Nerdcore comedy | Ze Frank

Translator: Matej Divjak Reviewer: Klavdija Cernilogar

You know, when Chris first approached me to speak at TED, I said no,

Veste, ko me je Chris prvič nagovoril, da bi imel govor na TED-u, sem rekel ne,

because I felt like I wasn't going to be able

ker se mi je zdelo, da ne bom sposoben

to make that personal connection, you know, that I wanted to.

vzpostaviti takšnega osebnega stika, kot bi ga želel.

It's such a large conference.

Gre za tako veliko konferenco.

But he explained to me that he was in a bind,

A mi je razložil, da je v težki situaciji

and that he was having trouble finding the kind of sex appeal

in da ima težave z iskanjem takšne spolne privlačnosti

and star power that the conference was known for.

in zvezdništva, po katerem je konferenca znana -

(smeh)

So I said fine, Ted -- I mean Chris.

tako, da sem rekel, "Dobro, Ted - mislim, Chris. Pridem pod dvema pogojema.

I'll come on two conditions.

One: I want to speak as early in the morning as possible.

Prvič - želim govoriti kar se da zgodaj.

And two: I want to pick the theme for TED 2006.

in drugič - želim izbrati temo za TED 2006.

And luckily he agreed.

In k sreči se je strinjal. Tema čez dve leti bo tako

And the theme, in two years, is going to be "Cute Pictures Of Puppies."

"Prisrčne slike mladih kužkov."

(Video) (Music)

(smeh)

[How to Dance Properly BASIC TWIRL]

[NEW SCHOOL]

[OLD SCHOOL]

[WHO'S YOUR DADDY?]

["RIDE THE PONY"]

[MAKE LOVE TO THE CROWD]

[SMACKING THAT ASS]

[STIR THE POT OF LOVE]

[HANGING OUT ... CASUAL]

[WORD.]

[Beseda.] (aplavz)

(Applause)

I invented the Placebo Camera.

Izumil sem placebo fotoaparat.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

It doesn't actually take pictures, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper,

V resnici ne dela fotografij, vendar je prekleto cenejši

and you still feel like you were there.

in še vedno imate občutek, kot da ste bili tam.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Clears his throat)

(Laughter)

"Dear Sir, good day, compliments of the day,

"Dragi gospod, dober dan, najlepši pozdravi in vse dobro želim

and my best wishes to you and family.

vam in vaši družini. Vem, da boste to pismo prejeli nepričakovano,

(Breathes in)

I know this letter will come to you surprisingly,

but let it not be a surprise to you,

vendar naj vas ne preseneti,

for nature has a way of arriving unannounced,

kajti narava običajno prispe nenapovedano

in, kot pravi pregovor, originale je zelo težko najti,

and, as an adage says, originals are very hard to find,

but their echoes sound ouder.

vendar zato glasneje odmevajo. Zato sem se odločil, da vas kontaktiram osebno,

So I decided to contact you myself,

for you to assure me of safety and honesty,

da mi zagotovite varnost in poštenost,

if I have to entrust any amount of money under your custody.

če bi vas moral poveriti za skrbništvo kakršnekoli vsote denarja.

I am Mr Micheal Bangura, the son of late Mr Thaimu Bangura

Sem gospod Michael Bangoora, sin pokojnega gospoda Tiamuja Bangoore -

(smeh)

who was the Minister of Finance in Sierra Leone

ki je bil minister za finance v Sierra Leone -

(aplavz)

but was killed during the civil war.

vendar je bil ubit med državljansko vojno.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Knowing your country to be economical conducive for investment,

Vem, da je vaša država ekonomsko primerna za investicijo

and your people as transparent and trustworthy to engage in business,

in vaši ljudje odkriti in vredni zaupanja za poslovno sodelovanje,

on which premise I write you.

na podlagi tega vam tudi pišem.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Before my father death,

Preden je moj oče umreti,

he had the sum of 23 million United States dollars,

je imel 23 milijonov ameriških dolarjev,

which he kept away from the rebel leaders during the course of the war.

ki jih je skrival pred vodjami upornikov

med državljansko vojno.

(smeh)

(Laughter)

This fund was supposed to be used

Fond je bil pred začetkom vojne

for the rehabilitation of water reserves all over the country,

namenjen za sanacijo vodnih rezerv

before the outbreak of war.

po vsej državi. Ko je izbruhnila vojna,

When the war broke out,

je vodja upornikov zahteval, da se mu fond preda,

the rebel leader demanded the fund be given to him,

vendar je moj oče vztrajal, da ni v njegovi lasti

my father insisted it was not in his possession,

and he was killed because of his refusal to release the fund.

in zaradi zavrnitve predaje fonda je bil ubit.

Meanwhile, my mother and I

Medtem sva moja mati in jaz edina oseba, ki ve za ta fond,

is the only person who knows about it because my father always confide in me.

ker mi oče vedno zaupa.

(Sighs)

I made an arrangement with a Red Cross relief worker,

Hitro sem se dogovoril z delavcem Rdečega križa,

who used his official van to transport the money to Lungi Airport, Freetown,

ki je uporabil službeni kombi, da je prepeljal denar na letališče Lungi v Freetownu,

čeprav ni poznal resnične vsebine zaboja.

although he did not know the real contents of the box.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Fond je bil kot družinsko zavarovanje položen

The fund was deposited as a family reasure,

in a safe, reliable security company in Dakar, Senegal,

v varni, zanesljivi varnostni družbi v Dakarju, v Senegalu,

where I was only given temporary asylum.

kjer sem dobil samo začasno zatočišče.

I do not wish to invest the money in Senegal

Denarja ne želim investirati v Senegalu

due to unfavorable economic climate, and so close to my country.

zaradi neugodne gospodarske klime in tako blizu moje države.

The only assistance I need from you, which I know you would do for me,

Edina pomoč, ki jo potrebujem od vas, in za katero vem, da bi mi jo nudili,

are the following: one, be a silent partner

so sledeče: prvič, bodite tihi partner

and receive the funds in your account in trust;

in sprejmite denar na svoj račun na podlagi zaupanja;

two, provide a bank account under your control

drugič, sporočite bančni račun v vaši lasti,

to which the funds will be remitted;

na katerega bo denar nakazan;

three, receive the funds into your account in trust;

tretjič, sprejmite denar na vaš račun na podlagi zaupanja,

take out your commission; and leave the rest of the money

vzemite svojo provizijo, preostanek denarja pa pustite,

until I arrive, after the transfer is complete.

dokler ne prispem po koncu prenosa.

Sincerely, Mr Micheal Bangura."

Vdano vaš, gospod Michael Bangoora."

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Applause)

(aplavz)

This is really embarrassing.

To me res spravlja v zadrego.

I was told backstage that I have 18 minutes.

Za odrom so mi rekli, da imam 18 minut.

I only prepared 15.

Pripravil pa sem se samo za 15.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

So if it's cool, I'd like to just wait for three.

Če vam je torej kul, bom za tri minute kar počakal.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Laughter ends)

I'm really sorry.

Res mi je žal.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Applause)

(aplavz)

What's your name?

Kako vam je ime?

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Mark Surfas.

Mark Serfaas. To je kar kul, kaj? Zasledovanje sreče.

It's pretty cool, huh? Pursuing happiness.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Are you a virgin? Virgin?

Ste devičnik? Devičnik?

(smeh)

I mean -- no, I mean like in the TED sense?

Mislim... ne, mislim v smislu TED-a?

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Are you? Oh, yeah?

Ste? Oh, ja. Torej, kaj ste,

So what are you, like, a thousand, two thousand, somewhere in there?

nekje 1.000, 2.000, tam nekje? A? Oh!

Huh? Oh?

You don't know what I'm talking about?

Ne veste, o čem govorim?

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Ah, Mark --

Ah, Mark...

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Surfas.

Serfaas.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

1,860 -- am I good?

1.860 - sem dober?

(smeh)

And that's nothing to be ashamed of.

In tega se ni treba sramovati.

That's nothing to be ashamed of.

Ni se treba sramovati.

(Applause)

(aplavz)

Yeah, I was hanging out with some Google guys last night.

Sinoči sem se družil z enimi fanti z Googla.

Really cool, we were getting wasted.

Res kul, pili smo ga.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And they were telling me that Google software has gotten so advanced

In so mi govorili, da je programska oprema Googla postala tako napredna,

that, based on your interaction with Google over your lifetime,

da lahko, na podlagi vaše interakcije z Googlom skozi vaše življenje,

they can actually predict what you are going to say --

dejansko napovejo, kaj boste zdaj rekli.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

next.

And I was like, "Get the fuck out of here. That's crazy."

In sem jim rekel: "Ne me jebat, to ni res."

(Laughter)

(smeh)

But they said, "No, but don't show anyone."

Ampak so rekli: "Ne, ampak nikomur ne pokaži," - a jim je spodletelo.

But they slipped up.

And they said that I could just type in "What was I going to say next?"

Rekli so, da lahko kar vtipkam "kaj sem zdaj nameraval reči"

and my name, and it would tell me.

in svoje ime in mi bo povedal. In zdaj vam moram povedati, da je to

And I have to tell you, this is an unadulterated piece of software,

neponarejen program,

to je pravi internetni brskalnik in to je prava Googlova stran

this is a real Internet browser and this is the actual Google site,

and we're going to test it out live today.

in danes bomo to testirali v živo.

What was I going to say next?

"Kaj sem zdaj nameraval reči?" in "Ze Frank" - to sem jaz.

And "Ze Frank" -- that's me.

Am I feeling lucky?

Čutim, da bom imel srečo?

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Shouting) Am I feeling lucky?

Čutim, da bom imel srečo?

Audience: Yes! Yeah!

Ja.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Ze Frank: Oh! Amazing.

Oh! Neverjetno!

[Zdaj boš rekel "Marca 2001 sem se posnel..."] (smeh)

(Laughter)

In March of 2001 --

Marca 2001...

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I filmed myself dancing to Madonna's "Justify My Love."

sem se posnel, kako plešem na Madonnino pesem "Justify My Love."

On a Thursday, I sent out a link to a website that featured those clips

V četrtek sem poslal povezavo do spletne strani

s temi filmčki 17-im svojim najbližjim prijateljem

to 17 of my closest friends,

as part of an invitation to my -- an invitation to my th --

kot del mojega... povabila na moj... povabila na moj tr-...

th -- 26th birthday party.

tr... 26. rojstni dan.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Clears throat)

By Monday, over a million people were coming to this site a day.

Do ponedeljka je na to stran prihajalo

več kot milijon obiskovalcev na dan.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

[Pred slavo. Po slavi.] (smeh)

Within a week, I received a call from Earthlink that said,

V roku enega tedna sem prejel klic od EarthLink, kjer so rekli,

due to a 10 cents per megabyte overage charge,

da jim zaradi zaračunanih 10-ih centov na megabajt presežka

I owed them 30,000 dollars.

dolgujem 30.000 dolarjev.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Needless to say, I was able to leave my job.

Ni mi treba poudarjati, da sem lahko zapustil svojo službo.

[WAS LAID OFF]

[so me odpustili] (smeh)

(Laughter)

And, finally, you know, become freelance.

In, končno, saj veste, začel opravljati svoboden poklic.

(Laughter)

[brezposeln] (smeh)

[UNEMPLOYED]

But some people refer to me more as, like, an Internet guru or --

Ampak nekateri me imajo bolj za... nekakšnega internetnega guruja ali...

[JACKASS]

[butca] (smeh)

swami.

swamija.

(Laughter)

[zgubo] (smeh)

I knew I had something.

Vedel sem, da nekaj imam.

I'd basically distilled a very difficult-to-explain

V bistvu sem izpilil zelo težko razložljivo

and complex philosophy, which I won't get into here,

in kompleksno filozofijo, v katero se sedaj ne bom spuščal,

because it's a little too deep for all of you, but --

ker je nekoliko pregloboka za vse vas, ampak...

(Laughter)

(smeh)

It's about what makes websites popular, and, you know, it's --

gre za to, kaj naredi spletne strani popularne in veste...

[DANCE LIKE AN IDIOT AND DON'T SELL ANYTHING]

[Pleši kot idiot in ničesar ne prodajaj.] (smeh)

It's unfortunate that I don't have more time.

škoda je, da nimam več časa.

Mogoče se lahko vrnem naslednje leto ali kaj podobnega.

Maybe I can come back next year, or something like that.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I'm obsessed with email. I get a lot of it.

Obseden sem z elektronsko pošto. Veliko je dobim.

Four years later, I still get probably two or three hundred emails a day

Po štirih letih še vedno dobim verjetno okoli 200 ali 300 e-sporočil vsak dan

from people I don't know,

od ljudi, ki jih ne poznam, in to je neverjetna priložnost,

and it's been an amazing opportunity

to kind of get to know different cultures, you know?

da na nek način spoznaš različne kulture, veste?

It's like a microscope to the rest of the world.

Je kot mikroskop do preostalega sveta.

You can kind of peer into other people's lives.

Lahko kukaš v življenja drugih

in zdi se mi tudi, da dobim veliko navdiha

And I also feel like I get a lot of inspiration from the average user.

od povprečnega uporabnika.

For example, somebody wrote, "Hey Ze, if you ever come to Boulder,

Na primer, nekdo mi je pisal.

Rekli so: "Hej, Ze, če boš kdaj prišel v Boulder,

you should rock out with us," and I said, "Why wait?"

moraš z nami rokati," in sem rekel: "Zakaj bi čakal?"

[rocking out]

(Video) (Music)

And they said, "Hey Ze, thanks for rocking out,

In so rekli: "Hej, Ze, hvala za rokanje,

but I meant the kind of rocking out where we'd be naked."

ampak v mislih sem imela rokanje, kjer bi bili goli."

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And that was embarrassing.

In zaradi tega mi je bilo nerodno.

But you know, it's kind of a collaboration between me and the fans,

Ampak veste, gre za nekakšno sodelovanje

med mano in oboževalci, tako da sem rekel: "Seveda."

so I said, "Sure."

[rocking out naked]

[golo rokanje] (smeh)

(Video) (Music)

(Laughter)

I hear a lot of you whispering.

Slišim, da vas veliko šepeta.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And I know what you're saying,

In vem, kaj govorite. Govorite: "Porkafiks,

"Holy crap!

How is his presentation so smooth?"

kako je lahko njegova predstavitev tako elegantna?"

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And I have to say that it's not all me this year.

In moram reči, da letos ne gre samo zame.

I guess Chris has to take some credit here, because in years past,

Mislim, da gre nekaj zaslug Chrisu, ker v preteklih letih,

I guess there's been some sort of subpar speakers at TED.

sklepam, da so bili govorci na TED nekako pod nivojem. Ne vem.

I don't know.

(smeh)

And so, this year, Chris sent us a TED conference simulator.

Tako nam je to leto Chris poslal simulator TED konference.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Which really allowed us as speakers to get there, in the trenches,

Kar je nam, govorcem, omogočilo, da resnično zavihamo rokave

and practice at home so that we would be ready for this experience.

in vadimo doma, da bomo pripravljeni na to izkušnjo.

And I've got to say that, you know, it's really, really great to be here.

In moram povedati, da je res, res odlično biti tukaj.

(Pre-recorded applause)

(aplavz)

I'd like to tell all of you a little joke.

Rad bi vam povedal kratko šalo. Ampak ne samo dobrih stvari.

(Pre-recorded applause and cheering)

Not just the good stuff, though.

You can do heckler mode.

Lahko uporabite način provokatorja.

Voice: Hey, moron, get off the stage!

Hej, bebec, spravi se z odra!

ZF: You get off the stage.

Ti se spravi z odra!

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Voice: We want Malcolm Gladwell.

Hočemo Malcolma Gladwella.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(Baby cooing)

(Huge crowd applauding)

(aplavz)

In case you run over time.

V primeru, da ste predolgi.

(Heroic music)

Just one last thing I'd like to say, I'd, really --

Rad bi.. samo nekaj bi še rad povedal, rad bi se, res...

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I'd like to thank all of you for being here.

vsem zahvalil, da ste danes tukaj.

(Loud music)

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And frog mode.

In žabji način.

(Singing)

(Sings) "Ah, the first time that I made love to a rock shrimp --"

Ah, prvič, ko sem se ljubil s skalno kozico...

(Laughter)

(smeh)

(smeh)

[Spam jokes are the new airplane jokes]

(aplavz)

(Sighs)

It's true.

Res je. Nekateri ljudje mi pravijo,

Some people say to me,

Ze, počneš vse te stvari, te internetne stvari,

"Ze, you're doing all this stuff, this Internet stuff,

and you're not making any money."

ampak pri tem ničesar ne zaslužiš.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

"Why?" And I say, "Mom, Dad --

Zakaj? In jim dogovorim, "Mama, ata...

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I'm trying."

trudim se." Veste, ne vem, če se vsi tega zavedate,

I don't know if you're all aware of this,

but the video game market,

ampak trg računalniških iger..

kids are playing these video games,

otroci igrajo te računalniške igre, ah,

but, supposedly, there's tons of money.

ampak, menda je tam ogromno denarja.

I mean, like, I think, 100,000 dollars or so a year

Mislim, da se okrog 100.000 dolarjev ali nekaj takega na leto porabi

is being spent on these things.

za te stvari. Zato sem se odločil, da še jaz poskusim.

So I decided to try my hand.

Ustvaril sem nekaj iger.

I came up with a few games.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

This is called "Atheist."

Tej se reče "Ateist".

I figured it would be popular with the young kids.

Zdelo se mi je, da bo popularna pri mladih otrocih.

OK.

Poglejte, malo se bom premikal in povedal nekaj stvari.

Look, I'll move around and say some things.

(Sighs)

[Game over. There is no replay.]

[Konec igre. Ni ponovne igre.] (smeh)

(Laughter)

(aplavz)

So that didn't go over so well.

To se torej ni najbolje izšlo.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I don't really understand why you're laughing.

Res ne razumem, zakaj se smejite.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Should have done this before I tried to pitch it.

To bi morali narediti, preden sem jo poskusil dati ven.

"Buddhist," of course, looks very, very similar to "Atheist."

"Budist" seveda izgleda zelo, zelo podobno "Ateistu".

(Laughter)

(smeh)

But you come back as a duck.

A vrnete se kot raca.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And this is great because, you know, for a quarter,

Ampak to je super, veste, ker za kovanec

you can play this for a long time.

lahko to igrate zelo dolgo.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And Chris had said in an email

In Chris je v e-pošti napisal, veste, da naj bi

that we should really bring something new to TED,

na TED res pripeljali nekaj novega,

something that we haven't shown anyone.

nekaj, kar še nismo nikomur pokazali.

Tako sem tole naredil za TED. Imenuje se "Kristjan".

So, I made this for TED. It's "Christian."

It's the third in the series.

Je tretji v seriji.

I'm hoping it's going to do well this year.

Upam, da bo to leto uspešen.

(Sighs)

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Do you have a preference?

Kateri vam je najbolj všeč? Dobra izbira.

(Laughter)

Good choice.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

So you can wait for the Second Coming,

Tako lahko čakate na "Drugi prihod"... (smeh)

which is a random number between one and 500 million.

ki je...

(smeh)

naključno število med 1 in 500 milijonov.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

So really, what are we talking about here?

Ampak resno, o čem pravzaprav tukaj govorimo? Oh, tehnološki užitek.

Oh, tech joy.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Tech joy, to me, means something, because I get a lot of joy out of tech.

Tehnološki užitek pa meni nekaj pomeni,

ker v tehnologiji zelo uživam.

And in fact, making things using technology --

In pravzaprav to, da ustvarjam z uporabo tehnologije...

and I'm being serious here,

in to resno mislim, čeprav uporabljam svoj sarkastični glas...

even though I'm using my sarcastic voice -- I won't -- hold on.

ne bom... počakajte. Ustvarjanje, veste...

Making things, you know --

making things actually does give me a lot of joy.

v ustvarjanju dejansko zelo uživam.

It's the process of creation that keeps me

Proces ustvarjanja je tisti, ki me na nek način drži

sort of a bubble and a half above perpetual anxiety in my life,

tik nad neprestanimi skrbmi v mojem življenju

and it's that feeling of being about 80 percent complete on a project --

in tisti občutek, da si približno 80 odstotkov projekta že zaključil...

where you know you still have something to do,

kjer veš, da še vedno moraš nekaj narediti,

but it's not finished, and you're not starting something --

a še ni končano in ne začenjaš nekaj novega...

that really fills my entire life.

to res napolnjuje celo moje življenje.

And so, what I've done is,

In kar sem naredil, je, da sem postal zainteresiran

I started getting interested in creating online social spaces

za ustvarjanje spletnih družabnih prostorov, da bi delil ta občutek

to share that feeling

with people who don't consider themselves artists.

z ljudmi, ki se nimajo za umetnike.

We're in a culture of guru-ship.

Smo v kulturi gurujstva. Določeno programsko opremo je težko uporabljati,

It's so hard to use some software because, you know, it's unapproachable,

ker je, veste, tako nedostopna,

people feel like they have to read the manual.

ljudem se zdi, da morajo prebrati priročnik.

Tako da poskušam...

So I try to create these very minimal activities

(smeh)

Poskušam ustvariti te zelo minimalne dejavnosti,

that allow people to express themselves, and, hopefully --

ki ljudem omogočajo, da se izražajo in, upam da...

("The End" by The Doors)

Whoa! I'm like -- on the page, but it doesn't exist.

uau, sem... na strani, a ne obstaja.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

It's, like -- seriously, though --

Je kot... ampak res...

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I try to create meaningful environments for people to express themselves.

Poskušam ustvariti pomembna okolja

za ljudi, da se izražajo.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Here I created a contest called, "When Office Supplies Attack,"

Tukaj sem ustvaril tekmovanje z naslovom "Ko napade pisarniški material",

which, I think, really resonated with the working population.

za katerega mislim, da je res odmeval...

(smeh)

med delavsko populacijo.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Over 500 entries in three weeks.

Čez 500 vnosov v treh tednih, moda toaletnega papirja.

Toilet paper fashion.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Again, people from all over the country.

Ponavljam, ljudje iz celotne države, ki delajo...

The watch is particularly incredible.

ura je še posebej neverjetna.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Online drawing tools -- you've probably seen a lot of them.

Spletna orodja za risanje... najbrž ste jih že veliko videli.

I think they're wonderful.

Mislim, da so čudovita.

It's a chance for people to get to play with crayons

Mislim da je to možnost za ljudi, da se igrajo z voščenkami

and all that kind of stuff.

in s takimi rečmi. Ampak mene zanima proces,

But I'm interested in the process of creating,

proces ustvarjanja, kot tisti pravi dogodek, ki me zanima.

as the real event that I'm interested in.

And the problem is that a lot of people suck at drawing,

Težava je v tem, da veliko ljudi grdo riše

and they get bummed out at this, sort of, you know, stick figure,

in se sekirajo okoli tega, veste, "paličnjaka",

awful little thing that they created.

grozne male stvarce, ki so jo ustvarili.

And eventually, it just makes them stop playing with it,

Posledično se zaradi tega nehajo igrati z njim

or they draw penises and things like that.

ali pa rišejo, saj veste, rišejo penise in takšne reči.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

So, the Scribbler is an attempt to create a generative tool.

"Čečkač" je tako poskus narediti proizvajalno orodje.

In other words, it's a helping tool.

Z drugimi besedami, gre za pomagalno orodje.

You can draw your simple stick figure,

Lahko narišete svojega preprostega "paličnjaka" in potem sodeluje

and it collaborates with you to create sort of a post-war German etching.

z vami, da ustvarite nekaj podobno povojni nemški jedkanici.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

In fact, it's tuned to be better at drawing things that look worse.

Tako da lahko... v bistvu je nastavljen tako, da je boljši pri risanju stvari,

ki izgledajo slabše. Tako lahko začnemo s čečkanjem in...

So, we go ahead, and we start scribbling.

So the idea is that you can really,

ideja je torej, da lahko v resnici,

you know, partake in this process,

veste, sodelujete v procesu,

but watch something really crappy look beautiful.

a gledate, kako nekaj res usranega izgleda lepo.

And here are some of my favorites.

In tukaj je nekaj mojih najljubših. To je mala viseča marioneta,

This is the little trap marionette that was submitted to me.

ki so mi jo poslali. Gremo naprej, zelo kul.

Very cool.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Darling.

Draga. Prelepe stvari.

Beautiful stuff.

I mean this is incredible.

Mislim, to je neverjetno. To je narisalo 11 letno dekle

An 11-year-old girl drew this and submitted it.

in poslalo. Prekrasno je.

It's just gorgeous.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I'm dead serious here.

Sem.. Smrtno resen sem. Res sem... to ni šala.

This is not a joke.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

But, I think it's a really fun and wonderful thing.

A mislim, da je... da je zelo zabavna in čudovita stvar.

So this is called the "Fiction Project."

Temu se reče Projekt izmišljanja. Je spletni prostor,

This is an online space,

which is basically a refurbished message board

ki je... v bistvu je renoviran forum,

that encourages collaborative fiction writing.

ki vzpodbuja sodelovalno domišljijsko pisanje.

These are haikus.

To so haikuji.

None of the haikus were written by the same person.

Nobenega od haikujev ni napisala samo ena oseba

In fact, each line is contributed by a different person

in pravzaprav, nobena vrstica ni bila...

veste, vsako vrstico prispeva druga oseba

at a different time.

ob drugačnem... drugačnem času.

I think that the "now tied up, tied down,

Mislim, da "zdaj zavezan, zdaj privezan,

mistress cruel approaches me, now tied down, it's up."

kruta ljubica se mi približa, zdaj privezan, je pokonci."

It's an amazing way, and I'll tell you,

Je.. je neverjeten način in pravim vam,

if you come home, and your spouse, or whoever it is,

če pridete domov in vaša soproga, ali kdorkoli že je,

says, "Let's talk" --

pravi: "Pogovarjajva se,"... to vas zmrazi do obisti.

That, like, chills you to the very core.

(Laughter)

But it's peripheral activities like these

Ampak takšne obrobne dejavnosti kot te, so tisto,

that allow people to get together, doing fun things.

kar omogoča ljudem, da se družijo in počnejo zabavne stvari.

They actually get to know each other,

Dejansko se spoznajo

and it's sort of like low-threshold peripheral activities

in mislim, da so te preproste obrobne dejavnosti ključ za

that I think are the key to bringing up

prebujanje našega družbenega kapitala povezovanja,

some of our bonding social capital that we're lacking.

ki ga nam vsem manjka. In zelo, zelo hitro...

And very, very quickly -- I love puppets.

obožujem lutke. Tukaj je lutka.

Here's a puppet.

It dances to music.

Pleše na glasbo, Lotte Reiniger,

Lotte Reiniger, an amazing shadow puppeteer in the 20s,

čudovita lutkarica senčnega gledališča v 20-ih,

that started doing more elaborate things.

ki je začela delati bolj dovršene stvari.

I became interested in puppets,

Lutke so me začele zanimati

and I just want to show one last thing to you.

in samo nekaj vam še želim pokazati.

Oh, this is how you make puppets.

Oh, tako se delajo lutke.

(Applause)

(aplavz)

Chris Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ze Frank.

Chris Anderson: Dame in gospodje, g. Ze Frank.

(Applause)

(aplavz)