Ian Dunbar: Dog-friendly dog training

Prevodilac: Ana Karadzic Lektor: Ivana Krivokuća

Dogs have interests.

Psi imaju interesovanja.

They have interest sniffing each other, chasing squirrels.

Interesuje ih da njuše jedni druge, da jure veverice.

And if we don't make that a reward in training, that will be a distraction.

Ako to ne postavimo kao nagradu u dresuri, onda će to postati distrakcija.

It's always sort of struck me as really a scary thought

Uvek mi se nekako činilo strašnim

that if you see a dog in a park, and the owner is calling it,

kada vidim psa u parku, i vlasnika kako ga doziva,

and the owner says, you know, "Puppy, come here, come here,"

i vlasnik kaže: „Dođi, kuco“,

and the dog thinks, "Hmm, interesting.

a onda pas pomisli: „Hm, zanimljivo.

I'm sniffing this other dog's rear end, the owner's calling."

Upravo njuškam zadnjicu ovog psa, a gazda me zove.“

It's a difficult choice, right?

To je težak izbor, zar ne?

Rear end, owner. Rear end wins.

Zadnjica, gazda. Zadnjica pobeđuje.

I mean, you lose.

Hoću reći, gubite.

You cannot compete with the environment,

Ne možete se takmičiti sa okolinom,

if you have an adolescent dog's brain.

ako je u igri mozak psa u adolescenciji.

So, when we train, we're always trying to take into account

Dakle, kada dresiramo, uvek pokušavamo da uzmemo u obzir

the dog's point of view.

pseću tačku gledišta.

Now, I'm here largely because

Ja sam ovde uglavnom

there's kind of a rift in dog training at the moment

zbog toga što postoji jaz u dresuri pasa;

that -- on one side, we have people who think that you train a dog,

naime, na jednoj strani se nalaze

oni koji smatraju da se pas dresira tako što se,

number one, by making up rules, human rules.

kao prvo, uvode pravila, ljudska pravila.

We don't take the dog's point of view into account.

Ne uzima se u obzir pseća tačka gledišta.

So the human says, "You're going to act this way, damn it.

Dakle, čovek kaže: „Ponašaćeš se ovako, zaboga.

We're going to force you to act against your will, to bend to our will."

Nateraćemo te da se ponašaš protivno tvojoj volji,

da se povinuješ našoj.“

Then, number two, we keep these rules a secret from the dog.

Kao drugo, ova pravila ćemo kriti od psa.

And then number three, now we can punish the dog

I treće, sad možemo da kaznimo psa

for breaking rules he didn't even know existed.

zbog kršenja pravila za koja nije znao ni da postoje.

So you get a little puppy, he comes. His only crime is he grew.

Eto, dobijete jedno malo štene, ono dođe. Njegov jedini zločin je što je porastao.

When he was a little puppy, he puts his paws on your leg --

Kad je bio štene i kad stavi svoje šapice na vaše noge –

you know, isn't that nice?

zar to nije divno?

And you go, "Oh, there's a good boy."

A onda vi kažete: „O, dobar dečko.“

You bend down, you pat him -- you reward him for jumping up.

Sagnete se, pomazite ga – nagradite ga za naskakanje.

His one mistake is he's a Tibetan mastiff, and a few months later,

Jedina njegova greška je što je on tibetanski mastif,

i posle par meseci težak je 35 kilograma.

he weighs, you know, 80 pounds.

Every time he jumps up, he gets all sorts of abuse.

Svaki put kad skoči, doživeće razne oblike zlostavljanja.

I mean, it is really very, very scary the abuse that dogs get.

To je stvarno strašno, kako pse zlostavljaju.

So, this whole dominance issue -- number one,

Ceo problem sa dominacijom je, pod jedan,

what we get in dog training is this Mickey-Mouse interpretation

ono na šta nailazimo u dresuri pasa je laička interpretacija

of a very complicated social system.

jednog veoma komplikovanog društvenog sistema.

And they take this stuff seriously.

A oni to ozbiljno shvataju.

Male dogs are very serious about a hierarchy,

Mužjaci baš ozbiljno shvataju hijerarhiju,

because it prevents physical fights.

jer sprečava fizičke obračune.

Of course, female dogs, bitches, on the other hand,

Naravno, ženke pasa, kuje, s druge strane,

have several bitch amendments to male hierarchical rule.

postavljaju nekoliko amandmana ovom muškom pravilu hijerarhije.

The number one is, "I have it, you don't."

Prvi je: „Ja je imam, ti je nemaš.“

And what you will find is a very, very low-ranking bitch

I tu dolazi do toga da će jedna veoma nisko rangirana ženka

will quite easily keep a bone away from a high-ranking male.

sa takvom lakoćom čuvati kosku podalje od visoko rangiranog mužjaka.

So, we get in dog training this notion of dominances,

Dakle, u dresuru pasa uvodimo ideju dominacije ili alfa psa.

or of the alpha dog. I'm sure that you've heard this.

Sigurno ste čuli za ovo.

Dogs get so abused.

Pse previše zlostavljaju.

Dogs, horses and humans --

Psi, konji i ljudi –

these are the three species which are so abused in life.

to su tri vrste koje su tokom svog života isuviše zlostavljane.

And the reason is built into their behavior --

Razlog toga se krije u njihovom ponašanju –

is to always come back and apologize.

uvek se vraćaju i izvinjavaju.

Like, "Oh, I'm sorry you had to beat me. I'm really sorry, yes, it's my fault."

„Izvini što si morao da me istučeš. Žao mi je, da, ja sam kriv.“

They are just so beatable,

Njih je tako lako istući, pa ih zato i tuku.

and that's why they get beaten.

The poor puppy jumps up, you open the dog book, what does it say?

Jadno štene naskoči, vi otvorite uputstvo za pse, i šta tu piše?

"Hold his front paws, squeeze his front paws,

„Uhvatite mu prednje šape, stisnite ih,

stamp on his hind feet, squirt him in the face with lemon juice,

zgazite mu na zadnje noge, prsnite mu sok od limuna u lice,

hit him on the head with a rolled-up newspaper,

udarite ga po glavi urolanim novinama,

knee him in the chest, flip him over backwards."

udarite ga kolenom u grudi, oborite ga.“

Because he grew?

Zato što je porastao?

And because he's performing a behavior you've trained him to do?

I zato što se ponaša onako kako ste ga vi naučili?

This is insanity.

To je ludost.

Ja pitam vlasnike: „Kako biste želeli da vas vaš pas dočeka?“

I ask owners, "Well, how would you like the dog to greet you?"

And people say, "Well, I don't know, to sit, I guess."

A oni kažu: „Pa, ne znam, možda da sedne.“

I said, "Let's teach him to sit."

Kažem im: „Hajde da ga naučimo da sedne.“

And then we give him a reason for sitting.

A onda mu damo razlog da sedne.

Because the first stage

Jer prva faza je naučiti psa engleski kao drugi jezik.

is basically teaching a dog ESL.

I could speak to you and say, "Laytay-chai, paisey, paisey."

Mogao bih vama da se obratim i kažem: „Laytay-chai, paisey, paisey.“

Go on, something should happen now.

Hajde, nešto bi trebalo već da se dogodi.

Why aren't you responding? Oh, you don't speak Swahili.

Zašto ne reagujete? A, da, vi ne govorite svahili.

E, pa, imam novosti za vas.

Well, I've got news for you.

Vaš pas ne zna engleski, ni američki, ni španski niti francuski.

The dog doesn't speak English, or American, or Spanish, or French.

So the first stage in training is to teach the dog ESL,

Dakle, prva faza dresure je naučiti psa ESL,

English as a second language.

engleski kao drugi jezik.

And that's how we use the food lure in the hand,

Za to koristimo hranu u ruci kao mamac,

and we use food because we're dealing with owners.

hranu koristimo zbog vlasnika.

My wife doesn't need food -- she's a great trainer,

Mojoj ženi ne treba hrana, sjajan je dreser, mnogo bolji od mene.

much better than I am.

I don't need food, but the average owner says,

Ni meni ne treba hrana, ali prosečan vlasnik će reći:

"Puppy, sit."

„Kuco, sedi.“

Or they go, "Sit, sit, sit."

Ili: „Sedi, sedi, sedi.“

They're making a hand signal in front of the dog's rectum for some reason,

Iz nekog razloga signaliziraju rukom ispred rektuma psa,

like the dog has a third eye there -- it's insane.

kao da pas ima treće oko na tom mestu – to je ludost.

You know, "Sit, sit."

Znate: „Sedi, sedi.“

No, we go, "Puppy, sit" -- boom, it's got it in six to 10 trials.

Ne, reći ćemo: „ Kuco, sedi.“ – i, eto, shvatiće kroz 6 do 10 pokušaja.

Then we phase out the food as a lure,

Zatim izbacimo hranu kao mamac,

and now the dog knows that "sit" means sit,

i sad pas zna da „sedi“ znači sesti i zapravo možete da komunicirate sa psom

and you can actually communicate to a dog

in a perfectly constructed English sentence.

koristeći gramatički tačne rečenice na engleskom.

"Phoenix, come here, take this, and go to Jamie, please."

„Feniks, dođi, uzmi ovo i idi do Džejmija, molim te.“

And I've taught her "Phoenix," "come here," "take this," "go to"

A naučio sam je „Feniks“, „dođi“, „uzmi ovo“, „idi“

and the name of my son, "Jamie."

i ime mog sina „Džejmi.“

And the dog can take a note,

Sad pas može da uzme poruku, i tako ja imam svog malog psa tragača.

and I've got my own little search-and-rescue dog.

He'll find Jamie wherever he is, you know,

Naći će Džejmija, gde god da se on nalazi, znate,

wherever kids are, crushing rocks by a stream or something,

gde su deca, možda se igraju kod potoka,

and take him a little message that says,

i predaće mu kratku poruku u kojoj piše:

"Hey, dinner's ready. Come in for dinner."

“Hej, večera je spremna. Dođi kući na večeru.”

So, at this point, the dog knows what we want it to do.

Dakle, u tom trenutku, pas zna šta želimo da uradi.

Will it do it?

Da li će to i uraditi? Ne nužno.

Not necessarily, no.

As I said, if he's in the park and there's a rear end to sniff,

Kao što sam rekao, ako je u parku i njuši zadnjicu nekog psa,

why come to the owner?

zašto bi prišao vlasniku?

Pas živi sa vama, može da bude sa vama bilo kad.

The dog lives with you, the dog can get you any time.

The dog can sniff your butt, if you like, when he wants to.

Pas može da njuši vašu zadnjicu kad god, ako mu to dozvolite.

At the moment, he's in the park, and you are competing

Tog trenutka je u parku, a vi se takmičite

with smells, and other dogs, and squirrels.

sa mirisima, drugim psima i vevericama.

So the second stage in training is to teach the dog to want to do

Druga faza u dresuri pasa je da naučimo psa da želi da uradi

what we want him to do, and this is very easy.

ono što mi želimo da uradi, i to je jako lako.

We use the Premack principle.

Koristimo Premakov princip.

Basically, we follow a low-frequency behavior --

Prosto, ponašanje niske frekventnosti -

one the dog doesn't want to do --

ono što pas ne želi da uradi –

by a high-frequency behavior, commonly known as a behavior problem,

prati ponašanje visoke frekventnosti, poznatije kao problem u ponašanju,

or a dog hobby -- something the dog does like to do.

ili hobi psa – nešto što pas zaista voli da radi.

That will then become a reward for the lower-frequency behavior.

Tako će ono postati nagrada za ponašanje niske frekventnosti.

So we go, "sit," on the couch; "sit," tummy-rub; "sit,"

I, idemo ovako:, „sedi“, na kauč; „sedi“, pomazimo ga po stomaku;

look, I throw a tennis ball; "sit," say hello to that other dog.

„sedi“, vidi, bacio sam tenisku lopticu; „sedi“, pozdravi se sa tim drugim psom.

Yes, we put "sniff butt" on queue.

Dodamo i “njušenje zadnjice” na listu.

"Sit," sniff butt.

„Sedi“, onjuši zadnjicu.

So now all of these distractions that worked against training

Tako sad sve one distrakcije koje su ometale dresuru,

now become rewards that work for training.

postaju nagrade u dresuri.

And what we're doing, in essence, is we're teaching the dog, kind of like --

U suštini, ono što mi zapravo radimo je da učimo psa

kao da ga puštamo da misli da on trenira nas.

we're letting the dog think that the dog is training us.

And I can imagine this dog, you know,

Mogu da zamislim nekog psa

speaking through the fence to, say, an Akita,

kako pokraj ograde priča sa drugom, recimo Akitom,

saying, "Wow, my owners, they are so incredibly easy to train.

i kaže: „Zamisli, ovi moji vlasnici, tako ih je lako dresirati.

They're like Golden Retrievers.

Oni su kao zlatni retriveri.

All I have to do is sit, and they do everything.

Samo treba da sednem, i oni će sve uraditi.

They open doors, they drive my car, they massage me,

Otvaraju mi vrata, voze me, masiraju me,

they will throw tennis balls,

bacaju mi tenisku lopticu,

they will cook for me and serve the food.

kuvaju mi i serviraju hranu.

It's like, if I just sit, that's my command.

Kao da je, ako sednem, to moja komanda.

Then I have my own personal doorman,

Imam i svog ličnog portira,

chauffeur, masseuse, chef and waiter."

šofera, masera, kuvara i konobara.“

And now the dog's really happy.

Tako je pas sada zaista srećan.

And this, to me, is always what training is.

To je ono šta dresura podrazumeva za mene.

So we really motivate the dog to want to do it,

Treba istinski da motivišemo psa da želi to da uradi,

such that the need for punishment seldom comes up.

tako da se retko javlja potreba za kažnjavanjem.

Now we move to phase three, when now --

Sada prelazimo na treću fazu, gde -

there's times, you know, when daddy knows best.

postoje trenuci kada tata zna najbolje.

And I have a little sign on my fridge, and it says,

Imam jedan znak na frižideru na kom piše:

"Because I'm the daddy, that's why."

„Zato što sam ja tata, eto, zato.“

Sorry, no more explanation. "I'm the daddy, you're not. Sit."

Žao mi je, nema dalje rasprave. „Ja sam tata, ti nisi. Sedi.”

And there's times, for example,

Ima trenutaka kada, na primer,

if my son's friends leave the door open,

ako drugar mog sina ostavi otvorena vrata,

the dogs have to know you don't step across this line.

tad pas mora da zna da ne sme da pređe tu liniju.

This is a life-or-death thing.

To je pitanje života i smrti.

You leave this, the sanctity of your house,

Ako napustiš utočište svog doma,

and you could be hit on the street.

mogla bi da te udare kola na ulici.

So some things we have to let the dog know,

Psa moramo da naučimo pojedinim stvarima:

"You mustn't do this."

„Ovo ne smeš da radiš.”

And so we have to enforce, but without force.

I to moramo da primenimo bez sile.

People here get very confused about what a punishment is.

Ljudi su često zbunjeni oko toga šta je zapravo kazna.

They think a punishment is something nasty.

Smatraju da je kazna nešto ružno. Kladim se da i mnogo vas to misli, zar ne?

I bet a lot of you do, right?

You think it's something painful, or scary, or nasty.

Vi smatrate da je to nešto bolno ili zastrašujuće ili ružno.

It doesn't have to be.

Ne mora da bude tako.

There's several definitions of what a punishment is,

Postoji više različitih definicija kazne,

but one definition, the most popular, is:

a najpopularnija je

a punishment is a stimulus that reduces the immediately preceding behavior,

ona da je kazna stimulus koji ograničava prethodno ponašanje,

such that it's less likely to occur in the future.

tako da je malo verovatno da se ponovi u budućnosti.

It does not have to be nasty, scary or painful.

Ne mora da bude ružna, zastrašujuća ili bolna.

And I would say, if it doesn't have to be, then maybe it shouldn't be.

ja bih rekao da, ako ne mora, možda ni ne treba da bude takva.

I was working with a very dangerous dog about a year ago.

Radio sam pre godinu dana sa jednim veoma opasnim psom.

And this was a dog that put both his owners in hospital,

To je pas zbog kog su oba vlasnika završila u bolnici,

plus the brother-in-law, plus the child.

kao i zet i jedno dete.

And I only agreed to work with it if they promised it would stay in their house,

Pristao sam da radim sa njim ako obećaju da će ostati u kući

and they never took it outside.

i da ga nikad neće izvoditi napolje.

The dog is actually euthanized now,

Taj pas je kasnije uspavan,

but this was a dog I worked with for a while.

ali sam duže vreme radio sa njim.

A lot of the aggression happened around the kitchen,

Većina agresivnog ponašanja se dogodila u kuhinji,

so while I was there -- this was on the fourth visit --

pa dok sam bio tamo - to je već bila moja četvrta poseta -

we did a four and a half hour down-stay, with the dog on his mat.

četiri i po sata smo vežbali komandu „dole“, dok je bio na prostirci.

And he was kept there by the owner's calm insistence.

Ostao je tu zahvaljujući vlasničinoj staloženoj upornosti.

When the dog would try to leave the mat,

Kad god bi pas pokušao da ode sa prostirke,

she would say, "Rover, on the mat, on the mat, on the mat."

ona bi rekla: “Rovere, na prostirku, na prostirku, na prostirku.”

The dog broke his down-stay 22 times in four and a half hours, while she cooked dinner,

Pas je za četiri i po sata 22 puta odbio naredbu, dok je ona spremala večeru,

because we had a lot of aggression related towards food.

jer je većina te agresije bila vezana za hranu.

The breaks got fewer and fewer.

Neposlušnost je postala sve ređa i ređa.

You see, the punishment was working.

Vidite, kazna je urodila plodom.

The behavior problem was going away.

Problem u ponašanju je nestajao.

She never raised her voice.

Nijednom nije podigla glas.

If she did, she would have got bitten.

Da jeste, ujeo bi je.

It's not a good dog you shout at.

Pas na koga vičete nije dobar pas.

And a lot of my friends train really neat animals,

Mnogi moji prijatelji dresiraju strašne životinje,

grizzly bears -- if you've ever seen a grizzly bear

grizlije – ako ste ikada videli grizlija,

on the telly or in film, then it's a friend of mine who's trained it --

na televiziji ili filmu, dresirao ga je moj prijatelj –

killer whales. I love it because it wires you up.

kitovi ubice.

To mi se dopada jer je uzbudljivo.

How are you going to reprimand a grizzly bear?

Kako biste prekorili grizlija?

"Bad bear, bad bear!" Voom!

„Nevaljali medvede, nevaljali!” Bum!

Your head now is 100 yards away, sailing through the air, OK?

Vaša glava sad leti kroz vazduh nekih stotinak metara.

This is crazy.

To je ludost.

So, where do we go from here?

I, šta sad da radimo?

We want a better way.

Treba nam bolji način.

Dogs deserve better.

Psi zaslužuju bolje.

But for me, the reason for this actually has to do with dogs.

Za mene je razlog za ovakvu dresuru vezan za pse.

It has to do with watching people train puppies,

Vezan je za to kad vidim kako ljudi dresiraju štence,

and realizing they have horrendous interaction skills,

i shvatim kako poseduju očajne interakcijske veštine,

horrendous relationship skills.

očajne veštine u odnosima.

Not just with their puppy, but with the rest of the family at class.

Ne samo sa svojim psima, već i sa ostalim članovima svoje porodice.

I mean, my all-time classic is another "come here" one.

Moj klasičan primer za to je opet iz kategorije „dođi ovamo.”

You see someone in the park -- and I'll cover my mic when I say this,

Vidite nekoga u parku – pokriću mikrofon dok ovo govorim,

because I don't want to wake you up -- and there's the owner in the park,

jer ne želim da vas probudim – i tu je vlasnik psa,

and their dog's over here, and they say, "Rover, come here.

pas tamo negde, pa kaže: „Rovere, dođi ovamo.

Rover, come here. Rover, come here, you son of a bitch."

Rovere, dođi ovamo. Rovere, dođi ovamo, kučkin sine.”

The dog says, "I don't think so."

A pas kaže: “E, baš neću.”

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

I mean, who in their right mind

Mislim, ko bi pri zdravoj svesti i čistoj pameti

would think that a dog would want to approach them

pomislio da će pas hteti da im priđe

when they're screaming like that?

kada se tako deru?

Instead, the dog says, "I know that tone. I know that tone.

Umesto toga, pas pomisli: "Znam taj ton. Znam taj ton.

Previously, when I've approached, I've gotten punished there."

Pre, kada sam prišao, bio sam kažnjen.”

I was walking onto a plane --

Ukrcao sam se u avion –

this, for me, was a pivotal moment in my career,

za mene je ovo bio ključni momenat u karijeri

and it really cemented what I wanted to do

koji je zabetonirao šta želim da postignem

with this whole puppy-training thing,

u celoj ovoj priči o dresuri pasa,

the notion of how to teach puppies in a dog-friendly way

ideju kako dresirate pse na način koji je naklonjen psima,

to want to do what we want to do, so we don't have to force them.

da žele da urade to što mi želimo, da ne moramo da ih teramo na to.

You know, I puppy-train my child.

Ja ovako dresiram i svoje dete.

And the seminal moment was, I was getting on a plane in Dallas,

Ključni trenutak je bio kada sam se ukrcavao u avion za Dalas,

and in row two was a father, I presume, and a young boy about five,

i u drugom redu su sedeli, pretpostavljam, otac i njegov sin od pet godina

kicking the back of the chair.

koji je šutirao naslon sedišta.

"Johnny, don't do that."

„Džoni, nemoj to da radiš.”

Kick, kick, kick.

Šut, šut, šut.

"Johnny, don't do that." Kick, kick, kick.

„Džoni, nemoj to da radiš.” Šut, šut, šut.

I'm standing right here with my bag.

Ja sam stajao baš tu sa torbom.

The father leans over, grabs him like this and gives him ugly face.

Otac se nagnuo, zgrabio ga ovako i napravio ružnu facu.

And ugly face is this --

A ružna faca je ovo –

when you go face-to-face with a puppy or a child,

kada se postavite lice u lice sa štenetom ili detetom

you say, "What are you doing! Now stop it, stop it, stop it!"

i kažete: „Šta to radiš? Prekini odmah, dosta!”

And I went, "Oh my God, do I do something?"

Onda sam pomislio: „Bože, treba li nešto da uradim?”

That child has lost everything --

To dete je izgubilo sve –

that one of the two people he can trust in this world

jedno od jedino dvoje ljudi kojima veruje na svetu

has absolutely pulled the rug from under his feet.

mu je u potpunosti srušilo tlo pod nogama.

And I thought, "Do I tell this jerk to quit it?"

Pomislih: „Reći ću ovoj budali da prestane!”

I thought, "Ian, stay out of it, stay out of it, you know, walk on."

Pa onda pomislih: “Ijane, ne mešaj se, ne mešaj se, nastavi dalje.”

I walked to the back of the plane,

Otišao sam dalje, seo na svoje sedište,

I sat down, and a thought came to me.

i tad mi je nešto palo na pamet.

If that had been a dog, I would have laid him out.

Da je pas bio u pitanju, nokautirao bih ga.

(Laughter)

(Smeh)

If he had kicked a dog, I would have punched him out.

Da je udario psa, onesvestio bih ga.

He kicked a child, grabs the child like this and I let it go.

Udario je dete, ovako ga zgrabio, a ja sam produžio.

And this is what it's all about.

I to je suština svega.

These relationship skills are so easy.

Veštine u odnosima su veoma jednostavne.

I mean, we as humans, our shallowness when we choose a life-mate

Mi, ljudi, smo jako površni po pitanju odabira partnera

based on the three Cs -- coat color, conformation, cuteness.

koji se bazira na boji dlake, prilagođavanja i dopadljivosti.

You know, kind of like a little robot.

Znate, kao mali roboti.

This is how we go into a relationship, and it's hunky-dory for a year.

Ovako mi stupamo u veze, i cvetaju nam ruže nekih godinu dana.

And then, a little behavior problem comes up.

A onda iskrsne neki problem u ponašanju.

No different from the dog barking.

Ništa drugačije od lajanja psa.

The husband won't clear up his clothes,

Muž neće da složi svoju odeću,

or the wife's always late for meetings, whatever it is, OK?

ili žena stalno kasni na sastanke, šta god da je u pitanju, u redu?

And it then starts, and we get into this thing,

I onda počinje, upadamo u taj problem,

and our personal feedback -- there's two things about it.

a naše povratne informacije, tu postoje dve stvari.

When you watch people interacting with animals or other people,

Kada posmatramo ljude u interakciji sa životinjama ili ljudima,

there is very little feedback, it's too infrequent.

javlja se veoma malo povratnih informacija, zaista su retke.

And when it happens, it's bad, it's nasty.

A kad se pojave, jako su loše i ružne.

You see it's especially in families, especially with spouses,

Najčešće se to može videti kod porodica, među supružnicima,

especially with children, especially with parents.

decom, roditeljima.

You see it especially in the workplace,

Može se četo primetiti na radnom mestu,

especially from boss to employee.

naročito u odnosu šefa prema zaposlenima.

It's as if there's some schadenfreude there,

Kao da postoji nekakva zluradost

that we actually take delight in people getting things wrong,

u tome da uživamo kad drugi ljudi nešto pogreše,

so that we can then moan and groan and bitch at them.

kako bismo mogli da se žalimo na njih i da ih grdimo.

And this, I would say, is the biggest human foible that we have.

Po meni je ovo najveća mana ljudi.

It really is.

Zaista jeste.

We take the good for granted, and we moan and groan at the bad.

Ono dobro uzimamo zdravo za gotovo, na loše se žalimo i ljutimo.

And I think this whole notion of these skills should be taught.

Ja smatram da ljude treba podučavati svim ovim veštinama.

You know, calculus is wonderful.

Znate, matematika je divna.

When I was a kid, I was a calculus whiz.

Kad sam bio dete, bio sam matematički genije.

I don't understand a thing about it now, but I could do it as a kid.

Sada ne razumem ništa u vezi sa tim, ali sam znao kao mali.

Geometry, fantastic. You know, quantum mechanics --

Geometrija, fantastično. Znate, kvantna mehanika –

these are cool things.

to su baš zanimljive stvari.

But they don't save marriages and they don't raise children.

Ali one neće spasiti brak ili odgajiti decu.

And my look to the future is,

Moja ideja za budućnost,

and what I want to do with this doggy stuff, is to teach people

ono što želim da postignem ovim je da naučim ljude da,

that you know, your husband's just as easy to train.

znate, vaše muževe je isto tako lako dresirati.

Probably easier -- if you got a Rottie -- much easier to train.

Možda čak i lakše – ako imate rotvajlera – mnogo lakše.

Your kids are easy to train.

Vašu decu je lako dresirati.

All you've got to do is to watch them,

Treba samo da ih posmatrate,

to time-sample the behavior, and say, every five minutes,

pratite obrasce ponašanja u nekom periodu,

you ask the question, "Is it good, or is it bad?"

i na svakih 5 minuta se zapitate: „Da li je ovo dobro ili loše?“

If it's good, say, "That was really neat, thank you."

Ako je dobro, recite: „To je bilo baš lepo, hvala ti.”

That is such a powerful training technique.

Ovo je jako moćna tehnika u dresuri.

This should be taught in schools.

Ovo treba da se uči u školi.

Relationships -- how do you negotiate?

Odnosi – kako da pregovarate?

How you do negotiate with your friend who wants your toy?

Kako da pregovarate sa drugarom koji hoće vašu igračku?

You know, how to prepare you for your first relationship?

Znate, kako da se pripremite za svoju prvu vezu?

How on earth about raising children?

Ili, zaboga, kako gajiti decu?

We think how we do it -- one night in bed, we're pregnant,

Mislimo, jedno veče u krevetu, trudni smo,

and then we're raising the most important thing in life, a child.

i onda odgajamo nešto najvažnije u našem životu, dete.

No, this is what should be taught -- the good living, the good habits,

Ne, ovome treba da nas uče – dobar život, dobre navike,

which are just as hard to break as bad habits.

koje je isto toliko teško izbaciti kao i one loše.

So, that would be my wish to the future.

Dakle, to je moja želja za budućnost.

Ah, damn, I wanted to end exactly on time,

Ah, hteo sam da završim tačno na vreme,

but I got eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two --

ali mi je ostalo sedam, šest, pet, četiri, tri, dva –

so thank you very much. That's my talk, thank you.

hvala vam. To je bila moja priča, hvala.

(Applause)

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