A highly scientific taxonomy of haters | Negin Farsad

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翻译人员: Junyi Sha 校对人员: Tingting Zhong
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I'm an Iranian-American Muslim female,
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我是一名伊朗裔美籍穆斯林女性,
和大家都一样。
00:18
like all of you.
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00:19
And I'm also a social justice comedian,
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我是一位喜剧演员, 表演内容关于社会正义的,
00:21
something that I insist is an actual job.
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我一直坚信这是份正经工作。
让我先讲讲我的经历, 再说我的工作内容
00:24
To explain what that is, let me tell you how I got here.
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00:26
I've performed all over the country.
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我在美国各地都表演过
00:28
And let me tell you, America is majestic, right?
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要我说美国真是个伟大的国家,对吧?
00:30
It's got breathtaking nature,
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拥有令人叹为观止的风景,
00:32
waffle houses
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好多的华夫饼店,
00:33
and diabetes as far as the eye can see.
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随处可见的糖尿病患者。
00:35
It is really something.
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这真了不起。
00:37
Now, the American population can be broken up
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现在,美国人口
大致可以分成三类:
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into three main categories:
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00:41
there's mostly wonderful people,
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生活美满的大多数人,
00:43
haters
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心怀恨意的一部分人,
00:44
and Florida.
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还有弗罗里达人。
00:45
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
00:47
Besides Florida, the most troubling category here are the Haters.
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除去佛罗里达,最麻烦的 就是那些心怀恨意的人。
00:50
They are a minority,
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他们是少数族群,
00:52
but they overcompensate by being extra loud.
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但是“矫枉过正”使他们 变得过度引人注目
00:55
They have the Napoleon complex of demographics,
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他们就是 “矮个子症候群” (拿破仑情结)
00:57
and yes, some of the men do wear heels.
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是的,那些男人中 的确有些会穿内增高。
00:59
As a social justice comedian,
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作为一个专注于社会正义的喜剧演员,
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it's my goal to convert these haters,
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我的目标是改变这些心怀恨意的人,
01:03
because they hate a lot of things, which leads to negative outcomes,
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因为他们憎恨的事太多, 由此造成一些不良后果,
像是种族歧视,暴力和Ted Nugent (重金属摇滚明星)
01:07
like racism, violence and Ted Nugent.
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01:11
This is not an exhaustive list;
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这里没有列全。
01:13
I'm probably missing 3-7 items.
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我也许落下了3到7个
但我要说的是
01:15
But the point is,
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01:16
we have to reckon with the haters.
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这些怀恨者不可小觑
但是怀恨者中也分好几类
01:18
But there's variance within this group
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01:19
and it's not efficient to go after all of them, right?
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调查他们所有人也太没效率了,对吧?
01:22
So what I've done is created a highly scientific Taxonomy of Haters.
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于是,我创造了一个 非常科学的怀恨者分类法
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I basically took all of the haters,
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基本上就是,我把所有的怀恨者
放在一个培养皿里,像科学家一样,
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I put them in a petri dish, like a scientist,
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然后这就是我的发现。
01:31
and this is what I found.
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01:32
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
01:33
First off, we have the trolls.
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第一类是洞穴巨人。
这一类非常普遍, 就是讨厌数字化的一群人。
01:36
These are your garden-variety digital haters.
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01:38
They're the people who quit their jobs
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他们就是那种辞掉工作,
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so they can post on YouTube videos all day long.
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然后整天在Youtube上发视频的人。
01:43
There's also the drive-by haters.
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还有一类是路怒症患者。
这些人看到红灯停下
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Now, these people will be at a stoplight,
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they'll wait for the light to turn green
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等着绿灯
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and when it does, they yell, "Go back to your own country!"
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绿灯一亮,他们就大叫 “ 哪来的滚回哪去!”
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Now back in the day, they would've actually gotten out of their cars
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想想当时, 他们完全可以下车,
01:56
and hated you to your face.
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当着你的面大骂一场。
01:57
But they just don't make them like they used to --
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但他们只不过是把 自己真实的一面藏起来—
02:00
which is another sign of the decline in America.
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这也是美国正在衰落的 另一个迹象。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
02:04
The next category
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下一类怀恨者
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is the mission-oriented-bigot- whose-group-affiliation-
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是偏执狂、总是要去完成某种任务、
有个组织罩着他们。
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gives-them-cover-for-hating hater.
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02:09
These guys like to hate via a seemingly nice organization,
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这些人一般都有个表面 看起来很无害的组织
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like a church or a nonprofit,
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像是教堂或是非盈利组织,
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and they oftentimes like to speak in an old-timey voice.
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他们时不时就用老气横秋的声调说话。
02:18
But the group I'm most interested in is the swing hater.
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但我最感兴趣的一类是 纠结的怀恨者
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The swing hater is sister to the swing voter --
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纠结的怀恨者和 纠结的投票者是亲姐妹—
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they just can't decide!
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他们就是没法赶紧做决定!
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They're like ideological sluts
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他们就像是思想中的绿茶婊
一会儿恨,一会不恨。
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who move from hating to not hating.
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他们这样做是因为 没有足够多的信息
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And they do it because they don't have enough information.
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02:34
This is the group I like to target with social justice comedy.
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这一类人便是我用 社会正义喜剧攻击的目标。
02:37
Why comedy?
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为什么是喜剧?
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Because on a scale of comedy to brochure,
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因为要将喜剧和宣传手册放在一起的话,
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the average American prefers comedy, as you can see from this graph.
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一般美国人都更乐意看喜剧。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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Comedy is very popular.
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喜剧非常受欢迎。
顺便提一下,
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And by the way,
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02:49
this is a mathematically accurate graph,
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这是一个非常准确的图表,
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generated from fake numbers.
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虽然里面的数字都是假的。
02:52
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
02:54
Now, the question is:
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现在,问题就是:
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Why does social justice comedy work?
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为什么社会正义喜剧特别管用?
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Because, first off, it makes you laugh.
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因为,首先,它让你哈哈大笑。
当你哈哈大笑的时候, 你就完全放开了,
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And when you're laughing, you enter into a state of openness.
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03:04
And in that moment of openness,
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于是在那一刻,
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a good social justice comedian can stick in a whole bunch of information,
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一位优秀的社会正义喜剧演员 就可以趁机插入一堆信息,
03:09
and if they're really skilled,
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如果他们技巧娴熟,
那就像是直肠检查一样。
03:11
a rectal exam.
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03:12
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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Here are some ground rules for social justice comedy:
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这是一些社会正义喜剧的基本原则:
首先,没有偏见,
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first off, it's not partisan.
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这可不是政治喜剧,这关乎正义。
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This isn't political comedy, this is about justice,
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and no one is against justice.
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大家都想要正义。
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Two, it's inviting and warm,
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第二,它非常有吸引力并且十分温暖。
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it makes you feel like you're sitting inside of a burrito.
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就感觉像是裹在卷饼里一样。
第三,它很有趣,但是得偷偷摸摸的。
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Three, it's funny but sneaky,
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like you could be hearing an interesting treatise
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比如你正津津有味得听一个
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on income inequality,
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关于收入不均的论述,
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that's encased in a really sophisticated poop joke.
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但是结果却是个烂笑话。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
下面是我眼中的社会正义喜剧。
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Here's how I see social justice comedy working.
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A few years ago, I rounded up a bunch of Muslim-American comedians --
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几年前,我召集了几个 美籍穆斯林喜剧演员-
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in a non-violent way --
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用一种非暴力的手段-
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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And we went around the country
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我们在美国转了一圈
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to places like Alabama, Arizona, Tennessee, Georgia --
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去了阿拉巴马,亚利桑那, 田纳西,乔治亚 —
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places where they love the Muzzies --
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一些他们爱的死去活来的地方 —
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and we did stand-up shows.
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我们表演单人脱口秀。
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We called the tour "The Muslims Are Coming!"
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我们把这次旅行叫做 ”穆斯林来了!”
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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We turned this into a movie,
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我们把这次旅行拍成了电影,
电影放映后,
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and then after the movie came out,
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a known hate group spent 300,000 dollars
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一个有名的怀恨者团体花了30万美元,
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on an anti-Muslim poster campaign
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用于反穆斯林宣传海报。
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with the MTA -- that's the New York City subway system.
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还和MTA合作——就是纽约市地铁系统。
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Now, the posters were truly offensive,
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当时那些海报可真是冒犯了不少人,
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not to mentioned poorly designed --
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更别提它糟糕的设计了-
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I mean, if you're going to be bigoted,
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我是说,如果你想表现得有偏见,
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you might as well use a better font.
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你也得挑个好看点的字体吧!
(笑声)
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(Laughter)
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然后我们就想,要不我们也
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But we decided, why not launch our own poster campaign
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发起一项把夸赞穆斯林的海报宣传,
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that says nice things about Muslims,
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while promoting the movie.
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趁着宣传我们的电影的时候。
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So myself and fellow comedian Dean Obeidallah
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于是我和我的小伙伴Dean Obeidallah
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decided to launch the fighting-bigotry- with-delightful-posters campaign.
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决定发起一个 “非常欢快得 打击偏执狂” 宣传海报。
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We raised the money, worked with the MTA for over 5 months,
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我们筹到了钱, 和MTA一起商讨了五个月,
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got the posters approved,
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然后海报就通过了。
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and two days after they were supposed to go up,
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本来要把海报张 贴出来的,但是两天后,
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the MTA decided to ban the posters,
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MTA又决定不贴了,
涉及政治内容。
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citing political content.
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Let's take a look at a couple of those posters.
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来看看我们这些海报
看这个。
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Here's one.
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Facts about Muslims:
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关于穆斯林的事实:
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Muslims invented the concept of a hospital.
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是穆斯林人创造了医院的概念。
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OK.
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好的。
事实:穆斯林成年人与穆斯林宝宝 相比能做更多仰卧起坐。
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Fact: Grown-up Muslims can do more push-ups than baby Muslims.
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(笑声)
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(Laughter)
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Fact: Muslims invented Justin Timberlake.
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事实:穆斯林创造了了 Justin Timberlake(著名歌手+演员)
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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Let's take a look at another one.
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还有另一张
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The ugly truth about Muslims:
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穆斯林的丑恶一面:
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they have great frittata recipes.
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他们有极佳的煎蛋饼食谱。
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Now clearly, frittatas are considered political by the MTA.
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很显然,煎蛋饼被MTA认作为了政治因素。
要不是蛋饼,要不就是 仅仅提到了穆斯林的好处,
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Either that, or the mere mention of Muslims in a positive light
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was considered political -- but it isn't.
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就被扣上了政治的帽子-但不是这样的。
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It's about justice.
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这是关于正义的。
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So we decided to change
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所以我们决定改变
我们的“非常欢快得 打击偏执狂-海报法”运动,
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our fighting-bigortry- with-delightful-posters campaign
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05:28
and turn it into the fighting-bigotry- with-a-delightful-lawsuit campaign.
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把它变为“非常欢快得 打击偏执狂-诉讼法”运动。
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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So basically, what I'm saying is a couple of dirt-bag comedians
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所以,基本上,我想说的就是 几个在行业内混不下去的喜剧演员
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took on a major New York City agency
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与纽约城中的一个主要机构进行较量,
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and the comedians won.
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然后喜剧演员们获得了胜利。
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(Applause and cheers)
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(掌声和欢呼)
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Thank you.
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谢谢。
05:44
Victory was a very weird feeling.
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胜利感是一种古怪的情感。
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I was like, "Is this what blonde girls feel like all the time?
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然后我就想,“这是不是就是 金发美女们一直以来的内心感觉?
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'Cause this is amazing!"
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因为实在是太神奇了!”
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(Laughter)
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(笑声)
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Here's another example.
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我再举一个例子。
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I'm asked everywhere I go: "Why don't Muslims denounce terrorism?"
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无论我走到哪儿,都会被问: “为什么穆斯林不谴责恐怖主义?”
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We do. But OK, I'll take the bait.
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我们是谴责的。但是, 既然如此,我决定将错就错。
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So I decided to launch thedailydenouncer.com.
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所以我就决定发起一个网站 thedailydenouncer.com(每日谴责人)
这个网站在每周的每个工作日 里都会谴责恐怖主义,
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It's a website that denounces terrorism every day of the week,
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当然周末是休息的。
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while taking the weekends off.
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Let's take a look at an example.
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让我们看一个例子。
他们通常会以单片式动画形式呈现,
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They generally appear as single-panel cartoons,
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"I denounce terrorism! I also denounce people who never fill the paper tray!"
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“我要谴责恐怖主义!同时我也谴责 那些从来不把纸盘子装满的人!”
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The point of the website is that it denounces terrorism
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这个网站的目的性,就是
让我们在反复谴责 恐怖主义的过程中
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while recognizing that it's ridiculous
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that we have to constantly denounce terrorism.
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意识到这是一件多么荒谬的事情。
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But if bigotry isn't your thing,
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但如果你的问题不在于偏执,
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social justice comedy is useful for all sorts of issues.
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社会正义喜剧对各种问题都是有益的。
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For example, myself and fellow comedian Lee Camp
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举个例子,我和我的喜剧同事Lee Camp
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went to the Cayman Islands to investigate offshore banking.
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一起前往开曼群岛(拉丁美洲) 去调查那儿的离岸金融。
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Now, the United States loses something like 300 billion dollars a year
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目前,美国每年将在那些离岸避税天堂
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in these offshore tax havens.
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损失近300亿美元。
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Not to brag,
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一点儿都不夸张的讲,
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but at the end of every month,
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但是在每个月的月底,
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I have something like 5-15 dollars in disposable income.
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我就会获得大概5-15美元的可支配收入。
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So we walked into these banks in the Cayman Islands
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所以我们就进入那些 在开曼群岛上的银行
06:52
and asked if we could open up a bank account
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询问我们是否能凭借8美元27分
06:54
with eight dollars and 27 cents.
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开设一个银行账户。
06:56
(Laughter)
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(笑声)
06:58
The bank managers would indulge us for 30-45 seconds before calling security.
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银行经理大概会忍我们30-45秒, 然后就要喊安保人员了。
07:03
Security would come out, brandish their weapons,
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安保人员冲进来, 挥舞他们的武器,
07:06
and then we would squeal with fear and run away,
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然后我们就会因为 恐惧而惊声尖叫,逃离,
07:09
because -- and this is the last rule of social justice comedy --
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因为-这是社会正义喜剧 的最后一条原则-
07:12
sometimes it makes you want to take a dump in your pants.
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又是把你吓得失禁。
我们的大部分工作是搞笑的。
07:15
Most of my work is meant to be fun.
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我们需要制造一种联系和笑声。
07:18
It's meant to generate a connection and laughter.
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但是,确实,有时我也会 被保安人员扑倒在地。
07:21
But yes, sometimes I get run off the grounds by security.
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07:24
Sometimes I get mean tweets and hate mail.
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有时我收到刻薄的推文,恐吓信件。
07:27
Sometimes I get voice mails saying that if I continue telling my jokes,
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有时我会收到语音信件, 说如果我继续讲笑话,
07:32
they'll kill me and they'll kill my family.
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他们就要杀了我 他们还要干掉我的家人。
07:35
And those death threats are definitely not funny.
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那些死亡要挟一点儿都不好笑。
07:39
But despite the occasional danger,
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但是除了这些偶尔的危险,
07:41
I still think that social justice comedy is one of our best weapons.
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我仍然坚信社会正义喜剧 是我们最有力的武器之一。
07:45
I mean, we've tried a lot of approaches to social justice,
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我的意思是,我们尝试过 各种方式追求社会正义,
07:48
like war and competitive ice dancing.
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像是战争或是竞技冰上舞蹈。
07:50
But still, a lot of things are still kind of awful.
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但是,还有很多事情十分糟糕。
07:55
So I think it's time we try and tell a really good poop joke.
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所以我认为,是时候让我们 尝试讲述那些极佳的烂笑话了。
谢谢。
07:59
Thank you.
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08:00
(Applause)
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(掌声)
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