Learning from dirty jobs | Mike Rowe

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Ekipu emisije "Prljavi poslovi" i mene pozvali su

The "Dirty Jobs" crew and I were called

to a little town in Colorado, called Craig.

u gradić Krejg u Koloradu.

It's only a couple dozen square miles.

Gradić od samo par desetina kvadratnih kilometara u Stenovitim planinama.

It's in the Rockies.

Posao o kome se radi - uzgajanje ovaca.

And the job in question was sheep rancher.

My role on the show, for those of you who haven't seen it -- it's pretty simple.

Moja uloga u emisiji, za vas koji niste gledali, je veoma jednostavna.

I'm an apprentice,

Ja sam pripravnik i radim sa ljudima koji se ustvari bave poslom koji prikazujemo.

and I work with the people who do the jobs in question.

And my responsibilities are to simply try and keep up,

Moje odgovornosi su da radim posao tih ljudi, da se trudim

and give an honest account of what it's like to be these people

i da pošteno prikažem kako je biti jedan od tih ljudi

for one day in their life.

i kako izgleda jedan dan u njihovim životima.

The job in question: herding sheep.

Posao o kome je reč - čuvanje ovaca. Odlično.

Great.

We go to Craig and we check into a hotel,

Odlazimo u Krejg, prijavljujemo se u hotel

and I realize the next day

i sutradan shvatam da će kastracija

that castration is going to be an absolute part of this work.

biti najbitniji deo posla.

Inače, nikada ne radim nikakva istraživanja.

Normally, I never do any research at all.

But this is a touchy subject, and I work for the Discovery Channel,

Međutim, ovo je delikatna tema, a ja radim za "Diskaveri"

and we want to portray accurately whatever it is we do.

i želimo da verno prikažemo sve što radimo,

And we certainly want to do it with a lot of respect for the animals.

ali da pri tom veoma vodimo računa o zaštiti životinja.

So I call the Humane Society and I say,

Pozvao sam društvo za zaštitu životinja

"Look, I'm going to be castrating some lambs. Can you tell me the deal?"

i rekao im :''Planiram da sutra kastriram neku jagnjad,

možete li mi reći kako se to radi?''

And they're like, "Yeah, it's pretty straightforward."

Odgovorili su mi: ''Procedura je prilično prosta.''

They use a band, basically, a rubber band, like this, only a little smaller.

Koristi se gumica, kao ova, samo manja.

This one was actually around the playing cards

Ova je doduše bila oko špila karata koje sam dobio juče,

I got yesterday --

(Laughter)

ali podseća na gumicu sa kojom ću raditi.

But it had a certain familiarity to it.

And I said, "Well, what exactly is the process?"

Pitao sam: ''OK, kako tačno izgleda procedura?''

And they said, "The band is applied to the tail, tightly.

Odgovorili su mi: ''Gumica se čvrsto obmota oko repa.

And then another band is applied to the scrotum, tightly.

Zatim se druga gumica obmota čvrsto oko mošnica.

Blood flow is slowly retarded;

To lagano usporava protok krvi.

a week later the parts in question fall off.

Nedelju dana kasnije obmotani delovi sami otpadnu.''

"Great -- got it."

Odlično! Ukapirao sam.

OK, I call the SPCA to confirm this.

Onda nazovem organizaciju za sprečavanje okrutnosti nad životinjama i oni mi potvrde proceduru.

They confirm it.

I also call PETA just for fun,

Iz zabave nazovem i udruženje za etičko tretiranje životinja, ne sviđa im se procedura

and they don't like it, but they confirm it.

OK, that's basically how you do it.

ali je i oni potvrde, jer se ustvari to radi na taj način.

So the next day I go out.

Sledećeg dana izlazim i krećem.

And I'm given a horse and we go get the lambs

Daju mi konja i odlazimo do jagnjadi.

and we take them to a pen that we built,

Odvodimo jagnjad do tora koji smo napravili

and we go about the business of animal husbandry.

i počinjemo sa stočarskim poslovima.

Melanie is the wife of Albert.

Melani je Albertova žena.

Albert is the shepherd in question.

Albert je pastir o kome govorimo.

Melanie picks up the lamb, one hand on both legs on the right,

Melani obema rukama podiže jagnje,

tako da jednom rukom hvata dve leve, a drugom dve desne noge.

likewise on the left.

Lamb goes on the post, she opens it up.

Jagnje je postavljeno, ona mu širi noge.

Odlično, to je to.

Alright. Great.

Albert goes in, I follow Albert, the crew is around.

Dolazi Albert, ja ga pratim, ekipa je tu okolo.

I always watch the process done the first time before I try it.

Uvek prvo ispratim kompletnu proceduru, pre nego što sam probam.

Being an apprentice, you know, you do that.

Kad ste pripravnik, tako morate da radite.

Albert reaches in his pocket to pull out, you know, this black rubber band,

Albert, da bi izvadio gumicu poseže rukom ka džepu

but what comes out instead is a knife.

ali umesto gumice vadi nož.

And I'm like, "Hmm, that's not rubber at all," you know?

Mislim... ali to nije gumica, to je nož.

(Laughter)

U momentu dok otvara nož, oštrica reflektuje zrak sunca

And he kind of flicked it open in a way that caught the sun

that was just coming over the Rockies, it was very --

koje je u tom momentu počelo da izlazi iznad planine,

(Laughter)

It was ... it was impressive.

bilo je jako upečatljivo.

In the space of about two seconds,

U roku od dve sekunde, Albert je držao nož

Albert had the knife between the cartilage of the tail,

između repne hrskavice, pored zadnjice jagnjeta

right next to the butt of the lamb,

and very quickly, the tail was gone and in the bucket that I was holding.

i u momentu je rep završio u posudi koji sam držao.

Sekund kasnije, svojim velikim palcem i nažuljanim kažiprstom,

A second later, with a big thumb and a well-calloused forefinger,

he had the scrotum firmly in his grasp.

čvrsto je uhvatio mošnice,

And he pulled it toward him, like so,

Povukao ih je ka sebi, ovako,

and he took the knife and he put it on the tip.

uzeo je nož

"Now, you think you know what's coming, Michael,

i ako mislite da znate šte sledi, grešite.

You don't, OK?"

(Laughter)

He snips it, throws the tip over his shoulder,

Zareže vrh, baci ga preko ramena,

and then grabs the scrotum and pushes it upward,

hvata mošnice i gura in na gore,

and then his head dips down, obscuring my view.

i tada mu se glava spusti tako da zakloni moj pogled,

But what I hear is a slurping sound,

u tom momentu čujem nešto kao srkanje

i zvuk koji podseća na odlepljivanje čičak trake.

and a noise that sounds like Velcro being yanked off a sticky wall,

and I am not even kidding.

Ne šalim se!

Da li možemo da pogledamo video?

Can we roll the video?

Nećemo, šalio sam se.

No, I'm kidding, we don't --

(Laughter)

(smeh)

I thought it best to talk in pictures.

Mislim da je bolje kada objašnjavam u slikama.

I onda uradim nešto što nikada ne radim na snimanjima emisije, nikada.

I do something now I've never, ever done on a "Dirty Jobs" shoot, ever.

I say, "Time out. Stop."

Kažem: "Stop, stanite!"

You guys know the show, we use take one; we don't do take two.

Vi koji ste gledali emisiju znate da uvek snimamo iz prvog puta.

There's no writing, there's no scripting, there's no nonsense.

Nema priprema, nema scenarija.

We don't fool around, we don't rehearse --

Ne gubimo vreme i ne uvežbavamo,

we shoot what we get!

snimimo onako kako se dešava.

I said, "Stop. This is nuts."

Rekao sam: "Stanite, ovo je ludost!"

I mean --

Mislim... razumete?

(Laughter)

"This is crazy.

(smeh)

Ovo je ludost!

We can't do this."

Ne možemo ovo uraditi.

And Albert's like, "What?"

Albert začuđen pita: "Šta?"

And I'm like, "I don't know what just happened,

Kažem: "Ne znam šta si upravo uradio,

but there are testicles in this bucket,

ali u ovoj posudi su testisi i mi nećemo to tako da radimo.''

and that's not how we do it."

He said "Well, that's how we do it."

Odgovorio je: ''Mi to tako radimo.''

I said, "Why would you do it this way?"

Pitao sam ga: ''Zbog čega radite tako?"

And before I even let him explain,

I nedopuštajući mu da objasni

I said, "I want to do it the right way, with the rubber bands."

rekao sam: ''Želim to da uradim ispravno koristeći gumice.''

And he says, "Like the Humane Society?"

Pitao je: ''Kao društvo za zaštitu životinja?''

I said, "Yes, like the Humane Society.

kažem: ''Da, kao oni.

Let's do something that doesn't make the lamb squeal and bleed.

Hajde da uradimo tako da jagnje ne vreči i ne krvari.

Emisija se prikazuje na pet kontinenata, čoveče.

We're on in five continents, dude!

We're on twice a day on the Discovery -- we can't do this."

Dva puta dnevno se prikazujemo na "Diskaveriju", prosto ne možemo to da uradimo.''

I on kaže: ''OK''

He says, "OK."

He goes to his box and pulls out a bag of these little rubber bands.

Ode do svoje kutije i izvadi kesicu sa gumicama.

Melani podiže drugo jagnje, postavlja ga,

Melanie picks up another lamb, puts it on the post,

band goes on the tail, band goes on the scrotum.

jedna gumica ide na rep, druga na mošnice.

Lamb goes on the ground, lamb takes two steps, falls down,

Jagnje staje na noge, napravi dva koraka i padne,

podigne se, malo se protrese,

gets up, shakes a little,

takes another couple steps, falls down.

napravi još par koraka i padne.

Mislim... ovo uopšte nije dobar znak za ovo jagnje.

I'm like, this is not a good sign for this lamb, at all.

Podigne se, ode do ćoška i nastavi da drhti

Gets up, walks to the corner.

It's quivering, and it lies down and it's in obvious distress.

i onako utučeno legne na zemlju.

And I'm looking at the lamb and I say, "Albert, how long?

Gledam u to jagnje i pitam: ''Alberte, koliko dugo će mu biti ovako?

When does he get up?"

Kada će ustati?''

He's like, "A day?"

Za jedan dan - kaže on.

I said, "A day! How long does it take them to fall off?"

Kažem: ''Za dan? A koliko će trebati da otpadnu?''

"A week."

'Nedelju dana.''

Meanwhile, the lamb that he had just done his little procedure on

U međuvremenu, jagnje koje je kastrirao na svoj način

is, you know, he's just prancing around, bleeding stopped.

poskakuje naokolo, krvarenje je prestalo,

gricka travu, svo je onako veselo.

He's, you know, nibbling on some grass, frolicking.

And I was just so blown away at how completely wrong I was,

Zapanjio sam se

koliko sam samo pogrešio.

in that second.

Shvatio sam da uopšte nisam u pravu, za veliki broj stvari.

And I was reminded how utterly wrong I am, so much of the time.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And I was especially reminded

Pogotovo sam shvatio da tog dana nisam imao sreće

of what a ridiculously short straw I had that day,

because now I had to do what Albert had just done,

jer ću morati da uradim ono što je Albert upravo uradio,

and there are like 100 of these lambs in the pen.

a u toru ima sigurno stotinak jagnjadi.

Cela situacija podsetila me je na švedski pornić,

And suddenly, this whole thing's starting to feel like a German porno,

and I'm like --

u kome ja glumim... (smeh)

(Laughter)

Melanie picks up the lamb, puts it on the post, opens it up.

Melani podiže jagnje,

postavlja ga, širi mu noge,

Albert hands me the knife.

Albert mi dodaje nož,

I go in, tail comes off.

krenuo sam, rep otpada.

I go in, I grab the scrotum, tip comes off.

Nastavljam, hvatam mošnice, vrh otpada.

Albert instructs, "Push it way up there."

Albert mi objašnjava: ''Gurni to jako na gore.''

I do.

Tako i uradim

"Push it further."

'Još gurni'.

I do.

Još gurnem.

The testicles emerge. They look like thumbs, coming right at you.

Pojavljuju se testisi, izgledaju kao dva palca okrenuta ka vama.

And he says, "Bite 'em.

A onda mi kaže: ''Odgrizi ih.

Just bite 'em off."

Samo ih odgrizi.''

(Laughter)

Čuo sam ga, čuo sam svaku reč koju je rekao.

And I heard him, I heard all the words --

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Kako sam se uvalio u ovakvu situaciju?

Like, how did I get here?

How did -- I mean --

Mislim... kako,

how did I get here?

kako sam se došao dovde?

It's just -- it's one of those moments where the brain goes off on its own,

(smeh)

To je jedan od onih trenutaka, kada vam se mozak sam isključi;

and suddenly, I'm standing there in the Rockies,

odjednom, nalazim se na području Stenovitih planina,

and all I can think of is the Aristotelian definition of a tragedy.

i jedino o čemu mogu da razmišljam je Aristotelova definicija tragedije.

You know, Aristotle says a tragedy is that moment

Po Aristotelu, treagedija je

momenat kada se junak suočava sa svojim pravim identitetom.

when the hero comes face to face with his true identity.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And I'm like, "What is this jacked-up metaphor?

Mislim... ''Kakva je ovo uvrnuta metafora?

I don't like what I'm thinking right now."

Ne sviđa mi se o čemu trenutno razmišljam''.

Ne mogu tu misao izbaciti iz glave,

And I can't get this thought out of my head,

niti mogu ovu sliku izbaciti iz glave,

and I can't get that vision out of my sight,

so I did what I had to do.

pa sam uradio ono što sam morao.

I went in and I took them.

Zgrabio sam ih.

I took them like this,

Zgrabio sam ih ovako

and I yanked my head back.

i trgnuo sam glavu nazad.

And I'm standing there with two testicles on my chin.

I stojim tako

sa dva testisa na bradi...

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And now I can't get -- I can't shake the metaphor.

...i ne mogu onu metaforu da izbacim iz glave.

I'm still in "Poetics," in Aristotle, and I'm thinking --

OK, još sam u poetici kod Aristotela

i odjednom dva pojma padaju mi na pamet,

out of nowhere, two terms come crashing into my head, that I hadn't heard

pojmovi koje nisam čuo još od fakulteta.

since my classics professor in college drilled them there.

And they are "anagnorisis" and "peripeteia."

To su anagnorisis i peripetija.

Anagnorisis and peripeteia.

Anagnorisis i peripetija.

Anagnorisis je grčka reč za otkriće.

Anagnorisis is the Greek word for discovery.

Literally, the transition from ignorance to knowledge is anagnorisis.

Bukvalno, anagnorisis je prelaz iz neznanja u znanje,

It's what our network does; it's what "Dirty Jobs" is.

to je ono što "Diskaveri" radi.

To je ono što radi emisija "Prljavi poslovi".

And I'm up to my neck in anagnorises every single day.

I ja sam do grla u anagnorisisu svaki dan.

Great.

Odlično.

Drugi pojam, peripetija,

The other word, peripeteia,

that's the moment in the great tragedies --

je onaj momenat u velikim tragedijama,

Euripides and Sophocles.

znate kod Euripida i Sofokla,

That's the moment where Oedipus has his moment, where he suddenly realizes

momenat kada Edip shvati

da je ženska sa kojom spava

that hot chick he's been sleeping with and having babies with

i sa kojom ima decu ustvari njegova majka.

is his mother.

That's peripety, or peripeteia.

To je peripetija,

prelazak iz velike sreće u veliku tugu.

And this metaphor in my head --

I ta metafora mi je u glavi,

I've got anagnorisis and peripeteia on my chin --

a anagnorisis i peripetija mi vise na bradi.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Moram vam priznati da je to ustvari odlična stvar.

I've got to tell you, it's such a great device, though.

When you start to look for peripeteia,

Kada krenete da tražite peripetiju

naći ćete je svuda.

you find it everywhere.

I mean, Bruce Willis in "The Sixth Sense," right?

Brus Vilis u filmu "Šesto čulo",

Spends the whole movie trying to help the little kid who sees dead people,

ceo film pokušava da pomogne dečaku koji vidi mrtve ljude,

and then -- boom! -- "Oh, I'm dead."

i odjednom shvata "Ups, ja sam mrtav". To je peripetija.

Peripeteia. You know?

Razumete?

It's crushing when the audience sees it the right way.

Poražavajuće je kada publika to vidi na pravi način.

Neo in "The Matrix," you know?

Neo u filmu "Matriks",

"Oh, I'm living in a computer program.

"Ooo, ja ustvari živim u kompjuterskom programu - to je otkačeno."

That's weird."

These discoveries that lead to sudden realizations.

Ova saznanja koja vode iznenadnom razumevanju,

doživljavao sam u preko 200 prljavih poslova i stalno ih doživljavam,

And I've been having them, over 200 dirty jobs,

I have them all the time, but that one --

ali ovo, ovo me je nateralo da shvatim nešto za šta nisam bio spreman.

that one drilled something home in a way that I just wasn't prepared for.

I dok sam tako stajao,

And, as I stood there,

looking at the happy lamb that I had just defiled --

gledajući veselo jagnje koje sam oskrnavio,

but it looked OK;

ali koje je izgledalo OK...

looking at that poor other little thing that I'd done it the right way on,

Gledajući drugo jadno jagnje koje sam odradio na ispravan način,

prosto sam se zapitao:

and I just was struck by --

if I'm wrong about that,

Ako sam pogrešio u ovom slučaju

and if I'm wrong so often, in a literal way,

i ako grešim toliko često, ali bukvalno,

what other peripatetic misconceptions might I be able to comment upon?

na koje bih još aristotelovske zablude mogao dati komentar?

Because, look -- I'm not a social anthropologist,

Ja nisam socijalni antropolog,

ali moj prijatelj jeste.

but I have a friend who is.

And I talk to him.

Razgovarao sam sa njim.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

And he says, "Hey Mike, look.

On kaže: "Vidi Majk,

I don't know if your brain is interested in this sort of thing or not,

ne znam da li si zainteresovan za ovakve stvari,

but do you realize you've shot in every state?

ali, da li shvataš da si snimao emisije u svakom delu Amerike.

You've worked in mining, you've worked in fishing,

Radio si u rudniku, radio si sa ribarima

you've worked in steel, you've worked in every major industry.

radio si u industriji čelika, radio si u svakoj bitnoj industrijskoj grani.

You've had your back shoulder to shoulder with these guys

Bio si rame uz rame sa svim tim ljudima

that our politicians are desperate to relate to every four years, right?"

sa kojima političari očajnički žele da se dovedu u vezu svake četvrte godine."

I can still see Hillary doing the shots of rye,

Još uvek se sećam Hilari koja sa radnicima u železari

dribbling down her chin, with the steel workers.

pije viski koji joj se cedi niz bradu.

To su ljudi sa kojima ja radim svakog dana.

I mean, these are the people that I work with every single day.

"And if you have something to say about their thoughts, collectively,

"I ako imaš da kažeš nešto o njihovim razmišljanjima generalno

it might be time to think about it.

možda je vreme da razmisliš o tome.

Because, dude, you know, four years."

Razmisli, čoveče, četiri godine."

So, that's in my head, testicles are on my chin,

To mi je u glavi, testisi na bradi,

thoughts are bouncing around.

misli mi skaču u glavi.

And, after that shoot, "Dirty Jobs" really didn't change,

Nakon tog snimanja, moja emisija se nije promenila,

in terms of what the show is, but it changed for me, personally.

nije se promenilo ono što emisija predstavlja,

ali se promenila za mene lično.

And now, when I talk about the show,

I sada, dok govorim o emisiji,

I no longer just tell the story you heard and 190 like it.

ne pričam vam samo priču koju ste čuli, priče o 190 sličnih poslova.

Ustvari pričam, ali pričam i o drugim stvarima, stvarima u vezi s kojima sam pogrešio,

I do, but I also start to talk about some of the other things

I got wrong;

o nekim drugim pogledima na te poslove,

some of the other notions of work

pogledima za koje sam mislio da su nepromenljivi,

that I've just been assuming are sacrosanct,

a ustvari jesu promenljivi.

and they're not.

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think.

Ljudi koji rade prljave poslove su srećniji nego što mislite.

As a group, they're the happiest people I know.

Generalno, to su najsrećniji ljudi koje znam.

Ne želim da vam pevam proleterske pesme

And I don't want to start whistling "Look for the Union Label,"

i pričam proleterske priče o srećnim radnicima.

and all that happy-worker crap.

I'm just telling you that these are balanced people

Samo vam kažem da su to stabilni ljudi koji rade nezamislive poslove.

who do unthinkable work.

Ljudi koji skupljaju pregažene životinje sa puta, kunem vam se, pevuše dok rade.

Roadkill picker-uppers whistle while they work, I swear to God --

I ja sam dok sam radio sa njima.

I did it with them.

They've got this amazing sort of symmetry to their life.

Njihovi životi imaju neverovatnu simetriju

And I see it over and over and over again.

koju stalno primećujem iznova i iznova i iznova.

So I started to wonder what would happen

Počeo sam da razmišljam šta bi se desilo

if we challenged some of these sacred cows?

ako bismo posumnjali u neke od stvari koje shvatamo zdravo za gotovo.

Follow your passion --

Pratite svoju strast,

we've been talking about it here for the last 36 hours.

već 36 sati ovde govorimo o tome.

Pratite svoju strast, šta je tu pogrešno?

Follow your passion -- what could possibly be wrong with that?

Verovatno je to najgori savet koji sam ikad dobio.

It's probably the worst advice I ever got.

(smeh)

(Laughter)

Pratite svoje snove i bankrotirajte.

Follow your dreams and go broke, right?

I mean, that's all I heard growing up.

To je ono što su mi pričali dok sam odrastao.

I didn't know what to do with my life,

Nisam znao šta da radim u životu,

but I was told if you follow your passion, it's going to work out.

ali su mi rekli ako pratim svoju strast, stvari će doći na svoje mesto.

I can give you 30 examples right now.

Mogu ovog momenta da vam dam 30 primera.

Bob Combs, the pig farmer in Las Vegas

Bob Kombs, sa farme svinja u Las Vegasu

who collects the uneaten scraps of food from the casinos

čovek koji skuplja nepojedene ostatke hrane iz kazina

and feeds them to his swine.

i njima hrani svoje svinje.

Why?

Razlog? Zbog toga što ima mnogo proteina

Because there's so much protein in the stuff we don't eat,

u stvarima koje ne pojedemo, njegove svinje rastu duplo brže,

his pigs grow at twice the normal speed, and he's one rich pig farmer.

on je jedan bogati farmer,

dobar je za prirodu i okolinu,

He's good for the environment,

he spends his days doing this incredible service,

provodi dane radeći ovaj neverovatan posao,

smrdi kao tvor, ali svaka mu čast.

and he smells like hell, but God bless him.

Odlično zarađuje.

He's making a great living.

You ask him, "Did you follow your passion here?"

Ako ga pitate, "Da li si pratio svoju strast ovde?",

and he'd laugh at you.

on će vam se nasmejati u lice.

The guy's worth -- he just got offered like 60 million dollars for his farm

Koliko je težak? Upravo je dobio ponudu od 60 miliona dolara da proda svoju farmu.

and turned it down, outside of Vegas.

Odbio je ponudu.

He didn't follow his passion.

Čovek nije prato svoju strast.

He stepped back and he watched where everybody was going,

Zastao je i video u kom smeru svi ostali idu,

a onda je krenuo u suprotnom smeru.

and he went the other way.

Stalno slušam tu priču.

And I hear that story over and over.

Matt Freund, a dairy farmer in New Canaan, Connecticut,

Met Froind, mlekar iz Novog Kanana u Konektikatu,

who woke up one day and realized

se probudio jednog dana i shvatio da bi izmet njegovih krava

the crap from his cows was worth more than their milk,

vredeo više od mleka koje daju

if he could use it to make these biodegradable flowerpots.

ako bi od tog izmeta pravio biorazgradive saksije.

Sada te saksije prodaje "Volmartu".

Now he's selling them to Walmart, right?

Da li je pratio svoju strast? Dajte, molim vas.

Follow his passion? The guy's -- come on.

So I started to look at passion,

Počeo sam da razmišljam o strasti,

I started to look at efficiency vs. effectiveness.

o efikasnosti naspram efektivnosti.

As Tim talked about earlier, that's a huge distinction.

Tim je već pričao o tome, tu postoji velika razlika.

Počeo sam da razmišljam o timskom radu i posvećenosti,

I started to look at teamwork and determination.

And basically, all those platitudes they call "successories"

o svim trivijalnostima koje nazivaju receptima za uspešnost,

that hang with that schmaltzy art in boardrooms around the world right now,

koje kače po zidovima konferencijskih sala širom sveta.

that stuff -- it's suddenly all been turned on its head.

Upravo se to

odjednom okrenulo naopako.

Safety. Safety first is ...

Bezbednost, bezbednost na prvom mestu?

Vratimo se na društva za zaštitu i bezbednost.

Going back to OSHA and PETA and the Humane Society:

Šta ako ta društva greše?

What if OSHA got it wrong?

I mean -- this is heresy, what I'm about to say --

Verovatno je jeres ono što ću reći,

but what if it's really safety third?

ali šta ako je bezbednost ustvari na trećem mestu?

Right?

Razumete?

(Laughter)

(smeh)

No, I mean, really.

Stvarno, ozbiljan sam.

What I mean to say is:

Želim da kažem da dok radim te lude poslove vodim računa

I value my safety on these crazy jobs

as much as the people that I'm working with,

o svojoj bezbednosti onoliko koliko i ljudi sa kojima radim.

Ali ljudima koji zaista obavljaju te poslove,

but the ones who really get it done --

they're not out there talking about safety first.

bezbednost nije na prvom mestu.

Za njih su neke druge stvari bitnije,

They know that other things come first --

the business of doing the work comes first,

da posao bude urađen,

the business of getting it done.

da bude urađen kako treba.

And I'll never forget, up in the Bering Sea,

Nikada neću zaboraviti kada sam bio na brodu za lov na krabe u Beringovom moru

I was on a crab boat with the "Deadliest Catch" guys --

sa momcima iz emisije "Opasan lov" sa kojima sam takođe radio u prvoj sezoni.

which I also work on in the first season.

We were about 100 miles off the coast of Russia:

Bili smo na oko 150 km od ruske obale.

50-foot seas, big waves, green water coming over the wheelhouse, right?

Uzburkano more, veliki talasi, ledena voda na sve strane,

najopasnije okruženje koje sam ikada video,

Most hazardous environment I'd ever seen,

and I was back with a guy, lashing the pots down.

a ja sam sa čovekom vezivao mamce.

Nalazim se na 13 metara iznad palube,

So I'm 40 feet off the deck,

which is like looking down at the top of your shoe, you know,

to je kao kada gledate vrh svoje cipele,

sve se dešava u sred okeana, brod se ljulja...

and it's doing this in the ocean.

Unspeakably dangerous.

...neverovatno opasno.

I scamper down, I go into the wheelhouse

Brzo se spuštam dole, ulazim u komandnu sobu

and I say, with some level of incredulity,

i sa nevericom kažem:

"Kapetane OSHA." (Zavod za zdravlje i bezbednost na radu).

"Captain -- OSHA?"

A on kaže: "OSHA? Ocean. (okean)"

And he says, "OSHA? Ocean."

And he points out there.

I pokaže na okean.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

Ono što je on rekao sledeće, ne može se reći na drugom mestu.

But in that moment, what he said next can't be repeated in the Lower 48.

It can't be repeated on any factory floor or any construction site.

Ne može se reći ni u jednoj fabrici, ni na jednom gradilištu.

Pogledao me je i rekao: "Sine..."

But he looked at me and said, "Son," --

Inače je mojih godina, ali mi se sviđa način na koji je to rekao.

he's my age, by the way, he calls me "son," I love that --

he says, "Son, I'm the captain of a crab boat.

"Sine, ja sam kapetan broda koji lovi krabe.

My responsibility is not to get you home alive.

Nije moja odgovornost da vas kući vratim žive.

My responsibility is to get you home rich."

Moja je odgovornost da vas vratim bogate.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

You want to get home alive, that's on you."

Da li ćeš se kući vratiti živ zavisi od tebe."

And for the rest of that day -- safety first.

Tako da mi je do kraja dana bezbednost bila na prvom mestu.

I mean, I was like --

Vodio sam računa.

So, the idea that we create this sense of complacency

Tako da, ideja kojom se vodimo je potpuno pogrešna.

Stvaramo osećaj sopstvenog mira

when all we do is talk about somebody else's responsibility

očekujući odgovornost od drugih za taj mir

as though it's our own, and vice versa.

ili obrnuto, oni isto očekuju od nas.

Anyhow, a whole lot of things.

Sve u svemu, desilo se puno toga.

I could talk at length about the many little distinctions we made

Mogao bih naširoko da pričam o puno malih razlika koje smo istakli

and the endless list of ways that I got it wrong.

i da nabrajam bezbroj stvari za koje nisam bio u pravu.

Ali sve se svodi na ovo:

But what it all comes down to is this:

smislio sam teoriju i sada ću vam je reći

I've formed a theory,

and I'm going to share it now in my remaining 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

u ovih 2 minuta i 30 sekundi kojih mi je preostalo.

It goes like this:

Teorija glasi ovako:

Objavili smo rat radu,

we've declared war on work, as a society -- all of us.

kao društvo, svi mi.

To je građanski rat.

It's a civil war.

It's a cold war, really.

To je hladni rat.

We didn't set out to do it

Nismo to uradili namerno.

and we didn't twist our mustache in some Machiavellian way,

Nismo sukali brke kao Makijavelisti,

but we've done it.

ali se to desilo.

And we've waged this war on at least four fronts,

Ratujemo na najmanje četiri fronta,

certainly in Hollywood.

naročito u Holivudu.

The way we portray working people on TV --

Način na koji prikazujemo radnike na TV-u

it's laughable.

je podrugljiv.

If there's a plumber, he's 300 pounds

Ako je vodoinstalater, on ima 150 kila i vidi mu se pola zadnjice.

and he's got a giant butt crack, admit it.

You see him all the time.

Priznajte, uvek je tako.

That's what plumbers look like, right?

Tako vodoinstalateri izgledaju, zar ne?

We turn them into heroes, or we turn them into punch lines.

Ili ih slavimo kao heroje ili ih ismevamo.

To je ono što televizija radi.

That's what TV does.

We try hard on "Dirty Jobs" not to do that,

Mi se u "Prljavim poslovima" jako trudimo da to ne bude tako,

which is why I do the work and I don't cheat.

zato ja to iskreno radim i ne zabušavam.

Vodimo rat i na Medison aveniji.

But, we've waged this war on Madison Avenue.

So many of the commercials that come out there in the way of a message --

Tamo ima toliko reklama,

what's really being said?

koje ustvari kažu sledeće:

"Your life would be better if you could work a little less,

Vaš bi život bio bolji kada biste radili malo manje,

didn't have to work so hard, got home a little earlier,

kada ne biste radili toliko naporno, kada biste se vratili kući malo ranije,

kada biste otišli u penziju malo ranije.

could retire a little faster, punch out a little sooner."

Te poruke su tamo i stalno se ponavljaju, ponovo i ponovo.

It's all in there, over and over, again and again.

Vašington? Neću ni da pričam o aktuelnim politikama i programima

Washington?

I can't even begin to talk about the deals and policies in place

koji na kraju krajeva utiču na ponudu poslova.

that affect the bottom-line reality of the available jobs,

because I don't really know; I just know that that's a front in this war.

Ne razumem se mnogo u to,

ali jednostavno znam da je to jedan od frontova u ovom ratu.

And right here, guys -- Silicon Valley.

A i ovde u Silikonskoj dolini,

I mean -- how many people have an iPhone on them right now?

koliko vas ima iPhone kod sebe?

How many people have their BlackBerry?

Koliko vas ima Blackbery-je?

We're plugged in; we're connected.

Svi smo povezani, svi smo konektovani.

I would never suggest for a second

Ni u jednom momentu neću reći

that something bad has come out of the tech revolution.

da je tehnološka revolucija donela nešto loše.

Good grief, not to this crowd.

Za ime boga, sigurno to neću reći vama.

(Laughter)

(smeh)

But I would suggest

Ali ću reći da je inovacija bez imitacije

that innovation without imitation is a complete waste of time.

kompletno gubljenje vremena.

I niko ne veliča imitaciju

And nobody celebrates imitation

the way "Dirty Jobs" guys know it has to be done.

na način na koji ljudi iz "Prljavih poslova" to rade.

Your iPhone without those people making the same interface,

Šta bi bio vaš iPhone bez ljudi koji prave maske,

the same circuitry, the same board, over and over --

elektroniku, štampana kola iznova i iznova?

all of that -- that's what makes it equally as possible

Sve je to podjednako važno kao i genijalnost

as the genius that goes inside of it.

koja je potrebna da se takva stvar osmisli.

Danas imamo nova oruđa,

So, we've got this new toolbox. You know?

Our tools today don't look like shovels and picks.

oruđa koja nisu lopate i pijuci.

Ta oruđa su stvari koje nosimo sa sobom.

They look like the stuff we walk around with.

And so the collective effect of all of that

Tako da je celokupni uticaj toga

has been this marginalization of lots and lots of jobs.

marginalizacija toliko mnogo poslova.

I ja sam to shvatio, nadam se ne prekasno,

And I realized, probably too late in this game --

I hope not, because I don't know if I can do 200 more of these things --

jer ne znam da li ću moći da snimim još 200 ovakvih emisija,

ali uradićemo maksimalno koliko možemo.

but we're going to do as many as we can.

A najvažnija stvar koju trebate znati

And to me, the most important thing to know

and to really come face to face with,

i zaista se suočiti s njom,

is that fact that I got it wrong about a lot of things,

je ta da sam pogrešio u vezi sa mnogo stvari,

not just the testicles on my chin.

ne samo u vezi sa testisima na mojoj bradi,

I got a lot wrong.

grešio sam mnogo više.

So, we're thinking -- by "we," I mean me --

Naša, tj. moja ideja je

(Laughter)

dobra kampanja za promovisanje ovih poslova,

that the thing to do is to talk about a PR campaign for work --

manuelnih poslova, zanatskih veština.

manual labor, skilled labor.

Neko mora da priča

Somebody needs to be out there, talking about the forgotten benefits.

o zaboravljenim vrednostima.

I'm talking about grandfather stuff,

Mislim na priče koje smo slušali od dedova,

the stuff a lot us probably grew up with

priče sa kojima je većina nas odrasla

but we've kind of -- you know, kind of lost a little.

ali koje smo, razumete, nekako zaboravili

bar malo.

Barack wants to create two and a half million jobs.

Obama želi da stvori dva i po miliona poslova.

Infrastruktura je ogroman posao.

The infrastructure is a huge deal.

This war on work that I suppose exists, has casualties like any other war.

Ovaj rat objavljen radu, koji verujem da postoji, ima svoje žrtve

kao svaki rat.

The infrastructure is the first one,

Prva žrtva je infrastruktura,

declining trade school enrollments are the second one.

stavljanje zanatskih škola u drugi plan.

Svake godine - manje električara,

Every single year, fewer electricians, fewer carpenters, fewer plumbers,

manje stolara, manje vodoinstalatera,

manje varioca, manje postavljača cevi,

fewer welders, fewer pipe fitters, fewer steam fitters.

manje energetičara.

The infrastructure jobs that everybody is talking about creating

Infrastrukturni poslovi o kojima svi pričaju

are those guys -- the ones that have been in decline, over and over.

su ustvari ti ljudi,

oni kojih ima sve manje i manje.

Meanwhile, we've got two trillion dollars, at a minimum,

U međuvremenu, imamo dva biliona dolara, najmanje,

according to the American Society of Civil Engineers,

bar prema američkom udruženju građevinara,

that we need to expend to even make a dent in the infrastructure,

koje treba da potrošimo kako bismo napravili bar pomak

u infrastrukturi, koja sada ima ocenu 2 minus.

which is currently rated at a D minus.

Ako bih se kandidovao za nešto, a ja to ne radim,

So, if I were running for anything -- and I'm not --

I would simply say that the jobs we hope to make

rekao bih da poslovi koje se nadamo da stvorimo,

and the jobs we hope to create

poslovi koje želimo da stvorimo,

aren't going to stick unless they're jobs that people want.

neće biti stvoreni ukoliko to nisu poslovi koje ljudi žele da rade.

Znam da je poenta ove konferencije

And I know the point of this conference

is to celebrate things that are near and dear to us,

veličanje stvari koje su nama bliske i drage,

but I also know that clean and dirty aren't opposites.

ali takođe znam da čisto i prljavo nisu suprotnosti.

They're two sides of the same coin, just like innovation and imitation,

To su dve strane iste medalje,

kao inovacija i imitacija,

like risk and responsibility, like peripeteia and anagnorisis,

kao rizik i odgovornost,

kao peripetija i anagnorisis,

kao ono jadno malo jagnje, za koje se nadam da više ne pati

like that poor little lamb, who I hope isn't quivering anymore,

i kao moje vreme koje je isteklo.

and like my time that's gone.

It's been great talking to you.

Bilo je divno govoriti ovde,

And get back to work, will you?

a sad se vratite na posao, hoćete li?

(Applause)

(aplauz)