Nerdcore comedy | Ze Frank

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You know, when Chris first approached me to speak at TED, I said no,

Znate, kad mi je Chris prvi put predložio da govorim na TED-u, rekao sam ne,

because I felt like I wasn't going to be able

zato što sam osjećao kao da neću moći

to make that personal connection, you know, that I wanted to.

stvoriti tu osobnu vezu, znate, koju sam želio.

It's such a large conference.

To je tako velika konferencija.

But he explained to me that he was in a bind,

Ali objasnio mi je da je imao obvezu,

and that he was having trouble finding the kind of sex appeal

i da je imao problema da nađe vrstu seksualne privlačnosti

and star power that the conference was known for.

i zvjezdane snage po kojoj je konferencija poznata --

(Smijeh)

So I said fine, Ted -- I mean Chris.

pa sam rekao u redu, Tede -- mislim, Chrise. Doći ću pod dva uvjeta.

I'll come on two conditions.

One: I want to speak as early in the morning as possible.

Prvi -- Želim govoriti što je moguće ranije ujutro.

And two: I want to pick the theme for TED 2006.

I drugi -- Želim izabrati temu za TED 2006.

And luckily he agreed.

I srećom se složio. I tema će biti, za dvije godine,

And the theme, in two years, is going to be "Cute Pictures Of Puppies."

"Slatke slike psića".

(Video) (Music)

(Smijeh)

[How to Dance Properly BASIC TWIRL]

[NEW SCHOOL]

[OLD SCHOOL]

[WHO'S YOUR DADDY?]

["RIDE THE PONY"]

[MAKE LOVE TO THE CROWD]

[SMACKING THAT ASS]

[STIR THE POT OF LOVE]

[HANGING OUT ... CASUAL]

[WORD.]

(Pljesak)

(Applause)

I invented the Placebo Camera.

Izumio sam Placebo-kameru.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

It doesn't actually take pictures, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper,

Zapravo ne snima fotografije, ali je prokleto jeftinija,

and you still feel like you were there.

i još uvijek se osjećate kao da ste bili tamo.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Clears his throat)

(Laughter)

"Dear Sir, good day, compliments of the day,

"Poštovani, dobar dan, sve najbolje, i moje najbolje želje

and my best wishes to you and family.

vama i obitelji. Znam da će vas ovo pismo iznenaditi,

(Breathes in)

I know this letter will come to you surprisingly,

but let it not be a surprise to you,

no neka ne bude iznenađenjem za vas,

for nature has a way of arriving unannounced,

zato što priroda dolazi nenajavljena,

i, kao što poslovica kaže, originale je jako teško pronaći,

and, as an adage says, originals are very hard to find,

but their echoes sound ouder.

no njihovi odjeci su glasniji. Dakle, odlučio sam kontaktirati s vama osobno,

So I decided to contact you myself,

for you to assure me of safety and honesty,

da mi zajamčite sigurnost i poštenje,

if I have to entrust any amount of money under your custody.

ako budem morao povjeriti bilo kakav iznos novca pod vašu skrb.

I am Mr Micheal Bangura, the son of late Mr Thaimu Bangura

Ja sam Gdin Michael Bangoora, sin pokojnog Gdina Tiamua Bangoore --

(Smijeh)

who was the Minister of Finance in Sierra Leone

Ministra financija u Sierra Leoneu --

(Pljesak)

but was killed during the civil war.

ubijenog tijekom građanskog rata.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Knowing your country to be economical conducive for investment,

Poznavajući vašu zemlju kao ekonomski pogodnu za ulaganja,

and your people as transparent and trustworthy to engage in business,

i vaše ljude kao otvorene i pouzdane da započnu posao,

on which premise I write you.

pišem vam na temelju te pretpostavke.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Before my father death,

Prije nego što je preminuo moj otac,

he had the sum of 23 million United States dollars,

imao je svotu u iznosu od 23 milijuna američkih dolara,

which he kept away from the rebel leaders during the course of the war.

koju je čuvao od vođa pobunjenika

tijekom rata.

(Smijeh)

(Laughter)

This fund was supposed to be used

Taj novac se trebao iskoristiti

for the rehabilitation of water reserves all over the country,

za obnovu vodnih rezervi cijele zemlje,

before the outbreak of war.

prije izbijanja rata. Kad je rat izbio,

When the war broke out,

vođa pobunjenika je zahtijevao da se novac da njemu,

the rebel leader demanded the fund be given to him,

moj je otac inzistirao na tome da novac nije kod njega,

my father insisted it was not in his possession,

and he was killed because of his refusal to release the fund.

te je ubijen zbog toga što je odbio da ga deblokira.

Meanwhile, my mother and I

U međuvremenu, moja majka i ja je jedina osoba koja zna za novac

is the only person who knows about it because my father always confide in me.

zato što se moj otac uvijek povjeravao meni.

(Sighs)

I made an arrangement with a Red Cross relief worker,

Brzo sam sklopio dogovor s djelatnikom Crvenog križa,

who used his official van to transport the money to Lungi Airport, Freetown,

koji je iskoristio svoj službeni kombi da odveze novac u Zračnu luku Lungi u Freetownu,

iako nije znao pravi sadržaj kutije.

although he did not know the real contents of the box.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Novac je položen, kako obitelj uvjerava,

The fund was deposited as a family reasure,

in a safe, reliable security company in Dakar, Senegal,

u sigurnoj, pouzdanoj, osiguravajućoj kompaniji u Dakaru, Senegal,

where I was only given temporary asylum.

gdje mi je dano samo privremeno utočište.

I do not wish to invest the money in Senegal

Ne želim ulagati novac u Senegalu

due to unfavorable economic climate, and so close to my country.

uslijed nepovoljne ekonomske klime, i tako blizu mojoj zemlji.

The only assistance I need from you, which I know you would do for me,

Jedina pomoć koju tražim od vas, za koju znam da ćete mi je pružiti,

are the following: one, be a silent partner

je slijedeća: prvo, biti tajni član

and receive the funds in your account in trust;

i primati novac na svoj račun na čuvanje;

two, provide a bank account under your control

drugo, dati bankovni račun pod vašom kontrolom

to which the funds will be remitted;

na koji će novac biti poslan;

three, receive the funds into your account in trust;

treće, primiti novac na vaš račun na čuvanje;

take out your commission; and leave the rest of the money

uzeti vašu proviziju; i ostaviti ostatak novca

until I arrive, after the transfer is complete.

dok ja ne dođem, nakon što je transakcija gotova.

Sincerely, Mr Micheal Bangura."

Iskreno Vaš, Gdin Michael Bangoora."

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

This is really embarrassing.

Ovo je doista neugodno.

I was told backstage that I have 18 minutes.

Rekli su mi iza pozornice da imam 18 minuta.

I only prepared 15.

Pripremio sam samo 15.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

So if it's cool, I'd like to just wait for three.

Ako je u redu, pričekao bih samo tri.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Laughter ends)

I'm really sorry.

Doista mi je žao.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

What's your name?

Kako se zovete?

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Mark Surfas.

Mark Serfaas. Dosta dobro, ha? Tražeći sreću.

It's pretty cool, huh? Pursuing happiness.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Are you a virgin? Virgin?

Jeste li djevac? Djevac?

(Smijeh)

I mean -- no, I mean like in the TED sense?

Mislim -- ne, mislim u smislu TED-a?

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Are you? Oh, yeah?

Jeste li? Oh, da. Dakle, što ste,

So what are you, like, a thousand, two thousand, somewhere in there?

kao, tisuću, dvije tisuće, tu negdje? Ha? Oh?

Huh? Oh?

You don't know what I'm talking about?

Ne znate o čemu pričam?

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Ah, Mark --

Oh, Mark --

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Surfas.

Serfaas.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

1,860 -- am I good?

1.860 -- jesam li pogodio?

(Smijeh)

And that's nothing to be ashamed of.

I nemate se čega sramiti.

That's nothing to be ashamed of.

Nemate se čega sramiti.

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

Yeah, I was hanging out with some Google guys last night.

Da, družio sam se s nekim dečkima iz Googlea prošlu noć.

Really cool, we were getting wasted.

Stvarno otkačeni, opijali smo se.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And they were telling me that Google software has gotten so advanced

I govorili su mi da je softver Googlea postao tako napredan

that, based on your interaction with Google over your lifetime,

da, na temelju vaše interakcije s Googleom tijekom života,

they can actually predict what you are going to say --

zapravo mogu predvidjeti što ćete sljedeće reći.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

next.

And I was like, "Get the fuck out of here. That's crazy."

A ja, "Ne vjerujem ti. To je ludo."

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

But they said, "No, but don't show anyone."

I rekli su, "Ne, ali nemoj nikome pokazati", ali su pogriješili.

But they slipped up.

And they said that I could just type in "What was I going to say next?"

Rekli su da mogu samo utipkati "Što sam htio reći sljedeće?"

and my name, and it would tell me.

i svoje ime, i reći će mi. I moram vam reći, odmah,

And I have to tell you, this is an unadulterated piece of software,

ovo je jednostavan softver,

ovo je stvarni internetski preglednik i ovo je stvarno Googleovo mjesto,

this is a real Internet browser and this is the actual Google site,

and we're going to test it out live today.

i testirat ćemo ga danas uživo.

What was I going to say next?

Što sam htio reći sljedeće? I "Ze Frank" -- to sam ja.

And "Ze Frank" -- that's me.

Am I feeling lucky?

Prati li me sreća?

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Shouting) Am I feeling lucky?

Prati li me sreća?

Audience: Yes! Yeah!

Publika: Da.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Ze Frank: Oh! Amazing.

Ze Frank: Oh. Nevjerojatno.

(Smijeh)

(Laughter)

In March of 2001 --

U ožujku 2001. --

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I filmed myself dancing to Madonna's "Justify My Love."

Snimio sam se kako plešem na Madonninu "Justify My Love".

On a Thursday, I sent out a link to a website that featured those clips

U četvrtak sam poslao link na stranicu

s isječcima 17-ici mojih najbližih prijatelja,

to 17 of my closest friends,

as part of an invitation to my -- an invitation to my th --

kao dio mog -- kao pozivnicu na moj -- kao pozivnicu na moj -ti --

th -- 26th birthday party.

-ti -- 26-ti rođendan.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Clears throat)

By Monday, over a million people were coming to this site a day.

Do ponedjeljka je preko milijun ljudi

dolazilo na tu stranicu na dan.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Within a week, I received a call from Earthlink that said,

Za tjedan dana dobio sam poziv od Earthlinka koji su rekli da im,

due to a 10 cents per megabyte overage charge,

zbog naknade za prekoračenje od 10 centi po megabajtu,

I owed them 30,000 dollars.

dugujem 30.000 dolara.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Needless to say, I was able to leave my job.

Nepotrebno je reći da sam mogao dati otkaz.

[WAS LAID OFF]

(Smijeh)

(Laughter)

And, finally, you know, become freelance.

I, konačno, znate, raditi honorarno.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

[UNEMPLOYED]

But some people refer to me more as, like, an Internet guru or --

Ali neki ljudi su se odnosili prema meni -- kao prema internetskom guruu ili --

[JACKASS]

(Smijeh)

swami.

swamiju.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I knew I had something.

Ja -- Ja sam znao da imam nešto.

I'd basically distilled a very difficult-to-explain

U osnovi bih apstrahirao vrlo teško objašnjivu

and complex philosophy, which I won't get into here,

i složenu filozofiju, u koju neću ulaziti ovdje,

because it's a little too deep for all of you, but --

zato što je malko preduboka za sve vas, ali --

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

It's about what makes websites popular, and, you know, it's --

radi se o tome što čini mrežno mjesto popularnim, i, znate, --

[DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT AND DON'T SELL ANYTHING]

(Smijeh)

It's unfortunate that I don't have more time.

na nesreću, nemam više vremena.

Možda mogu doći sljedeće godine, ili slično.

Maybe I can come back next year, or something like that.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I'm obsessed with email. I get a lot of it.

Opsjednut sam emailovima. Dosta ih dobivam.

Four years later, I still get probably two or three hundred emails a day

Četiri godine kasnije još uvijek dobijam vjerojatno dvjesto ili tristo emailova na dan

from people I don't know,

od ljudi koje ne poznajem, i to je nevjerojatna prilika

and it's been an amazing opportunity

to kind of get to know different cultures, you know?

da na neki način upoznate različite kulture, znate?

It's like a microscope to the rest of the world.

To je kao mikroskop za ostatak svijeta.

You can kind of peer into other people's lives.

Možete promatrati živote drugih ljudi,

i također osjećam kao da dobijam puno inspiracije

And I also feel like I get a lot of inspiration from the average user.

od prosječnog korisnika.

For example, somebody wrote, "Hey Ze, if you ever come to Boulder,

Naprimjer, netko mi piše.

Kažu; "Hey, Ze, ako ikad dođeš u Boulder,

you should rock out with us," and I said, "Why wait?"

trebao bi rokati s nama", rekao sam: "Zašto čekati?"

[rocking out]

(Video) (Music)

And they said, "Hey Ze, thanks for rocking out,

A oni: "Hej, Ze, hvala za rokanje,

but I meant the kind of rocking out where we'd be naked."

ali mislio sam na ono gdje bi bili goli."

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And that was embarrassing.

I to je bilo neugodno.

But you know, it's kind of a collaboration between me and the fans,

Ali znate, to je vrsta suradnje

između mene i obožavatelja, pa sam rekao, "Naravno".

so I said, "Sure."

[rocking out naked]

(Smijeh)

(Video) (Music)

(Laughter)

I hear a lot of you whispering.

Čujem da vas puno šapće.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And I know what you're saying,

I znam što govorite. Govorite, "Jesemti,

"Holy crap!

How is his presentation so smooth?"

kako njegova prezentacija teče tako glatko?"

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And I have to say that it's not all me this year.

I moram reći da nisam samo ja zaslužan ove godine.

I guess Chris has to take some credit here, because in years past,

Pretpostavljam da je Chris ponešto zaslužan, zato što je prethodnih godina,

I guess there's been some sort of subpar speakers at TED.

bilo neke vrste ispodprosječnih govornika na TED-u. Ne znam.

I don't know.

(Smijeh)

And so, this year, Chris sent us a TED conference simulator.

I dakle, ove godine, Chris nam je poslao simulator TED Konferencije.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Which really allowed us as speakers to get there, in the trenches,

Što je zapravo omogućilo nama govornicima da dopremo tamo, u rovovima,

and practice at home so that we would be ready for this experience.

i vježbamo kod kuće da budemo spremni za ovo iskustvo.

And I've got to say that, you know, it's really, really great to be here.

I moram reć da, znate, stvarno je, stvarno odlično biti ovdje.

(Pre-recorded applause)

(Pljesak)

I'd like to tell all of you a little joke.

Moram vam ispričati mali vic. Ne samo dobre stvari, ipak.

(Pre-recorded applause and cheering)

Not just the good stuff, though.

You can do heckler mode.

Možete ometati govornika.

Voice: Hey, moron, get off the stage!

Glas: Hej, imbecilu, siđi s pozornice.

ZF: You get off the stage.

ZF: Ti siđi s pozornice.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Voice: We want Malcolm Gladwell.

Glas: Želimo Malcolma Gladwella.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Baby cooing)

(Huge crowd applauding)

(Pljesak)

In case you run over time.

U slučaju da prekoračite vrijeme.

(Heroic music)

Just one last thing I'd like to say, I'd, really --

Želio bih -- zadnja stvar koju bih želio reći, želio bih, zaista --

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I'd like to thank all of you for being here.

zahvaliti svima vama što ste ovdje.

(Loud music)

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And frog mode.

I kao žaba.

(Singing)

(Sings) "Ah, the first time that I made love to a rock shrimp --"

(Pjeva) "Ah, prvi put kad sam vodio ljubav sa škampom ..."

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

(Smijeh)

[Spam jokes are the new airplane jokes]

(Pljesak)

(Sighs)

It's true.

Istina je. Neki mi govore,

Some people say to me,

"Ze, radiš sve ovo, na Internetu,

"Ze, you're doing all this stuff, this Internet stuff,

and you're not making any money."

i ne zarađuješ.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

"Why?" And I say, "Mom, Dad --

"Zašto" I ja kažem: "Mama, tata --

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I'm trying."

"Trudim se." Znate, ne znam da li ste svi svjesni toga,

I don't know if you're all aware of this,

but the video game market,

ali video -- tržište videoigara,

kids are playing these video games,

klinci igraju te videoigre, oh,

but, supposedly, there's tons of money.

ali, tobož, tu ima puno novca.

I mean, like, I think, 100,000 dollars or so a year

Dakle, kao, mislim, 100.000 dolara godišnje se potroši

is being spent on these things.

na te stvari. Pa sam odlučio okušati se.

So I decided to try my hand.

Smislio sam nekoliko igara.

I came up with a few games.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

This is called "Atheist."

Ova se zove "Ateist".

I figured it would be popular with the young kids.

Mislio sam da bi bila popularna kod male djece.

OK.

Gledajte, pomicat ću naokolo i reći neke stvari.

Look, I'll move around and say some things.

(Sighs)

[Game over. There is no replay.]

(Smijeh)

(Laughter)

(Pljesak)

So that didn't go over so well.

To nije prošlo tako dobro.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I don't really understand why you're laughing.

Stvarno ne razumijem zašto se smijete.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Should have done this before I tried to pitch it.

Trebao sam to napraviti prije no što sam to pokušao baciti.

"Buddhist," of course, looks very, very similar to "Atheist."

"Budist", naravno, jako je, jako sličan "Ateistu".

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

But you come back as a duck.

Ali se vratite kao patka.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And this is great because, you know, for a quarter,

I to je odlično zato što, znate, za 25 centi,

you can play this for a long time.

možete igrati ovo jako dugo.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And Chris had said in an email

I Chris je rekao u emailu da bi, znate,

that we should really bring something new to TED,

stvarno trebali unijeti nešto novo u TED,

something that we haven't shown anyone.

nešto što nismo nikome pokazali.

Dakle, napravio sam ovo za TED. Ovo je "Kršćanin".

So, I made this for TED. It's "Christian."

It's the third in the series.

Treća je iz serije.

I'm hoping it's going to do well this year.

Nadam se da će se dobro prodavati ove godine.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Do you have a preference?

Imate li omiljenu? Dobar izbor.

(Laughter)

Good choice.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

So you can wait for the Second Coming,

Možete čekati Drugi dolazak -- (Smijeh)

which is a random number between one and 500 million.

koji je --

(Smijeh)

nasumičan broj između jedan i 500 milijuna.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

So really, what are we talking about here?

Stvarno, o čemu pričamo ovdje? Oh, tehnološki užitak.

Oh, tech joy.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Tech joy, to me, means something, because I get a lot of joy out of tech.

Tehnološki užitak za mene znači nešto

zato što mi tehnologija pruža golemi užitak.

And in fact, making things using technology --

I zapravo, izrada stvari korištenjem tehnologije --

and I'm being serious here,

i sad sam ozbiljan, iako se služim svojim sarkastičnim glasom --

even though I'm using my sarcastic voice -- I won't -- hold on.

Neću -- čekajte. Izrada stvari, znate --

Making things, you know --

making things actually does give me a lot of joy.

izrada stvari mi zapravo pruža golemi užitak.

It's the process of creation that keeps me

Upravo je proces stvaranja taj koji me drži u nekoj vrsti

sort of a bubble and a half above perpetual anxiety in my life,

mjehura i napola iznad stalne anksioznosti u mom životu,

and it's that feeling of being about 80 percent complete on a project --

i taj osjećaj da sam završio oko 80 posto projekta --

where you know you still have something to do,

gdje znaš da još uvijek imaš što za raditi,

but it's not finished, and you're not starting something --

ali nije gotovo, i ne započinješ nešto --

that really fills my entire life.

to stvarno ispunjava moj cijeli život.

And so, what I've done is,

Pa, ono što sam napravio jest da sam postao zainteresiran

I started getting interested in creating online social spaces

za stvaranje mrežnih društvenih prostora da podijelim taj osjećaj

to share that feeling

with people who don't consider themselves artists.

s ljudima koji sebe ne smatraju umjetnicima.

We're in a culture of guru-ship.

Nalazimo se u kulturi guru-brodova. Jako je teško koristiti softver

It's so hard to use some software because, you know, it's unapproachable,

zato što je, znate, nedostižno,

people feel like they have to read the manual.

ljudi se osjećaju kao da moraju pročitati upute.

Pa pokušavam --

So I try to create these very minimal activities

(Smijeh)

-- pokušavam stvarati te jako minimalne aktivnosti

that allow people to express themselves, and, hopefully --

koje dopuštaju ljudima da se izraze, i, nadam se --

("The End" by The Doors)

Whoa! I'm like -- on the page, but it doesn't exist.

hej, ja sam kao -- na stranici, ali ne postoji.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

It's, like -- seriously, though --

To je, kao -- ozbiljno, ipak --

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I try to create meaningful environments for people to express themselves.

Pokušavam stvarati suvisle sredine

za ljude da se izraze.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Here I created a contest called, "When Office Supplies Attack,"

Ovdje sam stvorio natjecanje "Kad uredski materijal napadne",

which, I think, really resonated with the working population.

koje je, mislim, stvarno imalo odjeka kod --

(Smijeh)

radno sposobnog stanovništva.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Over 500 entries in three weeks.

Preko 500 prijava u tri tjedna, u stilu toaletnog papira.

Toilet paper fashion.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Again, people from all over the country.

Opet, ljudi iz cijele zemlje --

The watch is particularly incredible.

sat je posebno nevjerojatan.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Online drawing tools -- you've probably seen a lot of them.

Mrežni alati za crtanje -- vjerojatno ste ih vidjeli puno.

I think they're wonderful.

Mislim da su odlični.

It's a chance for people to get to play with crayons

Mislim da je to prilika za ljude da se igraju bojicama

and all that kind of stuff.

i svim takvim stvarima. No, zainteresiran sam za proces,

But I'm interested in the process of creating,

proces stvaranja, kao za stvarni događaj za koji sam zainteresiran.

as the real event that I'm interested in.

And the problem is that a lot of people suck at drawing,

I problem je u tome da puno ljudi ne zna crtati,

and they get bummed out at this, sort of, you know, stick figure,

i ide im na živce taj, znate, lik štapa,

awful little thing that they created.

grozna mala stvar koju su stvorili.

And eventually, it just makes them stop playing with it,

I na kraju, jednostavno prestaju igrati se time,

or they draw penises and things like that.

ili crtati, znate, oni crtaju penise i slične stvari.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

So, the Scribbler is an attempt to create a generative tool.

Dakle, Scribbler je pokušaj da se stvori generativan alat.

In other words, it's a helping tool.

Drugim riječima, to je alat-pomagalo.

You can draw your simple stick figure,

Možete crtati svoje jednostavne likove štapa, i tada surađuje

and it collaborates with you to create sort of a post-war German etching.

s vama da stvori vrstu poslijeratnog njemačkog bakroreza.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

In fact, it's tuned to be better at drawing things that look worse.

Možete -- u stvari, podešen je da bude bolji u crtanju stvari

koje izgledaju gore. Dakle, mi idemo naprijed, i počinjemo švrljati, i --

So, we go ahead, and we start scribbling.

So the idea is that you can really,

ideja je da možete stvarno,

you know, partake in this process,

znate, sudjelovati u ovom procesu,

but watch something really crappy look beautiful.

ali gledati kako nešto stvarno usrano uzgleda lijepo.

And here are some of my favorites.

Ovo su neki od mojih omiljenih. Ovo je mala zaglavljena lutka

This is the little trap marionette that was submitted to me.

koja mi je bila poslana. Evo nas, jako otkačeno.

Very cool.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Darling.

Dražesno. Prekrasna stvar.

Beautiful stuff.

I mean this is incredible.

Mislim, ovo je nevjerojatno. Ovo je 11-godišnja djevojčica -- nacrtala je ovo

An 11-year-old girl drew this and submitted it.

i poslala. Jednostavno je divno.

It's just gorgeous.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I'm dead serious here.

Ja sam -- mrtav ozbiljan. Zapravo sam -- ovo nije šala.

This is not a joke.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

But, I think it's a really fun and wonderful thing.

No, mislim, ovo je -- stvarno zabavna i divna stvar.

So this is called the "Fiction Project."

Ovo je "Fiction Project". To je mrežni prostor,

This is an online space,

which is basically a refurbished message board

koji je -- ustvari osvježena ploča za poruke

that encourages collaborative fiction writing.

koja potiče suradničko pisanje fikcije.

These are haikus.

Ovo je haiku.

None of the haikus were written by the same person.

Nijedan haiku nije napisala ista osoba,

In fact, each line is contributed by a different person

i ustvari, nijedan redak --

znate, svakom retku je doprinijela druga osoba

at a different time.

u različito -- različito vrijeme.

I think that the "now tied up, tied down,

Mislim da je "sad zavezan, privezan,

mistress cruel approaches me, now tied down, it's up."

ljubavnica mi okrutno prilazi, sad zavezan, stoji."

It's an amazing way, and I'll tell you,

To je -- to je nevjerojatan način, i reći ću vam,

if you come home, and your spouse, or whoever it is,

kad dođete kući, i vaš supružnik, ili tko god da je,

says, "Let's talk" --

kaže, "Razgovarajmo" -- to vas ohladi do srži.

That, like, chills you to the very core.

(Laughter)

But it's peripheral activities like these

Ali to je periferna aktivnost, kao ove,

that allow people to get together, doing fun things.

koje omogućuju ljudima da se okupe, čineći zabavne stvari.

They actually get to know each other,

Oni zapravo bolje upoznavaju jedan drugog,

and it's sort of like low-threshold peripheral activities

i to je vrsta jednostavnih perifernih aktivnosti koje su ključ

that I think are the key to bringing up

za dovođenje našeg društvenog kapitala povezivanja

some of our bonding social capital that we're lacking.

koji nam nedostaje. I jako, jako brzo --

And very, very quickly -- I love puppets.

volim lutke. Ovo je lutka.

Here's a puppet.

It dances to music.

Pleše na glazbu. Lotte Reiniger,

Lotte Reiniger, an amazing shadow puppeteer in the 20s,

nevjerojatna lutkarica kazališta sjena u 20-im,

that started doing more elaborate things.

koja je počela raditi složenije stvari.

I became interested in puppets,

Zainteresirao sam se za lutke,

and I just want to show one last thing to you.

i samo vam želim pokazati jednu zadnju stvar.

Oh, this is how you make puppets.

Oh, ovako se izrađuju lutke.

(Applause)

(Pljesak)

Chris Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ze Frank.

Chris Andersen: Dame i gospodo, Gdin Ze Frank.

(Applause)

(Pljesak)