Learning from dirty jobs | Mike Rowe

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Ekipu "Prljavih poslova" i mene pozvali su

The "Dirty Jobs" crew and I were called

to a little town in Colorado, called Craig.

u gradić Craig, u Coloradu.

It's only a couple dozen square miles.

Radi se o svega tridesetak četvornih kilometara, u Američkom Stjenjaku.

It's in the Rockies.

A posao kojim smo se trebali baviti jest uzgajivač ovaca.

And the job in question was sheep rancher.

My role on the show, for those of you who haven't seen it -- it's pretty simple.

Moja uloga u emisiji, za one kojima nije poznato, jako je jednostavna.

I'm an apprentice,

Ja sam pripravnik, i radim uz ljude koje se zbilja bave poslom koji prikazujemo.

and I work with the people who do the jobs in question.

And my responsibilities are to simply try and keep up,

Moja odgovornost jest jednostavno truditi se i pokušati ih pratiti

and give an honest account of what it's like to be these people

te dati svoje iskreno viđenje o tome kako je biti jedan od tih ljudi

for one day in their life.

i živjeti njihov život na jedan dan.

The job in question: herding sheep.

Posao koji je u pitanju -- čuvanje ovaca. Sjajno.

Great.

We go to Craig and we check into a hotel,

Odemo u Craig, prijavimo se u hotel

and I realize the next day

i sljedeći dan shvatim da će kastracija

that castration is going to be an absolute part of this work.

biti najveći dio posla.

Inače ne istražujem pripremajući se za emisiju.

Normally, I never do any research at all.

But this is a touchy subject, and I work for the Discovery Channel,

Ali, ovo je osjetljiva tema, ja radim za Discovery Channel,

and we want to portray accurately whatever it is we do.

mi želimo precizno prikazati poslove u emisiji,

And we certainly want to do it with a lot of respect for the animals.

i svakako želimo da se pritom poštuje dobrobit životinja.

So I call the Humane Society and I say,

Nazvao sam američko društvo za zaštitu životinja

"Look, I'm going to be castrating some lambs. Can you tell me the deal?"

i rekao im :''Slušajte, kastrirat ću janjad,

možete li mi objasniti kako se to radi?''

And they're like, "Yeah, it's pretty straightforward."

Odgovorili su mi: '' Postupak je prilično jasan.''

They use a band, basically, a rubber band, like this, only a little smaller.

Koristi se gumena vrpca, poput ove, samo manja.

This one was actually around the playing cards

Ova je bila oko igraćih karata koje sam jučer dobio,

I got yesterday --

(Laughter)

ali je slična vrpci koju sam spomenuo.

But it had a certain familiarity to it.

And I said, "Well, what exactly is the process?"

Upitao sam:''I, o kakvom je procesu riječ?''

And they said, "The band is applied to the tail, tightly.

Odgovorili su: ''Vrpca se čvrsto omota oko repa.''

And then another band is applied to the scrotum, tightly.

Zatim se druga vrpca čvrsto omota oko mošnji.

Blood flow is slowly retarded;

Protok krvi se polako uspori,

a week later the parts in question fall off.

nakon tjedan dana omotani dijelovi otpadnu.''

"Great -- got it."

''Super! Razumio sam.''

OK, I call the SPCA to confirm this.

Nazovem organizaciju za sprečavanje okrutnosti nad životinjama, i oni mi ovo potvrde.

They confirm it.

I also call PETA just for fun,

Nazovem i PETA-u iz zabave, ne sviđa im se postupak, ali i oni potvrde.

and they don't like it, but they confirm it.

OK, that's basically how you do it.

Tako se to, praktički, radi.

So the next day I go out.

Sljedeći dan izađem.

And I'm given a horse and we go get the lambs

Daju mi konja i odemo do janjadi

and we take them to a pen that we built,

odvedemo ih do tora koji smo sagradili,

and we go about the business of animal husbandry.

i obavljamo uobičajene stočarske poslove.

Melanie is the wife of Albert.

Melanie je Albertova supruga.

Albert is the shepherd in question.

Albert je pastir kojeg prikazujemo.

Melanie picks up the lamb, one hand on both legs on the right,

Melanie podigne janje objema rukama

jednom rukom obuhvati obje noge s jedne, i drugom s druge strane.

likewise on the left.

Lamb goes on the post, she opens it up.

Janje je na postolju, ona mu raširi noge.

U redu. Sjajno.

Alright. Great.

Albert goes in, I follow Albert, the crew is around.

Ulazi Albert, slijedim ga, i ostala je ekipa tu.

I always watch the process done the first time before I try it.

Uvijek promatram kako se obavlja neki proces prije nego ga sam pokušam obaviti.

Being an apprentice, you know, you do that.

Kao pripravnik, znate, to stalno radite.

Albert reaches in his pocket to pull out, you know, this black rubber band,

Albert posegne rukom u džep kako bi izvadio tu crnu gumenu vrpcu

but what comes out instead is a knife.

ali umjesto nje on drži nož.

And I'm like, "Hmm, that's not rubber at all," you know?

Ja pomislim - pa to nije uopće guma.

(Laughter)

Kad je otvarao nož, zraka sunca koje je izlazilo iza Stjenjaka

And he kind of flicked it open in a way that caught the sun

that was just coming over the Rockies, it was very --

obasjala ga je, i to je bilo jako --

(Laughter)

It was ... it was impressive.

jako impresivno.

In the space of about two seconds,

U roku dvije sekunde, Albert je držao nož

Albert had the knife between the cartilage of the tail,

između hrskavice repa, odmah do stražnjice janjeta,

right next to the butt of the lamb,

and very quickly, the tail was gone and in the bucket that I was holding.

i ubrzo je rep završio u vjedru koje sam držao.

Sekundu kasnije, velikim palcem i žuljavim kažiprstom

A second later, with a big thumb and a well-calloused forefinger,

he had the scrotum firmly in his grasp.

čvrsto je držao mošnje,

And he pulled it toward him, like so,

povukao ih prema sebi, ovoliko,

and he took the knife and he put it on the tip.

uzeo nož i prislonio ga na vrh.

"Now, you think you know what's coming, Michael,

Tada pomisliš ''Michaele, sad znaš što slijedi, OK, ne znaš''.

You don't, OK?"

(Laughter)

He snips it, throws the tip over his shoulder,

Zareže vrh, baci ga preko ramena,

and then grabs the scrotum and pushes it upward,

zatim zgrabi mošnje i gurne ih prema gore,

and then his head dips down, obscuring my view.

tada mu se glava spusti i zakloni mi pogled,

But what I hear is a slurping sound,

ali čujem srkanje,

i zvuk koji podsjeća na zvuk trganja čička s ljepljivog zida,

and a noise that sounds like Velcro being yanked off a sticky wall,

and I am not even kidding.

najozbiljnije.

Možemo li pustiti video?

Can we roll the video?

Šalim se -- nećemo --

No, I'm kidding, we don't --

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

I thought it best to talk in pictures.

Mislim da je bolje objašnjavati slikama.

I onda učinim nešto što nikad nisam učinio na snimanju "Prljavih poslova".

I do something now I've never, ever done on a "Dirty Jobs" shoot, ever.

I say, "Time out. Stop."

Kažem: ''Odmor. Stanite.''

You guys know the show, we use take one; we don't do take two.

Poznajete show,

There's no writing, there's no scripting, there's no nonsense.

Nema pisanja, nema scenarija, nema gluposti.

We don't fool around, we don't rehearse --

Ne tratimo vrijeme, ne uvježbavamo,

we shoot what we get!

snimamo ono što uhvatimo!

I said, "Stop. This is nuts."

Rekao sam: ''Stanite. Ovo je ludost.''

I mean --

Mislim, razumijete --

(Laughter)

"This is crazy.

(Smijeh)

Ovo je ludost.

We can't do this."

Ne možemo to učiniti.

And Albert's like, "What?"

A Albert se čudi: ''Što je?''

And I'm like, "I don't know what just happened,

Ja kažem: ''Ne znam što se dogodilo,

but there are testicles in this bucket,

ali u ovoj kanti leže testisi, a to se tako ne radi.''

and that's not how we do it."

He said "Well, that's how we do it."

Odgovorio mi je: ''Mi to tako radimo.''

I said, "Why would you do it this way?"

Upitao sam: ''A zašto radite na taj način?"

And before I even let him explain,

I prije nego sam mu dopustio da mi objasni

I said, "I want to do it the right way, with the rubber bands."

rekao sam: ''Želim to učiniti ispravno, s gumenim vrpcama.''

And he says, "Like the Humane Society?"

I on mi maže: ''Kao prijatelji životinja?''

I said, "Yes, like the Humane Society.

I ja kažem: ''Da, kao oni.

Let's do something that doesn't make the lamb squeal and bleed.

Učinimo to tako da janje ne skviči i krvari --

prikazujemo se na pet kontinenata, stari.'

We're on in five continents, dude!

We're on twice a day on the Discovery -- we can't do this."

Dvaput dnevno smo na Discovery Channelu -- ne možemo to učiniti.''

On kaže: ''OK:''

He says, "OK."

He goes to his box and pulls out a bag of these little rubber bands.

Ode do svoje kutije i izvuče vreću ovih malih gumenih vrpci.

Melanie podigne drugo janje, stavi ga na postolje,

Melanie picks up another lamb, puts it on the post,

band goes on the tail, band goes on the scrotum.

jedna vrpca ide na rep, druga na mošnje.

Lamb goes on the ground, lamb takes two steps, falls down,

Janje stane na noge, napravi dva koraka, padne,

podigne se, malo se strese,

gets up, shakes a little,

takes another couple steps, falls down.

učini još dva koraka i padne.

Pomislim kako ovo uopće nije dobro za janje.

I'm like, this is not a good sign for this lamb, at all.

Podigne se, ode do kuta, drhti

Gets up, walks to the corner.

It's quivering, and it lies down and it's in obvious distress.

i legne u očaju.

And I'm looking at the lamb and I say, "Albert, how long?

Pogledam janje i upitam: ''Alberte, koliko dugo će tako?

When does he get up?"

Kada će se podignuti?''

He's like, "A day?"

On odgovori: ''Za jedan dan.''

I said, "A day! How long does it take them to fall off?"

Ja kaže: ''Za dan! A koliko treba da otpadnu?''

"A week."

''Tjedan dana.''

Meanwhile, the lamb that he had just done his little procedure on

U međuvremenu, janje na kojem je Albert obavio postupak na svoj način

is, you know, he's just prancing around, bleeding stopped.

trčkara okolo, krvarenje je prestalo.

On, znate, gricka travu, igra se.

He's, you know, nibbling on some grass, frolicking.

And I was just so blown away at how completely wrong I was,

Ostao sam zapanjen

koliko sam pogriješio, u tom trenutku.

in that second.

I podsjetio sam se koliko sam često u potpunosti u krivu.

And I was reminded how utterly wrong I am, so much of the time.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And I was especially reminded

Sjetio sam se i kako taj dan nisam imao sreće

of what a ridiculously short straw I had that day,

because now I had to do what Albert had just done,

jer sam tada morao učiniti ono što je Albert upravo učinio,

and there are like 100 of these lambs in the pen.

a oko sto janjaca je u toru,

i iznenada me cijela situacija podsjetila na njemački porno film,

And suddenly, this whole thing's starting to feel like a German porno,

and I'm like --

a ja sam kao...

(Laughter)

Melanie picks up the lamb, puts it on the post, opens it up.

Melanie podigne janje,

stavi ga na postolje, otvori ga.

Albert hands me the knife.

Albert mi da nož.

I go in, tail comes off.

Uđem, otpada rep.

I go in, I grab the scrotum, tip comes off.

Uđem, zgrabim mošnje, vrh otpada.

Albert instructs, "Push it way up there."

Albert mi objasni: ''Gurni to jako gore.''

I do.

Ja to i napravim.

"Push it further."

''Gurni dalje''.

I do.

Učinim i to.

The testicles emerge. They look like thumbs, coming right at you.

Pojave se testisi, izgledaju kao palčevi koji kreću prema tebi.

And he says, "Bite 'em.

I kaže mi: ''Zagrizi ih.

Just bite 'em off."

Samo ih odgrizi.''

(Laughter)

I ja sam ga čuo, čuo sam što kaže.

And I heard him, I heard all the words --

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Kako sam dospio ovdje?

Like, how did I get here?

How did -- I mean --

Kako sam, mislim --

how did I get here?

što radim ovdje?

It's just -- it's one of those moments where the brain goes off on its own,

(Smijeh)

To je samo -- to je jedan od trenutak kada se mozak sam isključi

and suddenly, I'm standing there in the Rockies,

i ja sam odjednom tamo, na području Stjenjaka,

and all I can think of is the Aristotelian definition of a tragedy.

i stalno mi na pamet pada Aristotelova definicija tragedije.

You know, Aristotle says a tragedy is that moment

Znate, Aristotel kaže da je tragedija

trenutak kada se junak suočava s vlastitim identitetom.

when the hero comes face to face with his true identity.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And I'm like, "What is this jacked-up metaphor?

Pomislim: ''Kakva je ovo zamršena metafora?

I don't like what I'm thinking right now."

Ne sviđa mi se to o čemu upravo razmišljam.''

I ne mogu to izbaciti iz glave,

And I can't get this thought out of my head,

i ne mogu tu sliku izbaciti iz glave,

and I can't get that vision out of my sight,

so I did what I had to do.

pa sam učinio što sam morao.

I went in and I took them.

Zgrabio sam ih.

I took them like this,

Zgrabio sam ih ovako,

and I yanked my head back.

i zabacim glavu unatrag.

And I'm standing there with two testicles on my chin.

I stojim tako

s dva testisa na bradi.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And now I can't get -- I can't shake the metaphor.

I ne mogu se otarasiti metafore.

I'm still in "Poetics," in Aristotle, and I'm thinking --

U redu, još sam na poetici, Aristotelu,

i odjednom mi se u glavi jave dva pojma

out of nowhere, two terms come crashing into my head, that I hadn't heard

koja nisam čuo otkad ih je moj profesor klasike na koledžu tamo umetnuo.

since my classics professor in college drilled them there.

And they are "anagnorisis" and "peripeteia."

To su anagnorisis i peripetija.

Anagnorisis and peripeteia.

Anagnorisis i peripetija.

Anagnorisis je grčka riječ za prepoznavanje.

Anagnorisis is the Greek word for discovery.

Literally, the transition from ignorance to knowledge is anagnorisis.

Kod anagnorisisa se doslovno radi o prijelazu iz neznanja u znanje,

It's what our network does; it's what "Dirty Jobs" is.

ono što radi naša mreža,

i to je bit "Prljavih poslova".

And I'm up to my neck in anagnorises every single day.

A ja sam do grla u anagnorisisu svaki dan.

Great.

Super.

Druga riječ, peripetija,

The other word, peripeteia,

that's the moment in the great tragedies --

označava trenutak u velikim tragedijama -

Euripides and Sophocles.

Euripid i Sofoklo,

That's the moment where Oedipus has his moment, where he suddenly realizes

trenutak kada Edip ima svoj moment

gdje iznenada shvati da je vrući komad

that hot chick he's been sleeping with and having babies with

s kojim spava i ima djecu njegova majka. U redu.

is his mother.

That's peripety, or peripeteia.

To je peripetija

ili peripeteia, po grčki.

And this metaphor in my head --

Ta metafora mi je u glavi -

I've got anagnorisis and peripeteia on my chin --

a anagnorisis i peripetija na bradi.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Moram vam priznati da je to odlično sredstvo.

I've got to tell you, it's such a great device, though.

When you start to look for peripeteia,

Kada jednom počnete tražiti peripetiju

nalazite je svugdje.

you find it everywhere.

I mean, Bruce Willis in "The Sixth Sense," right?

Npr., Bruce Wilis u ''Šestom čulu''

Spends the whole movie trying to help the little kid who sees dead people,

tijekom cijelog filma pokušava pomoći dječaku koji vidi mrtve ljude,

and then -- boom! -- "Oh, I'm dead."

i tada odjednom, bum - oh, ja sam mrtav - to je peripetija.

Peripeteia. You know?

Razumijete?

It's crushing when the audience sees it the right way.

Dirljivo je kad publika sagleda stvar na pravi način.

Neo in "The Matrix," you know?

Neo u Matrixu, znate?

"Oh, I'm living in a computer program.

Pa ja živim u računalnom programu -- to je čudno.

That's weird."

These discoveries that lead to sudden realizations.

Ova otkrića dovode do iznenadnih spoznaja.

Ja sam ih iskusio preko 200 s prljavim poslovima, i dolazim do njih stalno,

And I've been having them, over 200 dirty jobs,

I have them all the time, but that one --

ali ta jedna navela me da shvatim nešto na što nisam bio spreman.

that one drilled something home in a way that I just wasn't prepared for.

I dok sam stajao tako,

And, as I stood there,

looking at the happy lamb that I had just defiled --

promatrao sam janje koje sam oskvrnuo--

but it looked OK;

ali izgledalo je u redu.

looking at that poor other little thing that I'd done it the right way on,

Gledajući u jadnička kojeg sam ispravno obradio,

pomislio sam,

and I just was struck by --

if I'm wrong about that,

ako sam u vezi toga pogriješio,

and if I'm wrong so often, in a literal way,

i ako griješim tako često, doslovno,

what other peripatetic misconceptions might I be able to comment upon?

koje bih još peripetijske zablude mogao komentirati?

Because, look -- I'm not a social anthropologist,

Gledajte, ja nisam socijalni antropolog

ali imam prijatelja koji to jest.

but I have a friend who is.

And I talk to him.

Pričao sam s njim.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

And he says, "Hey Mike, look.

I kaže mi: '' Mike,

I don't know if your brain is interested in this sort of thing or not,

gledaj, ne znam zanimaju li te takve stvari ili ne,

but do you realize you've shot in every state?

ali znaš li da si snimao u svakoj državi?

You've worked in mining, you've worked in fishing,

Bavio si se rudarstvom, ribarstvom,

you've worked in steel, you've worked in every major industry.

čelikom, radio si u svakoj većoj industriji.

You've had your back shoulder to shoulder with these guys

Radio si uz te ljude

that our politicians are desperate to relate to every four years, right?"

s kojima se naši političari očajnički poistovjećuju svake četiri godine, zar ne?''

I can still see Hillary doing the shots of rye,

Još se sjećam Hillary kako pije viski

dribbling down her chin, with the steel workers.

koji joj se cijedi niz bradu uz radnike u čeličani.

To su ljudi s kojima radim svaki dan.

I mean, these are the people that I work with every single day.

"And if you have something to say about their thoughts, collectively,

I ako se ima što reći o njihovom kolektivnom mišljenju

it might be time to think about it.

možda bi trebao razmisliti o tome.

Because, dude, you know, four years."

Jer radi se o četiri godine.

So, that's in my head, testicles are on my chin,

I sad, to mi je u glavi, testisi na bradi,

thoughts are bouncing around.

misli mi se isprepliću.

And, after that shoot, "Dirty Jobs" really didn't change,

Nakon tog snimanja "Prljavi poslovi" nisu se promijenili,

in terms of what the show is, but it changed for me, personally.

što se tiče same biti emisije,

ali u meni se nešto promijenilo.

And now, when I talk about the show,

I sada kada govorim o emisiji

I no longer just tell the story you heard and 190 like it.

ne prepričam samo priču koju ste čuli i 190 poput te.

To je istina, ali govorim i o nekim stvarima koje sam krivo shvatio,

I do, but I also start to talk about some of the other things

I got wrong;

o nekim drugim vidovima posla

some of the other notions of work

za koje sam mislio da su sveti

that I've just been assuming are sacrosanct,

i shvatio da nisu.

and they're not.

People with dirty jobs are happier than you think.

Ljudi koji se bave prljavim poslovima sretniji su nego što se misli.

As a group, they're the happiest people I know.

Grupno gledano, oni su najsretniji ljudi koje poznajem.

I ne želim uljepšavati stvari i stvarati

And I don't want to start whistling "Look for the Union Label,"

imidž sretnog radnika koji bezbrižno fućka.

and all that happy-worker crap.

I'm just telling you that these are balanced people

Samo vam govorim da su to uravnoteženi ljudi koji obavljaju nezamislive poslove.

who do unthinkable work.

Ljudi koji kupe pregažene životinje s ceste fućkaju dok rade, kunem se Bogom,

Roadkill picker-uppers whistle while they work, I swear to God --

i ja sam to radio s njima.

I did it with them.

They've got this amazing sort of symmetry to their life.

Njihov život posjeduje nevjerojatnu simetriju

And I see it over and over and over again.

i ja to stalno primjećujem.

So I started to wonder what would happen

Počeo sam tako razmišljati što bi se dogodilo

if we challenged some of these sacred cows?

da izazovemo jednu od tih svetih krava.

Follow your passion --

Slijedite svoju strast --

we've been talking about it here for the last 36 hours.

o tome govorimo ovdje zadnjih 36 sati.

Slijedite svoju strast -- što bi u tome moglo biti loše?

Follow your passion -- what could possibly be wrong with that?

To je najvjerojatnije najlošiji savjet koji sam ikad dobio.

It's probably the worst advice I ever got.

(Smijeh)

(Laughter)

Znate onu, slijedi svoje snove i budi švorc?

Follow your dreams and go broke, right?

I mean, that's all I heard growing up.

To je sve o čemu sam slušao dok sam odrastao.

I didn't know what to do with my life,

Nisam znao što bih sa svojim životom,

but I was told if you follow your passion, it's going to work out.

ali rekli su mi, ako slijediš svoju strast, sve će ispasti dobro.

I can give you 30 examples right now.

Mogu vam sada iz glave navesti 30 primjera -

Bob Combs, the pig farmer in Las Vegas

Bob Combs, uzgajivač svinja u Las Vegasu

who collects the uneaten scraps of food from the casinos

koji skuplja nepojedene ostatke hrane iz casinoa

and feeds them to his swine.

i njime hrani svoju svinju.

Why?

Zašto? Zato jer je mnogo protein u hrani koju ne jedemo

Because there's so much protein in the stuff we don't eat,

i njegova svinja raste duplo brže od normalnog,

his pigs grow at twice the normal speed, and he's one rich pig farmer.

a on je bogat farmer,

koji se brine za okoliš,

He's good for the environment,

he spends his days doing this incredible service,

provodi dane obavljajuči ovaj neobičan posao,

i smrdi k'o sam vrag, ali Bog ga blagoslovio.

and he smells like hell, but God bless him.

On odlično živi.

He's making a great living.

You ask him, "Did you follow your passion here?"

Pitate ga: ''Jesi li slijedio svoju strast pa stigao ovdje?''

and he'd laugh at you.

a on bi vam se nasmijao.

The guy's worth -- he just got offered like 60 million dollars for his farm

Upravo su mu ponudili 60 milijuna dolara za njegovu farmu

and turned it down, outside of Vegas.

a on je tu ponudu odbio, izvan Vegasa.

He didn't follow his passion.

Nije slijedio svoju strast.

He stepped back and he watched where everybody was going,

Napravio je korak untrag i pratio kuda svi idu

te otišao drugim putem.

and he went the other way.

I ja stalno čujem tu priču.

And I hear that story over and over.

Matt Freund, a dairy farmer in New Canaan, Connecticut,

Matt Froind, mljekar u New Canaanu u Connecticutu

who woke up one day and realized

jedno se jutro probudio i shvatio da izmet njegovih krava

the crap from his cows was worth more than their milk,

vrijedi više od njihova mlijeka,

if he could use it to make these biodegradable flowerpots.

i da ga može koristiti kao biorazgradive lonce za cvijeće

Sada ih prodaje Walmartu.

Now he's selling them to Walmart, right?

Slijedite svoju strast, dajte, ljudi.

Follow his passion? The guy's -- come on.

So I started to look at passion,

Počeo sam razmišljati o strasti,

I started to look at efficiency vs. effectiveness.

i o efikasnosti nasuprot efektivnosti,

As Tim talked about earlier, that's a huge distinction.

kao što je Tim rekao ranije, razlika je velika.

Počeo sam razmišljati o timskom radu i odlučnosti,

I started to look at teamwork and determination.

And basically, all those platitudes they call "successories"

i o svim onim plitkim ljudima koje nazivaju sljedbenicima

that hang with that schmaltzy art in boardrooms around the world right now,

a koji se okupljaju uz tu sentimentalnu umjetnost u salama za sastanke po cijelom svijetu upravo sada.

that stuff -- it's suddenly all been turned on its head.

To --

se u trenutku izokrenulo.

Safety. Safety first is ...

Sigurnost -- sigurnost prije svega

to sam ja koji se vraćam k Agenciji za zaštitu zdravlja i sigurnost na radu, PETA-i i prijateljima životinja.

Going back to OSHA and PETA and the Humane Society:

A što ako je Agencija u krivu?

What if OSHA got it wrong?

I mean -- this is heresy, what I'm about to say --

Mislim, hereza je to što ću reći,

but what if it's really safety third?

ali je li sigurnost zapravo na trećem mjestu?

Right?

Je li tako?

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

No, I mean, really.

Ne, ozbiljan sam.

What I mean to say is:

Ono što želim reći jest da mi je bitna sigurnost pri obavljanju tih ludih poslova

I value my safety on these crazy jobs

as much as the people that I'm working with,

onoliko koliko je i ljudima s kojima radim

ali oni koji to stvarno i obave,

but the ones who really get it done --

they're not out there talking about safety first.

ne govore najprije o sigurnosti.

Znaju da su druge stvari bitnije--

They know that other things come first --

the business of doing the work comes first,

taj posao je na prvom mjestu,

the business of getting it done.

i njegovo obavljanje.

And I'll never forget, up in the Bering Sea,

Nikad to neću zaboraviti, bio sam na koći za lov rakova

I was on a crab boat with the "Deadliest Catch" guys --

s dečkima iz najsmrtonosnijeg lova, s kojima sam isto radio u prvoj sezoni.

which I also work on in the first season.

We were about 100 miles off the coast of Russia:

Mi smo oko 200 km od obale Rusije

50-foot seas, big waves, green water coming over the wheelhouse, right?

otvoreno more, veliki valovi, zelena voda napada strojarnicu, dobro?

Najopasnije okružje u kojem sam ikad bio

Most hazardous environment I'd ever seen,

and I was back with a guy, lashing the pots down.

a ja sam bio otraga s jednim tipom, osiguravao kotlove.

I tako sam bio oko 130 m od palube,

So I'm 40 feet off the deck,

which is like looking down at the top of your shoe, you know,

a to je kao da gledate u vrh svoje cipele,

i brod se valja ovako.

and it's doing this in the ocean.

Unspeakably dangerous.

Nevjerojatno opasno.

I scamper down, I go into the wheelhouse

Pobjegnem i uđem u strojarnicu,

and I say, with some level of incredulity,

i kažem uz dozu nepovjerenja,

''Kapetane, OSHA (Agencija za zaštitu zdravlja i sigurnost na radu).''

"Captain -- OSHA?"

A on kaže: ''OSHA? -- ocean'' (engleski izgovor riječi).

And he says, "OSHA? Ocean."

And he points out there.

I uperi prstom tamo.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

Ali u tom trenutku, ono što je rekao ne može se ponoviti u 48 država SAD-a.

But in that moment, what he said next can't be repeated in the Lower 48.

It can't be repeated on any factory floor or any construction site.

Ne može se ponoviti ni u kojoj tvornici ili gradilištu.

Ali pogledao me i rekao: ''Sine --

But he looked at me and said, "Son," --

usput, iste je dobi kao i ja, i zove me sine, to mi je super --

he's my age, by the way, he calls me "son," I love that --

he says, "Son, I'm the captain of a crab boat.

kaže: ''Sine, ja sam kapetan koće za lov rakova.

My responsibility is not to get you home alive.

Moja odgovornost nije da te kući dovedem živa.

My responsibility is to get you home rich."

Moja je odgovornost dovesti te kući bogata.''

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

You want to get home alive, that's on you."

Ako želiš doći kući živ, to je tvoja stvar.

And for the rest of that day -- safety first.

I ostatak toga dana, sigurnost je bila na prvom mjestu.

I mean, I was like --

Ja sam bio --

So, the idea that we create this sense of complacency

Mi zapravo stvaramo taj lažni

osjećaj samozadovoljstva

when all we do is talk about somebody else's responsibility

a sve što radimo jest to da pričamo o tuđoj odgovornosti

as though it's our own, and vice versa.

kao da je naša, i obrnuto.

Anyhow, a whole lot of things.

Mnogo je tu stvari u pitanju.

I could talk at length about the many little distinctions we made

Mogao bih nadugo govoriti o mnogo malih promjena koje smo napravili

and the endless list of ways that I got it wrong.

i o beskrajnoj listi stvari koje sam krivo shvatio.

Ali sve se svodi na ovo.

But what it all comes down to is this:

Razvio sam teoriju, i sada ću je s vama podijeliti

I've formed a theory,

and I'm going to share it now in my remaining 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

u ove preostale 2 minute i 30 sekundi.

It goes like this:

Dakle to ide ovako --

proglasili smo rat radu,

we've declared war on work, as a society -- all of us.

kao društvu, svi mi.

To je građanski rat.

It's a civil war.

It's a cold war, really.

Zapravo se radi o hladnom ratu.

We didn't set out to do it

Mi to nismo svjesno učinili

and we didn't twist our mustache in some Machiavellian way,

niti smo spremali kakve zavjere na neki Machiavellistički način,

but we've done it.

ali to smo učinili.

And we've waged this war on at least four fronts,

I ovaj rat smo vodili na barem četiri fronte,

certainly in Hollywood.

pogotovo u Hollywoodu.

The way we portray working people on TV --

Način na koji prikazujemo radnike na televiziji

it's laughable.

je smiješan.

If there's a plumber, he's 300 pounds

Ako se radi o vodoinstalateru, ima 150 kg i stražnjice mu viri iz hlača, priznajte.

and he's got a giant butt crack, admit it.

You see him all the time.

Stalno ga viđate.

That's what plumbers look like, right?

Tako vodoinstalateri i izgledaju, zar ne?

We turn them into heroes, or we turn them into punch lines.

Mi ih pretvaramo u junake, ili u postaju poante priče.

To televizija radi.

That's what TV does.

We try hard on "Dirty Jobs" not to do that,

Mi u "Prljavim poslovima" se trudimo to ne raditi,

which is why I do the work and I don't cheat.

zato ja obavljam posao i ne varam pri tome.

Ali mi smo ovaj rat vodili na aveniji Madison.

But, we've waged this war on Madison Avenue.

So many of the commercials that come out there in the way of a message --

Toliko reklama koje izlaze --

what's really being said?

u obliku poruke, a što nam zapravo govore?

"Your life would be better if you could work a little less,

Vaš bi život bio bolji da možete raditi malo manje,

didn't have to work so hard, got home a little earlier,

da ne morate raditi tako naporno, da možete doći kući ranije,

da možete u mirovinu ranije, da možete izaći s posla ranije,

could retire a little faster, punch out a little sooner."

sve je to u porukama, uvijek ispočetka, i opet.

It's all in there, over and over, again and again.

Washington -- ne mogu niti započeti govoriti o dogovorima i politikama

Washington?

I can't even begin to talk about the deals and policies in place

na mjestu koje utječe na realnost raspoloživih poslova

that affect the bottom-line reality of the available jobs,

because I don't really know; I just know that that's a front in this war.

jer zapravo ne znam.

I znam da je to fronta u ovom ratu.

And right here, guys -- Silicon Valley.

I to upravo ovdje, ljudi, u Silikonskoj dolini.

I mean -- how many people have an iPhone on them right now?

Koliko ljudi trenutno ima sa sobom iPhoneove?

How many people have their BlackBerry?

Koliko ih ima Blackberryje?

We're plugged in; we're connected.

Uključeni smo, povezani smo.

I would never suggest for a second

Nisam ni u kojem trenutku želio reći

that something bad has come out of the tech revolution.

da je nešto loše proizašlo iz tehnološke revolucije.

Good grief, not to this crowd.

Bar to ne bih rekao ovakvoj publici.

(Laughter)

(Smijeh)

But I would suggest

Ali mislim da je inovacija bez imitacije

that innovation without imitation is a complete waste of time.

čisto gubljenje vremena.

A nitko ne slavi imitaciju

And nobody celebrates imitation

the way "Dirty Jobs" guys know it has to be done.

na način na koji "Prljavi poslovi" znaju to raditi.

Your iPhone without those people making the same interface,

Vaš iPhone bez ljudi koji čine isto sučelje,

the same circuitry, the same board, over and over --

iste strujne krugove, iste ploče, opet i opet.

all of that -- that's what makes it equally as possible

Sve je zbog toga moguće

as the genius that goes inside of it.

jednako kao i genij unutar toga.

Imamo i novu kutiju za alat, znate.

So, we've got this new toolbox. You know?

Our tools today don't look like shovels and picks.

Naš današnji alat ne izgleda poput lopata i pijuka.

Izgledaju poput stvari s kojima šetamo uokolo.

They look like the stuff we walk around with.

And so the collective effect of all of that

Tako je ukupni učinak svega toga

has been this marginalization of lots and lots of jobs.

bila marginalizacija mnogo poslova.

I shvatio sam, vjerojatno prekasno --

And I realized, probably too late in this game --

I hope not, because I don't know if I can do 200 more of these things --

nadam se ipak da nije tako, jer ne znam mogu li još 200 ovakvih poslova obaviti,

ali obavit ćemo ih što više možemo.

but we're going to do as many as we can.

Za mene je najvažnije znati

And to me, the most important thing to know

and to really come face to face with,

i suočiti se

is that fact that I got it wrong about a lot of things,

s činjenicom da sam pogriješio u vezi mnogo stvari,

not just the testicles on my chin.

ne samo u vezi testisa na bradi.

I got a lot wrong.

Sve sam krivo shvatio.

So, we're thinking -- by "we," I mean me --

I tako mislimo, pod ''mi'' mislim ''ja''

(Laughter)

da trebamo govoriti o javnoj kampanji za posao,

that the thing to do is to talk about a PR campaign for work --

ručni rad, kvalificirani rad.

manual labor, skilled labor.

Netko mora govoriti

Somebody needs to be out there, talking about the forgotten benefits.

o zaboravljenim pogodnostima.

I'm talking about grandfather stuff,

Govorim o stvarima koje nam je govorio naš djed.

the stuff a lot us probably grew up with

Stvarima s kojima nas je većina odrasla

but we've kind of -- you know, kind of lost a little.

ali koje smo, onako,

pomalo zaboravili.

Barack wants to create two and a half million jobs.

Barack želi stvoriti dva i pol milijuna poslova.

Infrastruktura je jako bitna.

The infrastructure is a huge deal.

This war on work that I suppose exists, has casualties like any other war.

Ovaj rat radu, koji pretpostavljam, postoji, ima žrtve

kao i svaki drugi rat.

The infrastructure is the first one,

Infrastruktura je prva,

declining trade school enrollments are the second one.

a smanjeni upis u strukovne škole je druga.

Svake godine je sve manje električara,

Every single year, fewer electricians, fewer carpenters, fewer plumbers,

stolara, vodoinstalatera,

manje zavarivača, postavljača cijevi

fewer welders, fewer pipe fitters, fewer steam fitters.

manje mehaničara.

The infrastructure jobs that everybody is talking about creating

Poslovima u infrastrukturi za koje svi govore da će stvoriti

are those guys -- the ones that have been in decline, over and over.

bave se ti ljudi.

Oni kojih je stalno sve manje.

Meanwhile, we've got two trillion dollars, at a minimum,

U međuvremenu, dobili smo najmanje dva bilijuna dolara,

according to the American Society of Civil Engineers,

prema Američkom društvu građevinara

that we need to expend to even make a dent in the infrastructure,

koje moramo potrošiti kako bismo se barem dotaknuli infrastrukture

koja je trenutno ocijenjena s -2.

which is currently rated at a D minus.

I tako, da se natječemo za bilo što, a ja to ne radim,

So, if I were running for anything -- and I'm not --

I would simply say that the jobs we hope to make

rekao bih da poslovi koje ćemo se truditi stvoriti

and the jobs we hope to create

i da se poslovi koje se nadamo stvoriti

aren't going to stick unless they're jobs that people want.

neće zadržati osim ako to ne budu poslovi koje ljudi žele.

I znam da smo u dijelu konferencije

And I know the point of this conference

is to celebrate things that are near and dear to us,

koji slavi stvari koje su nam bliske i drage,

but I also know that clean and dirty aren't opposites.

ali isto tako znam da čisto i prljavo nisu oprečni termini.

They're two sides of the same coin, just like innovation and imitation,

Oni su dvije strane iste medalje,

kao inovacija i imitacija,

like risk and responsibility, like peripeteia and anagnorisis,

kao rizik i odgovornost,

kao peripetija i anagnorisis,

kao ono malo janje za koje se nadam da više ne drhti,

like that poor little lamb, who I hope isn't quivering anymore,

i kao moje vrijeme koje je isteklo.

and like my time that's gone.

It's been great talking to you.

Uživao sam govoreći vam,

And get back to work, will you?

a sada se vratite na posao, može?

(Applause)

(Pljesak)