A highly scientific taxonomy of haters | Negin Farsad

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Prevodilac: Milenka Okuka Lektor: Mile Živković
00:15
I'm an Iranian-American Muslim female,
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Ja sam iransko-američka muslimanka,
00:18
like all of you.
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poput svih vas.
00:19
And I'm also a social justice comedian,
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Takođe sam komičarka društvene pravde,
00:21
something that I insist is an actual job.
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insistiram da je to stvarni posao.
00:24
To explain what that is, let me tell you how I got here.
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Da bih to objasnila, ispričaću vam kako sam stigla ovde.
00:26
I've performed all over the country.
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Nastupala sam širom države.
00:28
And let me tell you, America is majestic, right?
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I da vam kažem, Amerika je veličanstvena, zar ne?
00:30
It's got breathtaking nature,
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Ima prirodu koja oduzima dah,
00:32
waffle houses
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restorane vafli
00:33
and diabetes as far as the eye can see.
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i dijabetesa dokle ti pogled seže.
00:35
It is really something.
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Stvarno je nešto posebno.
00:37
Now, the American population can be broken up
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Sad, američka populacija može da se razloži
00:40
into three main categories:
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na tri glavne kategorije:
00:41
there's mostly wonderful people,
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imamo uglavnom divne ljude,
00:43
haters
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mrzitelje
00:44
and Florida.
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i Floridu.
00:45
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
00:47
Besides Florida, the most troubling category here are the Haters.
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Pored Floride, najproblematičnija kategorija ovde su mrzitelji.
00:50
They are a minority,
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Oni su manjina,
00:52
but they overcompensate by being extra loud.
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ali to nadoknađuju svojom preteranom glasnošću.
00:55
They have the Napoleon complex of demographics,
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Imaju Napoleonov demografski kompleks
00:57
and yes, some of the men do wear heels.
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i, da, neki od muškaraca nose štikle.
00:59
As a social justice comedian,
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Kao komičarka društvene pravde,
01:01
it's my goal to convert these haters,
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moj je cilj da preobratim ove mrzitelje,
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because they hate a lot of things, which leads to negative outcomes,
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zato što oni mrze štošta, to vodi do negativnih ishoda,
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like racism, violence and Ted Nugent.
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poput rasizma, nasilja i Ted Nudženta.
01:11
This is not an exhaustive list;
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Nije ovo iscrpna lista;
01:13
I'm probably missing 3-7 items.
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verovatno mi fali 3-7 stavki.
01:15
But the point is,
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No, poenta je:
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we have to reckon with the haters.
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moramo da se bavimo mrziteljima.
01:18
But there's variance within this group
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Ali imamo varijacije unutar ove grupe
01:19
and it's not efficient to go after all of them, right?
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i nije efikasno napadati sve njih, zar ne?
01:22
So what I've done is created a highly scientific Taxonomy of Haters.
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Pa sam ja stvorila krajnje naučnu klasifikaciju mrzitelja.
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I basically took all of the haters,
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U suštini sam uzela sve mrzitelje,
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I put them in a petri dish, like a scientist,
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stavila ih u petrijevu posudu, poput naučnice,
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and this is what I found.
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i ovo sam otkrila.
01:32
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
01:33
First off, we have the trolls.
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Pre svega imamo trolove.
01:36
These are your garden-variety digital haters.
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To su vam uobičajeni digitalni mrzitelji.
01:38
They're the people who quit their jobs
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To su ljudi koji su napustili poslove
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so they can post on YouTube videos all day long.
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kako bi mogli da komentarišu Jutjub snimke po ceo dan.
01:43
There's also the drive-by haters.
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Imamo i mrzitelje u naletu.
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Now, these people will be at a stoplight,
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Sad, ti ljudi stoje na semaforu,
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they'll wait for the light to turn green
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čekaju da se uključi zeleno svetlo,
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and when it does, they yell, "Go back to your own country!"
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a kad se uključi, viču: "Vratite se u svoju zemlju!"
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Now back in the day, they would've actually gotten out of their cars
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Sad, u stara vremena bi zapravo izašli iz svojih auta
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and hated you to your face.
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i mrzeli bi vas u lice.
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But they just don't make them like they used to --
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Ali više ih ne proizvode kao nekada -
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which is another sign of the decline in America.
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to je još jedan znak propasti Amerike.
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
02:04
The next category
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Sledeća kategorija
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is the mission-oriented-bigot- whose-group-affiliation-
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su orjentisani-na-misiju-bigoti- čije-grupne-sklonosti-
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gives-them-cover-for-hating hater.
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im-daju-pokriće-za-mržnju mrzitelji.
02:09
These guys like to hate via a seemingly nice organization,
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Ovi likovi vole da mrze putem naoko finih organizacija,
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like a church or a nonprofit,
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poput crkvi ili neprofitnih organizacija,
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and they oftentimes like to speak in an old-timey voice.
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i često vole da govore arhaičnim glasovima.
02:18
But the group I'm most interested in is the swing hater.
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Ali grupa koja mene najviše interesuje su neodlučni mrzitelji.
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The swing hater is sister to the swing voter --
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Neodlučna mrziteljka je sestra neodlučnog glasača -
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they just can't decide!
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oni prosto ne mogu da se odluče!
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They're like ideological sluts
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Oni su poput ideoloških drolja
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who move from hating to not hating.
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koje se kreću od mržnje ka nemržnji.
02:32
And they do it because they don't have enough information.
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A to rade jer nemaju dovoljno informacija.
02:34
This is the group I like to target with social justice comedy.
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Ovo je moja omiljena ciljna grupa za komediju društvene pravde.
02:37
Why comedy?
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Zašto komediju?
02:39
Because on a scale of comedy to brochure,
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Jer na lestvici od komedije do brošure,
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the average American prefers comedy, as you can see from this graph.
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prosečan Amerikanac više voli komediju, kao što vidite na ovom grafikonu.
02:45
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
02:46
Comedy is very popular.
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Komedija je veoma popularna.
02:48
And by the way,
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I, usput,
02:49
this is a mathematically accurate graph,
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ovo je matematički precizan grafikon,
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generated from fake numbers.
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proistekao iz lažnih brojki.
02:52
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
02:54
Now, the question is:
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Sad, pitanje je:
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Why does social justice comedy work?
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zašto komedija društvene pravde deluje?
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Because, first off, it makes you laugh.
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Pre svega, zato što vas zasmejava.
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And when you're laughing, you enter into a state of openness.
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A kad se smejete, zapadate u stanje otvorenosti.
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And in that moment of openness,
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A u tom trenutku otvorenosti,
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a good social justice comedian can stick in a whole bunch of information,
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dobar komičar društvene pravde može da ugura čitavu hrpu informacija,
03:09
and if they're really skilled,
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a ako su zaista vešti
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a rectal exam.
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i rektalni pregled.
03:12
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
03:14
Here are some ground rules for social justice comedy:
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Evo nekih osnovnih pravila kod komedije društvene pravde:
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first off, it's not partisan.
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pre svega nije stranačka.
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This isn't political comedy, this is about justice,
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To nije politička komedija, ovde se radi o pravdi,
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and no one is against justice.
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a niko nije protiv pravde.
03:24
Two, it's inviting and warm,
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Po dva: dobronamerna je i topla,
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it makes you feel like you're sitting inside of a burrito.
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osećate se kao da sedite unutar toplog burita.
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Three, it's funny but sneaky,
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Pod tri: smešno je, ali podmuklo,
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like you could be hearing an interesting treatise
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kao na primer, slušate zanimljiv traktat
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on income inequality,
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o nejednakom prihodu,
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that's encased in a really sophisticated poop joke.
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koji je upakovan u zaista prefinjen vic o kaki.
03:38
(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
03:40
Here's how I see social justice comedy working.
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Evo kako ja vidim komediju društvene pravde na delu.
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A few years ago, I rounded up a bunch of Muslim-American comedians --
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Pre nekoliko godina sam okupila gomilu muslimansko-američkih komičara -
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in a non-violent way --
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u nenasilnom maniru -
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
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And we went around the country
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I išli smo širom zemlje,
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to places like Alabama, Arizona, Tennessee, Georgia --
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na mesta poput Alabame, Arizone, Tenesija, Džordžije -
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places where they love the Muzzies --
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mesta gde vole "mazije" -
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and we did stand-up shows.
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i imali smo stendap predstave.
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We called the tour "The Muslims Are Coming!"
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Nazvali smo turneju: "Stižu muslimani!"
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
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We turned this into a movie,
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Pretvorili smo to u film,
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and then after the movie came out,
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a potom, kad je film izašao,
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a known hate group spent 300,000 dollars
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poznata grupa mrzitelja je potrošila 300.000 dolara
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on an anti-Muslim poster campaign
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na protivmuslimansku kampanju posterima
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with the MTA -- that's the New York City subway system.
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u MTA-u - to jest njujorškoj podzemnoj železnici.
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Now, the posters were truly offensive,
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Sad, posteri su uistinu bili uvredljivi,
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not to mentioned poorly designed --
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da ne pominjem loš dizajn -
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I mean, if you're going to be bigoted,
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mislim, ako ćete da budete bigoti,
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you might as well use a better font.
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barem koristite bolji font.
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
04:24
But we decided, why not launch our own poster campaign
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Ali smo odlučili, zašto da ne pokrenemo sopstvenu kampanju posterima
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that says nice things about Muslims,
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koja govori lepe stvari o muslimanima,
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while promoting the movie.
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dok promoviše film.
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So myself and fellow comedian Dean Obeidallah
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Pa smo ja i kolega komičar Din Obidala
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decided to launch the fighting-bigotry- with-delightful-posters campaign.
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odlučili da pokrenemo kampanju borbe- protiv-netrpeljivosti-divnim-posterima.
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We raised the money, worked with the MTA for over 5 months,
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Sakupili smo novac, sarađivali s MTA preko pet meseci,
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got the posters approved,
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dobili dozvolu za postere
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and two days after they were supposed to go up,
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i dva dana nakon što je trebalo da postave postere,
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the MTA decided to ban the posters,
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MTA su odlučili da ih zabrane,
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citing political content.
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navodeći politički sadržaj kao razlog.
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Let's take a look at a couple of those posters.
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Pogledajmo nekoliko tih postera.
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Here's one.
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Evo jednog.
04:53
Facts about Muslims:
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Činjenice o muslimanima:
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Muslims invented the concept of a hospital.
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muslimani su izmislili koncept bolnice.
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OK.
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U redu.
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Fact: Grown-up Muslims can do more push-ups than baby Muslims.
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Činjenica: odrasli muslimani mogu da urade više sklekova od beba muslimana.
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
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Fact: Muslims invented Justin Timberlake.
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Činjenica: muslimani su izmislili Džastina Timberlejka.
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
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Let's take a look at another one.
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Pogledajmo još jedan.
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The ugly truth about Muslims:
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Ružna istina o muslimanima:
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they have great frittata recipes.
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imaju odlične recepte za fritatu.
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Now clearly, frittatas are considered political by the MTA.
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Sad, očito da MTA smatra fritatu ispolitizovanom.
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Either that, or the mere mention of Muslims in a positive light
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To, ili puko pominjanje muslimana u pozitivnom svetlu
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was considered political -- but it isn't.
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se smatra ispolitizovanim - ali nije.
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It's about justice.
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Radi se o pravdi.
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So we decided to change
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Pa smo promenili
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our fighting-bigortry- with-delightful-posters campaign
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kampanju borbe-protiv- netrpeljivosti-divnim-posterima
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and turn it into the fighting-bigotry- with-a-delightful-lawsuit campaign.
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i pretvorimo je u kampanju borbe-protiv- netrpeljivosti-divnom-tužbom.
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
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So basically, what I'm saying is a couple of dirt-bag comedians
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U suštini vam govorim da je nekoliko ništavnih komičara
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took on a major New York City agency
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tužilo veliku njujoršku agenciju
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and the comedians won.
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i komičari su pobedili.
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(Applause and cheers)
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(Aplauzi i klicanja)
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Thank you.
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Hvala vam.
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Victory was a very weird feeling.
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Pobeda je imala čudan osećaj.
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I was like, "Is this what blonde girls feel like all the time?
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U fazonu: "Da li se ovako plavuše osećaju sve vreme?
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'Cause this is amazing!"
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Jer je neverovatno!"
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
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Here's another example.
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Evo još jednog primera.
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I'm asked everywhere I go: "Why don't Muslims denounce terrorism?"
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Gde god da odem, pitaju me: "Zašto muslimani ne osuđuju terorizam?"
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We do. But OK, I'll take the bait.
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Osuđujemo. Ali, u redu, zagrišću mamac.
06:01
So I decided to launch thedailydenouncer.com.
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Pa sam odlučila da pokrenem thedailydenouncer.com.
06:04
It's a website that denounces terrorism every day of the week,
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To je vebsajt koji svakodnevno osuđuje terorizam,
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while taking the weekends off.
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uz pauzu tokom vikenda.
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Let's take a look at an example.
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Pogledajmo jedan primer:
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They generally appear as single-panel cartoons,
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obično se pojavljuju kao crtaći u jednoj slici:
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"I denounce terrorism! I also denounce people who never fill the paper tray!"
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"Osuđujem terorizam! Kao i ljude koji nikad ne dopune papir u štampaču!"
06:17
The point of the website is that it denounces terrorism
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Poenta vebsajta je osuđivanje terorizma,
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while recognizing that it's ridiculous
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uz prepoznavanje bizarnosti toga
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that we have to constantly denounce terrorism.
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da moramo stalno da osuđujemo terorizam.
06:25
But if bigotry isn't your thing,
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No, ako netrpeljivost nije vaš manir,
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social justice comedy is useful for all sorts of issues.
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komedija društvene pravde je korisna za razna pitanja.
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For example, myself and fellow comedian Lee Camp
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Na primer, kolega komičar Li Kamp i ja
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went to the Cayman Islands to investigate offshore banking.
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smo išli na Kajmanska ostrva kako bismo istražili ofšor bankarstvo.
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Now, the United States loses something like 300 billion dollars a year
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Sad, SAD gubi otprilike 300 milijardi dolara godišnje
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in these offshore tax havens.
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u ovim ofšor poreskim rajevima.
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Not to brag,
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Ne hvalim se,
06:45
but at the end of every month,
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ali na kraju svakog meseca
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I have something like 5-15 dollars in disposable income.
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imam otprilike 5-15 dolara raspoloživog prihoda.
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So we walked into these banks in the Cayman Islands
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Te smo ušetali u te banke na Kajmanskim ostrvima
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and asked if we could open up a bank account
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i pitali smo možemo li da otvorimo bankovni račun
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with eight dollars and 27 cents.
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sa osam dolara i 27 centi.
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(Laughter)
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(Smeh)
06:58
The bank managers would indulge us for 30-45 seconds before calling security.
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Menadžeri banke bi nam povlađivali 30-45 sekundi pre pozivanja obezbeđenja.
07:03
Security would come out, brandish their weapons,
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Obezbeđenje bi izašlo, mahalo svojim oružjem,
07:06
and then we would squeal with fear and run away,
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a mi bismo zacičali od straha i pobegli
07:09
because -- and this is the last rule of social justice comedy --
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jer - ovo je poslednje pravilo komedije društvene pravde -
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sometimes it makes you want to take a dump in your pants.
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ponekad poželite da se ispraznite u gaće.
07:15
Most of my work is meant to be fun.
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Moj rad bi uglavnom trebalo da bude smešan.
07:18
It's meant to generate a connection and laughter.
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Trebalo bi da proizvede povezanost i smeh.
07:21
But yes, sometimes I get run off the grounds by security.
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Ali, da, ponekad me obezbeđenje otera s poseda.
07:24
Sometimes I get mean tweets and hate mail.
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Ponekad mi stižu zlonamerni tvitovi i zajedljiva pošta.
07:27
Sometimes I get voice mails saying that if I continue telling my jokes,
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Ponekad dobijam glasovne poruke koje kažu da ako nastavim da pričam svoje viceve,
07:32
they'll kill me and they'll kill my family.
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ubiće i mene i moju porodicu.
07:35
And those death threats are definitely not funny.
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A te pretnje smrću, definitivno nisu smešne.
07:39
But despite the occasional danger,
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No uprkos povremenoj opasnosti,
07:41
I still think that social justice comedy is one of our best weapons.
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i dalje smatram da je komedija društvene pravde među našim najboljim oružjima.
07:45
I mean, we've tried a lot of approaches to social justice,
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Mislim, isprobali smo mnogo pristupa društvenoj pravdi,
07:48
like war and competitive ice dancing.
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poput rata i takmičarskog plesa na ledu.
07:50
But still, a lot of things are still kind of awful.
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Ali i dalje su mnoge stvari nekako užasne.
07:55
So I think it's time we try and tell a really good poop joke.
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Te smatram da je vreme da pokušamo da ispričamo zaista dobar vic o kaki.
07:59
Thank you.
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Hvala vam.
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(Applause)
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(Aplauz)
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