Learning from dirty jobs | Mike Rowe

Translator: Kristina Mois Reviewer: Mailis Laos

Meid kutsuti "Mustade Tööde" võttetrupiga

The "Dirty Jobs" crew and I were called

to a little town in Colorado, called Craig.

väiksesse Colorado linna nimega Craig.

It's only a couple dozen square miles.

See on mõnikümmend ruutkilomeetrit suur, asub Kaljumägedes.

It's in the Rockies.

Ja kõnealune töö oli lambakasvatus.

And the job in question was sheep rancher.

My role on the show, for those of you who haven't seen it -- it's pretty simple.

Minu ülesanne selles saates, kes seda näinud pole - see on üsna lihtne.

I'm an apprentice,

Ma olen õpipoiss ja töötan koos inimestega, kes antud tööd päriselt teevad.

and I work with the people who do the jobs in question.

And my responsibilities are to simply try and keep up,

Minu ülesanne on lihtsalt proovida kõike kaasa teha

and give an honest account of what it's like to be these people

ja anda aus ülevaade, mis tunne on olla nende inimeste nahas

for one day in their life.

ühel päeval nende elus.

The job in question: herding sheep.

Kõnealune töökoht - lammaste karjatamine. Tore.

Great.

We go to Craig and we check into a hotel,

Me lähme Craigi ja registreerime ennast hotelli sisse

and I realize the next day

ja järgmisel päeval ma saan teada, et kastreerimine

that castration is going to be an absolute part of this work.

on kindlasti osa sellest tööst.

Tavaliselt ei tee ma mingit eeluuringut.

Normally, I never do any research at all.

But this is a touchy subject, and I work for the Discovery Channel,

Aga, see on tundlik teema, ma töötan Discovery Channelis,

and we want to portray accurately whatever it is we do.

ja me tahame kõike, mida me teeme, täpselt portreteerida,

And we certainly want to do it with a lot of respect for the animals.

ja kindlasti olla samas loomade suhtes lugupidavad.

So I call the Humane Society and I say,

Nii ma helistasin Humaansuse Ühingusse

"Look, I'm going to be castrating some lambs. Can you tell me the deal?"

ja ütlesin: "Vaadake, ma pean lambaid kastreerima,

kuidas see käib?"

And they're like, "Yeah, it's pretty straightforward."

Ja nad ütlevad: "Jah see on üsna lihtne."

They use a band, basically, a rubber band, like this, only a little smaller.

Nad kasutavat sisuliselt sellist kummipaela, ainult väiksemat.

This one was actually around the playing cards

See siin oli tegelikult ümber kaardipaki, mille ma eile sain,

I got yesterday --

(Laughter)

aga see oli üsna sarnane.

But it had a certain familiarity to it.

And I said, "Well, what exactly is the process?"

Ja ma ütlesin: "No kuidas see täpselt käib?"

And they said, "The band is applied to the tail, tightly.

Ja nad ütlesid: "Pael seotakse ümber saba, tihedalt.

And then another band is applied to the scrotum, tightly.

Ja teine pael seotakse ümber munandite, tihedalt.

Blood flow is slowly retarded;

Vere vool aeglustub,

a week later the parts in question fall off.

nädal hiljem kukuvad kõnealused osad ära."

"Great -- got it."

"Tore! Sain aru!"

OK, I call the SPCA to confirm this.

Okei, ma helistan kinnituseks SPCA-sse - nad kinnitavad seda.

They confirm it.

I also call PETA just for fun,

Ma helistan PETA-sse, nalja pärast, neile see ei meeldi, aga nad kinnitavad.

and they don't like it, but they confirm it.

OK, that's basically how you do it.

Olgu, sisuliselt nii see käib.

So the next day I go out.

Nii et järgmisel päeval lähen ma kohale.

And I'm given a horse and we go get the lambs

Mulle antakse hobune ja me lähme lammastele järgi

and we take them to a pen that we built,

ja toome nad aedikusse, mille me ehitasime,

and we go about the business of animal husbandry.

ja tegeleme loomakasvatusega.

Melanie is the wife of Albert.

Melanie on Alberti naine.

Albert is the shepherd in question.

Albert on lambakasvataja, kellest juttu on.

Melanie picks up the lamb, one hand on both legs on the right,

Melanie tõstab talle üles - kahe käega -

üks käsi kahel jalal paremal, samamoodi vasakul.

likewise on the left.

Lamb goes on the post, she opens it up.

Tall pannakse posti otsa, ta tõmbab jalad laiali.

Hea küll. Tore.

Alright. Great.

Albert goes in, I follow Albert, the crew is around.

Albert läheb sisse, mina järele, võttemeeskond ümberringi.

I always watch the process done the first time before I try it.

Ma alati vaatan enne pealt, kui esimest korda mingit tööd proovin.

Being an apprentice, you know, you do that.

Õpipoisid, nagu teate, teevad nii.

Albert reaches in his pocket to pull out, you know, this black rubber band,

Albert paneb käe taskusse, et võtta välja, teate, see must kummipael,

but what comes out instead is a knife.

aga selle asemel ilmub välja nuga.

And I'm like, "Hmm, that's not rubber at all," you know?

Ja mina ütlen, et see ei ole ju kumm.

(Laughter)

Ja ta tegi noa randmeliigutusega lahti ja see peegeldas päikest,

And he kind of flicked it open in a way that caught the sun

that was just coming over the Rockies, it was very --

mis just üle mägede paistis, see oli väga -

(Laughter)

It was ... it was impressive.

see oli muljetavaldav.

In the space of about two seconds,

Umbes kahe sekundiga oli nuga Albertil

Albert had the knife between the cartilage of the tail,

saba kõhre vahel, lamba tagumiku kõrval,

right next to the butt of the lamb,

and very quickly, the tail was gone and in the bucket that I was holding.

ja äkki oli saba ämbris, mida ma hoidsin.

Sekund hiljem hoidis ta pöidla ja parkunud nimetissõrme vahel

A second later, with a big thumb and a well-calloused forefinger,

he had the scrotum firmly in his grasp.

mundandikotti kõvasti kinni,

And he pulled it toward him, like so,

ja ta tõmbas seda enda poole, sedasi,

and he took the knife and he put it on the tip.

ja ta võttis noa ja pani selle otsa peale.

"Now, you think you know what's coming, Michael,

Kui sa, Michael, arvad, et sa tead, mis edasi saab, siis sa ei tea.

You don't, OK?"

(Laughter)

He snips it, throws the tip over his shoulder,

Ta lõikab otsa ära ja viskab selle üle õla,

and then grabs the scrotum and pushes it upward,

siis haarab munandikoti ja lükkab selle üles,

and then his head dips down, obscuring my view.

ja siis ta kummardub, varjates mu vaadet,

But what I hear is a slurping sound,

aga ma kuulen mingit lurisevat häält,

ja heli, mis kõlab nagu rebitaks mingit takja-tüüpi kinnitust lahti,

and a noise that sounds like Velcro being yanked off a sticky wall,

and I am not even kidding.

ja ma ei tee isegi nalja.

Kas saaks video käima panna?

Can we roll the video?

Ei ma teen nalja, me ei ...

No, I'm kidding, we don't --

(Laughter)

(Naer)

I thought it best to talk in pictures.

Ma arvasin, et parem on rääkida piltlikult.

Ma teen nüüd midagi sellist, mida ma "Mustade Tööde" võtetel kunagi teinud pole.

I do something now I've never, ever done on a "Dirty Jobs" shoot, ever.

I say, "Time out. Stop."

Ma ütlen: "Aeg maha. Stopp."

You guys know the show, we use take one; we don't do take two.

Te teate seda saadet, me kasutame esimest võtet, me ei teegi teist võtet.

There's no writing, there's no scripting, there's no nonsense.

Ei ole mingit käsikirja, ei mingit mõttetust.

We don't fool around, we don't rehearse --

Me ei lollita, me ei tee proovi.

we shoot what we get!

Me filmime seda, mis on!

I said, "Stop. This is nuts."

Ma ütlesin: "Stopp. See on hull."

I mean --

Ma mõtlen, teate -

(Laughter)

"This is crazy.

(Naer)

See on hullumeelsus.

We can't do this."

Nii ei saa.

And Albert's like, "What?"

Ja Albert ütles: "Mida?"

And I'm like, "I don't know what just happened,

Ja mina: "Ma ei saa aru, mis just toimus,

but there are testicles in this bucket,

aga selles ämbris on munandid, ja nii see ei käi."

and that's not how we do it."

He said "Well, that's how we do it."

Tema ütles: "Noh, meie teeme nii."

I said, "Why would you do it this way?"

Mina ütlesin: "Miks te seda nii teete?"

And before I even let him explain,

Ja enne kui ma tal midagi seletada lasksin,

I said, "I want to do it the right way, with the rubber bands."

ütlesin: "Ma tahan seda õigel viisil teha, kummipaeltega."

And he says, "Like the Humane Society?"

Ja tema ütleb: "Nagu Humaansuse Ühing?"

I said, "Yes, like the Humane Society.

Ja mina ütlesin: "Jah, nagu Humaansuse Ühing.

Let's do something that doesn't make the lamb squeal and bleed.

Teeme nii, et tall ei kiunuks ega jookseks verd -

kuule, meie saadet näidatakse viiel mandril.

We're on in five continents, dude!

We're on twice a day on the Discovery -- we can't do this."

Meid näidatakse Discovery Channelis kaks korda päevas - me ei saa seda teha."

Ta ütleb: "Hea küll."

He says, "OK."

He goes to his box and pulls out a bag of these little rubber bands.

Ta läheb oma kasti juurde ja tõmbab välja kotikese kummipaeltega.

Melanie tõstab järgmise talle üles, paneb ta posti otsa,

Melanie picks up another lamb, puts it on the post,

band goes on the tail, band goes on the scrotum.

pael pannakse ümber saba, pael ümber munandikoti.

Lamb goes on the ground, lamb takes two steps, falls down,

Tall pannakse maha, tall astub kaks sammu, kukub maha,

tõuseb üles, väriseb pisut,

gets up, shakes a little,

takes another couple steps, falls down.

astub veel kaks sammu, kukub maha.

Mina ütlen, see küll tallele head ei ennusta.

I'm like, this is not a good sign for this lamb, at all.

Tõuseb üles, läheb nurka, väriseb,

Gets up, walks to the corner.

It's quivering, and it lies down and it's in obvious distress.

ja heidab külili ja tal on ilmselgelt paha.

And I'm looking at the lamb and I say, "Albert, how long?

Ja ma vaatan seda talle ja küsin: "Albert, kui kaua?

When does he get up?"

Millal ta jalule tõuseb?"

He's like, "A day?"

Tema ütleb: "Üks päev."

I said, "A day! How long does it take them to fall off?"

Mina ütlesin, "Päev! Millal need ära kukuvad?"

"A week."

"Nädalaga."

Meanwhile, the lamb that he had just done his little procedure on

Samal ajal see tall, kelle kallal ta just oma protseduuri rakendas,

is, you know, he's just prancing around, bleeding stopped.

teate, ta lihtsalt kepsutab ringi, verejooks jäi seisma.

Tema, teate, näksib muru, kepsleb rõõmsalt.

He's, you know, nibbling on some grass, frolicking.

And I was just so blown away at how completely wrong I was,

Ja ma olin lihtsalt vapustatud,

kui väga ma tol hetkel eksisin.

in that second.

Ja mulle meenus, kui sügavalt ja tihti ma üleüldse eksin.

And I was reminded how utterly wrong I am, so much of the time.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

And I was especially reminded

Ja eriti tuli mulle meelde, kui väga mul tol päeval ei vedanud,

of what a ridiculously short straw I had that day,

because now I had to do what Albert had just done,

sest nüüd pidin ma tegema sama, mida Albert just tegi,

and there are like 100 of these lambs in the pen.

ja neid tallesid oli aedikus umbes 100,

ning äkki tundus see kõik nagu Saksa porno,

And suddenly, this whole thing's starting to feel like a German porno,

and I'm like --

ja ma ... (Naer)

(Laughter)

Melanie picks up the lamb, puts it on the post, opens it up.

Melanie tõstab talle üles,

paneb ta posti otsa, tõmbab jalad laiali.

Albert hands me the knife.

Albert ulatab mulle noa.

I go in, tail comes off.

Ma lõikan saba ära.

I go in, I grab the scrotum, tip comes off.

Ma haaran munandikotist kinni, lõikan otsa ära.

Albert instructs, "Push it way up there."

Albert juhendab: "Lükka see üles."

I do.

Ma lükkan.

"Push it further."

"Lükka veel."

I do.

Ma lükkan.

The testicles emerge. They look like thumbs, coming right at you.

Munandid tulevad välja, nad näevad välja nagu pöidlad, vaatavad sinu poole.

And he says, "Bite 'em.

Ja ta ütleb: "Hammusta.

Just bite 'em off."

Lihtsalt hammusta nad ära."

(Laughter)

Ja ma kuulsin teda, ma kuulsin kõiki sõnu.

And I heard him, I heard all the words --

(Laughter)

(Naer)

Nagu kuidas - kuidas ma siia sattusin?

Like, how did I get here?

How did -- I mean --

Kuidas ... teate ... ma mõtlen ...

how did I get here?

kuidas ma siia sattusin?

It's just -- it's one of those moments where the brain goes off on its own,

(Naer)

See on üks neid hetki, kui aju läheb oma radu,

and suddenly, I'm standing there in the Rockies,

ja äkki ma seisan seal, Kaljumägedes,

and all I can think of is the Aristotelian definition of a tragedy.

ja suudan mõelda ainult Aristotelese definitsioonist sõnale tragöödia.

You know, Aristotle says a tragedy is that moment

Aristoteles ütleb, et tragöödia

on hetk, kui kangelane seisab silmitsi oma identiteediga.

when the hero comes face to face with his true identity.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

And I'm like, "What is this jacked-up metaphor?

Ja ma mõtlen: "Mis metafoor see selline on?

I don't like what I'm thinking right now."

Mulle ei meeldi, millest ma praegu mõtlen."

Ja ma ei saa seda mõtet peast välja,

And I can't get this thought out of my head,

ja ma ei saa seda pilti silme eest ära.

and I can't get that vision out of my sight,

so I did what I had to do.

Nii ma siis tegin, mida pidin.

I went in and I took them.

Ma läksin ja haarasin nad.

I took them like this,

Haarasin nad nii

and I yanked my head back.

ja nõksatasin oma näo tagasi.

And I'm standing there with two testicles on my chin.

Ja ma seisan seal,

kaks munandit lõual.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

And now I can't get -- I can't shake the metaphor.

Ja nüüd ma ei saa - ei saa sellest metafoorist lahti.

I'm still in "Poetics," in Aristotle, and I'm thinking --

Olgu, ma olen ikka Aristotelese "Poeetika" juures

ja mõtlen - ei kuskilt tormavad mulle pähe kaks terminit,

out of nowhere, two terms come crashing into my head, that I hadn't heard

mida ma kuulsin viimati siis, kui mu klassikaprofessor need mulle pähe tuupis.

since my classics professor in college drilled them there.

And they are "anagnorisis" and "peripeteia."

Ja need on anagnorisis ja peripeteia.

Anagnorisis and peripeteia.

Anagnorisis ja peripeteia.

Anagnorisis on kreeka keeles avastus.

Anagnorisis is the Greek word for discovery.

Literally, the transition from ignorance to knowledge is anagnorisis.

Otsetõlkes, üleminek teadmatusest teadmisesse on anagnorisis.

It's what our network does; it's what "Dirty Jobs" is.

See on see, mida meie kanal teeb,

mida "Mustad Tööd" teeb.

And I'm up to my neck in anagnorises every single day.

Ja ma olen iga jumala päev kaelani anagnorisistes.

Great.

Tore.

Teine sõna, peripeteia,

The other word, peripeteia,

that's the moment in the great tragedies --

see on hetk suurtes tragöödiates, teate -

Euripides and Sophocles.

Euripides ja Sophokles -

That's the moment where Oedipus has his moment, where he suddenly realizes

hetk, kus Oidipusel on see hetk,

kui ta saab äkki aru, et kuum tšikk,

that hot chick he's been sleeping with and having babies with

kellega ta maganud ja lapsi teinud on, on ta ema. Okei.

is his mother.

That's peripety, or peripeteia.

See on peripeteia

ehk ootamatu pööre.

And this metaphor in my head --

Ja see metafoor mu peas -

I've got anagnorisis and peripeteia on my chin --

mul on anagnorisis ja peripeteia lõual.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

Ma ütleks, see on väga hea võte.

I've got to tell you, it's such a great device, though.

When you start to look for peripeteia,

Kui sa hakkad peripeteiat otsima,

leiad sa teda igalt poolt.

you find it everywhere.

I mean, Bruce Willis in "The Sixth Sense," right?

Bruce Willis filmis "Kuues meel", eks?

Spends the whole movie trying to help the little kid who sees dead people,

Üritab terve filmi aidata väikest last, kes näeb surnuid,

and then -- boom! -- "Oh, I'm dead."

ja siis, põmm - oh, ma olen surnud - peripeteia.

Peripeteia. You know?

Mõistate?

It's crushing when the audience sees it the right way.

See mõjub purustavalt, kui publik seda õigesti näeb.

Neo in "The Matrix," you know?

Neo "Matrix'is", eks?

"Oh, I'm living in a computer program.

"Oh, ma elan arvutiprogrammis" - kui imelik.

That's weird."

These discoveries that lead to sudden realizations.

Need on avastused, mis viivad äkilise mõistmiseni.

Ja neid olnud 200 musta töö jooksul kogu aeg,

And I've been having them, over 200 dirty jobs,

I have them all the time, but that one --

aga see - see puuris mulle ajusse midagi, milleks ma valmis polnud.

that one drilled something home in a way that I just wasn't prepared for.

Ning seal seistes,

And, as I stood there,

looking at the happy lamb that I had just defiled --

vaadates rõõmsat talle, keda ma just rüvetanud olin -

but it looked OK;

aga ta nägi hea välja.

looking at that poor other little thing that I'd done it the right way on,

Vaadates seda teist vaesekest, kelle peal ma õiget meetodit kasutasin,

ja olin rabatud,

and I just was struck by --

if I'm wrong about that,

et kui ma selles eksisin,

and if I'm wrong so often, in a literal way,

ja kui ma nii sageli otseselt eksin,

what other peripatetic misconceptions might I be able to comment upon?

siis mida mul teiste peripateetike väärarusaamade kohta öelda on?

Because, look -- I'm not a social anthropologist,

Sest vaadake, ma pole antropoloog,

aga mul on sõber, kes on.

but I have a friend who is.

And I talk to him.

Ja ma räägin temaga.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

And he says, "Hey Mike, look.

Ja ta ütleb: "Kuule Mike.

I don't know if your brain is interested in this sort of thing or not,

Kuule, ma ei tea, kas su aju see huvitab või mitte,

but do you realize you've shot in every state?

aga kas tead, et sa oled filminud igas osariigis?

You've worked in mining, you've worked in fishing,

Sa oled töötanud kaevurina, kalurina,

you've worked in steel, you've worked in every major industry.

terasetööstuses, sa oled töötanud igas suures tööstusharus.

You've had your back shoulder to shoulder with these guys

Sa oled õlg õla kõrval seisnud nende meestega,

that our politicians are desperate to relate to every four years, right?"

kellega meie poliitikud iga nelja aasta tagant sidet luua üritavad, eks?

I can still see Hillary doing the shots of rye,

Ma näen ikka Hillaryt rukkipõllul pildistamas,

dribbling down her chin, with the steel workers.

lõug märg, koos terasetöölistega.

Aga need on inimesed, kellega ma iga päev töötan.

I mean, these are the people that I work with every single day.

"And if you have something to say about their thoughts, collectively,

"Ja kui sul on nende inimeste mõtete kohta midagi öelda, kollektiivselt,

it might be time to think about it.

siis äkki tasuks sellele mõelda.

Because, dude, you know, four years."

Sest, kuule, neli aastat."

So, that's in my head, testicles are on my chin,

Sellised mõtted on mu peas, munandid lõual,

thoughts are bouncing around.

mõtted hüplevad ringi.

And, after that shoot, "Dirty Jobs" really didn't change,

Pärast seda võtet "Mustad Tööd" ei muutnud,

in terms of what the show is, but it changed for me, personally.

see on ikka sama saade,

aga see muutis mind, isiklikult.

And now, when I talk about the show,

Nüüd, kui ma saatest räägin,

I no longer just tell the story you heard and 190 like it.

ei räägi ma enam lihtsalt seda lugu, mida te kuulsite, ja veel 190 sarnast lugu.

Ma räägin neist, aga räägin ka oma eksimustest,

I do, but I also start to talk about some of the other things

I got wrong;

mõnedest arusaamadest töö kohta,

some of the other notions of work

mida ma olen puutumatuks pidanud,

that I've just been assuming are sacrosanct,

mis seda aga ei ole.

and they're not.

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think.

Musta tööd tegevad inimesed on õnnelikumad kui te arvate.

As a group, they're the happiest people I know.

Rühmana on nad õnnelikemad inimesed, keda tean.

Ma ei hakka heietama ametiühingutest

And I don't want to start whistling "Look for the Union Label,"

ega mingit õnneliku töölise jama.

and all that happy-worker crap.

I'm just telling you that these are balanced people

Ütlen teile lihtsalt, et need on rahulolevad inimesed, kes teevad mõeldamatuid töid.

who do unthinkable work.

Tee äärest surnud loomade korjajad vilistavad tööd tehes, ma vannun.

Roadkill picker-uppers whistle while they work, I swear to God --

Tegin seda koos nendega.

I did it with them.

They've got this amazing sort of symmetry to their life.

Nende elu on imeliselt sümmeetriline.

And I see it over and over and over again.

Ma näen seda aina uuesti ja uuesti.

So I started to wonder what would happen

Nii ma hakkasin mõtlema, mis juhtuks,

if we challenged some of these sacred cows?

kui me mõned Pühad Lehmad küsimärgi alla seaksime.

Follow your passion --

Järgi oma kirge -

we've been talking about it here for the last 36 hours.

me oleme viimased 36 tundi siin sellest rääkinud.

Järgi oma kirge - mis võiks selles valet olla?

Follow your passion -- what could possibly be wrong with that?

See on arvatavasti üks halvimaid nõuandeid üldse.

It's probably the worst advice I ever got.

(Naer)

(Laughter)

Teate, järgi oma unistusi ja mine pankrotti, eks?

Follow your dreams and go broke, right?

I mean, that's all I heard growing up.

Ma kuulsin seda lapsena kogu aeg.

I didn't know what to do with my life,

Ma ei teadnud, mida oma eluga teha,

but I was told if you follow your passion, it's going to work out.

aga mulle öeldi, et kui sa järgid oma kirge, läheb kõik hästi.

I can give you 30 examples right now.

Ma võin teile kohe 30 näidet tuua -

Bob Combs, the pig farmer in Las Vegas

Bob Combs, seafarmer Las Vegases,

who collects the uneaten scraps of food from the casinos

kes korjab kasiinodest toidujäätmeid

and feeds them to his swine.

ja söödab neid oma sigadele.

Why?

Miks? Sest kraamis, mida me järgi jätame, on nii palju valku,

Because there's so much protein in the stuff we don't eat,

et tema sead kasvavad kaks korda kiiremini kui tavaliselt,

his pigs grow at twice the normal speed, and he's one rich pig farmer.

ja ta on rikas seafarmer,

ja ta on keskkonnale kasulik,

He's good for the environment,

he spends his days doing this incredible service,

ja ta veedab oma päevad, osutades seda imelist teenust,

ja ta haiseb nagu põrgu, aga Jumal õnnistab teda.

and he smells like hell, but God bless him.

Ta teenib väga hästi.

He's making a great living.

You ask him, "Did you follow your passion here?"

Küsi temalt: "Kas sa järgisid oma kirge selle saavutamiseks?"

and he'd laugh at you.

ja ta naeraks su üle.

The guy's worth -- he just got offered like 60 million dollars for his farm

Talle pakuti tema farmi eest just 60 miljonit dollarit

and turned it down, outside of Vegas.

ja ta keeldus sellest, Vegase külje all.

He didn't follow his passion.

Ta ei järginud oma kirge.

He stepped back and he watched where everybody was going,

Ta astus sammu tagasi ja vaatas, mida kõik teised tegid,

ning tegi teistmoodi.

and he went the other way.

Ja selliseid lugusid kuulen ma ikka ja jälle.

And I hear that story over and over.

Matt Freund, a dairy farmer in New Canaan, Connecticut,

Matt Froind, piimatalunik New Canaanis, Connecticutis,

who woke up one day and realized

kes ühel päeval ärgates mõistis, et tema lehmade sitt

the crap from his cows was worth more than their milk,

oleks suurema väärtusega kui piim,

if he could use it to make these biodegradable flowerpots.

kui ta teeks sellest biolagunevaid lillepotte.

Nüüd müüb ta neid Walmartile.

Now he's selling them to Walmart, right?

Järgi oma kirge - ole nüüd.

Follow his passion? The guy's -- come on.

So I started to look at passion,

Nii hakkasin seda kire-küsimust uurima.

I started to look at efficiency vs. effectiveness.

Ma uurisin efektiivsust ja tulemuslikkust -

As Tim talked about earlier, that's a huge distinction.

nagu Tim just rääkis, neil on suur vahe.

Ma uurisin meeskonnatööd ja otsustavust,

I started to look at teamwork and determination.

And basically, all those platitudes they call "successories"

ja kõiki neid sõnakõlkse, mis peaksid kindlustama edu,

that hang with that schmaltzy art in boardrooms around the world right now,

ja mis ripuvad imalate loosungitena nõupidamisruumides üle kogu maailma.

that stuff -- it's suddenly all been turned on its head.

Kõike seda -

ühtäkki oli kõik see pea peale keeratud.

Safety. Safety first is ...

Ohutus - ohutus ennekõike?

Tulles tagasi OSHA ja PETA ja Humaansuse Ühingu juurde.

Going back to OSHA and PETA and the Humane Society:

Mis siis, kui OSHA eksib?

What if OSHA got it wrong?

I mean -- this is heresy, what I'm about to say --

See on ketserlik, mida ma kohe ütlen,

but what if it's really safety third?

aga mis siis, kui ohutus on tähtsuselt kolmas?

Right?

Eks?

(Laughter)

(Naer)

No, I mean, really.

Ei, päriselt ka.

What I mean to say is:

Ma pean silmas, et ma hindan oma turvalisust nendel hulludel töödel,

I value my safety on these crazy jobs

as much as the people that I'm working with,

nagu ka need inimesed, kellega ma töötan,

aga need, kes selle töö tehtud saavad,

but the ones who really get it done --

they're not out there talking about safety first.

nemad ei räägi ohutusest ennekõike.

Nad teavad, et teised asjad on tähtsamad -

They know that other things come first --

the business of doing the work comes first,

töötegemine on kõige tähtsam,

the business of getting it done.

töö tuleb ära teha.

And I'll never forget, up in the Bering Sea,

Ma ei unusta kunagi, kuidas ma olin Beringi merel krabilaeval

I was on a crab boat with the "Deadliest Catch" guys --

koos "Ohtlikuil vetel" tegijatega, saate esimesel hooajal.

which I also work on in the first season.

We were about 100 miles off the coast of Russia:

Olime Venemaa rannikust umbes 100 miili kaugusel,

50-foot seas, big waves, green water coming over the wheelhouse, right?

15-meetrised suured lained, roheline vesi lendab üle roolikambri,

kõige ohtlikum keskkond, mida ma kunagi näinud olen.

Most hazardous environment I'd ever seen,

and I was back with a guy, lashing the pots down.

Ja ma olin ühe tüübiga laeva tagaosas,

12 meetrit tekist kõrgemal,

So I'm 40 feet off the deck,

which is like looking down at the top of your shoe, you know,

mis tundub nagu vaataks oma kingi,

ja teate, ta teeb ookeanis nii.

and it's doing this in the ocean.

Unspeakably dangerous.

Kirjeldamatult ohtlik.

I scamper down, I go into the wheelhouse

Ma koperdan alla, lähen roolikambrisse

and I say, with some level of incredulity,

ja ütlen mõningase umbusuga hääles:

"Kapten, OSHA."

"Captain -- OSHA?"

Ja ta ütleb: "OSHA? Ookean."

And he says, "OSHA? Ocean."

And he points out there.

Ja osutab välja.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

Aga mida ta tol hetkel ütles, seda ei saa mandriosariikides korrata.

But in that moment, what he said next can't be repeated in the Lower 48.

It can't be repeated on any factory floor or any construction site.

Seda ei tohi öelda üheski tehasehoones ega ehitusplatsil.

Ta vaatas mind ja ütles: "Poeg," -

But he looked at me and said, "Son," --

ta on muideks minu vanune ja kutsub mind pojaks -

he's my age, by the way, he calls me "son," I love that --

he says, "Son, I'm the captain of a crab boat.

ta ütleb: "Poeg, ma olen krabilaeva kapten.

My responsibility is not to get you home alive.

Minu ülesanne pole sind elusana koju viia.

My responsibility is to get you home rich."

Minu ülesanne on sind rikkana koju viia."

(Laughter)

(Naer)

You want to get home alive, that's on you."

Kui tahad elusana koju saada, on see sinu teha.

And for the rest of that day -- safety first.

Ja kogu ülejäänud päeva, ohutus ennekõike.

I mean, I was like --

Ma -

So, the idea that we create this sense of complacency

Nii et mõte, et me loome mingi -

enesega rahulolutunde,

when all we do is talk about somebody else's responsibility

kuigi me samas räägime kellegi teise vastutusest

as though it's our own, and vice versa.

nagu oleks see meie oma, ja vastupidi.

Anyhow, a whole lot of things.

Igatahes, palju asju.

I could talk at length about the many little distinctions we made

Ma võiksin pikalt rääkida väikestest asjadest,

and the endless list of ways that I got it wrong.

ja oma lõpututest eksimustest.

Aga lõppkokkuvõttes jõuab see selleni.

But what it all comes down to is this:

Mul on teooria, mida ma teiega jagan

I've formed a theory,

and I'm going to share it now in my remaining 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

oma ülejäänud 2 minuti ja 30 sekundi jooksul.

It goes like this:

See kõlab nii -

me oleme tööle sõja kuulutanud,

we've declared war on work, as a society -- all of us.

ühiskonnana, meie kõik.

See on kodusõda.

It's a civil war.

It's a cold war, really.

Külm sõda, tegelikult.

We didn't set out to do it

Me ei plaaninud seda,

and we didn't twist our mustache in some Machiavellian way,

ega keerutanud makjavellistlikult oma vuntse,

but we've done it.

aga me tegime seda.

And we've waged this war on at least four fronts,

Ja me kuulutasime sõja vähemalt neljal rindel,

certainly in Hollywood.

kindlasti Hollywoodis.

The way we portray working people on TV --

Viis, kuidas tööinimesi televiisoris kujutatakse,

it's laughable.

on naeruväärne.

If there's a plumber, he's 300 pounds

Kui seal on torumees, siis on ta 150-kilone ja suure tagumikupraoga, tunnistage.

and he's got a giant butt crack, admit it.

You see him all the time.

Te näete teda kogu aeg.

That's what plumbers look like, right?

Torumehed ongi sellised, eks?

We turn them into heroes, or we turn them into punch lines.

Me teeme neist kangelased või naerualused.

Seda teeb televisioon.

That's what TV does.

We try hard on "Dirty Jobs" not to do that,

"Mustade Tööde" saates katsume seda mitte teha,

which is why I do the work and I don't cheat.

mille pärast ma seda tööd teengi ega tee sohki.

Aga me kuulutasime sõja Madisoni Avenüül.

But, we've waged this war on Madison Avenue.

So many of the commercials that come out there in the way of a message --

Sealt tulevad paljud reklaamid -

what's really being said?

sõnumi poolest, mida neis öeldakse?

"Your life would be better if you could work a little less,

Su elu oleks parem, kui saaksid vähem töötada,

didn't have to work so hard, got home a little earlier,

kui sa ei peaks vaeva nägema, kui saaks varem koju tulla,

kui saaks varem pensionile, kui saaks varem tööelust välja,

could retire a little faster, punch out a little sooner."

seda aina korrutatakse.

It's all in there, over and over, again and again.

Washington - ma ei hakka rääkima kõigist lepingutest ja poliitikatest,

Washington?

I can't even begin to talk about the deals and policies in place

mis mõjutavad olemasolevaid töökohti tegelikkuses,

that affect the bottom-line reality of the available jobs,

because I don't really know; I just know that that's a front in this war.

sest ma ei teagi.

Tean ainult, et ka see on üks sõjarinne.

And right here, guys -- Silicon Valley.

Ja siinsamas Silicon Valleys.

I mean -- how many people have an iPhone on them right now?

Kui paljudel on praegu iPhone kaasas?

How many people have their BlackBerry?

Kui paljudel on Blackberry?

We're plugged in; we're connected.

Me oleme sisse lülitatud, ühendatud.

I would never suggest for a second

Ma ei ürita üldse väita,

that something bad has come out of the tech revolution.

et tehnoloogilises revolutsioonis on midagi halba.

Good grief, not to this crowd.

Issake, mitte selles seltskonnas.

(Laughter)

(Naer)

But I would suggest

Aga ma ütleks, et innovatsioon ilma imitatsioonita

that innovation without imitation is a complete waste of time.

on ajaraiskamine.

Ja keegi ei ülista imiteerimist,

And nobody celebrates imitation

the way "Dirty Jobs" guys know it has to be done.

nii nagu "Mustade Tööde" tegelased seda teevad.

Your iPhone without those people making the same interface,

Sinu iPhone pole midagi ilma nende inimesteta,

the same circuitry, the same board, over and over --

kes teevad seda elektroonikat üha uuesti ja uuesti.

all of that -- that's what makes it equally as possible

Kõik see teeb selle võimalikuks samavõrra

as the genius that goes inside of it.

kui nutikus, millega see leiutati.

Meil on uus tööriistakast, teate.

So, we've got this new toolbox. You know?

Our tools today don't look like shovels and picks.

Meie tänased tööriistad pole labidad ja kirkad.

Need on asjad, mida me kaasas kanname.

They look like the stuff we walk around with.

And so the collective effect of all of that

Ja selle lõpptulemusena

has been this marginalization of lots and lots of jobs.

on paljud tööd kõrvale tõrjutud.

Ja ma mõistsin, loodetavasti mitte liiga hilja -

And I realized, probably too late in this game --

I hope not, because I don't know if I can do 200 more of these things --

ma ei tea, kas saan veel 200 lugu teha,

aga proovime nii palju kui saame.

but we're going to do as many as we can.

Ja minu jaoks on kõige tähtsam teada,

And to me, the most important thing to know

and to really come face to face with,

ja silmitsi seista sellega,

is that fact that I got it wrong about a lot of things,

et ma olen paljude asjade suhtes eksinud,

not just the testicles on my chin.

mitte ainult munandite suhtes oma lõual.

I got a lot wrong.

Ma eksisin palju.

So, we're thinking -- by "we," I mean me --

Niisiis me mõtleme - meie all pean silmas ennast -

(Laughter)

et tööle võiks teha avalike suhete kampaania -

that the thing to do is to talk about a PR campaign for work --

käsitööle, oskustööle.

manual labor, skilled labor.

Keegi peab avalikkusele

Somebody needs to be out there, talking about the forgotten benefits.

unustatud plusspooltest rääkima.

I'm talking about grandfather stuff,

Nagu vanaisad.

the stuff a lot us probably grew up with

Jutud, mida paljud meist lapsena kuulsid.

but we've kind of -- you know, kind of lost a little.

Aga me oleme kuidagi natuke

ära eksinud.

Barack wants to create two and a half million jobs.

Barack tahab luua 2,5 miljonit töökohta.

Infrastruktuur on tähtis.

The infrastructure is a huge deal.

This war on work that I suppose exists, has casualties like any other war.

Sõjas töö vastu on ohvrid,

nagu igas teises sõjas.

The infrastructure is the first one,

Infrastruktuur on esimene.

declining trade school enrollments are the second one.

Kahanev õpilaste arv kutsekoolides on teine.

Igal aastal, vähem elektrikuid,

Every single year, fewer electricians, fewer carpenters, fewer plumbers,

vähem tislereid, vähem torumehi,

vähem keevitajaid, vähem torupaigaldajaid,

fewer welders, fewer pipe fitters, fewer steam fitters.

vähem küttepaigaldajaid.

The infrastructure jobs that everybody is talking about creating

Infrastruktuuritöökohad, millest kõik räägivad,

are those guys -- the ones that have been in decline, over and over.

on need töömehed.

Need, kelle hulk pidevalt kahaneb.

Meanwhile, we've got two trillion dollars, at a minimum,

Samas on meil vaja vähemalt 2 triljonit dollarit,

according to the American Society of Civil Engineers,

Ameerika Tsiviilinseneride Ühingu sõnul,

that we need to expend to even make a dent in the infrastructure,

et natukenegi parandada infrastruktuuri,

mis praegu vastab hindele D-.

which is currently rated at a D minus.

Nii et kui ma kuhugi kandideeriks, mida ma ei tee,

So, if I were running for anything -- and I'm not --

I would simply say that the jobs we hope to make

siis ma ütleks, et töökohad,

and the jobs we hope to create

mida me luua loodame,

aren't going to stick unless they're jobs that people want.

ei jää püsima, kui inimesed neid töid ei taha.

Ja ma tean, et selle konverentsi mõte

And I know the point of this conference

is to celebrate things that are near and dear to us,

on kiita asju, mis on meile lähedased ja kallid,

but I also know that clean and dirty aren't opposites.

aga ma tean ka, et puhas ja must pole vastandid.

They're two sides of the same coin, just like innovation and imitation,

Nad on sama mündi kaks külge,

just nagu innovatsioon ja imitatsioon,

like risk and responsibility, like peripeteia and anagnorisis,

nagu risk ja vastutus,

nagu peripeteia ja anagnorisis,

nagu see vaene tall, kes loodevatasi enam ei värise,

like that poor little lamb, who I hope isn't quivering anymore,

ja nagu mu aeg, mis on otsas.

and like my time that's gone.

It's been great talking to you.

Oli tore teiega rääkida,

And get back to work, will you?

ja minge tagasi tööle, eks?

(Applause)

(Aplaus)