost tehnologije meni znači nešto,

jer me tehnologija mnogo raduje.

And in fact, making things using technology --

Zapravo, kada stvaram nešto uz pomoć tehnologije -

and I'm being serious here,

i sad sam ozbiljan, iako zvučim sarkastično -

even though I'm using my sarcastic voice -- I won't -- hold on.

neću - stanite. Kad stvaram nešto, znate -

Making things, you know --

making things actually does give me a lot of joy.

stvaranje nečega me zapravo veoma raduje.

It's the process of creation that keeps me

Taj proces stvaranja me na neki način drži

sort of a bubble and a half above perpetual anxiety in my life,

na mehur i po iznad stalne ansksioznosti mog života,

and it's that feeling of being about 80 percent complete on a project --

i taj osećaj kada si projekat završio 80% -

where you know you still have something to do,

kad znaš da još imaš nešto da uradiš,

but it's not finished, and you're not starting something --

ali nije gotovo, i ne počinješ ništa -

that really fills my entire life.

to stvarno ispunjava ceo moj život.

And so, what I've done is,

Tako sam počeo da se interesujem

I started getting interested in creating online social spaces

za pravljenje onlajn društvenih prostora kako bih delio to osećanje

to share that feeling

with people who don't consider themselves artists.

sa ljudima koji sebe ne smatraju umetnicima.

We're in a culture of guru-ship.

Mi smo u kulturi guruizma. Veoma je teško koristiti neki softver

It's so hard to use some software because, you know, it's unapproachable,

jer nije pristupačan,

ljudi misle da moraju da pročitaju uputstvo.

people feel like they have to read the manual.

Tako da pokušavam -

So I try to create these very minimal activities

(Smeh)

- pokušavam da stvorim minimalističke aktivnosti

that allow people to express themselves, and, hopefully --

koje omogućavaju ljudima da se izraze, i nadam se -

("The End" by The Doors)

Whoa! I'm like -- on the page, but it doesn't exist.

vau, ja sam - na stranici, ali ona ne postoji.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

It's, like -- seriously, though --

To je, kao - ali stvarno -

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I try to create meaningful environments for people to express themselves.

Pokušavam da stvorim smislena okruženja

gde ljudi mogu da se izraze.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Here I created a contest called, "When Office Supplies Attack,"

Ovde sam organizovao takmičenje, "Kada napadne kancelarijski materijal",

which, I think, really resonated with the working population.

za koje mislim da je zaista uspelo -

(Smeh)

kod populacije koja radi.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Over 500 entries in three weeks.

Preko 500 prijava za tri nedelje, moda toalet papira.

Toilet paper fashion.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Again, people from all over the country.

Još jednom, ljudi iz cele države -

The watch is particularly incredible.

sat je naročito poseban.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Alati za crtanje na internetu - verovatno ste videli

Online drawing tools -- you've probably seen a lot of them.

I think they're wonderful.

dosta njih. Mislim da su sjajni.

It's a chance for people to get to play with crayons

Mislim da je to prilika da se ljudi igraju

and all that kind of stuff.

voštanim bojicama i sličnim. Ali zanima me proces,

But I'm interested in the process of creating,

proces stvaranja, to je zapravo događaj koji me interesuje.

as the real event that I'm interested in.

And the problem is that a lot of people suck at drawing,

Problem je što dosta ljudi nema pojma da crta,

and they get bummed out at this, sort of, you know, stick figure,

i ovo ih deprimira, taj čiča Gliša,

awful little thing that they created.

to odvratno stvorenje koje su napravili.

And eventually, it just makes them stop playing with it,

To ih na kraju dovede do toga da prestanu da se igraju time,

or they draw penises and things like that.

ili crtaju stvari poput penisa i sličnog.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

So, the Scribbler is an attempt to create a generative tool.

Skribler je pokušaj da se napravi generativna alatka.

In other words, it's a helping tool.

Drugim rečima, to je alatka za pomoć.

You can draw your simple stick figure,

Možete nacrtati čiča Glišu, i onda ona sarađuje sa vama

and it collaborates with you to create sort of a post-war German etching.

da napravite, recimo, posleratnu nemačku gravuru.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

In fact, it's tuned to be better at drawing things that look worse.

Možete - zapravo, podešen je da bude bolji u crtanju

stvari koje izgledaju gore. Tako da krenemo sa crtanjem i -

So, we go ahead, and we start scribbling.

So the idea is that you can really,

zamisao je da zaista možete,

you know, partake in this process,

znate, da učestvujete u ovom procesu,

but watch something really crappy look beautiful.

ali i da gledate kako nešto zaista loše izgleda predivno.

And here are some of my favorites.

Evo mojih favorita. Ovo je malena zamka marioneta

This is the little trap marionette that was submitted to me.

koju su mi poslali. Evo ga, veoma je kul.

Very cool.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

Darling.

Baš drago. Predivno je.

Beautiful stuff.

I mean this is incredible.

Ovo je zaista neverovatno. Devojčica od 11 godina je nacrtala ovo

An 11-year-old girl drew this and submitted it.

i poslala mi. Prelepo je.

It's just gorgeous.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I'm dead serious here.

Ja sam smrtno ozbiljan. Zapravo - ovo nije šala.

This is not a joke.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

But, I think it's a really fun and wonderful thing.

Ali mislim da - da je to zabavna i divna stvar.

So this is called the "Fiction Project."

Ovo se zove "Projekat fikcije". Ovo je prostor na internetu,

This is an online space,

which is basically a refurbished message board

koji je - zapravo je našminkan forum

that encourages collaborative fiction writing.

koji navodi ljude da zajedno pišu fikciju.

These are haikus.

Ovo su haku pesme.

None of the haikus were written by the same person.

Sve ih je pisala druga osoba,

i zapravo, nijedan stih nije -

In fact, each line is contributed by a different person

znate, svaki stih je dodala druga osoba

at a different time.

u drugačije vreme.

I think that the "now tied up, tied down,

Mislim da "Sada zavezan, privezan,

mistress cruel approaches me, now tied down, it's up."

okrutna gospodarica prilazi, sada privezan, zavezan".

It's an amazing way, and I'll tell you,

To je neverovatan način, kažem vam,

if you come home, and your spouse, or whoever it is,

ako dođete kući, i vaš bračni saputnik, ili ko god, kaže:

says, "Let's talk" --

"Hajde da pričamo" - od toga se naježite skroz.

That, like, chills you to the very core.

(Laughter)

But it's peripheral activities like these

Ali usputne aktivnosti poput ove

that allow people to get together, doing fun things.

omogućavaju ljudima da se udruže i rade zabavne stvari.

They actually get to know each other,

Zapravo se upoznaju,

and it's sort of like low-threshold peripheral activities

i mislim da su ove usputne aktivnosti sa niskim pragom učestvovanja ključne

that I think are the key to bringing up

za isticanje našeg potencijala za društveno vezivanje

some of our bonding social capital that we're lacking.

koji nam nedostaje - i veoma, veoma brzo -

And very, very quickly -- I love puppets.

obožavam lutke. Evo lutke.

Here's a puppet.

It dances to music.

Pleše uz muziku. Lota Rajniger,

Lotte Reiniger, an amazing shadow puppeteer in the 20s,

neverovatni lutkar iz 1920-ih godina, koji je počeo da radi

komplikovanije stvari.

that started doing more elaborate things.

I became interested in puppets,

Zainteresovao sam se za lutke,

and I just want to show one last thing to you.

i želim da vam pokažem jednu poslednju stvar.

Oh, this is how you make puppets.

Ovako se prave lutke.

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(Aplauz)

Chris Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ze Frank.

Kris Anderson: Dame i gospodo, Ze Frenk.

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